>It's 1939
>You are Hitler
What you do, anon ?
>>55905647
Invade Romania.
>>55905647
Don't invade anyone, just clean up domestically.
>no war
>no loss
>be hero in history books
>>55905647
Invade Romania.
No war, only internal ethnic cleansing
>>55905647
Invade Romania
Not wreck my economy into mass producing king tigers and just stick with the panzer 4
>>55905647
I must unite the Germanic peoples under one flag.
>>55905793
No war, only internal ethnic cleansing and total and complete annihilation of Poland and all its inhabitants.
>>55905832
You already did that, well except Danzig
>>55905647
Why you have stolen our flag?
And overall why you don clean it?
>>55905744
this
Invade Romania
The same thing he did except I tell Mussolini to not fucking invade Greece.
I win the war.
>>55905888
clean your own flag first
someone tried to paint the pepsi brand on it
>>55905744
>Not understanding WWII
>still war
>don't kill all the jews
>don't go to war with russia
>dont declare war on the USA
>bomb the living shit out of British airforce bases instead of switching to bombardment of cities
I just won the war for Gitler :D
>>55906019
10/10 bantz
>>55905647
1.Conquering the majority of europe by choosing not to invade russia and loosing a war that cannot be won.
2. Keep good relations with rusha
>>55905647
If he had been an isolationist, he had been left alone. If he had not invaded a single country, he had lived longer and Germany is never flooded by millions of refugees.
>>55905647
open gates for refugees obviously
Invade Romania
>>55905647
>fuck my cousin until she commits suicide
>look forward to my own suicide if my plans don't pan out
>eat a bacon sandwich
Give Rommel what he needed.
Don't war. Focus all efforts on the nuclear bomb.
Crack it. Then war. Nuke Paris. Nuke London. Nuke Stalingrad. Nuke Washington. Win.
Get mad head from jewish bitches
>>55905647
I would make this the national anthem and battle anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TsVjvEkc4s
(•_•)
<) )╯ 'Cause I just wanna look good for you
/ \
(•_•)
<( (> good for you
/ \
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/M7CNwSA.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>>55905647
Gas kikes.
>>55905647
Invade all of the mudslime cuntrys
>>55905744
>Allowing Poland to commit mass genocide on the Germans living in Poland, former German territory
Kill yourself
>>55905647
>Dance like nobody's watching!!!
>>55906022
No one had a problem with him until he invaded Poland, what's your point? We didn't learn of the 6 gorillian until long after '45
>>55905647
kill meself like the pussy I am and avoid germany getting raped into oblivion
alternatively invade middle east and purge it
>>55906173
^^^Only correct answer
>>55905647
Occupy the middle east.
>>55905744
more like
>no war
>economic meltdown
>get killed
Do as I always do in my Hearts of Iron games, don't form alliance with Japan as they will forget about the anti commi pact and just go attack USA for the lulz.
Attack Russia earlier in year.
Steamroll Europe without US ever entering the war.
Focus on atomic research and WMD
>>55906030
Pretty much this. I've heard that if he had used the Jews as slave labor instead of investing so many resources into exterminating them, he might have won. Though, making a two-front war was his biggest mistake.
>>55906265
>Allowing Poland to commit mass genocide on the Germans living in Poland, former German territory
>Implying the Polohoax happened and it wasn't just an obscene lie created to justify war with /pol/and
Gas yourself
>>55906470
>implying he did exterminate them
>>55906022
>Hitler attacks Poland
>war starts
is it that hard, Tyrone?
>>55905647
Nothing different except don't fuck with Russia until I've got Europe under my complete control.
>>55906265
>mass genocide
Lol OK Goebbels whatever you say
>>55906407
this isnt a good idea
it would mean that germany would first need to test out nuclear devices, and it would be difficult to handle the confidentiality of the WMD when they're being tested outside your borders
just look at at us and the japs
they dropped a nuke on japan and they tested in Australia
The need result, Weeaboos and professional bantzers
testing out a nuke in Germany's back yard will just fuck everything up
ALLY
WITH
FRANCE AND SUPPORT A MILITARY COUP FUCK IT WAS SO CLOSE WHY DID HE INVADE
>>55906265
>implying these small massacres weren't a reaction the german attack
>>55905647
kill black people
>>55906301
>impling it wasnt UK and France who attacked them 1rs after the retriving clay war of germany
>>55906707
>Implying that your country didn't still despise Germany because of WWI.
