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Why is Portugal the most unhappy place on Earth?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Happiness_Report
Because they've been so utterly destroyed by socialist policies that not even refugees want to live there?
>>55879389
Not culturally enriched enough, obviously.
why do scandinavians always say they're happy in these polls when they kill themselves so much?
They lack refugees and PoC. A diverse country is a happy country!
>>55879389
Not enough diversity
Because Spain-senpai doesn't give them attention-
probably because they're socialist and have nothing to do but eat fish watch futbol and wait to die
>>55879389
Because all happy people went to Brazil over the past 515 years.
>>55879389
They should be happier. They can do drugs!
>>55879744
Pittsburg is full of nogs.. my town has zero
>>55879511
because the unhappy ones tend to kills themselves instead of take hap penis polls?
>>55879389
Because age of consent is only 14
Not enough diversity :^)
Trust me, in Lisbon there's a lot of diversity. When I go there, sometimes I'm the only white guy in the subway.
>>55879389
Oh....yeah....
>>55880893
Lisbon anon here, this is true.
>>55879744
>>55880893
There's diversity in lisbon, but it doesn't spread outwards.95% of all enrichment stays in the capital. In Porto, where I live I see a muslim a week, often less.
Furthermore, we have a policy of importing native portuguese speakers and/or christians, so we've been getting a couple of slavs for every kebab that comes in
Pic related, migration in portugal
>>55880893
>>55880986
define white...
is it someone who cant tan in the sun?
>>55879389
Funny how the "happiest" countries are also the ones with highest suicide rates. Maybe the Portuguese people are the only ones not living in candyland. Maybe they don´t have to lie to themselves and to others about how happy they are, because they are perfectly capable of dealing with sadness. Perhaps we should be asking why countries with such serious problems and bad perspectives, are so happy. Being happy and okay with everything is the main problem of Nordic countries, don´t forget that.
>>55879389
Even the well educated get stuck in low paying jobs or stuck with no job. That's reason enough. The best life opportunity available in Portugal is a ticket out of the country.
>>55881215
Thanks Spain senpai have a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1a2BV9xq8Q
>>55881095
We have a lot of black guys and muslims in Lisbon. Also Chinese.
>>55879511
It baffles me as well, we probably lie to us self.
Largest consumers of anti-depressants we are
>>55881095
http://portuguesephenotype.blogspot.pt/
This is a good idea of the average portuguese. We consider ourselves white, but unlike people further north we need to have some ability to tan. We call englishpeople 'Beefs' (Bifes) because when they leave they look like a raw steak
>>55881215
Yeah, if you were hoping for a happy mentality that is not ours. We have this feeling that we had a great time in history (discoveries), that we endlessly dwelve into in class, but that is gone forever and that we won't ever be as good as that. It's like we know we are on a dying phase even when we are prospering.
Some portuguese music, notice how happy it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxf7dIUiP4w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrNLqYh9mkM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP4BnfUm0eI
>>55879389
They are bordered on all sides by the second biggest welfare queen in all of Europe. And they are the third.
>>55881328
;_;
>switzerland on #1
oy vey
>>55879389
Lack of fuckable women. Also spanish women are disgusted by portuguese.
>>55881298
cool flag
>>55881660
Really? Strikingly beautiful faces are much rarer there, and that tall long legged model body type is less common than in other countries, but Portuguese women tend to have some fine asses! Their faces tend to lack the standout traits of the most beautiful white people or the most beautiful Spanish people, but none of that would lead me to the conclusion you made. Would you elaborate? Maybe you know more than I.
>>55882326
RARE
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Portugual still has a lower suicide rate than Finland and South Korea though.
>>55882326
Portuguese asses you say?
I subscribe what this anon said >>55881504
>>55881660
We have lots of beautiful women.
We're just sad, more so than most countries, our most famous traditional music is sad music.
You can say it's because of a lost empire, or that it's just a trait of our people, we're usually more turned inwards, and to dreams and memories.
Lived in South Portugal for 11 years.
Great weather, beaches, good food and cafe/bar culture and you can smoke weed without getting paranoid (if you are a filthy degenerate).
The problem is low salaries and commie government but I'm going to move back there again next year.
