AMA
i ask you to bomb the shit out of syria
>>55903838
Can't do it but i wish my governmant will
Which one of these girls do you like the most?
>>55904900
The one with the hair
>>55902479
Are your grandparents holocaust survivors?
How do you feel about the fact that my Grandpa supported the NSDAP?
>>55902479
Why do you like to mutilate dicks (aka "circumcision")?
>>55904900
Yukari, obviously. I mean, Ran is best touhou because she's pretty, loyal, cute, can cook, and has fluffy tails, but if Ran loves Yukari so much there must be something great about her.
>>55905224
Really don't give a shit, but how YOU feel about it anon?
Do you support the GLA?
>>55905294
I'm not qualified to circumcise penises
>>55905553
Who dis? I tried searching for it on google and all i get is a type of mercedes
>>55905696
http://cnc.wikia.com/wiki/Global_Liberation_Army
>>55905819
Really never heard of it. We never speak about it here and i never heard of it over the internet untill now. Sounds like another wannabe terrorist organization
>>55902479
Am i a good goy?
>>55902479
Do you like living in israel?
>>55902479
How do you feel about the fact that the Israeli false flag of 9/11 is destroying the world as we speak? Everything that is happening now can be traced back to that one event, an event completely shrouded in mystery.
Bin Laden din do muffin
>>55906036
I will let santa decide about that
>>55905553
MY TANKS ARE FULL!
>>55906007
>Sounds like a group of freedom fighters that I fully support
FTFY
>>55906007
who are the biggest celebrities there? who are the cultural icons?
Im going to wait silently in this thread until the israeli poster who hates frogposting and always tells everyone to go back to reddit, shows up.
>>55906007
It is from an OLD ass game series, it used to be a pretty good RTS.
Avoid the new games, Play Generals & Generals; Zero Hour, Red Alert and Yuris revenge.
>>55906066
Yep. People are pretty cool. Low criminal rate and the governmant is relatively good. of course we are surrounded by islamic states and wars and everything but we are pretty chill about it
>>55902479
is "Toffee and the Gorilla" a real show?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RY83mAr5uA
>>55902479
When will you guys take the temple Mount back already? I don't give a shit about all this other terrorist shit, I just want Israel to man up
>>55906007
its from a computer game you moron.
>>55906080
what do you mean by false flag?
How is tourism in Israel? i really want to see the Dead Sea and some other shit like the Dome Rock and stuff.
>>55906080
How does it feel being on the side of the muslims destroying everything your ancestors created?
>>55906168
we have Bar Refaeli which is a top model...about culture, well..it depends because people like defferent type of people. for myself i can say that some singer from the past are really got to me culture wise. if you would like i will share some youtube links to their songs (its in hebrew tho)
>>55906403
Go ahead and visit if you're not afraid to be stabbed when a wild muslim appears ;^)
Can a white guy move to Israel?
>>55906325
Haha i think i saw it once. nope, satire..
What is having walls like?
>>55902479
y u love money?
>>55906329
me too brother me too.
>>55906554
Bar is old now
>>55904606
>>55903838
Israel already is.
>http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/08/deaths-reported-israeli-air-strike-syria-golan-heights-150821173503660.html
>http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/22/world/middleeast/israel-syria-airstrikes.html?_r=0
>>55906601
Sharp objects entering my body and draining vital fluids and damaging vital organs is not high on my list of shit I want to experience.
Any chance you guys could like... remove the kebab a bit faster?
>>55906403
>>55906601
We have a lot of tourists there desu, but i can't really seem to understand why. maybe because of all the hype they are doing about israel or maybe because i'm just used to it.
desu i want to visit Canada or the USA for christmas once to feel the atmosphere of this holiday
>>55906774
We can't do that without our greatest ally's permission.
>>55906554
yeah, i'm half. send!
who are like, the big figures there? the most talked about or admired people? i.e. here, it's bill gates or warren buffett or brad pitt, etc. etc. occasionally some athlete.
