Where were you when France got rektd?
Not gonna lie, I was fapping and browsing /pol/.
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>>55910685
I saw a happening thread for Paris and ignored it. Then it turned into a real happening. I will never ignore a happening thread again.
I was playing Destiny.
I think.
I was playing the part of Fallout 4 where your son is the villain and you have to either kill him or nuke boston.
>>55910685
why would they drag the bodies around like that?
FIGHTING FOR #BLACKLIVESMATTER #MIZOOOOO
FUCK PARIS
I was welding a truck frame at work.
I was drinking at a bar
I was sleeping
I was watching avatar with a friend. I root for humanity. Law of the universe is the strongest wins.
Sleeping
>>55910685
that's a pretty sharp edge there, mate.
>>55913076
to piss off the janitor
>>55910685
Painting a table
>>55910685
Any more photos like this from Bataclan?
>>55910685
I was trying to fix a stupid printer at work for an illiterate black lady who calls me every time she "be finna print but printa dun werk"
>>55911794
This
Pretty sure it was the Ron paul happening pic
Checked CNN, and there was nothing. Then shortly after, another happening thread
then /pol/ went bonkers
>>55913882
I was also drinking at a bar. Had a delicious oatmeal stout while shit was going down.
>>55911794
It's your friend / girlfriend / boyfriend who you're yet to believe is dead.
>>55910685
I wa working
When I got to my home and opened /Pol/, I was happy as hell. No more ISIS in syria !
Good luck Assad !
>come home from gym
>too tired
>decide to make some hot chocolate
>play some gta 5 after
>>55910685
learning the go programming language, not that you ever heard of it.
>>55910685
Breivik did it better to be honest family
>>55910685
Sitting in my office doing "training" and shitposting on /pol/
Celebrating my birthday with my lads
The pub was showing the match and i joked
"Dude, those are some really loud fire works, why would the french celebrate victory during the first period?"
Some 30 minutes later i look up to the TV :
>20 confirmed dead in restaurant and bar terrorist attacks
Wait what
I was too drunk to care anyways, just made a joke with my friends about jihad and "refugees" and about 4 hours later i went to read the sticky on pol
>>55910685
I was actually working outside instead of shitposting on /pol/, so I actually missed the beginning of the happening
>>55910685
Just walking into the theater to watch Spectre.
Made an already bad movie even worse.
fapping and watching the football game in a local pub
>>55910685
>was going to play fallout
>opt out of that to watch the happening and shitstorm unfold all weekend
10/10 desu imo senpai
>>55910685
out of my mind drunk at a party.
>>55914925
was that after your katana training? :^)
Was i bed but couldnt sleep so just checked pol on my mobile. Got up and enjoyed a many hours of happening
>>55910685
is this a pic of the bataclan or what?
>>55915409
Bataclan aftermath
>>55910685
friday evening prayers desu
In class. I was on /pol/ flinging shit about something rather, I go to class for not even an hour, I come back and suddenly the entire first page is about France.
>>55915451
>>55915409
holy shit who released this?
>>55914317
The janitor is the third body to the right
Deathmetal is usually filled with edgy atheist fans right?
nothing of value was lost.
>>55916459
The Eagles of Death Metal are actually more of a rock / alternative band.
Death by Sexy isn't a bad album if you are interested.
>>55910685
Cleaning my hard drive and installing Fallout 4.
>>55916459
Based ameriturd.
They werent a death metal group, their name just mocks it retarded fuck, why don't you at least check a youtube video before exposing yourself as mentally disabled?
>>55910685
Studying.
>>55916600
i do not give a minor fuck, Juergen
>>55910685
i was at the gym, it was just a shooting but when i got home it was a hostage situation
Well, it was a bit late but I was up (10 pm Paris time). Was just talking to my parents.
Mom said she heard something on the tv about bombs near the Stade de France. Got no news about that on the radio for a few minutes.
Then journalists reporting loud noise around the stadium. Then talking about a bomb. Then three bombs.
As per usual, in times like that, you just try to deny. You know people can get pretty stupid on big soccer events.
But then the radio is talking about people attacked on Bichat street. Parents go to sleep without hearing much more.
I go to my computer, talk to friends to know if they heard more.
And then it goes, gun shots from a passing car on a bar in Bichat street. Well, maybe it was a gang trying to even out another gang. But seems a bit that much stuff in just one night.
And the time progresses. 11pm, the broadcasts were not very accurate, you still don't know what happened and why.
A few minutes later, friends talking about another attack on Voltaire boulevard.
*Sigh*, okay there is not much room for doubt anymore.
No one is talking about terrorists. But we just all know.
Around 11:30, the situation is getting out of control. In the beginning, there were only a few casualties from the street shootings. But now, they're talking about hostages. In a big concert hall (the bataclan).
