How does it feel like to live in 3rd world shitholes and not having pumpkin pie cheesecake? Why even live?
>>56484097
>combining pumpkin pie and cheesecake
What a glorious time to be alive. We truly are the freest nation of them all.
>>56484197
Got that right. Now all we need is a gunpowder cheesecake and the bell of liberty will ring indefinitely
>>56484097
>eating cheesecake
what are you, a girl?
>>56484322
I am an American.
>>56484322
What are you on about?
Cheesecake is one of the manliest desserts of them all.
>>56484322
unless it also functions as a tampon how is a dessert gender specific?
>buying a cake
You're pathetic. Either make it yourself or eat shit.
>>56484479
Agreed. I love cheesecake and I am /fit/ as fugg.
>>56484578
ask any girl if they like cheesecake.
>"oh my God i looooove cheesecake!"
everytime you hear a response like that from a female human, and you're a male, you should avoid the thing they are talking about.
>>56484424
must be a female one.
>>56484479
kill
self.
coffee and a cig is the manliest dessert.
>>56484768
>if girls like it
They also like cars. Does it make u a girl if u like cars?
>>56484768
stop trying to compensate for your insatiable appetite for boy buttholes, queer
>>56484835
yes.
real men have drivers.
>>56484893
you tried.
just accept the fact that you eat girl food.
>white and creamy, oh so dreamy.
>>56484971
this is lower than straya shitposting
what even is this
>>56484768
you sound insecure and purposely contrarian.
women also like sex. you should probably avoid that too
>>56484971
There is no such thing as girl food. Why are you trying to divide us? Are you a jew?
>>56484322
Ur a girl u thing
Are you eating cheesecake... with a spoon?
>>56485073
>There is no such thing as girl food
lol.
>macaroni salad
>>56485073
>There is no such thing as girl food
Except for cream puffs and bonbons.
That's a 100% vaginal dessert.
>>56485047
Sorry, bro, but you got rekt
REKT
>>56484097
Yes, OP. Pumpkin and cheese are exceedingly rare ingredients.
How does it feel to know basically every other country has access to infinite ingredients you have to pay a fortune to get?
>>56485277
>being so poor that a few US dollars is actually considered a "fortune"
Why is Brazil such a shithole? They can't even win at their own sport.
>>56485368
>at their own sport
AIDS? :^)
>>56485158
Pasta salad is good as fuck and something my old Italian grandpa used to make before he died. Cooking in general is a manly thing in my family's tradition/culture. Shut up you silly bitch.
>>56485368
>tfw you'll probably never know how desserts made with these taste.
It's my fault though, for assuming an american would take interest in eating anything other than cake and pie.
>>56485533
>he literally just googled "brazilian fruits"
>YOU WILL NEVER HAVE THESE
Well probably not because I'll never step foot in your disgusting nation, but there are fruits only found in the US as well. You will never have those because you're too poor to come here.
>>56484097
>>56484742
GoddAM YOU FUCKER I DONT EVEN HAVE A DUNKIN DONUTS IN THIS SHITHOLE TOWN
>>56485768
DD is shit. Support your local coffee/pastry shops.
>>56485162
>hating pate a choux
>>56485730
I don't really believe you, burgerbro. Gimme some examples of fruits you think only exist there.
>>56485829
We have a few local places downtown and Starbucks everywhere else, bout it. And even they are only 2 years old.
Our town is growing rapidly though.
>>56486022
>Gimme some examples of fruits you think only exist there
Its 2015 after the birth of Christ and you are categorizing food into male and female. What are you people, cats and dogs? Birds and fish?
>>56486063
How about you google? It's pretty much common sense that there are hundreds species of berries that are only found in north america.
I know thimbleberries are pretty popular where I used to live and were put on pies and pancakes.
>>56484097
>dunkin donut
>not tim hortons
Kill yourself.
>>56485481
>Pasta salad is good as fuck
yes.
let's just dump shitty salad dressing on cold noodles and call that edible.
eat a steak you fuckin' bitch.
>>56485829
What would you know faggot
>>56486063
Niggertoes
>>56486412
Is tim horton's as bomb as it gets hyped up to be? How's the coffee compared to caribou or starbucks?
>>56486412
What's Tim Horton's like? Only Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks in my area.
>>56486412
>Tim Horton
>good
nice original franchise, faggot
>>56486779
It's literally the same as any shitty coffee/donuts chain in the US.
Canadians love it so much though, I'll never understand.
>>56486697
>>56486779
it literally is shit/meh tier coffee like dunkin donuts
even shitty drip coffee like maxwell is better than tims
cheesecake was invented by a man and has been enjoyed by men for thousands of years, and now the matriarchy is trying to steal it from us too.
>>56486205
what, i'm talking about choux pastry
>>56484097
>cheesecake
>>56484768
>coffee and a cig
That's the diet of the average /lit/cu.ck. Not very masculine in the slightest.
