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Get in here, Ausfags! It's almost time for bingo!
Watch with us:
>http://www.abc.net.au/tv/qanda/join-the-discussion.htm
>http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/qanda-live-stream/IV1581H042S00
Tonight's Panel:
>Christophe Lecourtier - French Ambassador to Australia
>Christopher Pyne - Industry, Innovation and Science Minister
>Kate Ellis - Shadow Minister for Education and Early Childhood
>Nick Xenophon - South Australia Independent Senator
>Andrew MacLeod - Former UN Official
>Holly Ransom - Entrepreneur and Youth Advocate
Don't forget to tweet along using the hashtag #qanda for comments, and add @qanda for questions. You can also add #factcheck on if you think something sounds suss.
Gonna need a ticker-offer tonight, the stream is still fucked half the time when I watch it. Would appreciate a volunteer.
Get ready for tonight to be about nothing that was originally planned and all about France. The ambassador looks to be a last minute addition to the line-up for this purpose.
>>55882309
>>Holly Ransom - Entrepreneur and Youth Advocate
She'll defend the mudshits to her last breath, calling it now
>>55882472
At least one of them will tonight, sure of it. Every debate about ISIS always turns into a "not all Muslims" thing.
I would pay good money to fuck kate ellis's tight commie pooper with my patriarchal cock
why so dead thread?
>>55882859
Hasn't even started yet
>>55882859
Been an interesting week so far, everyone's too busy shitposting to make time for bingo.
>>55882859
Been dead for a while now m8
>>55882989
True shitposters always make time for bingo
Is Christopher Pyne gay or can a straight man really be that effeminate?
>>55882790
This.
Rev up those rage folders
What the fuck was that question?
Adelaide: the Paris end of Australia
>Christopher `Asbestos` Pyne
Excellent.
>>55883072
Gotta speak slow for the foreigners to understand you.
Muh religion of peace.
Will they get a ISIS terrorist to ask a question this week?
>no conservatives on panel
>>55883098
Wish we could send photos to qanda...
Is the ambassador gonna drop his spaghetti and let something anti muzzo slip?
Lets see how low we can go this week
ello ello la cunts
mirin beard tbqh
>Adobe Flash Player
Its 2015 ABC!
That beard.
bit late, so what has it been so far? Terrywrist? Multi-culty?
Someone doesn't like French food.
>>55883191
Dude looks like a fucking garden gnome tbqh
>it's a muslim episode
>>55883194
walking on eggshells before someone drops the M-word
>>55883194
Neither
clappity fucking clap
The first one please
>UM ERR JEST UM C'EST LA VOI? TRES BIEN MERCOI
>MUH TONES
Leave him be.
tips hat.
i like his voice
>>55883146
If people said that on tv in the US, they would be mocked on the news the next day.
Since when does Pyne O Clean wear hipster glasses?
>tfw gonna miss the start of bingo night because of a late night bottle-o run
Every time lads
>>55883321
The struggle is all too real m8.
>>55883267
Thank you bingo qt
>all this muslim apologism
For what purpose?
>>55883398
No probs, mate. I like how there's always a lot of funny looking people in the audience.
this bitch needs a dick in her mouth
Q&A threads used to be bonza but they suck now.
I can't even get a chubby to the thought of plowing bingoanon any more.
Q&A is dead lads.
>>55883432
Just clap harder.
CLAP BAIT
>Terrorism cannot proficient where community is strong
How are we doing tonight lads?
>>55883432
Because nobody wants to be accused of anything - even though this has happened enough times that you think we could just ignore the same old tired point and just get on with the issue.
>adopted a 19 year old Muslim boy
Jesus
>Adopted a muslim boy
>At 19
Maximum overkuck
check at Holly Ransom's website and try not to choke on the synergizing, paradigm breaking, outcome-based conceptualizing.
http://www.emergentsolutions.com.au/
fuck this
everyone is so fucking brainwashed
>I adopted a 19 year old hakmed
>He wants to come to Australia
clappingtime.jpeg
>now what he wants to become
>an Australian
BRAVO WOOOO
>Every time me and my kin kill people others want answers from me
>WHY AM I BEING SO OPPRESSED
>>55883559
Also:
>19
>boy
Top kekaroni
>>55883559
>boy
>19
Pick one
>nothing to do with any religion
nah mate
Andrew Macleod is a pretty slick snake oil salesman desu
7/10 would hang
>>55883491
Been kinda boring this year. Been wishing Insight would pick up the slack with interesting political topics, but they're far and few between.
