>/pol/wins the lotto
>wat do
Buy guns ammo and have a happening bunker built
>>56458963
Travel back to 2007 /b/ and make someone get quads for $5000.
cocaine and hoowers
Buy the secret recipe for milky bar puddings
>>56458963
Invest in Awoo and rare pepes.
Donate it to the poor Syrian refugees in Europe. They need a kickstart to get their lives going again.
Fund leftist groups in Israel to protest for third world immigration and progressive policies.
buy a home, guns, and invest the rest
retire on dividends
Finally buy my house out in the country with a backyard that stretched 500+ yards that I turn into the most badass shooting range of all time where I can shoot from the comfort of my back deck.
>>56459239
>milkybar
REEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFFFFFFF
IT'S JUST SUGAR AND MILK SOLIDS
IT'S A COOKIES N CREAM BAR WITHOUT THE COOKIES
MILKYBAR IS SO FUCKING BAD
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Buy drugs. Lots of drugs.
And guns. Lots of guns.
>>56458963
Buy lifetime supply of oversized cowboy hats and pinwheels.
>>56458963
Make a self sustaining aquaponics farm innawoods and run a fiber optic line to my cabin.
>>56459372
Obvious bait, no one can really dislike the delicious taste and texture of a milky bar
Everyone here with an underage response
It's simple,
Pay off all debts, tell Friends and F am to fuck off if they want to leach my money, put all my money into 1 OTC penny stock and either get stupidly rich or (most likely) loss it all in a hilarious fashion for years to come
Either way it would be fun
I'd build a church, donate a significant amount to a worthy cause, and probably a house for myself and my family.
cry as i realize illinois is still holding winnings over 5k "indefinitely"
>>56458963
Heroin. Also sage this shitty thread, but thankfully that's free.
>buy nukes
>hold the world hostage
>lottery
Absolute degeneracy
>>56458963
i would start an investment trust to fund white students through university (only science students can apply)
also, hookers, obviously
>>56458963
move to the middle of no where
buy a the biggest area of land I can with lakes and rivers
buy a bunch of farming equipment
buy a bunch of cows, pigs and chickens
hire a few of Mexican farm hands
hire a few sexy Mexican maids
build them a place to live on the farm
build a huge wall around my land
ignore all happenings
>>56458963
>move to fancy neighborhood
>buy legal weed
>invest in growing legal weed
>live off of legal weed
>break even with society, don't do anything else
>>56458963
Donald to Donald Trump and see if I can't become the head of a governmental agency.
I clicked on this thread to post this >>56459870 thank you based anon.
>>56459629
Not bait, I had one of those pieces of shit in New Zealand last year, it was awful.
>>56459815
Wait, really? For what purpose? Why do people in that state even play the big lotteries then?