How are you holding your smart phone? The way you hold it determines how stupid and degenerate you are.
>3 and 4 being the bottom of the barrel, disgusting degenerate trash.
1 is the only accpetable answer.
2
>>55902594
1, but with left hand, I'm right handed.
>>55902594
Single hand
>>55902747
1, with either hand because i rule.
I use all of these depending on what I'm doing on my phone.
1/2 when browsing the web or navigating my phone
3 when i text
4 the 3 times i played temple run
>>55902594
Is this loss?
>using a touchscreen phone with anything other than a stylus
Disgusting.
>>55902594
Jokes on you, I don't even have a cell phone. Enjoy your electromagnetic radiation plebs, I'll be laughing while all of you have cancer in your heads, hands, and hips.
>>55902747
This
>>55902594
1, because I'm not a handlet
>>55902594
I hold it like 1
That being said,
>being old and bad with technology like the people in 3 and 4 probably are
>degenerate
Shit thread, bruh
>>55902907
>using a stylus for a phone
Most autistic shit I've ever heard
>>55902921
I really want to believe this is bait.
But it's the kind of thing I expect to be serious here on /pol/.
>not using a cheap ass texting button phone to save money and focus on what phones were made to do
4
3 and 4, my phone is too big for 1 and 2
>1
Do this literally everywhere (ambidextrous though)
>2
Very rarely, only if I'm trying to stabilize and not risk dropping for some reason (again, rare)
>3
Whenever I text / shitpost on /pol/
>>55902594
"Smart" phones are for poors and niggers.
I don't hold them.
>>55902594
1 handed. Upright. Pinkie supporting the weight while the phone leans on my index,middle, and ring finger, type with thumb. Only way.
>>55902594
1 but with my pinky finger going under the bottom of the phone
1 for normal guys.
2 for drunk people, or people with parkinsons who need the extra stability
3 is for teen girls with small hands that don't have finger reach across the screen and who need to type out long texts to their teen girl friends
4 is for old people
>>55902594
1 is fine. Everyone needs a one handed grip
2 this is awful. Your thumb cannot sufficently cover or manipulate your screen. Cab't really use multitouch justures well. If you are going to use two hands there are better options
3 seems pretty bad
4 best two-handed grip. easiest manipulation
>>55902594
Surely 1 is the only way, unless you're typing or playing shitty smartfone games.
2 & 4 are for old people and those over 50 who only recently found out about mobile phones.
>>55903044
>phone too big
>durr
Probably a tablet
>>55903187
*phablet
>>55902921
I got my phone just a few months ago,and I'm not happy about it,I just use it for communicating with my sister,almost all the time I have the phone disconnected and I don't carry it around.
>>55902880
wtf are you talking about
>>55902594
1 but I tuck my pinky finger underneath the phone to hold it up better, I only use 3 when I'm typing
>>55903654
I do the same for 1 but I'm swype master race and dont need two hands to type
>>55902880
>>55903082
My nigga
2 master race
Its a big phone
>>55902594
When I am actually using it for something for more than 10 seconds? I turn it landscape and hold it like (3)
2 generally speaking, often use 1 when necessary or convenient
>>55902594
>infographic literally shows why 4 is the master race
>disgusting degenerate trash
ok kid
I cant be the only one
4
I don't use my right hand for touching it tough.
Only my left thumb.
Typing is the only exception.
>>55902594
normally 1
if nigger nearby 2
if doing some serious task 3
4 is for old people
If you honestly care how someone HOLDS THEIR PHONE you are autistic
>>55904277
>white hand
>>55904329
So do you use always the 2?
Right hand only dexterous master race.
1 2bh
>>55903881
fucking kek
>>55903881
Fucking hell.
1, but with the little finger below the phone.
>smarphones
>Falling for the digital jew
>>55903881
holy shit
>>55904437
Sorry if I blinded you with all this whiteness.
>>55902594
My left hand makes an L using index finger and thumb at the bottom left corner that surrounds and cover that side of the phone, behind the three fingers of my left hand makes a fist. My right index finger covers the upper side of the phone that I connect at the nail of my left index finger while my thumb operates the screen, the other three also does a fist, how retarded am I?