Although, tomorrow's Insight is about cyborgs. Neat.
Here's what I have so far. Kate Ellis is the qt.
>Killing people while shouting allah snackbar means you're not a Muslim
This fucking nigger m8s.
>>55883609
Right? What a faggot.
>>55883619
Hello Vincenzo
>>55883565
It's like I'm reading old Dilbert comics again.
>>55883660
NEET indeed.
There's no such thing as moderate Muslims
>"Moderate Islam"
>like jews
>>55883659
Im not partisan, lets just forget about me standing as a labor politician :^)
>>55883668
and muh democracy from pyne
>>55883565
We literally SV nao.
>>55882309
>>55882309
Mate I am too fucked already to entertain this.
That dickhead kebab from the project has sent the lefty cvks wild.
>implying there is a difference in muslims
if you follow the quran, you're a muslim.
>>55883668
Add 'won't someone think of the children'.
>Somehow everybody chooses what to hear
>>55882309
Hey how's your health mate? Better I hope.
>moderate islam
Ask a "moderate" muslim what the punishment for apostasy should be. Ask a "moderate" muslim what should be done to homosexuals.
>>55883720
Do you think she has a bush?
>lebs
>moderate
>or modern
>>55883757
That Mohammed was Muha-mad, you could see it brewing just under the surface.
Maybe we're in for an on-air suicide bombing lads and lassie.
NO TRUE SCOTSMAAAAN
>>55883775
Still kinda shit. Got my medical certificate in though, so I got three months off.
>there are no muzzos in Australia who support what happened
Pyne you little shit
>>55883793
Also 70% of the Muslim world believes in Sharia Law. Moderate Islam is a fucking myth. A Muslim is a Muslim.
>Stop asking us if we don't like terrorism in our religion
So do you think they're going to come out themselves, what do you think that implies?
I can't wait until Piney is PM
>>55883793
yeah, i can't understand this view. lefties seem to think if you aren't committing terrorism, that means you're a peaceful muslim
>>55883877
hmmmm
It's "allahu akbar", fuck
>>55883899
He'll be great for the memes to be quite honesty my familia.
>>55883755
>>55883730
Thanks m7s.
>>55883793
>mfw my boss is a moderate
In some ways I scream for help.
Are these fucks this delusional or are they scared of Muslim backlash?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents,_2015
>>55882856
looks a bit like a tranny m8
would obv. still fuck but just saying.
>>55883995
probably both
Where I can watch this from Europe and without flash player?
>le wrong teachings
this educational framework is based on what their god told them, not what some teacher in syria is saying
>extremely rare
>>55884066
someone help Croatiabro
>far right party is evil
>far right party is rising
Jesus christ, neck this fat cunt.
>muh gays
>>55884098
R A R E
A
R
E
>gay FUCKING men
>The rarest unicorn pegasus in the mid east
>How are we going to screen them and protect ourselves
>SO ABOUT THOSE REFUGEES, THEY"RE ESCAPING
ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION
>>55884066
Proxy
>>55884067
When are we going to acknowledge the elephant in the room, that Islam is itself the root evil in the situation. I'm a lefty and I find it hard to believe that the LEFT are the ones defending a very conservative, authoritarian ideology and only the RIGHT are willing to condemn it.
>this is rare
>meanwhile the west has financial relationships with a country that executes women and apostates with beheadings
hmm...
The tweets seem pretty redpilled tonight.
>>55884066
i remember there was some streaming site don't remember the name though...
"how will you keep us safe"
>PEOPLE ARE REFUGEES YOU FUCKING SHITLORD CUNT
oh my god we are worse than sweden.
>>55884189
But that's racist :^)
which one of you fuckers was this
[TRIGGERED]
>>55884147
There are literally signs up in the Calais camp that instruct people to pretend to be gays in order to get accepted as reffos.
Would gay reffos constitute "Idenity politics"?
How do you do background checks when they dump their passports and ID?