>>55906795
why do people want this?
it goes against Hitlers beliefs
believe in what hitler wanted, not kill all black people
If Hitler had succeeded, blacks wouldn't be chimping america, they would be trapped in africa
>>55905647
Destroy every single bit of the middle east.
>>55905647
Invade Poland, France, etc as usual. But I stop there, forming a European fascist alliance with Italy and Spain, while maintaining détente with Stalin and doing everything I can to push England over the Natsoc brink.
I concentrate the Jews and other degenerates, with a solid relocation plan, and by working with Nazi England and the Zionists, I facilitate the formation of Israel.
All the while, I keep building up my technology base during this era of peace, and by 1946-7 or so, my air force of 1950's-level jet fighters and other crazy shit is by and far the best in the world.
In 1947-8, I drop the first nuclear weapons used in anger, launched via V-2 at Moscow and St. Petersburg in the opening salvo against the Soviet Union. They fall quickly after the decapitating strike eliminates the Soviet command structure.
Around 1955 or so, with the help of Japan and the NatSoc Russian Army, the invasion of North America begins as a two-pronged attack, using Russian/Japanese troops crossing the Bering, and using German, Anglo, and Argentine troops attacking blitzing through Mexico from Argentina and Chile.
At that point, it's game. Fucking. Over.
Play with my dog. Go to scratch my balls and sulk at the missing one. Eat some salad and have bad gas for the rest of the day before having a nap and wishing that I'd been a successful paper.
Wish that Goering wasn't such a fucking faggot and wonder why Himler is such a weird looking fucker.
>>55905647
>take Gdansk
>Take France
>Take Sweden
>Work with Stalin to remove gypsies and jews
>Work with Stalin to start a banking and trading system 100% non Kosher
>Create a "special relationship" with South Africa the same as the U.S. Israel one. Bascially allow SA to do what Israel continues to do.
>Don't ban american media but redpill the populace on it continually.
>>55905647
do basically the same except i change war tactic in russia
>>55905647
Gas myself
>>55905647
Actually kill the jews.
>>55906830
Mieux vaut Hitler que Blum, better Hitler than Blum (Jewish marxist socialist PM of the third republic in 1936 and embezzler of public money) was an official leitmotiv of the right back then, 3/4 of the population was antisemitic and the army largely supported a pro Nazi policy back then.
You don't know anything.
Basically everything Hitler did, minus the ethnic cleansing and Russian invasion.
Build a glorious NatSoc, Socially Conservative German Empire via force, then preserve it.
>>55906996
>take sweden
>work with Stalin
why?
>>55905647
hardout wank
Make sure the holocaust actually happend this time.
>Get good relations with the UK.
>Invite UK officials into country as an exchange for allowing German officials into the UK.
>Aid with domestic issues in the UK, especially concerning the Irish.
>Allow UK officials to investigate the Polish genocide of Germans while occupying the relevant area with a coalition force.
>Restore former German territories to Germany with international condemnation of Poland.
>Polish people relocated into new Polish territory.
That's one problem sorted. The geopolitical environment at that point would determine where we go from there. Probably something to do with restoring lands to Hungary in exchange for allowing the German minority to return to Germany (with a chunk of former-Hungarian land as the borders are redrawn).
>>55906933
>From Argentina and Chile
Dude, it would take like 2 months to our black neighbors troops and ourselves to reach murrica.
>>55906822
>1rs
And those eurofags have a better education than amrifats
>>55907190
10/10 b8
>>55906309
>that trip
DOES PARLIAMENT LIVE?
>>55905647
Don't attack Russia like a retard
Make a peace with the Brits after Dunkirk, of that doesn't work subdue the little island with the amount of effort you put into the Russian invasion
Don't declare war on the U.S. For no fucking reason
>Work together with the Jews
>Build same Reich
>Make sure no one hates you except commie scum
Fast forward 70 years
>No guilt feelings or MUH Holocaust guilttripping
>Hopefully still unified Reich/Superpower
>No SJWs
>Advanced technology
>>55905647
nothing wrong
>>55907264
We have to unite the Germanic people at some point mate, may as well make friends with them first.