>>55881095
Anyone in the R1 Hablogroup is "white"
>>55884575
Basically our country can only be enjoyed by english people and people from other countries of Europe with money, because here everythingis cheap in comparison.
Meanwhile we're serving them meals and expensives wines that we could never afford.
Not too salty but it kinda sucks, my country should be enjoyed by its own people
>>55884934
Hey Oldest Ally, we like it in Portugal due to how comfy it is and because we know you're, on the whole, pretty cool guys.
We welcome you here, but it's a shithole
Looks like that Poortugal Berniefag got BTFO.
It's just the way we are, reminiscing our days of greatness, we're melancholic and nostalgic, Fado embodies this. We always complain about everything.
>>55885048
We don't have any politician that targets corruption and banking fraud.
Who were you thinking about?
>>55879389
Because their main 2 parties are Socialist and Social democracy. Socialist Hell Hole
The few Portuguese guys I knew from online games are really angry and bitter about everything. They are great to talk to sometimes since theyre honest about what they think but they often scare people from my guild/clan.
>>55885330
>We always complain about everything.
I can confirm this, my family are constantly complaining about other people or how we are doing things.
>>55879389
Because they're fucked up like Brazil but they don't have huehue niggers to cheer them up.
Also degenerates.
>>55879389
A lot of people don't have enough money to live comfortably. They just "get by". This can be quite depressing. There is also a lack of "drive", of "purpose". A lot of people 30 and above are simply content in that mediocrity. This can be related to the fact that this older generation is not as educated as the current one.
Younger people, who are definitely not unhappy (yet), are very educated, but can't find jobs in their preferred fields, so they either work at some supermarket (and eventually become unhappy), or leave the country.
The country literally has too much educated labor. Professisions such as nurses can't find jobs, while other countries are desperate for them (see UK). Incidentally, Portuguese people that migrated to the UK and are now hard workers there are among the happiest people I ever met.
>>55881660
spotted the maricon
sex is the only thing keeping us sane
>Politics are beyond fucked
>The people are retarded and degenerate
>If you plan to study something "unusual" you'll find jack shit here
>Scenery gets old fast
>Capital is crowded by niggers
>Everyone is a literal poorfag
>Not Religious enough to be like based Poland and remove filth
>achieved nothing for the past 500 years
At least the food is good.
>>55883883
>bu-but muh empire! We used to be a superpower!
>>55884934
>Drinking expensive wines it's the only way of enjoying a country
>>55885330
>Fado
Who even listens to that shit, it is just a meme at this point.
>muh national treasures!
Fuck right off nostalgia faggots, take that attitude to the countries you will emigrate to.
>>55884575
Whatd you do for a living there?
>>55881215
This, all need a healthy dose of pessimism.
>>55886109
if he makes a decent living in a big uk city, he can come here and dont even need to work, as long as he saved up. people here earn much less, but the cost of living is also cheaper.
>>55886103
>>bu-but muh empire! We used to be a superpower!
Não disse isso, mas não deixa de ser verdade. Eu gosto do meu país. Mas é chato andar por Lisboa e ver que a maior parte dos restaurantes estão cheios de Camones e o bairro alto está cheio de meninos do Erasmus a curti-la com o dinheiro dos papás enquanto eu ando a contar os trocos até ao final do mês se beber umas cervejas a mais.
>Don't support the massive muslim migration waves
>Want to migrate to the UK myself once I finish my masters dissertation
feeling like a hypocrite desu senpai
>>55881504
>http://portuguesephenotype.blogspot.pt/
I'm surprised how many blonde and red haired people they are. Always pictured the Portuguese as swarthy types, like Ronaldo.
>>55886433
>go to college in evora
>we used to get erasmus people here
>now its only palops, a few brazilians, and people from poor asian countries (bangladesh, nepal, etc)
wtf happened
>>55879389
>mfw
>>55879511
What are you talking about?
#33 Finland 14.8
#35 Iceland 14.0
#50 USA 12.1
#58 Sweden 11.1
#81 Norway 9.1
#82 Denmark 8.8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvti6d48_do
>>55879389
We've been getting poorer every year
Also huge unemployment rates, specially youth unemployment
Other than that it's a nice place if you like sun, beaches and great food
>>55879389
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Happiness_Report
>>55887264
>Germany will take almost as many muslims this year as they were expected to gain in the next 15
>>55887264
it's unfortunate, but immigrants prefer to migrate to rich countries, so it kinda makes sense.
