Would /pol/ marry a NEET?
>>56435010
If she had some kind of income and wasn't a disgusting slob, yeah.
why would you marry a lazy slob with no ambition?
>>56435109
>If she had some kind of income
Autism bux get cut if you move in with someone who supports you
>>56435010
Yes, please
I would expect her to cook and keep the house tidy, and not get fat
But aside from that, she can do whatever
>tfw 80k but no cute weeb waifu to spend it on
It depends on how she looks like and what games she plays. Ain't gonna marry a pleb who plays minecraft and cowadoody
>>56435010
Sure why not.
>>56435010
All people here is talk about how they want a wife who will stay at home and be submissive. A NEET would be /pol/'s wet dream.
>>56435010
A NEET can't marry a NEET, because that would be too damaging to a kid. In fact even a single NEET in the family would be detrimental.
>>56435322
hey, whats wrong with minecraft and COD?
>>56435265
>>56435504
It's fucking shit m8.
>>56435010
Are homemakers technically NEETs?
No because I would never marry
But a NEET is the type of girl I need
>>56435573
what would you say are examples of not shit games?
>getting married
>>56435652
Gothic 1 and 2.
>>56435587
I think what OP was trying to convey by NEET was a girl that is a shut-in of sorts, plays video games, and watches anime. i.e. an otaku
>>56435647
>No because I would never marry
I bet you've never slept with a woman.
Would prefer a NEET also but she would need to play patrician-tier games and have exquisite taste in film and Media. Wouldnt have to have the same political views per say but definitely wouldn't be down for a Bernie supporter
>>56435714
Those games are absolute garbage.
>>56435714
>inb4 pleb complains about graphics
>>56435731
Yes, I was. A NEET as in a person who will live in your house and play videogames all day. NEETs are not really renowned for their cooking and homemaking capabilities
>>56435010
Is she was cute like in your picture but female neets are more like this.
>>56435010
The one in your pic? Absolutely. I'd rekt her pussy every night, smelly or not. In real life? Probably disgusting and hasn't showered/bathed in weeks, and most likely a landwhale, so no.
>>56435714
dialogue is cheesy and retarded
>>56435788
game does look garbage desu
>>56435851
graphics are shit m8
>>56435714
Mein Neger.
>>56435010
I'd marry an anime
>>56435197
triggered
Fuck yes.
>>56435010
all good women want to be NEETs
>>56435010
As long as they aren't a complete slob and were "fiscally responsible".
>>56435265
>>56435533
So say we all.
All she needs to do is stay cute and play g ames in her underwear! How complicated is this, ffs.
>>56435322
>>56435504
>>56435573
Minecraft is alright as long as you're not an autist that spends all day playing it.
Call of duty is pleb-tier garbage
What is the best way to meet a NEET shut-in? Seems like by their nature they would be difficult to contact and connect with.
>Dated a super hot NEET
>Met her on 4chan/TC
>She turned out to be a cutter (doing it to feel pain and cleaning her wounds so they wouldn't become scars...)
>Started getting annoying after a couple months
>Dumped her because she was lazy as fuck and had no motivation to do anything
>I still kind of miss dat body.
>>56435746
Of course. I hate most women
>>56435010
I'd marry her. Look at her room:
>sewing machine and model parts
She's clearly a skilled builder and do-it-yourself person.
>lots of merchandise
Doesn't hesitate to support the brands she likes
>room is comfy as fuck
I just want to waifu her.
>>56435652
The Witcher 3
Crusader Kings 2
Hearts of Iron 3
Mount and Blade
Men of War
50% of the Total War series
Arma before DayZ
>>56435010
If she would be a good mom
>>56436397
those are all shit
the only good game is dark souls
>>56436470
>>56436404
That's one long ass gif.
>I watched the entire thing
>>56436404
Should've named that gif cultural appropriation.
>>56435652
Sonic 3D Blast
>>56435010
No. He would never provide for me or our children, and I would have to take care of him as if he was a child. He would not be a good role model. He woukd probabky not be interesting or fun to be around. I would imagine he would have the mentality that the world is against him and mope around, wondering why good things just dont happen.
so... no.
