Who /SOUTHERN/ here? NO DAMN YANKEES!
Also, what ya'll think about them Syrian invaders?
>Southern California reporting in
>>55931779
>Southern california
This feels like bait.
alabama here...let syrian sand niggers move here, we want to use our guns
>>55931779
I am from the southern part of Sweden.
South Carolina reporting, the south is already fucked
>>55932073
Now dont give up now boy. Dadgammit we gots to fight back gainst them yankees man
>>55931779
>southern thread
>confederate flag
>south california
I hope this is bait, or a crack at some bad comedy.
>>55931779
"Southern" here. Seriously I assume the feds will fund these Johnny come latelys providing more disposable income spending into out economy. We're all well armed anyway and too fucking backwards and poor to have anything of note to blow up so, I'm not to concerned.
>>55931779
If the south was a family, Indiana would be the crazy uncle that takes everything to far.
God bless this state.
>>55931980
Modern Dacke rebellion when?
>>55931779
Thanks op laughed pretty hard at this.
>>55931779
>>>southern California
Shit, if that's Southern then Pennsylvania reporting in. u̶n̶i̶o̶n̶ Confederate Pride!
>>55934642
Nice AKs, dixiebro!
One day the North and South will fight a war and finally decide who is strong and who is little girls once and for all
Never guessed there would be so many SJW's and burnout hippies when I moved here for school. So many people on campus pro refugee. Idiots can't wait to gtfo of here.
>>55934355
>Indiana
>south
No fuck you you piece of shit we are Midwestern.
How are y'all, my fellow southern bros?
Reporting in from Hawaii.
MS here
youre all fucking gay
>>55931779
Maine here. Fuck you johnny reb, but fuck these syrians even more. Our historical differences are insignificant compared to the threat represented by these colonists.
>>55932073
What's up y'all?
>>55935768
*ya'll fucking gay
>>55935502
Yeah, I forgot to mention that, we are the crazy uncle that takes it to far and lives in an inhospitable hell hole a few hours away.
We are the south of the north, just exclude lake county and indy.
Alabama here.
The more and more I look at this situation, I cannot escape the conclusion that Islam is holding back the human race. I do not believe that we can truly advance with a religion as violent, hateful, and intolerant as Islam in our midst.
Ethnic cleansing when?
>>55934642
>tfw i will never own any of these guns
>>55935846
>you all fucking gay
youre fucking gay
>>55931779
>"Damn Yankees"
Fuck you. We treated you with so much respect after we beat you in the Civil War.
>>55936249
>Alabama
>weeb
Outta my state, faggot
>>55936154
I can live with that description.
Where are you, Hoosierbro? I'm Warrick county, just east of the nog-ridden shithole of evansville/Vanderburgh county
>>55936414
let him do it, alabama is shit anyway. anyone with a brain knows mississippi is where its at
best Confederate state coming through
>>55936414
Get over it. Animefags are all over Alabama.
>>55936369
*ya'll all fucking gay
Try to keep up on the /SOUTHERN/ lingo, jack
>>55936154
carmel here
Thank G-d I'm a country boy!
>>55934355
fuck off, yankee. we don't accept you.
>>55936568
There may be some around but everyone else is laughing at them.
>>55931779
I go where I like reb
Not all northerners are liberal. Many of us are as conservative as the south.
>>55936369
yankee detected
yall faggots and your inferior language.
I'm from Southern Canada
That means I get to participate too, right bud?
>>55931779
Texas reporting in.
Ready for winter.
>>55931779
I'm South American :)
Can I be let in?
You can all go to hell and I will go to Texas
Florida checking in. No sandniggers coming in.
>>55931779
>southern
>california
>>55936507
Yeah, Alabama is total ass.
No good roads to drive fun on (Mountain roads), gotta go to TN,NC, or north GA for those.
Relatively shit state parks. Best is Cheaha and that sucks compared to the Smokies.
Tiny strip of beach overrun by rednecks and beach shops on all four corners of every intersection.
Biggest city is a nigfest shithole with nothing good. No good stores, have to drive to Atlanta to find a computer or outdoor store worth visiting.
Liquor taxes are outrageous.
No cons of any kind.
Best concert venue is a shit hole with shitty staff and terrible acoustics.
Nigs. Everywhere.
The weather sucks balls. One day its 95 degrees with 100% humidity, the next its 33 with rain. Never snows, and when it does the entire state crashes and burns (literally).
Average income here is a total joke, but at least the cost of living is relatively low. That doesn't help with getting fixed-price goods like electronics or cars, though.