QT QT QT!!!!
qt
>>55884257
Has Matt gotten triggered yet? He usually delivers.
>australia takes in 12,000 additional syrian "moderate muslims"
how many rapes will happen?
how many people will be killed?
Turkic/chinks in afghanistan?
>>55884257
Sarah Bath deserves to be enriched by a Rotherham gang tbqhwy
What was the question again?
kate ellis "oh but we will do security checks!!"
reminder one of the terrorists in france got into the country with a fake syrian passport
lol at how she talks. I don't even know what she just said.
>>55884400
Witnessed
How long until the white genocide of Australia?
I wish Hitchens were alive. He's just fucking start listing the percentage of people in Muslim countries that want to murder apostates (which is usually in the high 80s and low 90s)
im pretty sure europe can shoot the boats
>>55884487
With what? Smiles?
>>55884473
Peter Hitchens. His more based brother. Check him out.
>>55884473
This would be a good episode for his brother too.
Too bad savage disgusted him so bad he'd never come back
>lefties wanting to change what has kept our nation basically free from large scale terrorism
>Im le french man and le penne was a cunt
fuck off cunt, go get le keked
>>55884463
It's already happened. We're living in the latter stages. Look at any primary school in a metropolitan area and you'll find the majority of children are Indian, Chinese or some sort of half-Asian.
Eventually the Chinese will band together and finish us off like they did to the Tibetans. I can't wait.
>>55884516
>>55884537
>Christian
No thanks. substituting one imaginary friend for another isn't a solution.
>>55884556
i heard him say that he adopted a m_slim kid
>>55884588
>inb4 fedora
>>55884556
Lets be honest mate, that 19-year-old Muslims "boy" he adopted probably slipped it to his wife.
Nice speech moustache man.
Delivered like a true poet.
>GOON
>>55884588
Fuck off fedora edgelord faggot.
>>55884588
>part of the problem
>>55884573
i live in newcastle and its white as fuck here
its only a matter of time but i am going into politics and i will try to stop it though.
>>55884516
Peter hitchens is a sick cunt but no cunt cares about him, every cunt cared about christopher and would hang on to every word the based cunt said
no cunt wants anything to do with christianity
>Nuke the cunts
based moustache man
t-t-t-today junior
>>55884620
Thought I misheard... But yep.
>Thebarton theatre.
Shit, this is literally 200m from my house, why didn't I know about this.
>>55884588
literally Keked cunt
>>55884664
Gate crash it
>>55884658
Hey don't be mean to moustache man.
Jesus Fuck. It's like George Negus sneaked in.
>so-called Islamic State
I hate morons who parrot this shit. That's literally what it's called.
If america can do desert storm 2: the electric boogaloo, it would very surprised since they were spending about 2Bn a day in munitions.
>>55884644
newcastle here too, can i be your running mate?
>>55884664
>killing this panel
literally nothing of value will be lost
>>55884697
They're not really Islamic though
>>55884702
i will need all the help i can get but as you know, it shouldn't be too hard to get help in this town.
THE TERRORISTS ARE ASSETS NOT ENEMIES
>>55884680
I hate Muslims. I just also hate Christians. You're only one imaginary friend away from being an atheist yourself.
>>55884697
fucking george negus
>>55884647
Peter is right-wing, Christopher was left-wing
>>55883969
Oh mah god habbibi relax it was justa joke uleh.
>>55884725
wasn't really my plan, but thanks for getting me put on a watch list either way.
Kate Ellis' nasal intonation is killing me lads
>>55884782
They're both technically left-wing, actually. Peter identifies as a Burkean Conservatrive which (last time I checked) was like SW on the compass.
>>55883569
This I'm already irritated and I just started watching it
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SYRIA
I WANT THEM OUT OF AUSTRALIA
>Regime
Actually they hold elections.
we're gonna defeat isis with hugs and kisses guys
Good luck based Assad
>>55884809
m8 they're already spying on you
Might as well give them a reason
>>55884664
You missed your chance, anon.
>>55884764
>people would kill to have spies in behind enemy lines
>let's bring in spies behind our lines of defence
Fucking outstanding logic. No wonder the UN never gets shit done anymore.