>>56435010
Looks good in your head until you think about the reality:
>no job, education, training = financing hedonistic hobbies through loans or government aid
>shut in = social maladjustment, lack of exercise, unhealthy habits/lifestyle and likely mental illness
>drawing tablet = draws yaoi, probably tumblrina, liberal feminist
>>56436470
>>>/seventhgrade/
>>56436265
Agreed
>>56436300
dude why
are you fat or something?
just find a quiet non-10/10 girl and talk to her.
Chances are it'll hit off.
>>56435010
so long as we get on great and she is kind and supportive, i really dont give a fuck about much else
id make her get her act together
>>56435010
are you a cute neet?
>>56436574
Adorable desu senpai, would watch it all again.
>>56436694
>just be yourself man :)
I'm very skinny and I think most women are degenerate
>>56435010
No, why would I want to pay for some loser to play video games all day? I already do enough of that with my taxes.
>>56435010
If I wanted marry, pretty sure it will be a NEET.
Better wife
>>56436674
>>>/shittaste/
>>56436300
You're supposed to treat them like you'd treat a pet dog
>>56435652
<-Truely the past time of real men. Even God-Emperor Trump thinks so.
>>56436807
I wasn't saying just be yourself. Just shut up and ask questions.
Bitches love questions, cause they hate asking them. And the less known about you the more she'll be interested.
Otherwise, the complete opposite can also work just act like a flamboyant extrovert - though depends on the environment.
Screw their opinions, your getting laid.
Well op if they had some kind of Tallent such as drawing and crafting where they could make money than I see why not. I have two bedrooms free on my house I would house a qt 3.14 anime girl.
>>56436870
Though this seems silly, it's fucking accurate. You gotta take the lead otherwise they'll look for another leash.
>tfw no homemaker qt gf
>implying its hard to find women who dont want to work and jew off of your efforts
baka working independent women is only in media, everywhere you look its women looking to settle down and stay at home
>>56436397
Great taste, man.
>>56435010
Yes. Perfect mother material.
>>56436941
I love that game!
>>56435652
League
Smash
Majoras Mask
>>56435010
Her pussy probably stinks.
>>56436602
[TRIGGERED]
>>56435010
Some ppl are like neets but they try to change soI wouldn't marry a need with no sorts of ambition or will to change.
>>56437315
Doesn't that make it even better?
Sure, I'm NEET myself and had a NEET gf before. It becomes a joint effort at being as cosy as possible and cosiness reaches new heights when you can do it together.
You can sit under a blanket on the couch drinking tea and watching the happening on TV together.
>>56435010
You might as well have a Fembot with functioning reproductive organs
>>56435714
It's the only good game germany managed to do aside Spellforce 1
I wouldn't because even I was getting all and enough money for both of us, I would never expect a fucking neet to do anything other than wasting time on stupid shit.
If she would cook it would probably be shit and I would be better at everything.
kill all neets
>>56435010
I'm fine with any girl as long as she is hot, somewhat smart, clean, and does house work. Preferably white as well. I'm not a big fan of race-mixing, but I would do it if the girl was a 10/10 super qt 3.14. Sadly, the majority of female NEETs are fat emo pigs.
>>56437518
Crysis, Far Cry 1, Anno 1701, Desperados, Risen 1, The settlers 3 and Patrician 3 were also okay.
>>56435322
>Ain't gonna marry a pleb who plays minecraft and cowadoody
>tfw your childhood best friend lives with a 40 year old whale because she plays minecraft and cowadooty
>>56435504
>>56436265
>/pol/ plays minecraft
shit taste in everything. colour me surprised.
>>56435010
yu yu hakusho
that's some patrician tier animu, mate
>>56435010
So, a good housewife?
>>56437427
this is me and my gf currently desu
>>56435010
I live with NEET girl two years already. It's definitely not that bad. She does not need a trip to Italy, car, or new fancy clothes. She need a place to play games, and sometimes she wants to go on anime convention. That's all. And she's cute and shares my interests.
