AMA
>>55907717
You're not special.
I lived in Joburg for six years, literally like every other country.
>>55907717
>AMA
>>55907717
do you have to negotiate giant bugs? i hate giant bugs.
>>55907773
Yeah, it's pretty cool
Totally rad flag bro
>>55907859
Parktown Prawns are fucking disgusting,
Pic related
>>55907717
Would you vote for DA given an election?
>>55907773
>Joburg
>Like ever other country.
I don't think you know how countries work
>>55907976
Definitely, but I we need something that's a bit more iron. They're still just liberally liberal. Not like the ANC, but still
>>55907717
I lived in SA for two years (Cape Town then George) Its nice if one has money to burn. Also white south africans are bros.
>>55907885
Thank you, I worked all night on it
>>55908198
Cape Town is nice, but JHB is more raw, if that makes sense.
>>55908020
It was a bad comment, I meant something more along the lines that South Africa isn't that different from the other British colonies or other African countries, and not nearly enough to warrant a post whose content is just "AMA".
>>55908222
Nice trips m8, check these
I partied with a guy from there this weekend, told me after the night started to end that "as a white male I can't live there safely anymore"
Is this true?
>>55908300
I have been to JHB and its alright, but its Africa, that proper lawless Africa where nigs are there constantly trying to kill you and steal your money, two of my friends got robbed at gun point (home invasion) in JHB, in george the house where I lived didnt even have a fence.
>>55908539
Fuck no. Dude, it's not fucking Sierra Leone. They guy is just a pussy. Let me put it into perspective for you: you wouldn't go for a jol to Harlem or Detroit now, would you? Same thing here. just don't go to places where you will get shived.
How true is this? Are white people in South Africa really living in slums?
http://www.reuters.com/news/picture/white-poverty-in-south-africa?articleId=USRTR2C3ZV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ega_poNZY-4
>>55908676
Kek
I lived in Houghton while I was in JHB, never had an issue with crime.
But that's largely because I was a typical sheltered white kid.
[spoiler]SJC BOIZ[/spoiler]
>>55908083
>>55907976
They had the right mix of right wing and left wing policies:
Right wing
>Small government
>Pro business
>Pro individual freedom
Left wing
>Social safety net
>Equal opportunities.
With Maimane(new Nig leader) at the helm, they are drifting closer to the ANC every day.
kijkt uit voor de kaffer met zijn blaffer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4k5is-1XoU
>>55908940
There are some white beggers, but not a lot.
>>55909008
I might disagree. They still are pro business and liberty, but its just their becoming to big a liberal party. Thats not good.
>>55908940
There are poor whites like any other country.
>>55907717
You are a fag
>>55909349
Thanks china. I'll pass it on to your dad tonight.
>>55907717
Are you rooinek bru?
>>55908940
>Bulls jersey
worse than kaffirs
>>55909456
it doesn't work like that.
>>55909456
Makes no sense.
>>55909469
Kek.
>>55909456
>>55909602
Well at least I tried.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxEweP2TiMk
>>55909469
>Bulls jersey>Kaffirs
>Kaffirs<Golden Lions
Stormers for the win.
>>55908308
SA is I think also more well known internationally, I imagine many anons have at least a passing knowledge of the history and I suspect many of our American friends might even be able to find it on a map.
Fuck it though. Was the car mounted flamethrower a real thing?
>>55909869
Sharks china. The only way to go.
>>55909991
RARE FLAG
>>55909869
>tfw when sharks supporter
>tfw shit coach
>>55910095
You that anon from the Scotland thread again bakamba?
>>55910169
>>55910095
You okes watch soccer?
>>55910257
only europoor soccer (liverpool la')
>>55910045
>>55910169
:)
>>55910175
No rare flag, it wasn't me.
>>55910257
No , i cant watch it. They call it bafana bafana because you always have to tell a kaffir twice.
Do you have any crime stories? Are you white? What is the dominant language in the region you live in?
>>55910511
>muh meaningless standings
kek
KEK
Top kek
>JHB
>Capetown
>Be me
>Limpopo
>Farmers around us being attacked by kaffers
>Jisis
>Start Patrolling
>Catch Kaffers
>Lock them up
>Steel Pipe
>Poes them to death
>Burry them on farm
>Have a few beers
>>55910383
>>55910511
Chelsea FC, is what I will be...
>>55907859
No just dindus
>>55910651
Walking around in the CBD, the kaffir comes up to me and says give me your wallet, while holding out a knife.