>>55906833
There's lots of historical stuff. And from the videos and pictures Ive seen, Israel looks like a neat place.
>>55906731
>>http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/08/deaths-reported-israeli-air-strike-syria-golan-heights-150821173503660.html
This isn't Bar Refaeli.
>>55902479
What do you think about Etiopian immigrants to Israel?
>>55907048
Pretty sure they've been secretly sterilizing them.
>>55907048
We treat them like trash so hopefully they'll stop coming.
Since Israel doesnt have proper normalized trade with neighboring countries(and most of them have wrecked their economies anyway), and thus has to bring goods from further away, everything is more expensive here.
In terms of corruption, the government is more corrupt than most european governments, especially its regional instances like town mayorships etc..
We have a lot of orthodox jews who spawn kids by the dozenz and dont want to become part of the modern world/work.
We have Israeli arabs who dont let their women go to work.
Our metropolitan transportation system is shit, we dont have subway systems, almost not buses operate during the weekand or holidays and buses in general are not frequent enough.
On top of all that car taxes are 100%.
Our neo liberal government has been slowly but steadily wrecking the welfare state while creating private monopolies owned by neo israeli billionaires.
As a result(I think), society is slowly fragmenting and all sorts of groups are becoming more felt(like different ethnic groups, gender issues etc..).
Our entire region is constantly revolting or waging war...
>>55906325
lol I love how the comments are disabled so no one will tell the viewers that it's a satire sketch.
>>55906632
Depends on many things. do you want to live there? usualy the country accepts jews because muh jewish state but it won't hurt if you try
>>55906673
are you a homeless person?
>>55907165
Also, as you can see through OP's posts, our education system is failing(despite a huge amount of money being thrown at it).
How does a typical 21 year old Western male better himself?
>>55906677
actually to be very honest i don't like money at all. but i am doing my best to earn it because this is what will let me live better.
why do you not like money?
What does the future hold?
>>55906774
you won't get stabbed.
>>55907368
i like it but i dont worship it or have a gold coin bag necklace
>>55907019
not sure why it changed "desu" to "desu" but ok. yeah we have some historical stuff and if you are interested in these stuff it may actually be fun to visit i guess
what happened to the 3rd intifada? or 4th or 5th w/e
>>55902479
How did you GD's get your own country?
>>55907113
>>55907122
I guess it is only natural to hate blacks.
>>55906869
https://youtu.be/utNHIPltEjY
Um....i'm actually not sure we have some great figures. the greatest figures are politicians probably and i'm not so into politics.
tell me if you want more links
>>55907165
in the absence of goy, the jew will jew the jew
>>55906449
How am I on the side of muslims you fucking kike?
>>55906379
same ol same ol
https://web.archive.org/web/20151116030750/http://www.timesofisrael.com/in-france-defense-experts-see-parallels-to-israel/
>>55907165
>As a result(I think), society is slowly fragmenting and all sorts of groups are becoming more felt(like different ethnic groups, gender issues etc..).
Why would that follow from increase in cost of living? It's more that western craziness is slowly bleeding into our culture, gender was never a problem before the internet, gays simply stayed in the closet.
>>55907048
i dont mind the ethiopoan people because they are nice. but the other shitskins like the sudani peope can get the fuck off
>>55907749
This isn't true, maybe only in Petah Tikva(a city)
They're very accepted here and people try and be sensitive to them most of the time, afraid they will think they're racist - kind of like people treat blacks in America because they used to enslave them 150 years ago.
>>55902479
Do you support open borders for Europe?
Do you support open borders for Israel?
>>55905696
>>55906007
Millennial detected.
Underage b&.
Why is your cpuntry so terrible?
>>55902479
is Psytrance still big down there?
>>55907564
Wordfilter
F a m. Senpai
T b h. Tbh
S m h. Smh
>>55907909
Its not because of an increase in the cost of living but because of privatization.