>>56435265
You could just get an egg donor instead. It'll be like pretending you got happily married, had a few kids, got divorced, and split half your kids and money with the neet except you get all your money and all the kids at the end. :3
>>56435010
Depends, would she marry me? Probably not so that is the end of the conversation.
>>56436404
I have a better version of this with sound and it is a webm.
>>56438043
Nice, m8.
Mine turned out to be literally insane unfortunately.
>>56438086
>tfw no qt3.14 weeaboo gf
>>56435010
If she was good enough. I want to be able to take care of someone, but I want someone worth taking care of. Alot of people are the same way.
>>56438011
P much
As long as she's a good babymaker
And not an idiot
>>56435265
>tfw 80k but no cute weeb waifu to spend it on
If you pay for a sex change I could be your kawaii weeb waifu
I wouldn't marry anyone, ever. I'd date a girl and she could be NEET, I don't care.
>>56435652
Operation Flashpoint and Arma, probably best game from czech rep. also mafia and maybe vietcong. hm. i sort of like our games.
>>56438131
upload it to uguu.se and link it
>>56435010
If she looked good a NEET would be my ideal girlfriend.
>>56436870
I actually have had a gf get mad at me for "treating her like a dog"
Wtf is wrong with dogs? Dogs are the best
>>56438357
https://a.uguu.se/rxisjz.webm
There you go.
>>56438281
Thanks, but if I'm gonna pay for a sex change, it's gonna be for me. I'll become the lesbian loli I've always longed to be.
>>56435010
>mfw going to see cute NEET girl I haven't seen since school next month
>>56435010
Aren't all women without jobs NEETs?
>>56439607
A housewife is a job.
>>56436272
The internet.
I am a shut in and gay.
I've asked gay men online if they would date a shut in and they said yes because they can feel confident you aren't going to cheat on them.
I am pretty normal other than being a shut in
>>56439665
Only if she actually does chores, my bongfriend.
>>56439961
She is not a housewife if she does nothing, just a pet.
>>56439955
>they said yes because they can feel confident you aren't going to cheat on them.
Worst part is, that's not even guaranteed. Shut-ins can get emotionally connected with others on videogames and shit, and that counts as cheating to me.
>>56439955
>gay
>normal
>>56435010
Maybe if she isn't ugly
Women are kinda traditionally NEET
>>56439665
NEET is an abbreviation to specifically adress the demographic of people who aren't actually employed and actually in education.
According to your logic I'm not a NEET because I read books, which would make me a student of literature.
Two NEETs... H...how would either of you pay for anything? How would life not be shitty?
If she had basic hygiene and wasn't overweight/obese, then yes - in a heartbeat.
But if she had both of those things under control, she'd be an 'above average' woman in my country, and thus wouldn't have to worry about being a NEET - and she'll be snatched up by someone else immediately
> the low bar of a western woman
If NEET means that she would not be a housewife either,
No
>>56440053
I don't really play co op games anymore
>>56440371
That's good. Wish my ex could say the same, because she ruined our relationship.
>>56435010
Aren't household wives basically NEETs? Of course, she'd train in child care for our children, but I'd rather a wholesome NEET wife, than a degenerate workaholic wife.
Either way, a wife stuck at home is better than a working wife. She will devote her time to our children which will make them less probable to fuck up.
>>56440586
>wanting to pay for a wife AND waste of space children
No way. Women are actually useful now in that they can bring home a lot of money with 2 year degrees like lab tech or nursing. If a woman isn't a breadwinner they have zero value. What's the point of getting together with someone when they will only lower your quality of life?
>>56435010
if they liked fluttershy like in that image then yes...
>>56440850
>fluttershy
>...
>>56435197
Because then you would be marring a man!
>>56435010
My gf is a neet. Her job is looking good, getting her hair and nails done, shopping, dealing with the maid and nanny, and entertaining guests.
It actually works out pretty good.
>>56437282
league?
as in league of legends?
as in you should kill yourself for playing a casual chinese dota clone?
>>56441608
How does it feel she's going to take half your shit in a few years?
Yeah. I don't see why not.