>So greedy Poland was sitting on Danzig, traditional german territory handed to them after WW1
>Danzig happens to give them a harbor instead of being landlocked
>Poland produces a lot of coal, but is otherwise fascist.
>England needs cheap coal as they don't produce enough themselves.
>Guarantees Poland.
I wonder why :F
>>55905647
Kill myself.
Never gassed Jews.
Jews don't get a separate state.
Middle East is stabilized significantly.
Zionist Jews don't work around the clock to make your life a living hell for their own gain.
Easy.
>>55907264
are you denying the genocide of german citizens by the polish?
be careful there anon, or i might call you an Germanophobe
>>55907421
Man the Jews would have had Israel anyway, it was decided way before the first world war and partially caused it.
>>55906301
>>55906621
>Parroting what you've been told instead of looking it up for yourself.
>>55907513
No seriously considered the Balfour declaration before WW1 as it was deemed it would upset the middle east. After WW2 jews could get any land in Africa from UK, but no they had to take Israel as that was the holiest despite every piece of intelligence said it was a bad idea.
Politicians were just too scared to deny jews anything at that point.
>>55905647
Don't start the war, instead set up pro-german newspapers all over europe. Buy up existing newspapers if possible. Fund pro-german organizations everywhere. Assassinate anti-german leaders like Churchill. Try to infiltrate existing parties.
Basically do what the communists did during the cold war.
>>55907134
Sweden, just the benefit of hindsight. Try to prevent what they've become. Hitler would have had no reason to take it though, I guess.
Work with Stalin because I don't want to fight on several fronts. And Stalin was about to deal with his jewish problem. Of course, he was fooled by having jewish commisars at all as they murdered 50 million non jews but he could have set it straight.
>>55905647
>What do you do?
Nothing wrong
>>55907688
>Politicians were just too scared to deny jews anything at that point.
Started with Cromwell in England and was definitively established when Rothschild went to war against Napoleon.
Eternal anglo = kike pawn
>>55907311
>dealing with jews who started a 1918-19 revolution
Are you autistic by chance?
>>55905647
>go in bunker
>get shot
Piss on Eva
>>55907655
This. It's like when people say he was "mad" and "didn't know what he was doing", he must have been pretty sane to be democratically elected, completely turn Germany around from the recession it was in and that doesn't even include the advance technology Germany, albeit it's not Hitler directly, either improved upon or outright invented.
>>55905647
make /po/len great again
>>55905647
Sign treaty with Russia, offer them half of Poland as well as Romania northwards to that east half
>>55907881
>not having Eva piss on you
Can you even into being German?
Don't tell a shit about slavs and stay on german's place in the end of aryans
>>55906030
also make sure that all magnetic mines have a emergency impact switch that will detonate them if they are dropped onto land. If the brits had not gotten the german mag mine they would have had to surrender within the next 3 months.
Aryan's tier:
- French
- Slavs
- Spanish+Latin
- Turks
- Finnougrs
- Germans
>>55907489
No, but I have never seen a source for that either, aside from Bloody Sunday, which occurred after the war broke out.
>>55907104
Instant failure.
> Purged talented leadership from the military because they opposed the Nazi party, and weren't political ass-kissers believing in Nazi fantasy
> Created an unsustainable economic situation to finance the invasions, then had to plunder the occupied territories to stave off the economic effects. Would have had fierce economic stagnation in the mid-late 40's.
> Nazism and the German empire offered nothing to offer the occupied states; Napoleon at least 'emancipated' the public. They had no incentive to cooperate.
> The evacuation of Dunkirk kept the British military alive, and helped evacuate crucial components of the French military as well. (No take backs, you said you would do what Hitler did). This means the royal navy is going to rape your ass and cripple Germany's ability to important raw materials.
> Marginalized productive members of the population in order to further government propaganda; Women were kept out of the labor force till the end of the war, "dissidents" (anyone who disagreed with the Nazi party, which were countless) and minorities were excluded from society and utilized as slave labor (the worst kind of labor) rather than employed or used to fight.