>Poortugal
>Pootugal
>Smalltugal
>Sadtugal
>Spaintugal
>>55887427
sad but true.
we get gypsies instead of muslims. they don't jihad, but they dont work like some muslims do, either.
>>55881072
That's a lot of immigrants for such a small country. Those numbers are very comparable to Canadian immigration stats.
>>55887098
Thanks for posting that in spanish. It was shit though.
Still Portugal is much lower than gooks
#87 Portugal 8.2
>>55886519
You don't really have much choice famm
Besides, you're not going there to bomb stadiums
>>55886555
nice trips
here's a qt portuguese blonde for you
>>55887427
well, there are two sides to every coin
>>55887496
Mark you're such a bitch.
>>55887676
Interesting.
I can't believe how poor portugal is after watching that ronaldo doc, almost looks like a 3rd world no offense.
>>55887516
the african countries listed come here because they are portuguese-speaking african countries, so it's "easier" for them to adapt to life here. same logic applies to the brazilians.
for some ungodly reason eastern europeans thought coming here was a good idea. the aveage eastern european worker in portugal (at least a few years) is an educated, beautiful, slav man who can only find a job in construction.
the chinese are a weird case. they are known over here for opening shops that sell everything from headphones to fishing gear to underwear in the same shop.
>>55887676
quem é essa?
>>55887516
and emigration is at 100.000+ per year, plus very low birth rates
>>55887904
>>55887962
to be fair you probably saw the poor part of Madeira island, even the part that showed brazil during the world cup looked worse
>>55888071
a few years ago*
>>55879389
One of the biggest (but certainly loudest) cunt in the EU is from Portugal. Perhaps the national shame over Borosso is making them so unhappy?
Because they are black.
why the hate senpai
>>55888072
uma pita random do instagram
>>55888267
delet this pls, we are tanned
>>55888267
>france
>white
>>55888267
that makes it look like we're letting northern africa cross the strait, but it's actually people from former Portuguese colonies coming over. they're pretty non-radical and a lot of them are catholic.
>>55879511
Because all the unhappy ones killed themselves.
>>55879389
> we fucked up the past
> the present is dire
> the future looks grim
Welcome to Portugal, where we saw it coming all along and could do nothing to stop it.
>>55888718
>could do nothing to stop it.
We could have not been retarded.
t. Alberto Barbossa
>>55888718
Why are you so sad dad?
Look at your kids, all of them are bandits or drug users.
You send apes to live with them.
You stole their resources.
And when everything was over you still fucked yourself up.
Why did you let things get like this dad? Why?
>>55879389
>Why is Portugal the most unhappy place on Earth?
Not complicated. Country is poor, govt is incompetant, food is mediocre, dope is expensive, women are bitches, jobs are scarce.
>>55890219
agreed on almost everything, but the food is reallytgood in some regions. mostly the madeira island.
tell me a country where women in general arent bitches and ill "refugee" myself there though
>>55890219
>food is mediocre
Who are you gonna call today? Taco bell or Pizza hut? Or good ol' McDonald's?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIt2CdbBo_w
>>55890219
>food is mideocre
Guaranteed replies
>>55879839
So much this. How do you guys manage to be so happy despite all the shit that happens? I have a BR friend whose brother died, the next day she was singing telling me that her brother wouldn't want to see her crying. ;_; fug
Portugal is always unhappy, even when things are okay we're just unhappy people. Just listen to our music.. Even the sound of our language is sad..
We're always looking at old glories, always rooted in the past... We never look forward into the future and that's why
>pic related, PT q3.14 patootie
>>55879389
Why? Because they are niggers but because they live in Europe already they can't join their brethren as refugees in superior nations like Sweden England France etc.
We are so apart from the rest of Europe. You really don't realize how lonely a person can be in the interior until you've been there.
Alentejo and Bragança probably being the biggest offenders.
>>55889797
blame the spanish
>>55891242
We are christians. Probably more than you, Mohammed.
>>55890219
>food is mediocre
>>55890933
fofinha/10
>>55891242
we're white though. the only blacks coming here are palops who want to be ruled by portuguese rulers again
>>55890219
>food is mediocre
>says Mr. McDiabeethus
All I know is that removing mandatory military for our youngs was a big mistake... For my fucking luck, that meant I was able to skip entirely my military training.