>>55884815
just imagine it resonating against your balls
>>55884761
i know sharon claydon's parents, i'll see if i can get them to help me get involved with her office before i knife her
>>55884826
Fine, Christian/Conservative vs Atheist/Socialist
JUST
>Australia works best as a kek for other nations
feels really great mate
>>55884886
>some of you guys are alright
>>55884752
They're literally following the commands of Prophet Mohammed (PBUH). You can't get any more Islamic than that.
>>55884865
>NAWWW BIG BOOI LIT MOOII SEK UR CAWWWKKK
I don't know how I feel about this
http://tenplay.com.au/channel-ten/the-project/extra/season-7/what-isil-wants
discuss
Has any western leader come forward and said that trying to dethrone middle eastern dictators was a mistake?
The savages need an iron fist to keep them in line.
>>55883569
yup, this is just too much
>democracy is why The middle east is a shit hole
wew lad.
>>55884983
>The Project
Let me guess, Waleed Aly defending mooslims to the last breath?
>>55884826
Burke is traditional conservatism
>>55884910
exactly what i expect treasonous keks to look like desu
for as long as saudi arabia exists, so will terrorism.
>>55885028
It's him saying that the way to crush daesh is to bring all their supporters here :^)
>people still think the west cares about democracy in the ME
>>55885028
Waleed Aly is an expert practitioner of Taqiyya
>>55885028
I think he was upset about Richmond's draft picks
>we need a political solution
I'm sick of this fucking meme. ISIS DON'T LISTEN TO POLITICS. BUT THEY'LL SURE AS FUCK LISTEN TO A MISSILE TO THE FACE.
>>55885028
He was talking about how ISIS will claim any tragedy as their doing in order to make themselves look bigger than what they really are.
France strongly opposed because they were Iraq's main weapon supplier throughout the 70's-90's
>>55885047
k nvm I'm retarded and have glandular fever :'(
>>55885080
This.
This idiot literally thinks sanctions and negotiates don't happen. and of course france voted against the war with Iraq they were violating an internaitonal embargo to sell the Iraqis furniture.
Fuck this is all so sickening. Just makes you want to blow something up. I guess I see why ISIS does what they do :^)
>>55885100
this too.
>>55884766
I used to be an edgy atheist faggot like yourself. I still am atheist, but learning some history makes you appreciate how much all the good things about out culture have been shaped by Christianity. Only since the decline of Christianity have we let ourselves be fucked in the ass by waves of Kebab and their leftists enablers.
>>55885140
This.
Did I just hear "final Solution"?
Assad must stay in power. If you remove Assad then ISIS will win, dick head.
>>55884936
They are literally hijacking a religion that preaches peace and love. So called Islamic extremists aren't really Muslims and don't represent the views of the Islamic community.
Assad has done nothing wrong
>President Putine
make sure you pay close attention to the language that these cunts are using
>we need to embrace "real" muslims
unless we change the way liberals and the average dumb cunt thinks about immigrants from muslim nations, we are delving deeper and deeper into a western genocide.
I have a solution for you...
>it ain't me starts playing
>>55885140
So you're a weak and pathetic apologist too. Figures.
I thought we "warmed" to Assad wth
>Lets overthrow the goverment again
All these tweets
>Assad bad man burrrrr!
I miss when Mimi was on Q&A. That was a great one.
>>55885197
>They are literally putting sugar in their porridge. So called true scotsman aren't really scottishand don't represent the views of the scottish communities
:^)
I'm betting my house on that in 15 years Assad will be the next Saddam.
>>55885229
Yeah and Iraq violated every sanction put on it. I guess it's our fault for 'not negotiating enough'.
>EE-RAK
>>55885197
>defending the plagiarized teachings of an illiterate desert wanderer from 1300 years ago with a literal god complex
>defending theocratic fascism
>if your gonna do it, do it properly.
when will people just admit that shitty dictators who provide stability are better than instability which leads to anarchy, civil war and a breeding ground for extremism. Somalia, Libya, Syria, Iraq.
Why don't these cunts invade North Korea if there so concerned about democracy?
What business is it for western nations to get involved in Syria and in other conflicts? Fucking cunts.
>>55885276
>WOMD OMG
All of those things were done by the Americans.