But hey, at least we aren't a blue state.
>>55937010
trailer detected :^)
im sorry i wasnt born poor
>>55937084
>>55937099
Cmon yall. No yankees. This is southern only ITT
>>55937268
>Texas isn't a part of the South
?
>>55931779
My grandma's from Wilmington, North Carolina, and my other Grandma is from Florida. Can I stay for the party?
>>55937253
>live less than 10 miles from the MS/LA state line
>tfw i can just casually drive to LA for anything MS wont sell
im telling you, biloxi/gulfport is the only better place to live here
Most based Texas here. Y'all faggots need to learn from God Emperor Abbott.
>>55932350
There were confederates in Southern California
>>55937256
>implying being born with money makes you better
i live in a 3,000 square foot house on 5 acres. my household clears 6 figures.
typical incorrect yankee.
stay mad. stay cold.
Sup georgia anons?
>Southern California
I'm in southern Oregon, does that make me a cousin fucker too?
Well now that I think about it, probably, considering everyone else here is.
>>55937748
>>55937353
Texas didnt even fight for the Confederacy like Southern California did. We sang Dixie while our people died. Yall surrendered in a tiny fort
>>55931779
Alabama checking in
>>55937586
i've looked into that area. my aunt lives down there. ugly beaches and ugly cities and hurricanes are a pretty fucking big drawback tho.
>>55931779
>the only southern term they know is "yall"
TRAILER!!!
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>>55936417
>>55936808
>family is all from Dubois county
>I am stuck in Lake county
At least I am southern Lake county, the nigs don't really go any farther south than half way, but I still get all the chiraq propaganda on tv, and the radio only plays nigger music.
>>55937994
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_in_the_American_Civil_War
You might want to recheck your sources anon.
>>55938004
still though. a lot of fishing and oil money goes through there. gulf of mexico is a pretty cool thing to live near
>>55937253
>No good roads to drive fun on (Mountain roads), gotta go to TN,NC, or north GA for those.
There are mountain roads, have you never been to say the fort payne area?
>Tiny strip of beach overrun by rednecks and beach shops on all four corners of every intersection.
better rednecks than niggers, go across the line to PCB and its like 10 times a blacker crowd
>Biggest city is a nigfest shithole with nothing good. No good stores, have to drive to Atlanta to find a computer or outdoor store worth visiting.
Not sure what you would consider a "good" outdoor store but there are several in like any city in the state.
>No cons of any kind.
Completely untrue, but I don't really consider that a good thing.
I really dont care if you like the state or not, some of that is just not true.
>>55937253
Alabama has one of the world's largest science and technology research parks in the world...cummings research park
>>55938019
I'm fixin' to blow a gasket over here, dadgummit.
>>55937868
Fayette County here.
>surrounded by keks.
At least I don't live in PTC.
>>55936412
first off, "damn yankee" is the proper term down here.
second off, shut your Sherman-sucking mouth before we kick yalls ass again. and, yes, we kicked your ass.
killed so many of you do-gooder pieces of shit that we ran outta bullets. Put our boots up your asses so much that our shoes wore out.
thanks for freeing our niggers though. good job. they've really been doing well ever since, eh?
>>55935179
we all ready have
>>55931779
>Southern California
Southern Minnesota reporting in
>>55931779
Louisiana Here. Guys, help me write a paper saying our justice system needs reform! I need sources.
>>55938366
North Fulton here. It's super kek but at least the suburbs are rich.
>>55936412
noyoudidn't.
>>55931779
>Southern California reporting in
lol
but srsly
>tfw you will never salute this flag
>>55937994
>implying that matters now that you're in the most cukked state in the US
Southern England reporting
>>55938736
sup cousin.
'tis from y'all we got the word "aint" and also our love of tea.
'preciate it.
>>55938736
You're cool, South Hampton
>heart of dixie South Central reporting in
>>55931779
I wish I was in Dixie...
THEY TOOK OUR JERBS
>>55932073
How's it going Worst Carolina? Best Carolina here, OUR team the Panthers are going to be 19-0 this season.
>>55939113
Do you go there or just posting UA stuff as meme material?
>>55936414
>anime image board
>call someone weab
k
>>55931779
>California didn't fight for the south during the war
>Calling yourself a southerner
You're a bloody yankee now either convert and leave your shithole for an actual southern state or stop calling yourself a confederate.
>America's dick reporting in
Based rural central florida reporting. It's almost all white, the weather is beautiful all the time, god I love it here.
>>55936638
scuse u butm pretteh shor u dun meanin to saiy YALLS FUCKIN QUEER AIRIGHT??