> Wasted resources policing the population for "un-german" ideas and opinions which it had no business looking into, damaging social cohesion and making everyone paranoid while ensuring the state had a total grip on society.
> Russia was slowly remilitarizing after the purges of the 30's, and would be ready for violent confrontation with Germany by the mid-40's to late 40's, while Germany would only lose strength as it demobilized parts of its army to return to the economy, and the Reich was strangled by the British blockade. Without Ukraine Wheat, Germany starves in military conflict.
I wish you silly fucks could actually experience what it was like to live under Nazism. You'd think it's "cool" at first, then you'd realize just how much shit you take for granted.
>>55906933
>invading america
>not becoming allies with the likes of disney and ford.
>not convinving america to become natsoc
>Rifle behind every blade of grass.
>>55908277
>Implying it's OK to genocide civilians because a war has broken out.
>>55905647
Gas EVERYBODY
>invade Poland
>maintain non-aggression with the Russians
>don't invade the Low Countries, instead give them a sweet trading deal in exchange for military access since production is going through the roof
>blitzkrieg France
>convince Bohemia and Austria to join
>work towards peace with the Allies
>with the German Empire restored, proclaim myself Kaiser Adolf Hitler of the New Holy Roman Empire
>go down in history as one of the greatest German leaders along with Otto von Bismarck
Fuck Eva in all ways possible.
>>55908441
Well, first of all, the details of what happened are hazy.
Second, tell that to the invading Nazis, kek.
>>55908575
Why Blitzkrieg France when it could be an ally by 1938.
>>55908576
Poo in loo?
>>55906030
>>55906470
>implying Hitler exterminated the Jews
bluepilled as fuck
>>55908670
Why make allies with someone you could simply invade? You make allies with those you cannot conquer mate.
>>55908294
Sounds a lot like modern day russia desu
>>55906265
At the end of the day...its better that way instead of a mass destruction of all of europe
Maybe discuss the problem with England...even though they were douchebags.
>>55908695
Pee on French flag
Tell japs not to attack america just yet and promise australian clay
Ally with russia and promise them some Middle Eastern or Canadian clay when you invade
Focus on one front at a time and non of that gassing stuff yet
Conquer Africa
Invade the rest of europe and britain through either occupation or alliances
Invade Canada with Russia
Invade Australia with Japs
>>55908750
Campaign of France was disastrous in the long term for Hitler and fucked up all his North African plans.
>>55908670
Because France was (still is) runned by jews?
>>55905647
Peace with URSS and holocaust except for real. DO NOT SEND THEM TO ISRAEL.
>>55908835
>Because France was (still is) runned by jews?
A military coup and the putting of Pétain in power without German supervision but with German support would have fixed that.
Not attack Russia until all of western Europe is conquered, tell tojo to chill the fuck out with attacking the USA
>>55906933
> Neither Italy or Spain will be properly ready for war until the mid-40's at least.
> England will never go fascist after the humiliation in France, and keeps fighting you because you can't do shit to touch them. The RAF's loss rate is sustainable, Germany's isn't. British expeditionary forces continue to harass Germany in North Africa and the Middle East. Bringing the brunt of troops against the ME instead of Russia leads to a different chain of disasters.
> The amount of resources expended on the occupied territories means your hopes of building a nuclear facility wouldn't probably be viable till the 50's.
> By the late 40's Russia is fully mobilized and prepared for war, having completed its remilitarization and modernization programs. Germany meanwhile has no access to significant fuel supplies, and the allied blockade begins to drain the country dry.
>>55908003
No, but Speer can shit Welthauptstadt Germania on my face if it guarantees a victory
>>55908986
If only it was so easy. I don't know really but it seem hard to do.
>>55905647
Do everything he did but thank the jews for helping him rise to power and support Zionism!
Say how progressive liberal and communist policies have inspired him to form his own policies based on total equality and liberal freedom.
Say how it is white mans responsibility to take care of the other races and religious groups because we oppressed them.
Then continue to fail miserably in the same way he did and provoke the world to never abandon racism, pragmatism and actual thinking.
