Post your country's greatest achievements, /pol/
>>56465776
Europe BTFO
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a
short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate
parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from
them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to
the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British
Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: " Frankfurt , Speedbird 206! clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven." The BA 747
pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location
now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not
been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, -- And I
didn't land."
>>56465776
TheRaid on the Medway, sometimes called theBattle of the Medway,Raid on Chathamor theBattle of Chatham, was a successfulDutchattack on the largest English naval ships, laid up in the dockyards of their main naval baseChatham, that took place in June 1667 during theSecond Anglo-Dutch War. The Dutch, under nominal command of Lieutenant-AdmiralMichiel de Ruyter, bombarded and then captured the town ofSheerness, sailed up theRiver ThamestoGravesend, then up theRiver Medwayto Chatham, where they burned threecapital shipsand ten lesser naval vessels and towed away theUnityand theRoyal Charles, pride and normalflagshipof the English fleet. The raid led to a quick end to the war and a favourable peace for the Dutch.
we cleansed red areas of filth, you can guess who :^)
Did you know Captain James Cook carried a double-barrelled shotgun with him on expeditions?
>>56465776
before the war 3,5mln jews
after
official census 2010 3k
>>56465776
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>>56467751
lol why is germany notorious for starting what it can't finish?
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ITT: Edgy socially maladjusted misanthrope teens
>>56468839
That's pretty much most boards on 4chan.
>>56468839
I mean, it's 2015.
>>56469055
>xD le using nuclear weapons on civilians is le top banter xDDDD upboat
>>56469111
>meme country
>words
>>56465776
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>>56469161
>total UK deaths - 450,000
>total German deaths - 7.9m
>>56466018
best one here
>>56468839
DUDE MUDSLIME COCK LMAO
pure bants tbqh lad
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>>56469410
forgot pic
>>56467031
fun fact
there were a number of British defectors in the Dutch navy who were able to give the Dutch detailed information concerning the Medways defences. They had originally defected due to the Royal Navy failing to pay their salary
the lesson is: always make sure you pay your troops
1530-biggest sugar producer in the world
1600-our gold literally funded the industrial revolution
1800-biggest coffee producer in the world
Modern days-biggest meat and soccer player exporter
I think that soccer players are our greatest achievements yet.
>>56468839
LEAF
>>56465776
>your country's greatest achievements
Hmm.... I wonder what that might be.
>>56469939
>Paraguayan War
>some claim that almost 70% of Paraguay's adult male population died—and was forced to cede territory to Argentina and Brazil.
>One estimate places total Paraguayan losses—through both war and disease—as high as 1.2 million people, or 90% of its pre-war population.
Humiliating the most powerful army in the world using little training and substandard equipment, gaining freedom, beautiful
>>56472497
Is that milk in a bag? Wtf is going on over there?
>>56472861
Not giving a fuck tbqh lad
>>56465776
It was well worth it Nigel
It was well worth it...
>>56472910
My brother went to Canada with his friends and went to an Irish bar, big black guy punched his friend in the face, friend looks at him and says "Is the best you can do?!" proceeds to punch himself hard in the face, throws table out the window, owner then bans Irish from Irish bar, hilarious