Bros, how do I be more like Donald Trump?
Watching his videos put me in state (a pickup artist lingo for basically in a good/alpha mood that's beneficial for picking up chicks)
I like to tell people they're "low energy" and "'avin a hard time" now. I also double down on all my controversial opinions instead of being more considerate to degenerate's point of views.
Help me get Trump'd up
>>56487192
Just get his books on audio tape and watch youtube videos of him.
What the fuck else do you think went into it?
Help me bros, lot of low energy posters tonight, unbelievable really.
Lie as much as possible and tell inbred rednecks what they want to hear.
What is our emperor's diet?
>>56488122
Liberal Tears and Chinese Chicken Salad.
>>56487747
I actually bought the audiobook version of Crippled America, which isn't narrated by Trump. It was a bit strange. The text of the book wasn't really that different than one of his campaign speeches, with the same kind of exaggerated statements, unsupported claims, repeated use of "great", "huge", etc. Normally I eat it up but when hearing someone other than Trump saying it you start to realize how ridiculous it sounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPOvePioFF0
>Listened to this on my drive to take my last International Business test.
>Turned out I had 1 less day to study than I actually had.
>Fuck fuck fuck
Ended up making a goddamn 95. Based fucking Trump.
>>56487192
fantasize about fucking your daughter
>>56488572
She has a big rack
>>56488122
He likes fish
>>56487192
Did you read his books? Maybe try that.
Step one: be over 6'.
No one likes an assertive manlet.
>>56488299
It's mental programing and the person's intonation and rhythm is very important. It's old school rhetoric that people don't learn anymore.
Humans are only human, after all.
I found this, seems like a decent starter.
>>56490759
I feel like Trump is too alpha to give away his secrets, observational mimicking seems the way to go
>>56490768
5'10 lies about his height detected
>>56491000
I'm actually 5'9" and know my place.
>>56490951
China is bringing friends aboard this aircraft, HUUUUGE guys.
I'm big. Some people would say I'm a very, very, very big guy.
Bane? He is really, really not a big person. Believe me.
My friend, who happens to be a very good aircraft assitance, told me I'm a big guy.
Dozens of people have called me to tell me that Dr. Pavel is really, really not a copoerative person. I don't know, but that is what people are telling me.
Oh my flight plan? It's going to be amazing. It's going to make ya head spin.
Anytime someone interrupts you put your hand out and say EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME.
After you state an opinion say "Believe me.... THAT I can tell you"
>>56487192
I've noticed that I've started using Trump's hand/finger-motions whenever I'm speaking
I'm not sure if I've always done this, but I just noticed it over the last few weeks.
>>56491475
I make this face every time I disagree with someone now.
>>56491581
And this is how I dance.
Do what you're doing but do it LEGALLY
You can't learn how to be alpha. It's something you're either born with or you aren't.
Trump has it. You don't.
>>56487192
I'm starting to use "low energy" as an insult now. It feels right.
>>56491581
Kek. I've always done this when I argue with feminists/SJWs.
It's such a great way to subtly trigger someone.
>>56487192
Go on and suck some zionist dick. It sustains his "energy"
>>56487192
be adopted into a rich family congrats m8
>>56488122
I think he said his favorite meal was meatloaf.
>>56491946
>europoors mad at the rich like always
Wish I saved >>56491581 for this post.
>>56487192
Positive Thinking. Trump grew up with Peale as his pastor and it shows.
>>56487192
Trump sort of helped me too
When I went on a job interview (albeit for a shitty job, but I had gone on many interviews that went nowhere) I brought on a trump persona. and it worked
>"What would you do if a team member is not pulling his weight"
>Well he is probably having a bad day, but I will defiantly report him if it affects overall performance
>"Do you have any questions"
>When can I start *Donald like hand movements*
>>56492347
Based