Russia becomes capitalist after seeing the terror of Socialism taken to extremes.
No cold war.
Arabs get rekd as soon as some christian researcher finds out how to make nukes.
Jews are hated.
Niggers are hated.
All because they were supported by Hitler.
And now i'm noticing that this is exactly what Merkel is doing.
>>55907287
> Britain controls access to ME oil, and Krauts BTFO trying to go after it.
> Russia controls the only other accessible source, and is modernizing their military after the 30's purges. After 1942 it only will get stronger.
> British Blockade means Germany is slowly but surely going to run out of crucial war materials such as oil, gas, rubber, and other imported resources and products. Most importantly, Germany is going to run out of food, just like in 1918. That famine is the principle reason Hitler invaded the USSR - Access to Ukraine's amazing soil for wheat and produce.
> Britain won't accept peace with Germany after Dunkirk because it has a giant empire with 25% of the world's population, and given enough time will outproduce it. Germany can't invade it because the navy they would need to do so won't be ready till the mid-40's, and would rely on winning a battle against the Royal Navy fighting in defense of their homeland.
> The United States has deep financial interests in Western European markets, and a linguistic and cultural connection to the UK. The possibility of a German victory disturbs US financial interests, and the risk of German hegemony threatens America's rise on the global stage. America gives war materials to the UK "on credit", and inevitably joins the war in Europe.
>>55905647
attack Poland
surrender unconditionally
>>55908801
poo
Resign, marry my qt waifu and live on the Alps with my dogbro
There was no way out at that point, all the promissory notes used to rebuild the German industrial complex (printed money) were expiring in 1939 and as they were being cashed out, inflation was rising. The only thing they could do is to limit inflation by law, which resulted in shortages of goods and food (think modern day Venezuela). It was either war or economic collapse.
I'd do what modern politicians do and step away from my own mess, let the next guy clean it up.
>>55908801
>French flag
Thats Romanian flag tho...
>>55909467
thats not a country thats a melon
>>55905647
Create the EU.
>>55905647
Socialize the means of production. do everything else the same. Let the British escape at Dunkirk assuming thats what happened. Invade Russia. All of it. The fact is we're all alive today and have a shot as say you did massacre the British maybe Germany falls to Russia anyway and the Russians kek the British and own all of Europe and now the US is left to fight the Eurasian communist superstate.
All of history may have ended if it had turned out any other way.
>>55905647
Convince pooland and japland to invade and dismember the ussr FIRST. The allies will like it, and the german economy would have liked it too. Plain sailing from there
>>55905647
Try to convince all my political opponents that I'm not really a racist, that'll help my movement!
>rename country to israeli
> make it pro jew
> wait till us invents nukes
> declare war on them
> they nuke me instead of japs all jews dead
>2015 be comfy on mars
/pol/s knowledge of WW2 is astonishing...... you really don´t know shit. lol @ thinking hitler was the aggressor and that the allies wouldn´t have attacked either way. especially poland was hell bend in war with germany and russia.
be hitler:
>start ethnic cleansing of jews and degenerates as soon as possible, nobody of these put to camp, just starvation or the bullet
>still take poland and france they he did but kill the entire army at the battle of dunkirk, killing an important part of the british army and also some french: making war against france even faster
>take es special part of the luftwaffe and target british airfields/bombers way before churchill comes to power on may 10. 1940
>after france in the middle of 1940: switch all forces to attack britain, with focus on the airfields
>bombard british cities like they did to the germans
>victory expected by summer 1941 because biritsh army crippled at dunkirk and RAF also crippled
>europe mainland safe against US invasion from the west
>send army to the east to face russia. now only war on one front and can use some military taken vom england to help
>taking moscow should be "easy" now because they were already 20 miles away back then.
> after moscow, stop advancing for a while and use precision bombing on the railway system further to the east so the support lines for new troops from syberia are cut.
>asses situation from there on how to preceed next, depending if US will continue helping russia from the east.
>try strengthen germany from 1942 till 1946 so that new research is finished for weapons (nukes and intercontinental guided rockets A10 and A11 (yeah they nearly finished these), together with planes with jet engines)
>bomb the shit out of the remains of russia and then focus on the US with these rockets because there arent any countermesures. demand peace negotiations with the US to deliver all jews and zionists to germany, get rid of the federal reserve system and elect a new government.
