*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
That's all it takes for this British man to break down your door. "Give me one reason why I shouldn't shoot you in your stupid kaffir head."
What do?
Rape him
>>55893198
surely you meant
>BONG
>BONG
>CRUMPET
I'VE ALREADY PAID THE JIZZ TAX THIS MONTH
WHY ARE YOU HERE
offer him young goat preferably male
>>55893409
Kek
>>55893198
THAT CAN'T HAPPEN, THEY HAVE STRICT GUN CONTROL LAWS.
>>55893198
I have an axe in my livingroom. If someone tried to break down my door, I'd split their skull the moment they get it opened. I really don't see the problem.
>>55893198
insallah brother
Wait I didn't get to watch this week's One Punch Man yet
Fellate him to death.
>>55893198
go ahead. im wearing a nanosuit that can deflect 50.cal bullets.
>>55893519
/thread
>>55893198
>"Watch out I'm full of organs!"
Post
>A muslim man is about to murder me but #NotAllMuslims and #TerrorismHasNoReligion
on twitter and get shot in the face.
al-qeqq,
>>55893811
Actually, the nanosuit wears you.
>>55893519
"GIVE ME ONE REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T PUBLICLY DECAPITATE YOU WITH THIS PAPER CUT OUT OF A KNIFE!"
>>55893198
B-but I voted Labour!
Y-you're a moderate m-muslim aren't you?
I like foreign food!
David Cameron told me that not alll m-
(sound of gunfire and snackbar shouting)
>>55893198
Just say "there's only one god and muhammad is his messenger".
Also if read this post, congratulation, you're now a muslim.
pic somehow related, where's Charlie ?
>>55894239
that's the old soviet design, modern suits don't wear you, you wear them.
>>55894469
i win
>>55893198
>surrender
>get shot
>>55893627
You make it clear to us all that you don't have a clue how it is to have a gun pointed to you with death threats
>Be you
>Too much tv
>Too much porn
>Aspergers
>Unable to think rassional
>>55893198
Oi m8 djew go' a loicence fuh tha' plahstic knoife in yuh 'and?
>>55893198
Oh Mohammed, its you! Why didn't you knock?
Come on in, all of my white girlfriends are just dying to meet you
>>55894502
Nanosuit soldiers have to be skinned alive in order to have it removed. It's based on some crazy alien shit and slowly grows into the wearer. In the book, Prophet kept his nutrients in check by having his suit suck biomass out of the dead.
>>55893198
>not collecting yizia
Shoot him with my shotgun?
>>55894846
that's just some stupid shit the idiot writer of doctor who came up with.
Everything after crysis warhead is non-canon.
>>55893198
Apologize for systemic racism and then check my privilege
Send my German Shepherd on then use my hunting knife on him
Nice beard, bro
