Quick!
i run backstage with the band
>>55909814
Hope in this hypothetical situation I am American and proceed to fire my freedom at the muslims.
>>55909911
Find hatch in stage, go under?
I pull out my pocket bacon, which I always have on me in case I get hungry, and throw it at the Muzzies.
Then I watch their skin sizzle and once they've perished, I eat my bacon off their faces
>>55909911
right past the suicide vest guy
you die in the explosion
Pull the speakers to the rock band, plug into my laptop, turn volume up to 100% while playing allahu akbar
Get my friend dressed up as a prophet dangling from the ceiling yelling "MUSLIMS, DROP YOUR WEAPONS! THE CHOSEN TIME HAS COME" on a microphone
Stupid shitskins drop their weapons and bow.
Grab them, force them to watch me shit on a quran while making them lick the shit-covered book while I say "Tastes just like Allah!"
Then hang them at the stage using stage ropes.
>>55909945
crowd blocks most of your shots
you manage to graze one before you are trampled underfoot by the crowd
>>55910167
big security guard mistakes you for muslim
beats you down in front of a qt3.14
>>55909911
>run
>terrorists shoot you in the back
I'd hide under a pile of dead bodies until the coast is clear
Fire my Trump Approved Freedom at them tbqfh
>draw picture of Muhummad
>shitiggers get triggered
>they literally can't
>they explode.
>I get executed for bigotry
>live streamed on tumblr.
>>55910197
might work
if not for the bacon ban of 2015
>>55909814
South east dummy.
>>55909814
>visiting france
no thanks. problem solved
It's a shame they weren't a real death metal band so the crowd would have made a bloody mosh and got rid of those sandniggers easily
Try to remain still waiting for the crowd to start dying, then rush TOWARDS closest top terrorist while he reloads his badly spent AK.
Assuming he's bad at CQC (I have 8 years of nin-jitsu behind me, 1st dan sensei) I do a simple kaiten, land under him use the momentum to swing him around towards other terrorists to use him as a human shield.
While swinghing search his gear for a knife and if there's one, slit his throat while using him as shield. If there's none - kimura him into unconsciousness. Claim the AK, reload, and using the second top terrorist as the shield from the other middle 2, shoot the bottom one(standard military training + 7 years of airsoft, no active service :( )
After that start shooting indiscriminately towards three other terrorists trying to kill as many as I can.
If successful, try to finish them off before they "alahu akbar" themselves. Finish the last one by insanely bashing his head in with the AK.
Cover myself in pieces of his flesh, eat some of his brain and smear my face with blood and brain matter.
Turn myself in to the police if I shot any civilians.
>>55910354
terrorists have seen that movie too
shoot everyone on the ground in the head
>>55910624
Muslims have high birthrates in USA, too.
You better feed your Amish if you don't want to be Saudi vassal because of future "activists".
Assuming it's in amerifatland,
slowly merge along the crowd towards a lightly guarded exit, lets just say bottom left, wait for the lone guy to get a little distracted, pump 7 rounds into him, pump 12 rounds into the next closest guy, bolt like hussein bolt to the nearest exterior cover.
Reload, evaluate position, bolt again.
My splits are .2 seconds, and I can make hits on a full size target out to about 50-60 yards with my pistol.
>>55910783
you lose your footing and fall
muslim guy laughs
shoots you while you cower
>>55909814
I mime a rope and start climbing frantically.
>>55910879
you merge into the direct lines of fire of 3 muslims
shot dead
>>55910925
If only.
>>55911068
muslim appears slightly confused
shoots you anyway
>>55910783
>human shield
A 7,62 round can pierce 2-3 bodies
>>55909814
Don't they have a drummer?
In an ideal world, the crowd react as one and charge toward the terrorists. Some people in the front row get killed but the terrorists are overpowered, and since I'm far inside the crowd, I get to lynch them with my indie-rock loving brethren, or whatever musical style this is.
/end of fantasy
>>55911106
I'll take OODA loop for $200, Alex.
Also, cover and concealment are different things.
>>55911246
Rare flag.
Also, it's 60-70 cm for steel core shit, which also is lesser tissue damage. That's 27 inches. We're americans, we're fat, even front to back at 90* worst case scenario, that's like 1 body and maybe another.