I've been a 4chan shitposter most of my life.
>>55879389
Ummm socialism.
Pretty much anywhere with socialist policies = extreme unhappiness. Unless you are like Denmark and can afford to give everyone happy pills
>>55891524
>>55891384
My poop is not just more white than you but more Christian as well you delusional niggers.
>>55890219
>>55890483
>>55890610
>>55890907
>>55891461
>>55891545
now /pol/ knows how to trigger the country
>>55881072
>niggers are at least 1% of the population
>>55879389
este tuga parece tar feliz
http://www.sabado.pt/mundo/detalhe/fabio_pocas_mato_qualquer_um_que_lute_contra_o_islao.html
>>55891825
What, just pointing out that Portuguese food stinks? What is your food anyway? Pancakes and rice? It's not like anyone has ever heard of "Portuguese food" kek bet a million it is Spanish food.
>>55891755
>white
no
>christian
yes
>>55890219
dope is quite cheap actually, cheapest in western europe by far
thanks morocco and closest port to south america
>>55891242
>>55891755
>>55892143
you're trying too hard, calm down Mohamed
>>55892143
acalma-te Sven, é hora de preparar o Ahmed ;^^)
Because they are not white and they know they are as poor as a latin-american country.
>>55892440
Stop speaking Mexican you nigger.
>>55892547
Kek, ahmed have you called to the new terrorist line to snitch your neighbor?
>>55892143
>says portuguese foood stinks
>eats rotten fish in a can
>>55879389
I was in Lisbon last year.
>food sucks
>ugly people
>crappy streets/roads
>smells a bit
>traffic is absolute chaos
I give it a 4/10
>>55892864
>going to Lisbon
serves you right
>>55892864
>goes to shitty restaurants with cheap food
>bad food
We have some of the best cuisine in the world. This said from top chefs. I've some friends from Sweden and England and they all love Portuguese food.
>>55890219
that's like the few things were good at and you're saying that our food is mediocre? that's why were sad
>>55893001
Yeah probably. I forgot to mention the damn gypsies everywhere, is it normal to have gypsies following you at every street corner?
>>55879744
>>55879920
pittsburgh is the biggest whitest city. as in, there isn't a whiter city that's bigger than pittsburgh, and there isn't a bigger city that's whiter than pittsburgh
and the nigs there know to stay in their own neighborhoods
>>55893094
>gypsies
Those were the Portuguese people bro... The others were tourists.
>>55893094
Where have you been to have gypsies following you? Kek
>>55893172
hi sven, have you prayed to allah (piss be upon him) today? or else i report you for being a neo-nazi
>>55893172
At least we don't have Muslims. Hnnng
>>55879389
Because we are goths.
>>55879389
Saudade
>>55893094
we don't have muslims, some minority has to fill that role m8
>>55893172
kek
>>55893213
>>55893334
There are gypsies everywhere in Lisbon. I drove with a taxidriver who rammed one of them on a bike kek and he began to talk about how they are infesting the city
>>55893094
God they're everywhere in Oporto. One day they had to barricade the restaurant I used to work in because they (huge family) refused to pay the bill.
>>55879795
this.
Portugal-kun is so kawaii, but Sbane doesn't like her
>>55893477
>taxidriver who rammed one of them on a bike
kek, knowing how taxidrivers are like over here I'm not surprised
>they're everywhere in Oporto
I've been living in Porto for 7 years and I am yet to see a group of gypsies, and I live in the city center
>>55893600
Gee, i wonder why. Getting their ass delivered to them through out the centuries, kek
Personally the migrants I like most in my country are hues and ucranians.
Hues are cheerful as fuck. Ucranians usually come with diplomas so they cause no problems.
>>55893754
We won at the end Portuga-kun
>>55893817
>ucranians with diplomas
>working in construction sites
What?
>>55893738
Perhaps because I lived in Carvalhos and worked at a restaurant but nonetheless I've seen more than one family come and go.
>>55893974
Yep. amazing isn't it.