>>55910388
Dumb. German irredentism is a fundamental driving part of the 3rd Reich's basis for war to the population.
>>55910388
Wouldn't work, Polan refused such offer.
>>55905647
Deport undesirables, develop A-bomb, then start war.
>>55910452
Delusional Kraut.
Bombing the airfields doesn't do shit. The RAF loss rate is more than capable of sustaining battle in defense of its airfields. If through some miracle it begins to become a problem they simply relocate to the North of England and Scotland, well out of range of your forces.
The only crucial difference is that England would be thoroughly demoralized by Dunkirk. If Germany went nice on them afterwards there's a chance the public might be swayed to pursue peace... or you could just be the Huns who massacred a fleeing army.
Your entire scenario is a fantasy.
>>55909844
Pretty sure if you pee only on the white part it turns into the Romanian flag.
Invent Germany and invade it.
>>55910452
Germany was the aggressor, kraut.
They didn't start the war - we did - but you were invading smaller countries like Czechoslovakia and Poland because there were some other krauts living there.
>>55910452
>especially poland was hell bend in war with germany
Wouldn't you with all this cavalery?
>>55910896
> Huns BTFO in 100 days and their reich is shattered. Poland, Czechs, Slovaks, and other territories are liberated, and finally have regained control of their homelands.
> Krauts buttblasted, start plotting how to reconquer these "German" territories.
> Muh German Minorities.
>>55909467
France was in a pre-insurectional state when the war started, a little political push from Hitler would have undone the republic
>>55905647
Don't lose the fucking war. Shit. If only he won, the last Saviour of Christianity, now the mudslimes wouldn't be here.
>>55910793
britain/churchill started producing the long range bombers in 1936 with the only purpose to decimate german civilians in bigger cities and started doing that on my 13. 1939, 3 days after churchill became PM. even he feared the bombardment of english cities by the germans from the beginning and was wondering why hitler was so stupid when he didn´t came.
churchill also stated that WW2 could have never been won, especially by britain, if they didn´t have the means to bomb german cities/civilains from the start. so getting rid of these bombers together with killing everyone at dunkirk would have secured the war (churchills words, not mine).
but thanks for your input of non available history knowledge.
>>55910811
Depends on what you drink. If you drink a lot of water, your pee will be clear, and therefore will not be able to make the Romanian flag.
>>55911313
Gypsy beer, a couple of liters at least.
>>55905647
I learn to paint better.
>>55911442
I think regular beer can do the trick just fine imho
>>55910904
haha, yeah poland fucked up big time, they really had it coming. i recently read a small book regarding the situation in poland pre WW2. you had this one guy friendly with hitler wanting to give back prussia and danzig and then the next faggot went full retard and wanted to conquer everything, moving against germany and russia. i read that he produced so much propaganda for the people to believe poland as conquerors they even started (right before the war) to repaint maps were berlin and moscow already belonged to poland lol.
to quote a german historian from 1965: "if you would have gone to poland as a foreigner after 1935 you would have thought to be in a giant mental facility".
but at the beginning of the war, sept. 1. 1939, you had 1.1 million german soldiers with "ammunition for 3 weeks" against 1.7 million polish soldiers "ready for war" at the border.
>>55906265
>Naive embodiment of /pol/ right here
>get Nukes
>nuke the whole USSR
>invade the wastelands left
>instantly win war against communism
Nothing because I already fucked up in 1938 by attacking Czechoslovakia
Shave my mustache so that it wouldn't be taboo for the rest of eternity.
>>55911544
If you're going for the traditional mono-color french flag then yes.
Since i'm pretty sure a couple of liters of gypsy beer will kill an average person.
>>55911622
>i recently read a small book
full of lies
>>55905647
> Cut deal with Russia and Japan to divide up Europe.
> Non aggression pact with the USA, get Japan in on it too. Offer the USA some European land / bases to sweeten the deal. Maybe some research exchanges. Stay pals with the US, keep Japan in line.
> If Japan gets out of line, help the US kick their teeth in for causing trouble, give them over to China and the US.