>>56441718
Not married and don't live in a common law state, but yeah always a risk. I talked to a lawyer about it. If I did live in a common law state would have to be more careful because they can claim you were 'basically married' and take you to family court. Have to be careful to make sure they contribute nothing financially and never introduce yourself as husband and wife in those states.
So yeah I'm on it
>>56440850
My nigga
>tfw no soft sweet Fluttershy gf
>>56435265
>But aside from that, she can do whatever
So bringing in men all day would be ok with you?
![6186-2011467412[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hgFVN9J.jpg "6186-2011467412[1].jpg")
I would marry this NEET.
I would prefer a NEET wife, who just lazes around to house doing nothing all day, to one who wanted to work.
>>56442869
My friends wife is going through this stage where she now all the sudden wants to be the professional woman type.. he makes like 120k a year and she has a job at a school that makes 38k. She gets mad if he does anything that interrupts her job, and gives him tons of shit about not being home on time for dinner and such (he gets home like 30min late max, it's not that bad). Meanwhile he basically runs the household money wise, it's disgusting.
Women go nuts after they have kids.
>>56442341
>feelsbadman.jpg
>>56435010
Is she cute like in the pic?
>>56442743
>drawn like a 12 y/o
>is supposed to be like 17
>>56438686
This is the only thing I remember about Nadja
>>56442176
Good man. The 'de-facto' partnership laws are the ones that get you
>>56435010
Yes if she is qt
>>56435439
>>56435996
>>56440170
>>56442065
These guys get it
>>56444246
Yeah, got a buddy in Texas that got hit with common law a bit back. He bought her an apartment down there and only stayed like two weekends (normally he'd fly her up to meet him or they'd meet on a trip) but since he stayed there a few nights she claimed it was like they were married.
She also had a hotel bill (that he paid for) where the hotel put Mr. and Mrs. by accident, and she used that in court because one of the legal grounds are if you 'present yourself as being married'
He ended up getting off fairly easy, but it could get ugly. He still spent a bunch of money in lawyers to defend himself. Probably be cheaper if he settled but he didn't want her to have anything out of spite.
>>56435010
as long as she's at least a 8/10 in looks and personality sure
nothin wrong with a woman not wanting to work as long as she's willing to be a good homemaker
which for me is someone I can play games with and watch chinese cartoons with when I get home from work
>>56441344
Found the housewife
>>56435010
Yep.
>>56440785
I don't give a fuck about my 'quality of life'.
I do care that my children grow up in a stable household where they are able to grow up correctly.
It is not 'paying for a wife'. It is investing in a future where I don't die alone and my genes/family carry on. A female 'breadwinner' is too focused on work and has no time, and in some cases will, to properly raise my children.
Also, 2 year degrees probably comes with the baggage of college tuition. It implies that the women are older, since they already have somewhat of a career. The younger you marry, the better (up until a certain point of course, you fucking pedophiles.)
>>56435010
Isn't that the natural state of a woman?
>>56439352
a man can dream
>Women are traditionally neet.
>Everyone on 4chan is a really depressed neet who shuns the idea of having to leave the home
>fucking femboy and sissy fag threads across all boards
Guys.
Guys.
Guys.
What if we're all transgendered? Maybe we'd be happier if we just had to sit in the kitchen and cook for real men all day.
I would if she is a qt and I am going to provide for her while being comfy on weekends/holidays/vacation
>>56445724
You're going to be a great dad, man. I mean it.
>>56435652
Monster Girl Quest
Senran Kagura
Fortune Summoners
EUIV and CK2 for politics.
>>56436470
>CK2
>shit
Pick one
>>56436397
>Arma before DayZ
Holy shit, I remember playing actual missions instead of shitty sandbox wasteland faggotry and life mods
>>56435504
I play COD unironically desu senpai, and I actaully have fun.
>>56435010
I'd expect from my wife that she'd have no job or education so she could raise the children right and take care of the house.
>>56435010
So long as she was willing to be a stay at home mother, and kept her space clean while we were dating.
>>56443814
You say that like it's a bad thing
If she's a qt then she's perfect for me. Not quite a NEET here, but I love NEETs myself, so it'd work out.
Unfortunately, that's not going to happen since there's nowhere to meet them it seems.