When you start gettting realistic and you get plugged in the armpit or side, yeah, sorry, not happening.
>>55910925
your plane is overloaded with bombs
crashes attempting takeoff
the fireball was quite spectacular
>>55911353
drummers are for fags
muslim shoots you
>>55911246
maybe starving Ecuadorians but burgers? Doubt it
>>55911545
Nobody on the keyboard either?
>>55911486
kek
>>55910742
Detonated the bomb too early. What would be the newspapers next day! Oh, wait..
>>55911246
True, but the retards would hesitate because of 2 reasons.
1. They wouldn't expect a civilian rushing them barehanded because of the sense of "muh allah, I am jyhadist, europeans are degenerate cowards, I am teh best chosen warrior, blah, blah..."
2. The retard terrorist can explode too early and kill too few europeans. And fucking allah does not approve of a bad terrorist. Also they were carrying suidide vests, that counts at least as some protection. Besides there has to be some civilians in the middle to stop all the bullets, right?
>>55911486
your dark skin momentarily confuses the muslim
he remembers that Aknad was wearing a blue turtleneck over his suicide vest
shoots you
>>55910783
then shout some european stuff like "deus vult" please
>>55909814
Can't reach the shooters.
Gotaa do something effective even if minimal.
I'm going to die covering the guy in the vest go damper the explosion. I will attempt to kill him in the process. Casually walk up and throat punch the fucker while he is not paying attention to me.
>>55911625
keytar is as close as you get
muslim shoots you
>>55911564
>Starving
No. Actually we have an issue on obesity based illnesses and deaths
>>55911508
The terrorists pile into their cars
in their haste to reach the concert hall in time they rear-end a car at traffic lights
their suicide vests explode, killing them all while I rock out to my shitty hip band
>>55911735
Nah, no retarded NEET battlecries.
>>55911887
Oh well, as long as they kill the frontman I'm fine with it.
>>55910255
hop in my zeppelin and fly away before I get trampled.
jump into the air and doing flips really fast while jerking off and prematurely ejactulate into the terrorists eyes and then I choke them to death with my flaccid cock
>>55912036
muslims take safe and reliable public transit to concert
shoot you
>>55909814
>>55912199
helium embargo forces you to use hydrogen gas in zepplin
pyrotechnics from stage ignite zeppelin
oh the humanity!
muslim thanks you for killing dozens - shoots you
>>55912247
micropeen is spent from days of jerking it to incestololipron can't maintain erection
muslim shoots you
>>55912350
security guy thinks your a muslim - throat punches you
muslim shoots you
>>55912626
bump
easy
>>55912350
>>55912626
>>55909814
Turn off the lights and start beating off. Jizz on the bottom left terrorist then take my raging boner to the one by the door and slap my furious cock across his face.
Then I position myself so the top left terrorist's mouth is eating my asshole. I then shit pork burritos down his neck in a burning tempest of diarrhea filled with corn.
From here I start shouting Americans national anthem. Suddenly the US Navy seals will come riding in on bald eagles accompanied by Uncle Sam, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and William Howard Taft. The vest guy is ripped apart by eagles while the statue of liberty driven by ghostbusters, the terminator, robocop, the goonies, and the breakfast club, crushes the final gunman.
The French surrender.
>>55913528
>>55910925
Damn, Where did you get that Me262 from?
>>55910240
Get this man a Vic Cross
>>55909814
Are you a fucking shitskin? literally every scenario you've given a piss weak "duh dey find a way around it!!!" answer. Go fuck one of your finer goats, abdul
>>55913528
Nice proxy australia
Easy lol. SERBIA STRONK!
>>55917623
Too fast.
pull out thobe, headtowel, fake beard and quran... start screaming snackbar as i beat down every nearby frenchie with allahs big book. as they surrender to allah's will i continue to curbstomp quivering french until quran covered in brains. turn to terrorist brothers, tell them these are my infidels to enlighten.
>>55910818
At least I'll die immediately.
just checking my id and color
ala acbar
>>55921500
checked indeed
*teleports behind gaijin*
*unsheathes twin katanas*
*Throw katanas at ridiculous speed, piercing the head of the suicide bomber*
