>a young boy stars in a commercial for Moschino Barbie
Where are the kek train brakes, i want off...
>>55935041
wanted to write "kek" instead of kek... but hell
The commercial even plays out like a parody. I had to look it up to make sure it was real.
Berenstain be damned. I want to go home.
>>55935041
oh yeah, forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TULVRlpsNWo
>>55935134
Looks like you said it right, friend.
>>55935041
dat nigger barbie
>>55935134
cûck
>>55935744
why the hell is it censored, again?
>>55935316
This isn't legit right? Just making sure.....
>>55936144
i do think it is, judging by the comments...
>>55935041
My mom told me that I played with barbied when I was a little boy.
She said I took their clothes off and tied them up.
When will the
>being gay is normal!!! xDDDD
maymay end?
>>55935818
>censored
it's called a wordfilter, newfag. they've been comedy gold in the past
>>55936579
oh thank god, thought i was the only with that kind of shit going on back then as a kid
>>55935041
MAKE IT STOP.
>>55936579
>>55936712
i used to play with my action man action figures and make them fuck with my sister's barbies
>>55936668
bro, does it matter, i know ive seen it around plenty of time, i just didn't know it has an actual name...
This is Salon-tier insane.
http://www.moschino.com/us/short-dress_cod34574702wd.html?season=main
>>55935041
That kid is a flaming homosexual. All this commercial does is further prove that normal boys don't want anything to do with girl toys. Here's a real toy before Nerf monopolized the toy gun market:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cwKZ8XjhHI
>>55935041
"PRESENTING THE MISCHINO CLARENCE DOLL WITH LOUIS VUTTON MURSE AND BERNIE SANDERS T-SHIRT, COMES WITH LIVE ACTION BOIPUSSI WITH REALIFE KUNG-FU GRIP TEE HEE (BULL AND DILDOS SOLD SEPARATELY)"
>>55935316
well bless his heart. his life is already stamped out for him, and its not a good one
>No
the meme is 'yes'
>>55935316
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>55937931
Now read the comments from predominantly men.
>>55935316
>this is what liberals think of gays
>my family wonders why their gay kid is conservative
>>55936199
I didn't read them. I dun goof'd It seems.
>>55935316
as if a kid that young could be a faggot
>>55935316
>literally trained to act like a fag from birth
>"HOW DARE YOU FORCE YOUR CHILDREN TO ACT ACCORDING TO SOME GENDER ROLE?!"
Fuck me in the arse and call me Barbie. They went and did it, the madmen.
Is it me or did that kid seem german?
>>55935316
I read 3 comments and I think I contracted faggot AIDS (The worst kind).
>>55935316
>>55935134
C uc k
>>55939865
There's a cure you know. The gas-chamber.
>>55935041
What is America in 2015 apart from a bunch of cucк faggotswith a nigger fetish
>>55939757
He had a euro accent for sure.
>>55935041
>american "males"
>>55940177
>The biggest bunch of cucк faggots with a nigger fetish, everrrr!
>>55940207
He pretends to be German so he attracts Syrians, but in reality we just wants to gobble ethnic cock like all American children
>>55935316
that kid just winked at me
>>55939865
Charlie Sheen got heterosexual aids, he wins.
Golly, its the current year and its almost the next year, when will you guys learn to accept gays?
>>55937380
34 years old and I would buy this today.
>>55936579
holy shit I did to although I pretended to be a dragon.
>>55940460
>>55940460
He wasn't winking it was an involuntary tick trying to get the director of the commercials cum out of his eye.
inb4 Swedish gameshow webm
>>55936579
yeah me too, my dad said he caught me trying to make ken and barbie fuck hiding under the dining room table lol, I didn't really know what I was doing at 5 but you know its all good son, dolls... action figures same shit, when are you gonna realize they are just trying to appeal to a certain demographic they don't yet have, so who gives a fuck, but I also lost my V card at 14 and have been steady banging bitches ten years later.
>>55940753
>>55936579
I played with barbies too. took off their close and GI joe and dick tracy rescued her a lot.
>>55935134
Write it as cucK
>>55935316
there are people ITT who dont think this is a parody
>>55940838
>>55937380
Now you just give kids real guns.
One of my coworkers just bought a pistol for his 7 year old's birthday. I would assume the kid won't be allowed to carry it around the house and do whatever with it, but you never know. The man is a bit touched.
>>55940994
Here's your (You)
>>55940994
that's an actual product anon. it isnt a parody
>>55941034
>Now you just give kids real guns.
You do realize that rural kids have always fucked around with bb guns and .22lr or other small caliber guns right? Killing squirrels and shit mang. Maybe if you didn't treat children like fucking retards then they won't act as retarded.
>>55935285
We are in the wrong universe.
Berenstein.
i want to go back to the 90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Hoz2ZHYZM
>>55935316
kid's swedish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYVK_OqyUzk
>>55941509
90s was all about selling niggers and hiphop "culture" to white people.
>>55937782
This
>>55941509
fucking lost it at the empty seat zooming in
>>55940809
you've asked for it
1/2
>>55940809
2/2
>>55941789
i wish more people would realize thats when the downfall began
>>55941509
I read it as "liquid Islam". Thanks, /pol/.
>>55941509
Holy shit I did not see that coming.
But guys come on, I mean Come On!
That Barbie was So Fierce!
