> Cop in major city
> Partner arrests female did u
>"I have to use da bafroom"
>"Ma'am, you'll have to wait until we get back to the station, it will be around 20 minutes."
> 20 minutes later, at station house
> lodge dindu in cell with cuffs as we look for female to search her.
> All prisoners must be searched before being lodged without cuffs because these shitheels keep Killin demsevs
> Dindu proceeds to do the "hands under feet" move to get her hands in cuffs in front her
> She is standing literally 2 feet from a toilet
> Proceeds to pull down pants
> Ungodly smell of shit and fish fills the air
> She squats and passes on the floor
> mfw libs come to the defense of these animals and to keep my job I must hide my power level
When /pol/?
>>56493401
Oh please. I'm so white you can trace my vascular system and I do this regularly. Mostly, I am motivated by a prfound hatred of so called, "conservators of the peace" and alcoholism.
>>56493616
You regularly get arrested and piss on the floor in the same cell you'll be staying for at least 8 hours?
You're a bright one kid.
>>56493401
Maybe they should have let her take a shit when she asked?
Incompetent cops take twenty minutes to search someone.
bix nood
>>56493816
> let's let the perp do whatever they want as soon as they get in cuffs
That's a good way to get evidence destroyed or have someone escape.
>>56493816
They have female cops do the searches on female criminals. It prevents the whole "I wuz groped, dey felt me up!" Bullshit. It's a lawsuit prevention thing.
I hate police officers.
I hope you get hit by a drunk driver.
ITT: pissed off niggers
>>56493816
Are you actually from Iraq? Does ISIS regularly shitpost on /pol/?
>>56494519
Iraq is here everyday. Lurk more.
>>56494519
What the fuck is happening in this webm senpai?
>>56493401
I'm not bullshitting, what is the fastest/easiest way to escape you. I'm serious.
>serve conscription as a cop
>drunk auskek bogan grill trying to drive home
>her spaghetti stripe is soaked in bear and vomit
>i can see her meatloaf lips through her panties
>handcuff her
>she tries to touch our crotches and made jokes about tiny penises
>drag her to the car and throw her in the passenger seat
>she kicks all over the place and screams help
>she said she'll let us fuck her for her freedom
>arrive at station, female officer comes to take over
>she spits at the officer and calls her a skank
>2 female officers beat her with leather gloves
>she pees on the floor while screaming she has rights
>mfw /pol/ comes to the defense of "white" women
>>56494764
>soaked in bear
>>56494764
>her spaghetti stripe is soaked in bear and vomit
>>56494739
>implying you can outrun boolet
>>56494739
>running from the police
Enjoy getting tazed and shot.
>>56494764
Sir, I'm gonna need your badge number
>>56494764
>"white"
bogans aren't white, sgbro
bogans are aboriginals
I thought blacks said restroom
>>56494968
You ain't but that life, you browse 4chan dude
>wouldn't shoot a bro
>>56494764
Yeah, that's an Australian chick.
>>56495173
I fucked one before and they're horrible desu.
>>56495624
fact: australians don't have philtrums because they all have fetal alcohol syndrome
>>56495624
There's a REASON we go after SEAsian women so often.
>>56493775
Dear God, no. I'm human. I can use the toilet. I get drunk and take metaphorical shits on a cop's day. I assume this was the best she could muster.
>>56495811
>Got this Auschick to hangout with me and fucked on the first date
>She's racist, dresses like a party girl every single time, wants me to treat her like a white princess
>keeps telling me i should be grateful that i'm dating a white girl by showering her with gifts
>avid alcoholic
Welp if anything she's the only girl I had sex with that calls me a manlet chink with a dick she can't feel in her pussy.
>>56493401
So she shit on the ground instead of in the toilet?
>>56496079
The only two things I believe about that story is the racism and the alcoholism. Other than that you're probably lying. Shame you're not Filipino because then I could make a sex tourism joke but instead I must make a joke about your government having the power to come and take your wife's virginity on your wedding day.
>>56496185
Believe what you want, but it's the first and probably last time I ever had a white gf.
>>56494003
I've often wondered before, why nobody doesn't ask if the searching officer is a Homo? . . . .surely they are able to grope somebody as well as somebody of a different sex?
>>56494735
China
>>56496168
Yep
>>56494735
>>56498434
Why do you do this to yourself Gooky Dooky?
>>56493401
>>56495624
>survival of the fittest
>>56496079
We know our women are shit.
>>56496451
They should just use a gender-fluid officer instead.