![smartphonefiets2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E8BFRZv.jpg "smartphonefiets2[1].jpg")
>>55903023
>>55903044
>>55904191
manlet/phablet/faget
the right answer is 1 obviously
pic fucking related
I inset the phone directly up my arse and navigate with my prostate
>>55903881
i dont get it
>>55904882
This, also while biking ofcourse
>>55902594
I hold it the first way except sideways.
>>55904191
For you
>go to imagefap for first time
>site asks which hand I prefer to fap with
>cantstoplaughing.jpg
I use a computer because I'm not a 15 year old.
>>55904882
>pic fucking related
>using your phone while driving anything
fast track to snap city
>>55902594
>he doesn't hold his phone with his pinky under the bottom of the phone for support
And people wonder why they always drop and shatter their phones smgdh
>>55902921
>implying you are not exposed to electromagnetic radiation at all times
IT'S 2015
>>55902594
>having a smartphone
keep sponsoring the jew
Normally I hold it like 1. But I cut the tip of my finger off a few days ago so now until it heals I'm holding it like 4. Does that mean that my iq has dropped? No. No it does not.
>>55902907
Found the Nintendo 3ds kiddie
>>55905850
Did you made your own computer with coconuts?
1 with left handed grip is the only acceptable option unless you are an Arab and write backwards.
Right hand should always be free to do other things like punching fools, holding a fork or maintaining a powerful grip on the steering wheel.
>>55905977
Your IQ certainly was low to begin with if you can't just swap hands.
>>55902747
Welcome to the club.
>>55906493
Well, actually, I do 1-handed, but I use my index finger to do stuff instead of my thumb. It's got better reach and is narrower, for hitting buttons better.
>>55902594
>>55902665
2 because it's a 5.5 inch. any smaller and it would always be 1
>>>/trash/
Also 2, but I have huge hands
>>55906991
We were talking about phones not dick size.
>>55902921
Chances are you're eating or drinking some shit that gives you cancer anyways. Hell, being in the sun too long without using sun block can do the trick.
>>55904882
I bet you have an imeme.
>>55902594
Depends on how im positioned.
4
>>55902594
Men hold it using 1
Women/manlets/fags hold it 2,3 or 4
>>55902594
Exactly 2
Using an LG G3 with manlet hands.
1 with my pinky resting along the front of the phone to cantilever it.
I don't use a phone to browse 4chan because I wouldn't have all my anime girl pictures to shitpost with
>>55902921
I have an old style phone. For emergencies.
People that are glued to phones in public, are re's.
>>55902921
Physics major here
You're stupid. Radio waves are unable to ionize therefore they cannot cause cancer.
UV rays and below cause cancer
Like gamma and X-rays
1 is very bad for your thumbs muscles.
Ergonomically 4 is the best but almost every person on earth does either 1 or 2.
>>55902594
>He has a goyphone
Holy artefacts Batman
>>55902594
0
I hate smartphones
>>55908755
just bc is non ionizing doesnt mean is 100% A-ok for irradiated tissue
Who /landscape/ here?
>>55902594
1 cause impossible to fap otherwise
>>55902594
>holding your phone vertically
this is why we cant have nice things
>>55903881
Kek'd
4, but i am trap.
>>55902594
Right now I'm 1. Sometimes I do it like two.
Am I the only one that I dont have a smartphone because of choice?
>tfw 27 and stubborn
>>55908937
The fuck. How do you even type using your thumb?
>>55906991
Fucking pleb with small hands, 1 with 5.7 inch screen
>>55910025
>flag
Must be an economic choice
Im 4 come at me
4
Tell are you black or white?
>>55908755
maybe not cancer but microwaves heat tissue and high power radio waves will kill you if exposed, its why you dont stand infront of radar dishes, long term exposure like we get from cell phones hasnt been studied because wea re the first generation to have them en mass
>>55902594
Actually, I don't know why you're being blatantly ignorant to the image you posted. It's depicting the tension caused by holding muscles poised to tap.
>isometric tension
4 is the only healthy method. I do 1 to surf, 3 to type, and 4 to scribe. I don't know what the hell 2 is.