>>55939801
Ok, jew retiree, how many northern aggressors did you kill today? Meanwhile, deep in the heart of South Central, weyall fryin the colored greens
>>55938523
Cajun here. What kind of reform you talking about?
>Southern California
>Southern
Nice try Pedro.
>>55940297
Well, bruh... I'm tired of our population being extorted and enslaved over nonviolent 'criminal' activities. The concept of Justice is kinda fucked if a dude can be tossed in jail just for smoking a little weed or playing some music a bit too loud.
>>55931835
/thread
>>55940869
You're on pol dude, shit
>>55940869
Extorted and enslaved ? Ain't the end of the world getting in trouble for minor shit like that, unless you do it over and over, or act like an idiot when you're caught.
>>55938244
>fort payne area
Mullet capital of the USA. They do have Mapcos on BOTH sides of the road, though. I'm talking real mountain roads, where there is no break from the turning for several miles.
>Better rednecks than niggers
True.
>"good" outdoor store
REI would be an example. Acadamey, Dicks, Field and Stream, Bass Pro, not so much.
>>55941716
If you're looking for a good chain then you won't find more than what you've just listed. I've found several good small outdoor/gun shops littered all over the state. Can't wait to come back.
Is Alabama the best? Fuck no. Is it the worst? Not at all. I'd actually like to move to Montana after I'm done with school. I may have to wait for retirement there if I can't find work though. Their state sign might as well say, "Welcome to Montana, Guaranteed to have less niggers here than where you are from."
>>55942886
I want to move to the Knoxville area.
>>55931779
I'm from a rural town in Southern Connecticut. Does that count? Way more Southern than SoCal.
So did you fellas here about that dang OBAMA ?wanna send some dangon syrian refugees here man.
>>55937268
>being a southie fuck
If only Texas seceded, we probably would have won the civil war on our own.
>>55931779
Maryland reporting in.
Southern Sudan reporting in
austin, tx reporting in. we are the north of the south.
>>55931779
>loves the south so much that person takes on culture and everything about it, essentially itself and their own culture
>doesn't live there
Does this sound like another common demographic on 4chan?
>>55938244
>better rednecks than niggers
IT DOESNT MAKE A DIFFERENCE WHEN BOTH ACT LITERALLY THE SAME WAY. MIGHT AS WELL MOVE SLAVS IN FOR THE BIG 3 OF DEGENERATES
>>55938328
But how many of those people working there are from Alabama?
Epic troll thread. Tennessee reporting in.
>>55946027
who gives a fuck? alabama is sparsely populated and 30% nigger. the fact that they have the good sense to have a pro-business climate speaks enough about their good sense, however, doesn't it?
Florida here. Based rick scott denying access to refugees
Who /Memphis/ here?
>>55946454
memphian here. how about that tigers football this year?!
>>55946639
I'm still upset about the last two weeks. You go to any games?
>>55946778
nope. my infant ruins everything. motherfucker's screaming right now, actually.
remember to pull out.
>>55936358
Come home.
>>55937148
Its a cozy feel.
>be born in Mississippi
>parents move to California when I was 15
I want out of this state
>>55947234
You can always come home. Its great here. Our niggers are tame outside of the cities.
>>55946454
Memfrica reporting in.
>>55947882
I go back every year to see my family in Wiggings, which is about 30-45 minutes away from Gulfport. The blacks there are super nice and I've never had a problem with them. I was actually impressed.
>>55941716
>Mullet capital of the USA
Really? thats funny
>They do have mapcos on both sides of the road though
I mean the surrounding areas not actually in town but alri
>I'm talking real mountain roads
Northeast Alabama is appalachian foothills, pretty sure thats technically "real mountain" but alright
>REI would be an example. Acadamey, Dicks, Field and Stream, Bass Pro, not so much.
Kinnucans? Mountain High outfitters? Alabama Outdoors? Most independent places? those don't fit your criteria enough?
>>55945590
Nice meme
>>55946454
Reporting in, I hang out with all of the the hipsters in Midtown, and it's not too bad.
I-I just moved to North Carolina. D-do I count?
Yankees aren't that bad though. Why not go out of your way to ban them from this thread?
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
>>55931779
>tfw virginian
>tfw we had Lee
>tfw army of northern Virginia fought pretty much the entire war
>tfw the rest of the south makes fun of us for even thinking that we're south
>>55948491
Depends on where you moved from.
>>55948848
lower Michigan.
>>55948561
We only hate NOVA, and that's because of the yankee transplants. Stay strong, brother.