Seems kind of natural that if you remove most forms of collective responsibility the feeling of being on your own and everybody for themselves will increase.
This leads to every different group having to now look out for itself and segregate itself while working to get what IT wants as oppose to working with everyone else to improve the entire state.
>>55907424
more islamic states
>>55907568
currently happening but the arabs failed miserably this time because we were prepared for it.
>>55907733
guess we deserved it
>>55907867
Because you support muslim propoganda. Muslims love saying they didnt do 9.11 cause then the US is pure evil while they can keep being the eternal victim.
Ill see how you or your children feel when you are swamped with muzzies, having to surrender to their pressure and desires.
Keep on spreading their lies and propoganda. 1.5 billion muzzies cant be wrong, right...
Maybe goyim ARE dumb and deserve muslims taking them over...
>>55908339
>>55908273
>>55908140
>>55908131
>>55902479
Jews
you've already ruined your own lands
>>55902479
How often do you see an attractive Jewess in your daily life? How does the woman in >>55906325 rank against Israel's natural beauties? Is plastic surgery as common among Israeli celebrities as it is in America and Europe and East Asia?
>>55902479
how much did your proxy cost?
>>55908036
we can't have open borders here because arabs.
i once traveled to europe and the no-border agenda was pertty cool. i wish it will be the same here but it will probably never happen
>>55908059
was it ever?
>>55908082
thanks
>>55907020
I know, it's Shlomit the future of Israeli models
>>55908036
Its in Israel's interests for Europe to stay white and to become more nationalistic or at least more aggressive towards none europeans.
Europe's pussified attitude is also responsible for their current love of mudslimes and them aceptoing mudslimes into their countries.
Any decent European who understands the threat of these savages has all the reasons in the world to support Israel.
Once Europeans remember that Life is a struggle of life and death I am sure Israel and European countries will become very friendly again.
That is If europeans wake up before their countries are full of shitskin mudslimes.
>>55908460
pretty sure it is as common as everywhere else.
israeli girls are half cute half baboons.
>>55908516
Change starts locally.
I believe in you, greatest ally.
After all, why should only the West benefit from multiculturalism? :^)
>>55908573
Of course. Israel has a relatively big psy trance scene. Are you even Israeli or do you simply never leave your basement?
>>55908823
nice, Psy it's my favourite electronic music genre. which style it's favourited atm?
whats your favorite color you long nosed serpant fuck?
>>55908131
I haven't anecdotally felt anything like that to be honest. The military still remains the paragon of collective responsibility, and there's still the feeling that we should be looking out for each other especially in light of the recent terrorist attacks. Many older people become apolitical and decide to fuck the state because it's currupt and not worth saving and cost of living etc etc. I just hope things stay that way and don't become corrupt by SJW bullshit in my lifetime.
>>55908720
>Change starts locally.
Indeed m8, indeed.
>>55907122
I'm Ethiopian and this hurts my feelings
Racism is not welcome in Judaism ashkeNAZI
>>55902479
Is the Israeli star really a skewed version of the star of Baal?
>>55902479
Why is your masterplan working on me? Why do I want a jewish wife and a chest full of shekels?
>>55908905
I have no idea since i dont like it that much.
>>55909115
In fairness they'd receive the same treatmed if they were white. Poor immigrants make life worse for the locals.
>>55909115
>Implying that when Russians came in the 90's they weren't treated 10 times worse than Ethiopians.
>>55909424
probably not but honestly i have no idea.
>>55906833
fucking weeaboo
>>55908273
Don't talk bullshit. the stabbings and current situation are nothing like an intifada.
>>55908374
Its not some blind muslim propaganda you idiot the whole 9/11 truth movement is made up of white Americans.
Typical Jewish behavior, acting ignorant.
>>55906738
That doesn't count. It only works in context so vague and foggy as "Israel attacked Syria"- and no one will stop to ask what and how.