There are 1500 seats in that hall, every seat was taken.
You just know, it was going to end very very badly.
The RAID (French police commando) negotiate for quite some time (three hours in total), most hostages were freed.
At that moment, you make a list of all the people who could have been out in Paris a friday night in one of the liveliest neighbourhoods of the city. Lots of friends on the list. Lots of SMS sent.
And then, you're waiting. Waiting for friends to answer. Waiting for the situation to end. Expecting some more stuff coming out. Maybe there'll be an attack at the other side of Paris (finally, there wasn't).
I was shitposting.
cont.
Of course, everybody outside in the streets had to find shelter, must people could find a place to hide and wait (wait again for a loooong time as the subway stations were closing to avoid terrorists fleeing, the service restarted at around 5 am).
The RAID charges (1:30 ish). You talk with your friends, trying to gather a lot of information.
And finally, the count.
40 people in the beginning, then 60, then 100 after the Bataclan assault. And it just keeps increasing.
Every French TV is talking about a “carnage”, well could have been me, a Friday night.
Fortunately, all of my friends were safe and sound, though some were in the Bataclan.
Then you're fed up. You go to sleep and hope there won't be a 200 body count the next morning.
top kek
I was drunkposting in the eventually sticky
I was somewhere between leaving work and going to the gym. The gym tv had coverage on mute.
>>55910685
Haven't seen that pic, anyone have it unedited?
>>55910685
I was here
>>55910685
At a strip club with a colored girl grinding and rubbing my dick... I know...degenerate...
>>55913882
Had myself a few beers and alitle snow, All around good night.. for me.atleast
>>55910685
I was playing video games and assuming the Paris thing was another false happening.
Whoops.
>>55916729
That would be okay to know if anybody asked you, namefag.
>>55911980
What the fuck?? Fuck you, you fucking cunt. I hope you fucking die in a ditch you consolefag. Who the fuck ruins a fucking game like that?
Yes, I mad.
I started fapping when I heard the news. Always a good day when keks and normies get rekd
>>55918623
>goes to strip club
>chooses the token niggress dancer
GTFO
YOU DISGUST ME
>>55915195
Did you fap at the pub?
apology for poor english
when were your when paris dies?
I was sat at home eating fermented herring when Torbjörn ring
'paris is kill'
'no'
>>55918915
Dark skin like a Hispanic or Asian but white facial features...Drunk and no fucks given.
They're fun to mess around with, but of course for mating season I'm getting a natural blonde.
I was playing bf2
>>55914317
Fucking Syndicate shits
Shitposting on /pol/ and watching the streams. Started actually caring once the counter hit 60, more so when the news came out that almost all hostages had been killed (at the same time with grenades, as per the reports at that time).
>>55910685
I was.. ehm... in Boston
>>55910685
About to go into work
>>55919447
Alright
I'll let that one slide... Filipina's and Mexicans are fair game at a strip club.
Just not that one token sheboon that's always working the floor. you know the one I'm talking about. My mind always screams "RUN AWAY"
>>55910685
I was at an auction buying another M1 Garand and a Finnish Mosin Nagant.
>>55913076
Because French are brave and do not abandon their wounded friends
I was in downtown disney with my family from Georgia. Sitting in the movie theatre as my mom was throwing up in the bathroom, I saw one of the TVs at the bar was tuned to espn and they were showing a tweet by an NFL players about the attack. I checked Google and sure enough it was happening. My next thought was "I NEED TO GET ON /pol/!"
Watching Team America with my senpai
When I was watching this scene shit was happening in France at the same time.
>>55920078
>spengbab
quality sheetz m8
>>55910685
So are those people ded from bombs or bullets? I can't tell.
What were they thinking, surrendering to ISIS like that. They should have known ISIS takes no prisoners
During Bataclan, I was in Skyrim removing all Redguards.
>>55910685
I was watching Initial D 3rd stage.
(The movie)
I was in my home country drinking (economic migrant here ;)) Only got to the pol habbening threads at 3 am Western European time
>>55920408
There is a higher res picture out there.
Those were mostly gunshot wounds
>>55911980
Is there anyone on 4chan who doesn't know this yet
>>55910685
>I was fapping and browsing /pol/
Fapping on /pol/ threads.
Nigga you gay.
>get hammered
>spend the night talking to old friends on goybook, arguing about the migrant crisis and being called a bigot
>sleep all day
>wake up to news of massive terrorist attack
>too hungover to even feel smug
such is life
>>55920455
Every play through I kill every Redguard I can find. Also the furry niggers.
>>55917450
Oh Syria, you know we were a country at peace, right? We waren't John Cena rekt like you guys of course ;)
love and hugs from Paris
>>55910685
At my evening class. I saw the news on a tv in a variety store I passed by as I headed home.