Anyone who says that they have NEET gfs, can you please let me know how you found yours?
>>56449112
Mine used to work, but since she made a lot less then me just decided to stop and in exchange kinda takes care of home-making things.
>>56449581
Nice. Where did you meet her?
>>56449112
On the internet on shared interest websites.
>>56449965
Ah, cool. Thanks for the suggestion.
Like a forum, or a dating site, or what?
>>56435010
If she wanted to stay at home and take care of the house that would be optimal.
>>56437282
Kill yourself
>>56449720
She waited tables in a resturant I take people for business, always asked for her to wait on me... then finally asked her out.
>>56450036
I met my ex on the irc channel of a forum.
I think NEETs are drawn to irc, generally.
>>56450439
>>56450426
Alright, thanks! I'll keep those ideas in mind. I appreciate the suggestions.
>>56435788
>>56436010
1 is mainly praised because of nostalgia but its way too easy. 2 on the other hand is pretty gud and with the addon they crank up the difficulty but the main drawback from the series is its german and the translation is shit.
>>56437518
see
>>56437824 forgetting city bus simulator
>>56452595
>city bus simulator
I prefer Fork Lift Simulator
>>56435652
Runescape before RS3
>>56435652
CS:Go
Half life (series)
C&C (the whole series, all the subseries)
Total war (all)
Sid Meyer'ss Civ (all)
Starcraft (all)
Fallout (all)
L4D (both, could be killing floor as well)
and there are a lot more
>>56455032
>C&C (the whole series, all the subseries)
Even Tib Twilight?
>>56454083
>mfw got my account back after 3 years of being unable to log in because email got closed
>log in to get 10 year veteran cape and walk around
>some guy tells me "hey nice cape"
>"t-thanks"
>sign out and never log in again
I miss old runescape
>>56435652
starcraft
>>56442425
Yeah, why not? Nothing is sexier then working a hard job while your wife is fucking other men behind your back.
Sure. So long as she kept the place and herself clean.
I want a smelly neet gf
>>56455032
CnC 4 is a disgusting affront to games.
Civ 5 was dumbed down shit
And you missed Deus Ex.
Besides that, pretty good.
>>56435010
Already maried to one...man fuck my life.
>>56437282
Holy shit you actually think League is good. stay pleb normie
>>56447578
>CucKaders
>Keks Kings
>Casuals Kings
>dlC Kings
>good
you are pretty fucking stupid if you enjoy a game with no fucking difficulty based on autism and unplayable buggy shit.
Also you get keked 1 of 10 times without knowing
>A fucking game with 500$ worth dlcs
>good
>no fucking victoria 2
>>56435010
/pol/ is NEET.
Hell ALL of 4chan is NEET
>>56458214
Not /co/
/co/ is filled with normal people who go out and live out liberal lives
>>56437282
>League
How about you go back to your fucking League and never come back to /pol/?
>>56435265
This basically.
Cook, clean, be loyal and caring, look after home and children, don't get fat.
I'll go to work.
>>56458262
you should see /soc/, its full of chads and stacies
>>56457543
Is she cute at least?
Who wants to be aa this cute neets bf? :3
>>56435010
No. I cannot understand people who do not wish to achieve great things and just give up.
>>56435010
Criterion:
>/fit/ or at least in reasonable shape
>maintains her health/fitness level
>cooks and cleans
>not a liberal or feminist
>watches Taiwanese dynamic pictographs
>plays videogames
>white
>okay with cats
>okay with guns
>willing to learn how to shoot
>faithful
She doesn't exist.
>>56458864
Don't remind me
>>56435265
I'll date you
>>56435265
You know there are a ton of cute neet boys just waiting for a home to live in
Seriously though
>2015
>still actually being hetero and not at least bi or full blown gay
>>56435010
OH GOD, THAT TABLET, THAT SEWING MACHINE, NICELY DONE PUPPETS, DAT DRAWING. That's not a need, that's a socially afraid but talented individual. of course.
>>56435714
I seriously consider Gothic II to be the best game ever made, and I spend most of my time on /v/.
>>56435010
So a qt NEET girl would be like a housewife who doesn't do any housework, but its fun to hang out with.