>>55893974
that's a known fact, there were even some stories in the news about ukranian doctors that could practice medicine here so they worked in construction
>>55894036
city center has loads of homeless people sleeping and begging everywhere tho
>>55894157
couldn't*
All you had to do was industrialize and send the middle finger to London. You didn't develop when you had to.
>>55879389
This thing is 2012 though. I bet Portugal has gone up sens it's not being invaded by Muslims.
They have been dwelling on melancholy, sadness and nostalgia ever since they took to the Atlantic. It is now a cultural trait: they suffer, pine and long to their own past, while the present and future seem eternally bleak.
>>55893927
Obviously these Portuguese people are delusional, I suspect it is a self defense mechanism of theirs biological of man to keep them from killing themselves as we speak.
>>55879434
Thats actually true
>>55894287
>>55893927
>believing the delusional Spanish that lost power over us 60 years later
>being overpowered by a baker woman
Kinda unrelated but I've always liked Portugal a lot and the Portuguese people that I've met were all the best foreigners that I've ever encountered.
>standing there on the coast of the Atlantic, beautiful and peaceful, reminding us of the old power and glory that Europe used to have
>>55894287
I read that before. People tend to be proud of their past to face a shitty present and even worse future. Don't know why doesn't happen the same in Spain. Any past time was better they say
>>55880986
>Lisbon anon
>Orama !tgdgoDGkqc
Right.
Fishing industry is fucked during El Niño senpai
Most of those who aren't unemployed have to work a ton of hours for measly pay. Of course people are sad.
Corrupt politicians strictly following German orders on how to run this country can't help either.
At least we're a meme on /int/.
>>55894569
glad you enjoyed us, we are known of welcoming foreigners and erasmus students really like it here. Cheap booze hepls too
>reminding us of the old power and glory that Europe used to have
that's why we're sad
>>55879389
What is with america and his fucking though process that everyone has to be happy all the time.
Fuck man sadness and pessimism are part of a normal human psyche, you murricans are fucked up with all the drugs the pharmaceutical conglomerate is trying to feed you to make you nice happy puppets.
That search for happiness you guys are doing is whats driving so many people to depresion, because when they feel sad they feel that they don't fit in anymore with everyone else that has to be happy, wich in turn leads to more drug compsumption.
Hell Portugal is probably one of the better places to live because they don't try to be happy all the fucking time.
If you managed to be the last European nation to hang on to your global empire, and then had to give it up do to Communist dindus, you'd probably be pretty depressed too.
No wonder they are unhappy. Lots of Portuguese are moving to Angola because the job market there is better than in Portugal.
>>55892255
oh god hitler was so fucking right
>>55879389
>Revolutionists just give away our colonies, causing the people working in there to all come back to Portugal
>Close down local factories for whatever reason
>Wage so low, even if you work like a horse you won't see a raise
Why bother to strife for something when most won't amount to nothing?
I heard that Salazar wanted to shape this country akin to Swiss, not sure if it's true or not but if it was we would have at least some kind of worth now.
Everything's fucked.
>>55894904
I'm visiting your national park next summer :)
Gunna be so damn comfy
Portugal tem:
Uma classe baixa analfabeta.
Uma classe média inculta.
E uma classe alta castrada.
Deste todos o mais grave é o último.
dutchfag here living in Portugal 3-4 months past year (lisboa and algarve), some observations :
> Portuguese people complain alot, but unlike the Spanish they never seem to actually get angry and protest
>Very left-oriented. Lots of people are almost communist. I have to hide the fact I'm a successful business owner because I feel like I will get lynched sometimes
>People are very friendly and open. I have never really experienced any negativity, hostility or violence.
> They love to drink and get shitfaced often
>Portuguese food is A+ tier and they love meat and potatoes and also fish
> Girls have awesome asses, this is because literally every fucking city in Portugal is built on some kind of steep hill with loads of steps everywhere
> In general a very safe place with hardly any crime, at least from my experience. You can walk home at night in lisbon as a woman without getting raped or robbed.
I'm self employed and I come to portugal in the winter to escape the weather up north and rent AIR-bnb's. How to portuguese people feel about me living in your country for 3-4 months at a time?
>>55896445
>How to portuguese people feel about me living in your country for 3-4 months at a time?
don't care, you're bringing money :^)
>>55890931
>Mas se ergues da justiça a clava forte, verás que um filho teu não foge à luta, nem teme, quem te adora, a própria morte.
