>Dick Black
>Jesse Ventura
>Lyndon LaRouche
>Chuck Hagel
>Jim Webb
>Bob Barr
>Rand Paul
>John Kasich
>Greg Abbott
>Rick Perry
>... somebody else?
Discuss.
>>56496681
this would actually be really based
>>56496719
Jim "Gook Slayer" Webb
>>56496719
Second
Dick Black gotta be saved for Secretary of Defense, or maybe even Secretary of State. He's too based to be VP.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXe4gy_ABf8
>>56496740
Jim "Bringing Euthanasia to Youth in Asia" Webb.
>>56496681
Genral James Mattis
>>56496982
Meme: The Ticket
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>>56496719
>>56496740
>>56496935
Wait a minute, you talkin about James Henry Webb?
Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in Nam. Back then we called him "Bone Ebber" Webber because he never came out of a tunnel without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.
Most would call him insane, but that is why the green berets trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realized what a monster they created.
You see, most guys that go tunnel clearing take guns. Not Jim. No, he took knives, clubs, hatchets, sometimes nothing but his bare hands. After a few missions I got a chance to talk to him in the mess. He was wearing his blood stained hat, sunglasses, and combat fatigues, smoking a cigarette and drinking johnny walker black. It was contraband, but you NEVER told Jim what he could and couldn't do.
I asked him why he never took guns with him. He lowered is head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sun glasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.
"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These slant eye'd scum bags don't deserve the mercy of an American made bullet, but the slow torturous death of the hands of an American man!"
In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut. "The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, rice filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real killer work."
>>56497032
10/10
>>56496681
IVANKA
>>56497032
lol 10/10
Jim Webb would be a really good choice tbqh.
>>56496681
This bitch desu senpai
Replying with strawpoll
http://strawpoll.me/6079338
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i would say jesse ventura since he's from my state... but i dont like his economic policies
>>56496681
>Jesse Ventura
Thank you for your service
>Dick Black
Is this a meme?
IS AMERICA READY FOR THE BIG DICK BLACK?
>>56496903
He does cause a ton of librul buttflustering.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfMN-bQCj5ss
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvO28NudaSQ
Webb is a faggot and so is anyone who talks of him positively
He did his job in 'Nam but besides that he has done fuckall to garnish any kind of respect to speak of and he's running as a demoshits so he outright proves he's a piece of shit
mark Cuban
>>56497584
Actually he dropped out and is considering an independent run FYI.
>>56497385
Breathe, Australia.
Rick Santorum
>maybe more hardline on immigration than Trump
>from a crucial swing state, PA
>strong on Trump's two weak points: foreign policy and religious/social conservatives
>get the religious conservative base out to vote
>cute as a button, will get the conservative lady voters out to vote
>makes fedora-tippers insanely mad, good compliment to how Trump makes SJWs insanely mad
He is the best choice IMO. People just seem unable to consider him because of faggot memes about fecal matter lol.
>>56498000
His foreign policy is basically bomb Iran though.
>>56497832
Gary Johnson. Or vermin supreme.
>>56498312
Sounds good to me
>>56496681
Filthy frank
>>56498000
>>56498312
Also he's a filthy catholic. No, thanks!
>>56498537
>Japan
Frank why are you making disgusting cakes now?
>>56498509
Found the JIDF!
>this entire thread and no one has yet said Cruz
Jesus fucking christ /pol/, get your shit together.
>>56496681
Barack Obama
>>56498605
He actually believes in the religion though. And he's called out commie Pope Francis for his BS.
Most politicians just do it for show. Or it's a country club for them like with Trump.
A man of God is what this corrupt world needs.
>>56496681
Dick Cheney 2 Electric boogaloo
>>56498770
So he's more devoutly an idolater pagan than the pope is? Was that supposed to be an argument for him or against him?
>>56496681
Webm made me lose it
It should be some popular nigger so he would get the black vote like kanye, really.
Mark Cuban
>>56498876
>anti-Catholic politicians
>2015
>politically viable in anyway
You're a century too late m8.
>>56496681
It needs to be Cruz, he needs to unite the conservatives. The moderates don't win elections and Cruz is the favorite of almost every strong grassroots conservative.
The people saying Webb are just picking him because they liked him in the debate, he is not as compatible as you think. Just because he is pro-gun doesn't make him a perfect Republican running mate.
>>56497129
just imagine donald being your father-in-law
>>56496681
>Dick Black
I don't wanna look him up....im scared of what the results will turn up
>>56496681
>... somebody else?
Ivanka Trump