Of course.
>>56435010
no, because all women go downhill after 30, shes not going to be cute for ever
>>56435010
if intelligent and pretty
I can't stand stupid women (95%)
>>56435010
As long as she isn't lazy.
Most wives used to be 'NEETS', in a manner of speaking.
Yeah, we could work out together and shit. Would be fun.
>>56435714
best rpg
Honestly, as long as she remains fit, good looking and remains loyal through all hardships then yes. Too bad finding a girl like that is impossible.
>>56435010
NEET is literally today's royalty.
don't women like powerful men?
>>56458585
yeah but she's getting fat and i don't like it
>>56461170
You can't hint about losing weight?
>>56435010
What's up with daily NEET threads?
Not that I mind people like me being discussed, but still look bretty weird, tbqh.
NEET doesn't apply to women
the female equivalent in degeneracy is in fact the opposite - the "career woman"
>>56435010
They used to call them housewives.
>>56461398
already did even payed gym for her and she stop going.
please kill me
>>56462476
*stopped
>>56462476
Tell her she is getting heavy and you worry about it. Offer to exercise WITH her and diet WITH her. Or just start making healthier choices in food, etc.
>>56462476
>married
Fell right into the trap, kiddo.
>>56461550
what is neetlife like in russia, friend?
rich parents or something? i suppose welfare is not an option?
>>56435010
Yes
>>56435010
Yes, today's NEETs have proven themselves to be more than human. NEETs are beautiful people.
>>56463091
I think it's basically the same as anywhere else.
No, parents are provincial middle-class. It's just that I don't really require or spend a lot.
>>56435010
yes
>>56435010
Useless, probably fat, piece of shit pretending to be japanese and playing video games like an autist?
Would beat shit off, not marry.
dated a QT one, would not marry ever
they have just the same amount of horrible mental issues that male NEETs have
she was 23 and:
>lived with her parents
>played street fighter all day
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>could not function in a social setting outside her horrible suburban social circle
>spent money on superfluous shit
>was on meds for a bunch of different mental 'illnesses'
>no income other than autismbux
I gave it two weeks because I thought a gamer would be fun for a while, I was so wrong
>>56463859
How old are you? Do you plan to be NEET for life? While you be able to live on your parents money for the rest of your life?
>>56435010
>Would /pol/ marry a NEET?
no, one of us has to work.
>>56435010
Self employed >>>>> NEET
You don't have to make bank and be rich, just fucking DO something, christ.
Some people should really be castrated or exiled to Madagascar. Some worthless scumbag living off mountain dew and COD gets ten grand a year for no effort while someone self employed, who is talented, who does what they may and what they wish, gets screwed.
The system rewards the worthless at the expense of the worthy. We should burn NEETs for fuel and turn their fat into soap.
>>56435652
Path of Exile
Empire Earth
Heroes 3
Rune
>>56435010
Isn't that what traditionally women did? I wouldn't mind if she gives me a child and takes care of the home.
>>56435652
Dota
>>56464582
NEETs are /pol/'s greatest allies. They are similar to the noisepilled; they fight degeneracy by parasiting on (and thus destroying) the society that perpetuates it.
>2015
>marrying
>>56435109
That isn't neet then
>>56465248
trustfund kids are neet. welfare recipients are neet.
>>56435265
>Neet
>Keeping things tidy
That's a good one. Expect your neet wife to bathe less than you do and keep a trash pileup in every room
>>56464667
>path of exile
Nicely meme'd
>>56437482
Yes please
I'm engaged to a qt neet. Best gf I ever had, hence the engagement.
You guys should find one for yourself.
>>56464304
25. I prefer not to dwell on "possible" future scenarios needlessly. If it becomes unbearable I can simply end my life - nothing holds me here except my parents and pets anyway.
Anyway I believe I'm on the right path. And even if I stray I'll be led back to it.
>>56464667
> Rune
Brofist. Somebody still remembers that epic win of a game.
>>56438086
You're living the dream.
>>56464935
>>56435010
like i'd give a fuck
by now i'd take anyone
lel
>>56456356