>>55948889
Give it a few years, you have to be indoctrinated first. After that I would be glad to have you here anon. Georgia bro btw.
Georgia reporting in SIR!
North Florida checking in.
Who NC /triangle/ here?
>SoCal
>Dixie
>Americans don't even know their own geography
Southside Chicago reporting in
>>55936568
256 here. Can confirm
AR checking in
>>55949737
205 reporting in.
>>55949820
Go home, Bill
>>55931779
>southern
>south California
Hows it going Pablo?
>>55931779
Florida here
Not into Southern culture but it's infinitely better than nigger and SJewW culture
georgia reporting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1vOQ4Ts2tg
>>55949737
>256 here
disgraceful
I saw some fucking weebshits cosplaying at bridge street once, fucking puked my guts out on sight
>>55931779
>southern california
you realize that california was a member of the Union, correct?
who /Savannah/ here
>>55948561
iktf bro
we just need to carpet bomb Fairfax County and we'd be good to go
>tfw named after Wade Hampton
Texas here.
>>55937086
Do you hate anyone who is a non white male?
I ain't no damn Yankee!!! Proud decendent of a family of Confederate/War of 1812 veterans. Damn William "Total War" Sherman.
>>55931944
yeee boy
>>55948252
Lol I got a DUI in wiggins
>mfw Texas
>mfw Austin
>vote liberal as fuck, only affects me on a county level
>get all the conservative state benefits and all that sweet sweet natural gas money
Feels good
>>55952685
Me too
My burger of choice is the green chile double with added jalapenos and bacon, and you?
fried okra, grits and cornbread. mmmmm
>>55954432
you forgot beans and taters
>>55946454
>>55946639
>>55946778
How does it feel to take the long dick of the Cougars on Saturday?
>>55954217
I actually like Braum's better than Whataburger. Maybe being close to Oklahoma has something to do with that.
>>55954697
collard greens.
>>55954085
Go back to where you came from and stop telling your Commiefornia friends to come here.
>>55955027
fried squash
Does Texas really count as "Dixie?" Don't get me wrong, I love Texas to death and I know our shared history, but our cultures seem so damn separate.
>>55935387
HELL YEAH
TEXAS HERE
>>55955373
TEXAS IS ITS OWN COUNTRY
DONT FORGET MOTHER FUCKER
>>55939393
Nope
>>55955373
This is true. East Texas is more like Dixie but the others are more like the Southwest culture wise.
Florida here
Let's raise the Bonnie Blue Flag again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pukKZIlTEDo
>>55931779
>HELL YEAH SOUTHERNERS RUH HURRR!!!
>SoCal here
Fucking tree hugging hipster faggot you ain't southern you're even worse than the fucking Yankees. Wanna hear of a good real southern state? Tennessee right here, born and fucking bred.
Texas reporting in.
>>55956258
10-4
Remain Armed.
>>55955516
>>55955624
Mah brethren.
>>55956335
Roger, always.
Is it okay if I'm from Cardiff but live in Southern USA?
>>55938480
So much butthurt in one post.
Stay mad, Southkek.
>>55956852
NEVER FORGET THE WAR OF NORTHERN AGGRESSION!!
>>55957081
You mean the War of Southern Submission?
>>55957081
YANKS can come back
only if they can unscramble their brains.
Good Luck
Don't ask for your gold back.
>>55931779
>california
>southern
>>55957344
kekekekeke
NC here. Hello.
>>55957553
same
What city?
We should nuke the south desu
>>55931779
Texas
I don't care; my city was on that ISIS hit list, but if they have any common sense at all they would never attack Military City
>>55957483
does confirmed open mean the govenors have said recently that they're welcoming them in?
With the Baptist's retardation, there's no saving the south anymore.
>>55931779
>Southern California
I smell bait, or it could just be genuine stupidity
TN reporting. Still have my guns and moonshine. Life is good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8oUqNNrIwE
>>55931779
Chicago fag here, born in new orleans but had to leave for schooling and cause my house got rekt. Thinking of moving somewhere else in the south, anywhere with pretty consistent 60-70 degree weather, heard the mountains of kentucky are nice and cool most of the year.
>>55958401
>this kills the gun
GEORGIA MASTERRACE REPORTING IN
MO here. Can I join?
>>55931779
So did you mix up the term "southern" with beaner?
>>55931779
Aggieland Texas, reporting in.
Sup peasants?
Just joking you're all my peeps. Vandy is still pretty nice but has really lost a lot of its southern spirit to be honest; originally from Mobile here.
Chapin, SC
We're the last stronghold in the midlands area.