This motto is basically what guides us through tough times (of course, associated with parties, binge drinking and getting laid).
>>55879389
we're at a sweet spot that makes us extra sad: we're not rich enough to have all the things western culture makes us want in order to be happy nor poor enough that would make us grateful we're alive, have a roof over our heads and warm food
>>55896445
thanks for your input, it all checks out IMO
>rent AIR-bnb's
the building I live in has 3 or 4 apartments rented at airbnb all year, new faces every week. kinda cool actually
>How do portuguese people feel about me living in your country for 3-4 months at a time?
Whatever makes you happy, we welcome everyone that comes to enjoy our weather and food. Pls bring blonde dutch qts next time
>>55880893
Depends where you are in Lisbon. If you are in Amadora it is African as fuck, but if you are in nicer places in the center there really isn't that many.
In terms of Muslims I literally never see them. Portugal has lowest Muslim population in Europe.
Also as the other anon said it only seems to be in Lisbon there are Africans. I go to Castleo Branco and I have seen like 3 black people there.
>>55895082
There's a difference between being on a rollercoaster of emotions with ups and downs, and being on one where the only way is downwards.
>>55879389
ITT: Every Portu-kun states their field of work and how much they make per years.
We'll probably see that they're poorer than most of Western Europe and that will explain the unhappiness.
I just read not that long ago that professionals were leaving Portugal for Angola because life was better there and they'd make more money.
>>55881660
>>55882326
Sorry but this is bullshit I am a brit living in Portugal and there are fit women everywhere. There are barely any fatties. In female groups of friends here 9/10 of them are hot, with the same number of girls in Britain 1/10 would be as hot as the Portuguese girls.
You've obviously not spent much time in the country if ugly women is something you are going to say of it.
>>55896778
well I don't pay taxes here but I do pump a lot of money into the local economy I guess
>>55896923
>the building I live in has 3 or 4 apartments rented at airbnb all year, new faces every week. kinda cool actually
I usually stay long periods and then make a deal with the owners for staying 2-3 months.
>Pls bring blonde dutch qts next time
Will try.... although I like Portuguese women better, they can actually cook and still know how to look after a man :D
>>55895187
At least we're contributing to the bleaching of Africa.
yeah my grandparents and dad had to move out of the country to escape the socialists. Would really like to move back there and live in our villa and work the fields but your economy is shit and I barley speak the language. Food and Hash is A grade tho, hoping I can visit again next summer.
>>55897588
agree 100%
> maybe see 1 fat woman every month
> Even if a girl is a bit fat, they get fat in the brazilian way and its all in their ass
> Girls have much better sense of dress and act like ladies. I never see women with fake tan fighting outside a kebab shop or vomiting on the street.
>>55897943
> Girls have much better sense of dress and act like ladies. I never see women with fake tan fighting outside a kebab shop or vomiting on the street.
So much this.
>>55882326
nice flag
>>55879389
>Why is Portugal the most unhappy place on Earth?
Psychic emanations from the suffering cork trees as they have their skin repeatedly ripped off.
>>55892143
SHUT UP GUSTAV!
>>55897529
Yeah, plenty of educated young people leave every year to work abroad. If you have a degree here you'd be looking at around 1000€/month in short term contracts. Ain't nobody got time fo that
>tfw waiting to finish my masters degree to get the hell out of here
also, regarding portuguese qts, while I agree that we have plenty of hot chicks most of them suffer from butterfaces, like pic related
>>55892547
>Sweden
>calling someone nigger
>>55898657
Did notice that too, I was in a supermarket in Santarem and this group of kids around my age kept staring at me so I finally went up and said whats up. The two girls had killer bodies but their faces were just not fun to look at. After a few words told them "bom noite" and had to go out for a smoke. Is it me or are most fucking nuts too, I mainly deal with portuguese american girls so I could be a little skewed.
>>55879389
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Happiness_Report
>>55883810
sweet jesus
>>55885609
I can relate, I get pissed off over everything.
It's good for colonizing not so much for socializing.
>>55892250
cheap and decriminalized
i've had cops hand drugs right back to me
>>55895159
this
don't forget our alliance with rhodesia and south africa
we really betrayed them
>>55901141
kek same, he even asked if that was all I had on me
>>55879389
why didnt spain ever invade and conquer portugal?
