What would happen if ISIS managed to assassinate Obama?
>>56485805
Biden would claim that his attackers did not represent true Islam and then offer to suck off the nearest mudslime.
What If ur waifu joined isis? Would you still love her?
>>56485805
ISIS would gain a fuck ton of support and probably have thousands of new soldiers
I'm sure they would try it
Obama visited KU up in kansas and there were reports of Islamic extremists there...But nothing happened...
ISIS I am disappoint
Biden will claim that happen because we are too racist then force every county to have at least 100 refugees
>>56486024
I would join with her. A real man stick by his waifu side no matter the tide.
>>56485805
Joe Biden would also have all the lolis he would ever want if isis killed obama. He gets the right of the first night with your waifu as well
>>56485805
They will fail. Except if the CIA and NSA guys are pro-republican
>>56485805
azunyan akbar
>implying Barack Hussein Obama is not the leader of ISIS.
>assassinating a president with less then a year to serve
>>56485805
We'd forgive all their past transgressions.
>>56486376
They should assassinate an ex president. Like Bush senior or that other guy.
why would they attack their own leader?
>>56485805
Why would they assassinate the guy that funds them?
>>56485805
>killing the guy who signs your paycheck
>>56486376
>a year
>no one survives more than 3 weeks at a CIA black site
Not worth it bro not worth it
I am amazed that no Secret Service member has killed the president yet. Infamy awaits with the pull of a trigger.
>>56485805
have he drink and say "you reap what you sow asshole"
Freedom land would pound ISIS into dust with slav brethren.
I wish
>>56486688
You're seriously surprised?
You're put on a lie detector test and a tight leash to make sure you dont have any plans to assassinate the president or anyone important
Its harder to join the Secret service than it is smuggling drugs in your butthole
>>56485805
CNN would immediately report the racist redneck who hated refugees and how this proves we need to erase our crazy grandpa constitution.
>>56485805
I would suddenly like ISIS, but thats just me.
>>56485805
>implying they don't love obama
all these isis vs. someone we love to hate scenarios are nice to think about but ultimately they would just work together
>>56485805
that would be awesome
That would be horrifying. Obongo would instantly become a martyr and I can imagine how libs would compare him to Lincoln, in all textbooks he would be described as the best president evar and how he made history.
>>56486429
>bush senior
Only good Bush.
Voted for him, would vote for again.
Why would ISIS kill their boss?
>>56486909
Only if he's assassinated by a white male with gun.
If he's assassinated by a brown muslim via snackbar it wud b laff.
#blacklivesmatter
>>56487147
Cute spider
>>56485805
The vice president becomes the president . Niggers riot because its all whitey fault.
and thats it
>weebshit and the faggots that would support ISIS
>>56485805
absolutely nothing
if anything it would make America stronger
>>56485805
The news might actually start showing pics of Abu Bakr al-Bahgdadi
>>56485805
i would be slightly impressed
Obama and putin are bros now apparently
So Russia would probably launch a full scale invasion
>>56487147
>no HP bar
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>56486917
>bush sr
>literally killed the 80's
>good
>>56487147
of course they do, 3/5 to be exact
>>56485805
we'd have an excuse to glass the middle east.
>>56485920
What this anon said >>56487337, along with MASSIVE amounts of damage control in unprecedented ways on the mudslime population.
>>56487579
hes 91
There would probably some state of total war declared on Isis. US funding ceases to the IS and the group is bombed into oblivion by chinese and russian forces.
>>56485805
Trump would be elected.
Why would the kill the guy that drops leaflets on them before he drops bombs?
>>56485805
National celebration in US?
>>56487459
Post the edit senpai
>>56487804
I'd die of alcohol poisoning from all the celebrating.
>>56487804
What the fuck country are you from?
Is that a flag in africa or something?
>implying
>>56487785
>father of walls
>>56486426
Nice Kendrick Lamar reference
>>56487637
and yet he caused a recession that ended the 80's wave everyone was riding high on.
why would isis assassinate the guy funding them?
>>56487863
Belarus
>>56485805
Liberal brains will explode from trying to rationalize it in their agenda.
>>56487908
hilarious drawing senpai keep up the good work
>>56487785
>father of walls
Then biden would be the 45th (technically 44) in line.
>>56487863
Just hover over flag, burger.
why assassinate the man that runs them?
>>56487908
>>56488088
ya samefriend dingas
top kek
>>56485805
They better not assassinate my favorite president/personal idol. I would be forced to take up arms against them.
>>56488601
Have fun against the hordes of ISIS alone, you liberal shit sack.
I won't help you.
>>56486109
You are a sick bastard.
>>56488655
I would gladly face them even alone if they harm President Obama.
>>56488705
meh..
>>56488705
Liberal nigger president gets off'd by his beloved muslim refugees.
I don't see a downside.
I wish a nigga would.
>>56486426
Seriously? Your really that fucktarded?
>>56486429
Based comment.
>>56488601
This fuckin' guy
>>56486839
You are seriously that twosted? Well this is pol I guess. But you are an abomination to humanity.
>>56488927
As much as I hate ISIS I hate Obama even more.
Hell, they could take out his family and a few dipshit liberals too.
>>56487626
This.
>>56487804
You meant mourning im sure.
>>56485920
Wrong.
He would make a Muslim child blow him.
wouldn't happen. isis is a cia/mossad operation.
>>56487857
Thats because you are a prick. Ppl like you are whats wrong with the world. But u dont give a shit, i know.
>>56488246
This would be interesting.