>>55940753
so brave
so proud
so american
;_;7
>>55941789
definitely, although that she happened all the way through the 70s and 80s too, but rap really got big in the 90s
>>55935041
>"First BOY in Barbie commercial YES, YES and YES!!! 21st century - FINALLY! And he is so cute! LOVE this commercial :)"
Come on!
21th century, year 2015!
I'm more upset that they're turning boys into bimbos more so than faggots.
>>55939982
>>55935744
>>55935134
What's wrong with you all? Cant even spell "cuϲk".
>>55941509 Semen Demon?
>muh dik
>>55935316
>whites depicted as feminine and weak like in this commercial
>blacks shown as the strong, masculine bigdik alpha race in pretty much every music video
>all these cuϲk memes will become true in a few years
America pls do something
So wait, is this being aired right now or did they just make this to test the waters?
Also what the fuck is Moschino?
>>55935041
>>55942027
>>55942080
You know, on their quest to solve the mystery of young men not wanting to date/marry girls anymore, maybe feminists should consider taking a long hard look at this shit.
>>55943200
>Also what the fuck is Moschino?
An Italian brand worn by faggots
Wait what century is it?
>>55935316
is this even real
Honestly I'm just amazed at the vanity of this doll.
Just the values this shit is teaching little girls.
The gay kid is just the icing on a degenerate, empty husk of a cake.
>>55937380
how many dumbasses shot their own eye out before they had to stop it
>>55943576
ALMOST 2016
Do kids even play with toys anymore?
>>55944164
>tfw you realize there will probably be toy simulator games for tablets soon.
>>55943200
It's the future!
It's the year 2015!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKE5dFJZ2w8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXdcW74Xrs8
http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/moschino-by-jeremy-scott-fallwinter-2014
Join it!
>moschino trying to attract more american customers using fast foods, meme cartoons and faggotry
Quite smart and accurate.
>>55935316
>those comments
We got work to do /pol/
I was hoping a Swede were in this thread to laugh at America.
>>55935316
fucking normies kek
>>55935041
This isn't the fall of society.
This is just advertisers accessing the other 50% of potential customers.
It's all about maximizing profit.
Just like everything else we do.
>>55944979
>>55945084
>Canadian
you can't make this shit up. you are the new sweden
>>55944307
Literally Minecraft
>>55945084
>not marketing towards edgy teens and fa/tg/uys
>>55936587
when the
>suppiorting gays is progessive!!! X--D
meme ends
>>55939865
It's the Pink cancer you cis-het shitlord.
>>55945514
okay that i have to resist temptation for
>>55941033
Fucking kekd
>>55935818
Because newfags kept spamming it
>wearing moschino
the lack of /pol/ comments on that video is disturbing
>>55946313
That's nice, keep posting niggers you faggot.
>>55935041
a boy plays better with dolls that women
>>55941509
you kept out the scene where he took the mother upstairs and made a touch down in her end zone.
>>55935041
Up next in fantasy land
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_MWmgxKx6k
>>55946313
stupid drakeposter
>>55943576
Honestly I kind of want this Barbie and I'm not gay at all. It just looks cool.
Boyd Rice one of the most notorious White Nationalist musicians also has one of the largest barbie collections in the world.
>>55941219
I know that this whole "alternate universe" thing is just for fun, but the real explanation for this is that it's just people misreading things, we've all done it. I used to read "Vaporwave" as "Vaporware", for example (dumb I know).
First off, Stain is very similar to Stein. Stein is more common, and people read it wrong. Most people are only barely literate anyway, especially children. Also, everyone pronounced it "Bernstein"; therefore they thought it was spelled that way.
"Play it again, Sam." is not in Casablanca. Darth Vader never said, "Luke, I am your father." Kirk never said, "Beam me up, Scotty". Carl Sagan never said "billions and billions", except to say that he never said it. Human memory is not perfect.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7rZOMY2sOnE
>>55935316
>he fucking winks
that's some messed up shit
>>55940753
>>55940460
>>55935316
>>55940753
>>55935041
What's all this talk about breaking stereotypes ? Playing with dolls has been a cliché for ages about gay boys.
>>55949048
>not gay
>want a Barbie
gay
>>55950317
saved.
>Thread about boy being in a barbie commercial.
>No mention of Duane
This is truly the end times.
>>55935316
This is a dub of a Swedish commercial. In Sweden it's mandatory that girls toys commercials/ads have a boy playing with it and vice-versa.
Reminder that this is still better than the alternative. The right wing nationalist party of Sweden, the SD's, are zionist shills unlike the current Swedish gov which has been described by Netanyahu himself as the "most hostile state in Europe"
B A S E D S W E D E N
>>55935316
that boy is gonna end up growing up to confused and hate filled cause his liberal parents forced their faggot ideology on him at such a young age
he most likely will end up sucking dick at truck stop bathrooms to fill the void inside s m h t b h f a m
>>55935134
kek?
>>55939865
https://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=f3xUjw2BCYE
>>55935316
IT'S JUST FREE MARKET GUYS!
>>55940740
this. i had a collection of shiny things that i kept in my treehouse and i would bite and spit at my sister when she tried to come into my lair and take my prisoners and treasure hoard.
>>55939957
r a r e
a
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e
>>55935041
You know why barbie never had children?
Ken comes in another box.
>>55935041
>>55935316
someone prove this kid is raised by a single mother