They literally rebuilt the country.
Also no shit they want Assad out of power, he's a direct ally to Russia and Iran, so fuck off.
>>55885260
She was on Insight, not Q&A
>Build communities, build stability
>We never did that
He did not just say that right....
>france was a colonial force
>they deserve islamic terrorism
right?
girl on ecstasy
This chick is on pills look at her pupils
qt
>>55885273
You're lucky you don't have a house.
Assad is not the same self-indulged ego-maniac Saddam was.
>>55885392
>>55885395
>>55885409
I'd let her give me a gobby
>Trying to start small business with shitty tax laws
ye nah
Its south Australia, who gives a fuck apart from their wine and grapes,
>>55885364
Ah, that's right. They're basically the same though. But one doesn't have politicians.
>>55885395
Kids on disco treats too
Wait, why the fuck is there a kid in the audience?
God, it's so blindingly obvious this chick has never contributed to society anything but hot-air and sloganeering
How about they simplify the tax code and let people easily make businesses without the government fucking their shit in.
>>55885395
>>55885392
Ecstasymind
Also since Holly the yammerer slipped in education we've got bingo!
>>55885223
What does that even mean? Learn some history faggot. You're not better than your forefathers.
>Muh STEM shortage.
Yes!!! We need more Indians
>Label male teachers as pedos
>men do Stem the most
>Wonder fucking why there are no stem teachers
>The front fort
Get the fuck out, you know nothing about you are talking about and your world view is based on facebook facts.
>>55885542
>BINGO
Yay!
>>55885542
No u
>>55885544
>Queen loving, Britain obeying, god fearing people
I am better than that.
IT is the future meme is gonna leave alot of dumb cunts with worthless degrees desu
>>55885565
Is that Julian Morrow?
teachers these days are dropkicks
>>55885542
Bingo!!
that hour went quick
>Jizzrael
>>55885617
Yeah, I have the feeling we're gonna have a whole lot of little shits who want to be the next Zuckerjew
>>55885643
desu i find most older teachers retarded. younger teachers tend to be more well read from my experience
Muh Sumbarines!
>ywn have a beer with chris pyne
damn
>>55885102
No worries mate, can honestly say that's the friendliest disagreement I've had with someone on /pol/
Should we change our flag?
>>55885617
Some ((((entrepeneur)))) was already shilling for more visas for IT workers on the front page of the AFR today.
Isn't IT already fucked from 457 visas?
>>55885542
Yay!!!
>>55885686
Get ready for countless dating apps.
Is Sturt the Northcote of Adelaide?
>>55885711
He was on Kitchen Cabinet with Albo, he seems like on OK guy
>>55885699
>younger teachers tend to be more well read
what is your idea of 'well read'?
>>55885617
This. An IT degree is useful for fuck all outside IT. When all the IT jobs get automated or off-shored in the next 20 years, what the fuck are people with IT degrees going to do?
>>55885735
Just change it to the Eureka flag. The revolt should have won anyway.
>Submarines will save the economy
>>55885781
They can read emoji.
>>55885735
looks good but take out the hammer and dildo and replace it with an iphone
>>55885617
There's always been fuck-all IT work in Australia. Most computer science grads even today will only ever find relevant work in this country in a fucking call centre.
>>55885747
Yes. Atlassian has even come out and said that they want the 457 scheme to be uncapped so that they may recruit all of their employees from overseas.
>>55885815
i bet that's exactly what he thinks
>>55885762
You're behind the times mate, it's all about "Human backed AI assistants".
>>55885699
Quite the opposite for me. The best teachers I had retired while I was still in school or shortly after I left.
>>55885699
thats true but i know alot of people that are getting teaching degrees because they feel they need to go to uni and that it's the easy option the pre-requisites are very low aswell
people will be find in the coming years that there will be very few high quality teachers in primary and secondary schooling
The whole world economy is in shambles..
>muh technology
>muh submarines
ONYAANON
I'll bet Chris Pyne would love a face-to-face poling Tony.
>>55885686
well the idea that everyone should be a startup IT company is being pushed hard for the last 6 months lel
>>55885783
Eternal uni while making websites for local businesses cash in hand is what I do :^)
I don't know how you guys actually manage to watch Q&A. I've had to mute it so I don't smash the TV.