>>56488601
You are legit son. I will join you.
>>56488714
True great American right here ppl.
>>56488705
>>56488783
>>56488804
>>56488927
>>56489034
>>56489095
>>56489179
Sub-human liberal detected.
>>56488782
Commit suicide fuckwad.
>>56488994
Damn dude. You need to check yo self b4 u wreck yo self.
>>56485805
Please refer to ISIS/ISIL as 'Daesh'.
Using names like ISIS or ISIL gives legitimacy to a hateful, destructive group. ISIS literally means 'Islamic State of Iraq and Syria'. They are not an Islamic State of anything, and merely calling them that grants credibility that they crave.
They do not speak for Islamic people generally. This group is deeply offensive to the vast majority of Muslims around the world. Here are some examples of their many condemnations
Please refer to them by their more appropriate name: Daesh, which is a literal Arabic acronym for the same group, but is phonemic for another word that means, roughly, 'forceful bigot', which is both justifiably correct, and insulting. As this is a war of ideas, words are very important.
In support of this ideological war, this comment will be posted in any article with a title that mentions 'ISIS' or 'ISIL' without mentioning 'Daesh'.
Thanks, Daesh Daily Reminder.
More information: https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/3t6qvk/eli5_why_is_daesh_offensive_to_isis/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_State_of_Iraq_and_the_Levant
http://www.bostonglobe.com/opinion/2014/10/09/words-matter-isis-war-use-daesh/V85GYEuasEEJgrUun0dMUP/story.html
https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/3t2ghb/world_leaders_have_taken_to_calling_isis_daesh_a/
>>56489346
Red neck dumb ass confirmed.
>>56489293
>>56489345
thank you based anon. I would be glad to have you along side me killing ISIL scum.
>>56485805
They would give him a sea burial to respect his dignity, just like Obama did for Bin Laden.
>>56489520
Fuck you mudslime.
NUKE MECCA. Kill all muslims. Eliminate the problem once and for all.
>>56485805
Everyone would realize it was for the best.
>>56489608
Please refer to ISIS/ISIL as 'Daesh'.
Using names like ISIS or ISIL gives legitimacy to a hateful, destructive group. ISIS literally means 'Islamic State of Iraq and Syria'. They are not an Islamic State of anything, and merely calling them that grants credibility that they crave.
They do not speak for Islamic people generally. This group is deeply offensive to the vast majority of Muslims around the world. Here are some examples of their many condemnations
Please refer to them by their more appropriate name: Daesh, which is a literal Arabic acronym for the same group, but is phonemic for another word that means, roughly, 'forceful bigot', which is both justifiably correct, and insulting. As this is a war of ideas, words are very important.
In support of this ideological war, this comment will be posted in any article with a title that mentions 'ISIS' or 'ISIL' without mentioning 'Daesh'.
Thanks, Daesh Daily Reminder.
More information: https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/3t6qvk/eli5_why_is_daesh_offensive_to_isis/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_State_of_Iraq_and_the_Levant
http://www.bostonglobe.com/opinion/2014/10/09/words-matter-isis-war-use-daesh/V85GYEuasEEJgrUun0dMUP/story.html
https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/3t2ghb/world_leaders_have_taken_to_calling_isis_daesh_a/
>>56489648
NUKE MECCA. Kill all muslims. Eliminate the problem once and for all.
>>56485805
Biden would blame Putin and wwv commences.
>>56489648
Daesh = ISIS in Arabic you mung
>>56489787
Please refer to ISIS/ISIL as 'Daesh'.
Using names like ISIS or ISIL gives legitimacy to a hateful, destructive group. ISIS literally means 'Islamic State of Iraq and Syria'. They are not an Islamic State of anything, and merely calling them that grants credibility that they crave.
They do not speak for Islamic people generally. This group is deeply offensive to the vast majority of Muslims around the world. Here are some examples of their many condemnations
Please refer to them by their more appropriate name: Daesh, which is a literal Arabic acronym for the same group, but is phonemic for another word that means, roughly, 'forceful bigot', which is both justifiably correct, and insulting. As this is a war of ideas, words are very important.
In support of this ideological war, this comment will be posted in any article with a title that mentions 'ISIS' or 'ISIL' without mentioning 'Daesh'.
Thanks, Daesh Daily Reminder.
More information: https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/3t6qvk/eli5_why_is_daesh_offensive_to_isis/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_State_of_Iraq_and_the_Levant
http://www.bostonglobe.com/opinion/2014/10/09/words-matter-isis-war-use-daesh/V85GYEuasEEJgrUun0dMUP/story.html
https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/3t2ghb/world_leaders_have_taken_to_calling_isis_daesh_a/
>>56485805
why would they kill their leader?
>>56485805
No US president is going to be assassinated again unless they purposely lax security for whatever reason, in which case it's their own fault. Maybe once he's out of office
>>56485805
Why would they assassinate another member?
>>56489648
ISIS aka Islamic State are the most orthodox and devout Muslims there are, there's just no getting over that Achmed.
>>56485805
>"Looks like your clock malfunctioned Ahmed, would you like a tour of the Smithsonian now?"
>>56489824
i'll call them whatever the fuck I want you kek
@op, shit would go down. Not sure what, but all I know would be that shit would go down,
>>56485805
Al Bagh-dady becomes you president.
>>56489853
/thread
>>56485805
We'll be even
>>56485805
they wouldn't ever do that lol
they have grown 4000% under barrack obama. You could argue that obama does everything he possibly can short of openly supporting them to support them