I tell him to fuck off, and then he does.
>>55910741
Was this fucking 1970, china? :D
>>55910696
>Not even on the log
>Muh meaningless standings
ok sure oom
I want to fuck Young tribal girls. Where do I go?
Anybody been to Orania? Sounds pretty cool.
>>55908308
nobody cares about you. Go away.
>>55911079
Zimbabwe
>>55911114
is that the event where they go somewhere in the northwest on a farm , and you have to bring supplies to trade with other mense for a week or two.
>>55911079
Don't do that.
>>55911114
Pretty chill. They get all pissy if jy kan nie praat afrikaans nie.
>>55911552
I'm American I can do what I want
>>55907717
How come your kaffirs are tiny and small compared to the average African-American?
>>55911114
Looks baie /comfy/ desu
>>55911659
They needed to evolve so they could fit in the gutters.
>>55907717
Does SA really have laws that prevent whites from having majority ownership of a business, including one they start themselves?
Is there a quota system that places blacks first in employment before white applicants?
>>55911808
yes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Economic_Empowerment
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>>55911808
No towards the ownership of business, yes towards the quota system.
>>55907717
Does your home have a 15m electric fence around it?
>>55912098
My folks do, yeah. I'm currently residing in an apartment.
>>55911808
The rationale is spread the wealth equally among black and white people but i think its fucking stupid. It should be based on merit and ability. Not colour. Also black here historically means anyone that is not white. ( black , asian , coloured , indian , yes indian indian.)
>>55908676
I've heard the same. That South Africa is basically two countries. European and African. European is filled with whites and Africans who have lived in civilization, the African parts are the Africans that never really left the tribal life and it is lawless and where all the murder and rape happens.
>>55911552
Ok, I speak Afrikaans at native level, so I'm fine. Might visit and check it out.
>>55911519
Afrikaans only village.
>>55912341
Fuck yes. Thank you for summarizing South Africa.
>>55907717
I was born there and have fond childhood memories of living there. I find it sad hearing from my parents and relatives living there what it's like today.
>>55912098
I don't , but everyone in my neighborhood does.
Its kinda stupid though because almost everyone who can afford it has ADT or some kind of armed response and then on top of that. Every door and window has burglar bars and locks on it. so hiding behind a big wall just isolates oneself and makes you a easier target in my opinion.
>>55910866
Bra! Jy ken vokol!
It was about a month ago, we don't take kak here the boere here, its just never in the media!
Nee bra jisis! Boere here at levubu and louis trichardt.
>>55912355
Oh yes that place.It must be nice to be autocratic
What about inbreeding ?
>>55912484
Come see it for yourself. Its not a shithole, I promise.
>>55912529
Just locking yourself up in your own personal prison, desu.
>>55912341
Bingo. We're a perfect example of parallel societies.
Look to us for a glimpse of Europe's future.
>>55911808
Marks required for university acceptance also depend on race.
>>55912574
Jaslik china.
>>55912677
I like seeing my street , also when people get robbed in front of my house. i can help them , it happened once. Ons het die blixem geklap.
>>55913046
Good man.
>>55907717
Did you know the family whose child got boiled alive by niggers?
>>55913911
Not OP but shit like that happens daily. Toddlers raped, etc.
>>55913911
No, I don't think so mate.
>meeting a South African for the first time
>expecting to see some tough-as-nuts, no-nonsense guy
>he is a fat lazy fuck
At least he was not a libshit.
Do you read Mike Smith's political commentary blog?
>>55914280
You're thinking of Rhodesians. God bless them.
>>55914287
No, why?
>>55914280
Everyone is fat in this country. Black, white, coloured, indian
>>55914610
>You're thinking of Rhodesians.
Boers used to be the toughest cunts on earth long before Rhodies even existed as a nation.
>>55914645
Fuck off you vark
>>55912484
>tfw this could be 10+ people from your childhood
>>55907717
Are there any White nationalist parties in the parliament/senate at all?
>>55915359
There is the AWB, but they are actually just pathetic and worthless. Just embarrassing. Then there is the FF+, and they are kinda cool, they were lead by this general called Constaad Viljoen. Look him up, he is quite the lad. But, the FF+ only looks out for Afrikaaners, not British South Africans.
>>55915359
>White nationalist parties
>in the parliament/senate
>SA
I do not think you understand how this works.
Any Saffers here living in rural Western or Northern Cape? Looks really comfy in google street view.
>>55914610
Its a pretty good blog it took over after the south Africa sucks blog
Do you have any boerboels or ridgebacks?