The occasional shipment of AA missiles or weapons for S.Lebanese border, both of which has absolutely no effect on the fighting in Syria, that gets bombed can only be attributed to propaganda and disinformation when spoken in context of "Israel assists the rebels&Co." or "Israel bombs Assad".
Do jews in general respect poland/polish people? Considering your prime minister is polish and poland was the jew capital of the world.
>>55907825
Well that's nice
>>55911573
Yes
Our PM isn't Polish though, like your Prez isn't Kenyan
>>55906673
feels safe
>>55912038
Literally half-polish
>>55906007
Youngin detected
>>55902479
Does everyone have to get their DNA checked and be pure jew in order to be a citizen?
Shalom MF, my name is Shlomoshekelbergman Stein.
have jew received the holohoax reparation yet? I received right now, oy vey, so many shekels to me!
Oy gevalt, what are the goyim doing here? Have jew paid for your crimes white monsters nazis sexists antisemit? Hoooo muh holohoax!
Believe in Israel and in the merchants, se are your best friends.
Dont shut this down, this is for the goy!
>>55912359
>Ashkenazic
>Polish
Everyone's playing checkers but I've been playing Chess for years
Nazi germany flag? I did nazi that coming! Did jew?
>>55912960
lmao no, it's enough if you have a jewish grandfather/married to a jewish woman or man/have jewish relatives that arent super far relatives from 500 decades ago(if your family isnt jewish atm)
we also have a lot of christians muslims and druzes here
>>55911073
Yeah, ignorant paranoid traitors playing into the hands of the enemy.
As a member of God's "Special People", do you ever look in the mirror and wonder why you were blessed with such fine genetics?
Dont jewish your führer was hot like me.
Dont jewish your führer was hot like me.
Dont jew
Dont jew
>>55914039
I never understood this argument. What if that's what god finds attractive? Who's to say his idea of beauty is the same as America's?
Seems a little ignorant to assume, don't you think?
>>55915492
Then he has shit taste.
>>55915890
Again, according to who? You and your obviously bias idea of beauty? Who's to say the American idea of beauty is Universal?
Really living up to your name.
>>55916120
Fuck off kike.
>>55916120
Shut the fuck up Trudeau. I hope a muslim beheads you.
>>55916375
Not even a Kike, just pointing out how laughably arrogant the whole "lel ef joos r choosen peple den y dey ugly?" argument is.
Also, I don't think you're one to talk, tripfag.
Why are you such an attentionwhore?
also,
>google AMA
>it's a reddit term
why am I not surprised
>>55904900
diaper on head
>>55902479
what's the next evil thing your people are planning to do after you did in paris ?
what's the next target?
>>55905312
>>55917253
Good taste
>>55917253
Multiple JIDF detected ITT
>>55904900
>>>/a/ or what ever
>>55917990
Touhou is /jp/, Newfag.
>>55907825
Damn that was surprisingly good
תפרסם עוד כפרה עליך
>>55911073
fuck off ahmed go explode already
>>55906632
How old are you?
If you are under 21, you will get drafted.
The IDF is a great place to start, if you want to live here. You'll see what's what very quickly, and they will help you greatly.
>>55906325
they showed me this in school desu senpai
>>55902479
Do you think the entirety of the promised land should be an ethnically cleansed Jewish state?
>>55907733
By hard work, a lot of money invested, and over 60 years of constant war.
>>55908036
Do you support collective suicide?
>>55907825
dem glasses tho...
>>55912960
If you, or anyone in your family 3 generations back is/was Jewish, you get automatic citizenship.
>>55914039
The only reason we stayed as one nation throughout history is the hatred and resentment of everyone around us.
Its like one of the rules of the internet:
The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
>>55906194
I'll summon him
שמעו, כל הכבוד לכם על הסבלנות והרצון לענות להם על השאלות
כבר מזמן התחלתי לקלל אותם בלב בלי סיבה
>>55905696
>he never played zero hour
>>55906232
BASED
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>>55908040
this
