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Well /pol/?
What is it "Sex"?
>>56502171
Jesus stop being a faggot.
>>56502171
>TFW you rape Jesus
/pol/ representing Christian values is pretty rich
> "hey guys, hundreds of millions in India live in abject poverty and don't have toilets, maybe we should crowd fund tackling this problem like we did for people we thought were unjustly accused of crimes!"
>"nahhh, let's just call them poo in loos."
See /pol/! The jew is trying to stop white people from procreate!
>>56502402
There is no sex in mother Russia, anon.
>>56502565
I heard when someone breaks a vodka bottle all the little shards just grow into new Russians.
>>56502502
Dude, India's economy is growing, and I have a hard time getting something to eat. Why the hell would I donate a penny to those mouth breathing faggots?
>>56502171
Fuck off Jesus get your own poon
>>56502171
"That is fine, weird hippie stranger we met in a bar. You dont have to if you feel uncomfortable with a threeway."
>>56502667
I think you have it back to front anon.
They're both going to rape Jesus.
>>56502599
kek
>>56502502
Should really make room for Christians on /pol/, though. Not all are puritans, for one thing, but also as the secular atheistic cultural Marxism seem hellbent on co-opting Islam as their pet project, Christianity is the sharpest edge /pol/ can have to fight back.
These "When you sin, you sin with Jesus" pictures are hilarious.
Someone post the pic with Jesus stealing a dude's drug injection.
>>56502171
I have no idea what sex is.
>>56502171
A three-way with Jesus? Damn, I didn't even know that was on the table.
>>56503017
Do you think he can cheat and give that bitch an immaculate orgasm? Because that creates a seriously uneven playing field desu senpai
>Jesus-senpai will never take you
lmao protestants are ridiculous
What does holy semen taste like?
>>56502171
Jesus never had sex. Why would he get a say?
>>56502565
There weren't in Soviet Union. Yet kids were being born. In Russian Federation it's the oposite
>>56502171
spread the other cheek, jesus, this is happening.
>>56503167
because he is the king
>>56502171
I like it better when Jesus struggles.
>>56502893
[Restrained Laughter]
>>56502171
>jesus can i have sex?
>*waits for anwser*
>*dies a virgin*
>jesus: now you share my pain
>>56503412
While making this I came across
http://www.markfulton.org/yahweh/
>>56503412
C U C K E D
C'mon, Jesus. You know I love you, right? Tell you what. Let's just start real slow and see what happens. Anytime you want to manifest and say stop, we'll stop.
>>56503412
Nice maymay Pajeeb,
POO IN LOO
>implying you are involved in my conversations with the Based Saviour
>implying girls touch me
>abrhamic theists
>not retarded
Are handjobs and pussy licking ok?
>>56502599
I heard that if a mommy and daddy russian love each other very much they drink vodka until one of them throws up a baby.
>>56503192
Therefore sex obviously has nothing to do with children.
I always knew I was found in cabbages.
>>56502171
So if you are an American, you have to ask the gardener for permission to have sex?
>>56505108
>Russians
>loving anything
Cousin pls.
>>56505007
Lrn 2 spell faggy
>>56502171
Sex in marriage is perfectly fine. What the Lord vetoes and the liberal media wants is promiscuous fornication.
Think of it /pol/, you eager to settle down with that used up bitch who's had some coon named Jamal with her first.
>The two become one flesh
It's literally the thing Jesus was trying to say about sex, which is why it is perfect for the married couple.
Don't blame Jesus Christ because feminism and other shit has screwed up marriage so you can't get laid their either. Those qualities came from the sword of secularism.
>>56502893
But /pol/ is already a christian board
>>56502502
poo in loo
>>56502171
Oh come on Jesus, you're cockblocking the shit out of me bro
>>56502502
>what happens in india is our problem
How about they take responsibility for their OWN PROBLEMS.
You fucking kek.
>>56503412
>>56502171
Mary never say yes.
The Rapeseed said no.
OK
>>56505127
I was "picked from the trees in Russia". I'm beginning to wonder exactly what that meant, considering I look nothing like my family.
>>56502171
Who can speak for Jesus here?
