Hi, i'm here for the job interview
>>56486588
Son, how d'ye expect to keep all the oil offa yer suit? Here, put on these coveralls.
>>56486588
Sorry, i've searched you up and it seems like your personal life includes too much shitposting.
To break this down, you're rejected.
>>56486588
Not a Mexican.
Hired.
>>56486738
It's funny because this photo is from Romania
It could be your long lost Gypsy cousin
>>56486588
No neck Nick.
Damn you have a small head. Pinhead.
Dr. Employer, I'm Q.T.PI
Why is he standing in some run down looking street?
What job does he expect to get?
>>56486796
1st of all he's not from Romania.
2nd of all he's 140% Slav.
And most of Romanians who have some slavic blood don't look like that abomination
3rd of all stop trying to shitpost
>>56486588
Well you're an ugly shit but not so ugly you can't do this job... I suppose the next step is qualifications.
>>56486588
>I'm hiring an accountant
>I see his jew nose
Welcome mister finklestein, our applications are right this way...
>i'm never going to promote him though
This is just a phone interview faggot and only your first one, you might as well hang up cuz we don't want your no chin having face.
Why is it that in every picture I've ever seen of Eastern Europe the trees have no leaves?
Are the countries in perpetual winter or something?
>>56487056
Nuclear winter
>>56487056
#JustChernobylThings
>>56486788
Spassibo, tovarish
how did you shrink your head?
>>56488602
you look like a tiny man piloting a suit robot, with just your little head sticking out.
>>56488602
Is there any context behind the picture? I feel like that can only make it better if so.
>>56488749
>>56489068
Dobryy den', I am here for job interview
>>56489617
Kek moar
>>56486588
You were great in the Addams Family movies.