>>55899777
What is it with some Europeans and staring at people? Is it something they picked up from Muslims and Indians?
>>55902438
They did and tried many times, but constantly failed kek.
Succeeded one time but 60 years later, we took our land back
>>55881660
You guys are literally almost the same shit
>>55902827
nice.. good job portugal
>>55881660
That's funny. Spanish woman have the reputation of being sluts
All of the tourism dominant EU countries are garbage.
>>55903076
fucking beautiful though.
i married a spaniard woman. she was fucking loony though.
shit reminds me that i need to file for divorce.
>>55902827
Menos lobos Portugal, we held the Netherlands and had constant wars in Europe, what makes yo think we couldn't have taken Poortugal if we really wanted to?
>>55903280
>waahh we didn't really want too
you're starting to sound like americans talking about vietnam
>>55890483
>>55890610
>>55890907
Amazing how he called your country shit from top to bottom but the only thing you took offense to is food.
>>55892143
Calm down, Sven... You're very tense... Here, eat this "pastel de nata"...
>>55904041
That was the only objectively false point.
>>55893052
>Sweden and England
Dumb ass, they have the worst food in the world, could you have picked a country that has higher standards for food?
>>55902818
Could be the way I dress, I am a skate rat so during the summer its jeans from the winter I cut into shorts and tank tops. But yeah even when I dressed "normal" I still got stares. Could have been me talking in English too, Santarem isn't really known for its tourism.
Because they are ashamed of their most famous former colony
>>55891242
>Because they are niggers
I can't be the only one who in my head reads these in a demented old person voice
>>55879857
no we can't. we simply don't go to jail if we get caught by the cops, but we still have to pay a small fine and listen to a psychologist telling us that 'you shouldn't do drugs. drugs are bad, mmkay.' although he's pretty much aware that we're going to smoke a big fucking joint the moment we come out of his office.
>>55904384
>Bad choices aren't always bad...
>>55903489
Jesus, that nearly brought a tear to my eyes. Why did Sebastião had to be such a faggot?
This is a country full of stupid fucking leftists.
People here equate socialism and communism with good.
>>55891825
That's how you trigger any country where the food is more varied than meatloaf and boiled vegetables
>>55904473
this actually happened.
>>55888267
Afonso Henriques didn't destroyed the moor bullshit, to years after some people call Portugal of moor or black
>>55904544
>died
>implying he isn't coming back to rid Europe of kebab
>>55891850
Yeah but almost all of them are in Lisbon. Which is a good thing, since I dont live there.
They are all heroin addicts and heroin fucks with your dopamine receptors to the point you can't feel joy anymore with the drug.
>>55904835
without*
>>55881298
rareflag
>>55904835
heroin is so late 90s
get with the times grandpa
>>55894157
Que peitalha.
>>55879389
how can you be unhappy when you live in paradise, have a bad day, go at the ocean enjoy the sun, don't see a purpose in life? go watch the sun set at the beach, Portugal and Greece are paradise
Your life goal here is basically finishing your Master's degreed and getting the fuck out of the country.
Quantos só neste thread tão a fazer essa merda ?
>>55902438
Mountainous region makes Portugal very defensible and actually conquering and assimilating another culture is near impossible.
Portuguese actually started adopting language trends from other countries like France because they didn't want the language to grow to be like Spanish
>>55892864
>Lisbon
Seems about right
>>55898218
I think you're onto something here burgerclap
>>55902438
In fact, the only country that successfully invaded Portugal was France, with Napoleon. That made the court move to Rio de Janeiro and triggered the start of the BR independence.
>>55905449
Estou fora do pais a quase 1 ano, tenho 22 anos as vezes penso se sera uma boa idea voltar a Portugal so para estudar e sair de novo, mas nada me garante que consiga entrar no ensino superior e sair com um bom curriculo que me de um bom emprego ca fora.
Uni no UK e cara para cornos
>>55879389
keked out of the mediterranean
I don't feel sorry for them at all. Portugal failed the one chance at greatness they had, Brazil. You don't simply stumble in one of the richest pieces of land in the world and manages to absolutely fuck it and yourself up in the process.
