Things you can say about ISIS, but not your girlfriend
They put out a lot of head
>>55901086
Beautiful
they exist
>>55901086
>they have an explosive personality
when there's blood it's more fun
"isis is harem"
muhammhed mmxvii
>>55901144
I know who this "John" in your contacts list is
They like to do bad things on video.
You need to shave your beard
>>55901086
Atleast they will move down to New Orleans with me
They should probably shave
They are representative of all Islam.
They love to surprise me
>>55901086
they'd let me explode all over their faces
Getting stoned is like a hobby for them.
>>55901086
They exist.
>>55901086
They suck cock.
I've found videos of them on the internet doing some nasty stuff.
>>55901086
>Things you can say about ISIS, but not your girlfriend
They are a terrorist organization that operates in the middle east and is known for crimes against humanity.
>>55902084
>this fucking guy
They would die for me.
They're American.
Stop giving me head.
They aren't afraid to try new techniques on camera
I wont beheading home tonight
>>55901086
Believes a woman should be chaste and loyal to her man.
They would love to blow me
They've got a passionate personality.
They're not crackwhores.
>>55901402
underrated
>>55901086
They're prepared to go the extra mile.
>>55901086
Sup faggot
ISIS didn't stop loving me and didn't go for a cute blonde boy, completely throwing out nearly half a year of interaction and caring for each other in the trash and forgetting about it. ISIS didn't do that.
>>55901086
Is that fat, or are you just wearing an explosive vest?
>>55901402
Nice.
>>55901086
They might blow me
>>55901086
They're real
>>55901323
They don't fuck niggers behind my back
They can operate quietly
They follow the commands of their holy book.
>>55901240
>refugee detected
They complain when they go to Paris
>>55901086
They might both be a little bonkers, but the ISIS know a pest when they see one.
>>55903203
This and only this.
>she doesn't like the taste of precum.
Fucking useless cunt.
>>55903573
Weird. Most girls are fine with the precum, its what comes after they don't like.
I would probably fuck their sister
There aren't a lot of black people in it
>>55901086
>they're not really Muslim
>>55904033
underrated
They're always willing to get explosive and experimental with an older German woman
>>55901323
>>55901086
They live in Europe
>>55901323
>>55901086
They talk to much in their snuff videos
>>55905275
Your girlfriend talks an acceptable amount in her snuff videos?
They're a terrorist cell that follows the teachings of the Koran.
They'll play with you on your PS4.
Rape is ok,
>>55902774
Yes they are
>>55905639
going for the win
>>55901323
God damn it, beat me to it.