>Yanis Varoufakis
prepare Uranus folks
PAY DENBTS!
>tfw chris pyne isn't your dad
>>55885877
>commercialization of research
you know what that means, right?
>last QandA is next week
Soon I will be free...
>>55885831
>Be in IT
>Working as IT support for bumfuck nursing company (but it's only 15 minutes from where I live)
>Earning 45k
>Get hired by another company for a more specialized IT Support role
>Starting pay is 50k +bonuses
WOW! I'm 2 years into my IT career and I'm going fucking nowhere.
>>55885949
is this real life
my 0's say "It's 2015" will be be said
>>55885875
Lel, last time I looked you only needed something like a 65 ATAR to get into most teaching degrees. It's a fucking joke.
>>55885995
I just hope it's not another >Muslims episode
>>55885988
nobody with a brain is saying the IT sector isn't big and won't be getting bigger but this government and labor want to turn a generation into drones, working for foreign owned conglomerates.
>>55885988
>Starting pay is 50k
>waaa I can't have my silken sheets and my aircon going all night fuck the government
that's 20k on top of what I'm earning
>>55886048
depends if there's another terrorist attack
my money is on there will be ;)
As an Adelaidean, there is zero IT work here that isn't call centre bullshit.
In the past few mins they've shown tweets saying "right wing terrorists are killing people every week in the US" and "homegrown terrorists only develop because of how poorly we treat refugees".
IM FUCKING RAGING AT MY TV
>Yanis
Aww yis.
>>55886094
that's what baby boomers think is IT
>fix mer preinta m8
>>55886108
Yeah but Muslims actually are right wing, so that part is not totally incorrect
Thanks for coming tonight, mates. Looking forward to seeing you again next week for the last QandA of the year.
>>55886205
Thanks bingobuddy. See you then.
>>55886036
Teaching is basically brainless busywork and doesn't/shouldn't have a particularly high barrier to entry. If you've been through high school you'd know this.
There's also apparently a 5 year waiting list for new teaching grads to find a school with most positions being in the middle of nowhere so it's not a particularly great field to be in either.
>IT jobs
>Australia
Why does Q&A never have any one from the right? Some one with a opposing view to all the leftest bleeding Hart panelist that is on week after week.
I've stopped watching this show it's a fucking echo chamber for leftest propaganda.
>>55886181
That is indeed the great irony of the lefty-muzzie coalition. Muzzies are fash. Too bad they're mentally retarded pedos/goat fuckers who couldn't build a functioning society if they were offered a 1000 fresh virgins each.
>>55886341
thats racist
>>55886251
There's a huge difference between a brainless drone teacher (ie. the kind of mouthbreathers who get 65 ATAR's) and a well-educated, smart, motivated teacher. You'd know this if you'd been through high school.
>>55886251
Imagine the good old days with a bottle of Tullamore Dew in your top drawer, a smoke break every 40 minutes and a yard rule for beating the shit out of kids that pissed you off while the parents and faculty invariably take your side. Life would've been sweet.
Today, not so much.
>>55886398
>>55886473
Have you ever personally known a smart guy with a lot of potential who wants to be a teacher? I've never seen anything but dregs doing a teaching degree.
>>55886398
>a well-educated, smart, motivated teacher
Most of them start out that way then after a year or two learn that their job is going absolutely nowhere and that there's little for them to look forward to.
Teaching is ultimately a shitty career which lacks progression and variety. The children hate you and don't respect you, and you're forced to stay up late every night marking their tests without being paid for it. The only way up is either to become a unit co-ordinator or principal. Otherwise you're stuck doing the same shit indefinitely.
>want to become a teacher
Anons please.
>>55886646
I met some teachers like that in high school, but they were generally older. Teaching used to be a respectable profession once upon a time.
Now the only people who seem to go into teaching are people who failed at their first option in life and are using it as a fallback.
>>55886751
90% of young teachers I had in high school wanted to be the 'cool' teacher that everyone likes. Without fail they would find out after 2-3 years that none of the students cared whether you tried to act young and hip. The ones who got the most respect were the older ones (with a few younger exceptions) who were good at teaching and actually cared about students learning as well as being chill and approachable.