>>55910685
Watching The Dukes of Hazzard
>>55916459
The name is just ironic, they're a rock band from California.
>>55920776
remove nigbab
remove catbab
was watching some ebin videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeR4jS_IO7Y
then i decided to check news online to see what the """"r*fugees"""" are complaining about now
>>55910685
they came for eagles of death metal, all they got was death
>>55920506
It was the storming cops who killed many of them then. Jewish media is silent about this, they don't even show any witnesses.
>>55921316
That's a storming for you, there's no good way of going about it
Went outside to smoke a doobie, came back inside to find that muzzies went ham on pearee
>>55910685
M8 I was on birthday party at hookah place.Next day I felt terrible, so I only know the day after.
and thats how I felt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEa0FbKMqts
>traveling to home town
>get home le happening
>feel kind of bad for baguettes but then remember cunts bombed my country so i felt kind of good
>proceed as usual that night
>open up fb in the morning
>ITS A FUCKING FRENCH REVOLUTION
>>55910685
Was at eagles of the death metal concert.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzIKKbb75s4&list=PLBJv9ptpEZXRQPd9NQD4q1qNacf6ipDzX&index=6
>>55910685
Listen up shitlords, all you have to do is get China involved against ISIS too.
It just doesn't seem fair they should be insulated from all this kebab removal.
>>55910685
>>55921776
>anon, don't you know that the refugees are fleeing from these people??
>>55921694
What you stupid? It looks clear enough to see that china want no confrontation with anyone. Pure fuckin businessman.
>>55921399
>all news reporters were asked to leave before the storm began
when they show the sieged building there are no nonstop gun fire to be heard only few random single shots
>>55922045
Who cares what China wants?
Get them in the sandbox too. Why should only the west waste trillions to remove kebab when China benefits too?
Sleeping
>>55921986
and they people they were fleeing from followed them. this is what happens when you let randoms waltz in.
>>55910685
Playing eroge.
>>55921776
>>55922045
China made it illegal to wear hijabs in public last week. They've been having trouble with their own muslims for centuries (the Uyghurs).
I was drunk.
instasync.com/r/HappeningRoom
>>55910685
I played FIFA and was sad because of incoming islamophobia.
>>55910685
Right in front of my tv playing Fallout 4
>>55910685
>>55922191
I'm not sure what you're getting at there. Wouldn't that suggest they were being more careful rather than less?
I was in the bottom half of France beating up sandnigger.
I was dancing with hot bitches in the club.
Kind of redpilled a Swede also that night.
Then I read it in the train on my way back but I was too drunk to be aware of what really happened. I just laughed and thought "kek".
>>55910685
Playing d&d
The majority of French have become sheep who refuse up the idea to hold or own a gun to defend our governments have done everything to it since the liberation of our country by the allied troops.
While police negotiated, Islamists killed innocent ....
There will be other attacks, and our government will do like yours, trying to reduce our freedoms and ending disarm the population.
Sorry, google translate
>>55910685
Here in Texas stroking my guns waiting for the call from Trump for the next crusade to happen
>>55922489
had to watch it a second time
>>55914925
enjoy your lack of generics :^)
Like most in my country, I was asleep
>>55922861
The highest count of killed is at the concert while there were the same amount of shooters at the other locations. Shooting more than five hundred people and only using two guns would require a lot of rounds, maybe at least ten magazines for each terrorist.
>Not gonna lie, I was fapping and browsing /pol/.
I was fapping, browsing /pol/ AND watching CNN. Top that.
>>55910685
at the same time?
>>55910685
>mfw I'm from Palm Desert and met some of the guys in Eagles of Death Metal
>>55918912
Calm down, Australia, it's just a game
>>55910685
I was watching Spectre at a big cinema in Paris with friends
Shitstorm ensued
At home watching Friday the 13th the final chapter and Jason lives
>>55923701
They had a good long while before the police went in and hostages were reporting from inside that they started killing people almost immediately. They even specified 'one by one' i.e. single executions as opposed to spraying the crowd. The footage from outside sounds consistent to me.
>>55923165
Don't get me wrong, I think citizens should be authorized to have guns (with psychological tests, training etc somewhat like japan rather than USA)
But terrorists would end up shooting in gun free zones anyway, and you can't do shit against a kamikaze, weapon or not.
Sad to say there is truly no escape.
We just have to accommodate, terrorists will strike again whatever we do, the best thing we can do is being brave.
>>55918509
I think /pol may have killed my soul. I laughed at this and didn't feel bad.
>>55910685
På julebord. Out drinking
Did the band members get killed as well?
this should be a new map in viscera clean up detail.
>>55910685
I had a stall at the french country markets
>mfw i heard the news
>>55926424
no, but one of their crew guys who sold merch did