> Kick the shit out of England's military bases on day one at the same time have Russia hit Poland.
> Step 2: hit primary military targets again.
> Step 3: hit their ports and supply chains
> Step 4: start hitting infrastructure.
>>55907417
>traditional german territory
You're are so correct.History started in 1918,amarite?
>>55911809
>monocolor
pls
>>55911978
Well Clément i said the real flag, not the decorational symbols your monarchy bought from us.
>>55912369
>your monarchy bought from us.
senpai
>>55905647
Kill myself so facism won't be forever tainted by the holocaust and remains a viable political ideology in Europe, thus preventing mass immigration.
>>55912533
Alright froggy-chan i'll be a little more reasonable.
The Fleur de lis was adopted by the French monarchy during the 12th century, it has appeared in the middle east and Mesopotamian region and also on Jewish coinage.
>>55905647
go hiking with eva :3
>>55906707
What about Alsace?
>>55905647
Tell Japan to hold off on the pearl harbor attacks and wait for scientists to finish nuke to drop on the USSR.
>>55905647
>It's 2015, you're Addie, what do you do now, anon?
>>55905647
Don't go easy on Brits in Dunkirk.
Don't attack USSR.
Don't bail out Mussolini in his idiotic adventures (Africa aside, see the following).
Create Jewish SS divisions. For example, Leibstandarte SS König David or Leibstandarte SS König Solomon.
Use them to invade British Palestine and set up Nazi Israel there. Proceed to send all the Jews there.
Gain greatest ally.
Wreck RAF bases during BoB, then offer a peace deal.
Develop nukes.
Rule Yurop.
>>55915123
Oh, totally forgot - if greatest ally feels like it, use them to take Suez and possibly the entirety of Egypt from the Brits.
>>55905647
occupy france, don't invade poland
tell japan to explicitly NOT touch the US
>>55906361
The alternative didn't exactly turn out much better...
>>55913712
fuck those inbred fuckers
>>55915123
>>55915247
Not bad desu
>>55906265
Poland has been fighting Mongols, Jihads and jews since 1000AD
Germany sided with the Ottomans in ww1
Killed 60 million whites in ww2
and are now flooding Europa with shit skins
Fuck Germany they didn't deserve Danzig
>>55905647
I would blaze up and fuck my hot wife
>>55906246
>not using this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTjnihrKlYQ
>>55905647
I'd spend the 6 next years to enjoy being the one giving orders about everything.
I'd enjoy playing with modern technology, thinking going fast is the best way to root this "made-to-last" technology into german grounds.
I'll play with people's lives, blind by the belief some people are genetically built to be better than others.
Then, when the shit will hit the fan, I'll escape, burning some random body, and the fucking whore I'd to deal with for the last 2 years, to make a fake looking alike.
Better a kig in hell than a slave in paradise. History is just a game, after all.
conquer the territory lost in WW1 and stop there. expel all jews to isreal if it still gets made. maybe later on invade yugoslavia as it's the breadbasket.
>>55905647
Study proportions and focus like my life depended on it
/thread
Go about like he did with a few alterations :
- finish the chavs off
- hold off on invasion of russia
- tell nips to sit the fuck down and wait
>finish russia
>poop on US with nips
>world domination
>cleanse all non whites off the planet
>enter golden age of prosperity
>>55905647
>Don't invade poland
>Wait for Russia to get ancy
>Request US assistance
>Get it because Redscare
>Go in deep on Russia while US invades from East
>???
>Profit
>>55905647
It's hard to say "don't invade" because they had been building up for war since 1935. The only other option at this point would have been a military takeover to wage a more intelligent war with smaller goals like they had in WW1.
>>55916409
>Become a shit artist instead of saving your country
>>55906019
10/10
>>55905829
Hey Amerikaner, they didn't produce King Tigers in 1939.
>>55905647
I would kiss 666666666666666666666666666666 Jews on the nose!
Jewish girls get kiss between legs if virginity and hairy pussy!
>>55905647
Ally with America.
>>55916483
>>cleanse all non whites off the planet
Will you kill your Axis comrades in arms the Japs and the Finns too? :(
>>55906170
This, underrated post