>>55905449
No início do Governo Lula, um monte de lusitanos fizeram isso. Vieram pra cá, abriram empresas, comeram mulheres e ficaram por aqui mesmo. Só voltam pra Europa pra ver os parentes e comprar muambas.
>>55879389
Because your women have moustaches and you are only good creating washcloths. Sorry brother.
>>55906436
E os kebabs ai são tantos como dizem ?
>>55902438
they surely tried
>>55881504
>that pic
muh two day growth!
>>55882326
I saw a Grenada flag, responding to Spain and talking about Portugal, and just for a brief moment I thought the Muslims had returned to Iberia
False alarm, no reconquista yet
>>55907094
Onde moro, relativamente perto de Cambridge, os unicos kebabs que vejo estao nas gas stations e food shops, vejo poucos pela rua, mas ha muitos tugas e polacos por aqui. Em Cambridge o que se ve mais e asiaticos e ingleses.
Os kebabs estao todos concentrados em Londres.
>>55887496
>>55887887
Y-yeah, mark! Hey mark isn't it cool that were on a first name basis in a place where everybody is anonymous, mark. R-right, mark!?
>>55886064
>>Scenery gets old fast
Really? Seems like it would be beautiful.
>>55907334
Tipo Lisboa com os pretos lol
>>55879389
i'll tell you a little secret, portugal is the best place in the world to live, if your money comes from somewhere else.
>less than 1% muslims
>safety standards and infrastructures practically identical to central european levels
>kick ass weather
>mediterranean food
>fit women
>>55884575
Gerry is that you? What did you do with madeleine?
>>55886043
jesus christ that disgusting skin...
It all has to do with no east aryan waifus will never ever visit Portugal. Like if anywhere in that part of europe it be spain madrid.
>>55897588
>I am a brit living in Portugal
ok, so we start at negative standards
>here are fit women everywhere. There are barely any fatties
sure, this is true, but they still are fugly, hairy and have unibrow
>here 9/10 of them are hot, with the same number of girls in Britain 1/10 would be as hot as the Portuguese girls.
again, you are comparing two subpar countries in terms of women
>>55907789
It's a tan. From those beautiful Atlantic beaches that aren't yours. :^)
I bet you haven't even seen the sea in your life kek
>>55907681
The fuck are you doing on 4chan, Socrates?
>>55881072
>Those 3 moldovans..
>>55907991
>mfw I am from Galicia
>mfw the (officially declared) best beach of the world is literally at 300 m of my house
>mfw the normie girls here are hotter than the bitch in the photo
>>55907604
>os pretos
LOL Portugal is a shithole full of ignorant and racist dipshits
>>55906519
Thank fucking god
Kek
>>55908384
You post is fucking reddit tier lame shit but here's you're response because of your faggy flag.
>>55908292
>I'm from mini-portugal
Well ok then.
>>55907862
their loss
>european best destination:
2012: #1 Porto, #8 Lisbon, Madrid not in top10
2013: #2 Lisbon, #6 Madrid
2014: #1 Porto, #2 Madeira, #8 Madrid
2015: #2 Lisbon, Madrid not in top10
>>55904940
>heroin is so late 90s
Drugs have a long term effect on the human brain you literal dick sucking faggot millennial
>>55908702
pretty, but needs some grass
>>55908384
>Cabo Verde
>>55908596
bitch please, northern Portugal down to Aveiro is the fourth province
you still come to Vigo by the hunderds to buy in El Corte Inglés with almost no shame
good thing we can spot you at first glance
>>55907604
Pretty much mas acho que e assim em todo lado, as minorias concentram-se sempre na capital, mas uma coisa e certa, em todos os aspectos.. Cambridge >>>> Londres
>>55908384
>Cabo Verde
ayy lmao, either bait proxy post or you're definitely on the wrong board.
>>/int/
>>/facebook/
>>/reddit/
>>55908834
Diamorphine has no long term effects, not even chronic downregulation.
>>55909036
*fifth
>>55908702
Porto is full of hot northeastern blondies at all times.
Just to think that's going to be ruined by the Muslim blood... Eugh...
>>55908899
We have a park in the clerigos, right up to the left on that picture.
>>55891242
> Because they are niggers
> Implying Sweden doesn't love nigger cock
You looking for a new Bull to kek you Sven?