>>55915727
So what's the FF+ policy for Anglo-Africans? absolute hatred or just not as good?
Guys, what about this:
>Make party with ANC colours, call it AMC or something
>Get shitload of votes, seats in parliament
If I remember correctly some random party in the last elections got a load of votes because they were under the ANC on the ballot
>>55915920
Used to live in Stellenbosch, the whole Stellenbosch/Franschoek area is fantastic. Mostly because it is quite European compared to the rest.
>>55916009
Do niggers just vote for the ANC because muh apartheid then?
>>55915727
So you're a British descended south African? Do you have friends that are Afrikaans?
Do you have any friends that are hottentots?
>>55915945
The nicest dog I ever met was boerboel x ridgeback
>>55915920
>>55915945
I had a Rhodesian Ridgeback called King. Also, sidenote, I had an Alaskan husky called Tzar and a German Sherpard called Kaisar.
>>55915983
They just don't really pay much attention to us. Afrikaaners are the first on their agenda.
>>55916009
Kek
>>55916152
Considering moving down their for a few years. How are the people there?
>>55916204
Pretty much, similar to the concept of unconditional love. No matter what the ANC does to them, they owe them support. It seems like some students are waking up at least, so maybe only 20 or 30 years of ANC left.
>>55916204
Pretty much
>>55916240
Yeah. My dad was Rhodie, my mom was British. I have a few, but I'll be honest, Afrikaaner girls are good to fuck, but shit to talk to.
Hottentots?
>>55916578
>Hottentots
Coloureds man...
>>55916413
>Considering moving down their for a few years. How are the people there?
It depends, you might like them or not. Visit for a few weeks if you can, then the initial impressions wear off and you get used to the daily life. From Gauteng?
Stellenbosch is very much a student town, couldn't live there my whole life. But then again I'm not a city person.
Look at this youtube channel for local keks, it's daily voice type news videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cC_JOsDHag
>>55916772
I'm Mzanzi, yeah. But its beginning to get on my nerves. Its very plastic.
>>55916728
Shit, my bad.
>>55907717
Are you a nigger?
>>55917048
Last time I checked, I don't think so.
>>55916152
Good. I'd love to retire in the Cape region (or Namibia) in 30-40 years. So pls prevent the ANC from fucking up the country.
>>55917046
Tourists man. Franschoek local economy relies on tourism so therefore they are used to putting up a facade. At least that was my impression going there decade or so ago.
>>55908983
LUX!
VITA!
CAAARITAS!!
>>55917293
Ich plane nach dem Studium nach Deutschland zu gehen.
Kapstadt ist denke ich am besten für Deutsche, hast du schon vom Sauerkrauthügel gehört?
>>55917188
Ok. I'm cool with blacks, just not niggers
>>55917293
>prevent the ANC from fucking up the country
I think you lost the chance to do this in 1994.
>>55917558
Nope, weiß nur, dass da unten recht viele Deutsche leben.
Wohin willst du in Deutschland?
>>55917293
Yeah, until blacks realize what shit the ANC is , This place is doomed.
>>55908983
>>55917461
jesus christ how many of us are there?
sjc (thomson house) reporting in.
what street in houghton? i lived in st paul road
>>55917293
I know this chick who is patriotic of Germany although she doesn't speak German, she isn't German and has had no ties to it, and has never even been there - but she wants to leave this place because some guy stole her handbag. She says she would die for Germany. I fucking hate people like that, I hope you do to,
>>55917732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR5otApDYRY
>>55918067
You okes were good at Rugby, once upon a time ;) I'm ex-PTB
>>55918071
The wannabe German Afrikaners are really annoying, Stellenbosch is full of them.
>>55918236
I remember our first team beating you guys once in 2003
>>55918087
The fuck is this, lel
>>55918300
Yeah. Emphasis on "once"
>>55918471
yup
>>55918471
SHOTS FIRED
Someone call the flying squad
>>55918528
>>55918549
Chinas, we took our sport quite seriously hey. Not sure how it is like now.
>>55918717
I feel like your not just talking about local sport.
and yes. Choosing quotas over ability. Thats smart.
>>55917651
Do you realize how stupid you make yourself look when you post this?
>>55918067
Alston
I also lived in Houghton (6th street)
>>55918965
I can't watch local sport dude. Its just wrong. English soccer is the bomb dot fucking com
>>55918071
Ja it's getting ridiculous at a certain level, especially when you've never been there
