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Did CERN open up another universe and did it alter ours?
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I mean think about it. Their main expirement happened in September, reality has basically gone insane in the past few months. And now more Mandela Effects are coming about. Those are just the small things. What if we entered a reality/universe where the Cold War never ended? What else is off?
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Op you stuuuuuuuupid faggot... damn...
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>>55877502
>And now more Mandela Effects are coming about.
such as
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>>55877558
NY is now south of Boston
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i swear this time around last year islam was a religion of peace
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>>55877724
Hahahaha
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White people are now victims of opression
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>>55877678
Wait what?

Holy shit am I just remembering this wrong? I used to live in my for over a decade and I could've sworn it wasn't
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>>55877828
NY*
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>>55877678
>>55877828

Clearly I'm not someone who can appropriately comment on this matter but I also thought Boston was south of NY.
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>>55877745
It was always, NO I am your father, it was always sex and the city.. there was a lawsuit long time ago... THE FUCK YOU TALK ABOUT.
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>>55877678

NYC was always south of Boston, ya mook.
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>>55877502
Im one of the people who came from the berenstein universe
Born in '89
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>>55877502
Get your ass back to /x/.
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>>55877882
Yeah, I probably just have really shit memory.

I need some sleep anyway
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>>55877886
>>55877900
>>55877969
>>55877558
CERNIDF shills in full effect
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>>55877502
yes, totally, thats just what happens when you smash some hardons together
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>>55877745
whelp I'm freaked out now. I remember it being chic-fil-a and interview with a vampire. Actually a month ago I asked this guy cosplaying as a vampire what his favorite vampire movie was and he said Interview with a vampire.

What's the theory that causes this? Whatever it is needs to be stopped before it causes a problem.
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>>55877678
I noticed this the other day, i could've sworn Boston was south of Jew York

But then again, i am a shitposter.
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>>55877886
>>>55877745
>It was always, NO I am your father, it was always sex and the city.. there was a lawsuit long time ago... THE FUCK YOU TALK ABOUT.
>>55877886

Maybe to you but not to someone else. What if this is a collision of universes?
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>>55877678
I really hope you're just fucking with us.
But you probably aren't.
I wouldn't even be all that surprised these days.
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>>55877745
These are all just popular misquotes
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Take your cloz, OP
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>>55877502
You know the meme about twitter bots predicting Paris? Same thing, maybe. Earth is flat. Reality is what we make of it. Evolution is a lie
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Americans are weird
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>>55878029
>Interview with the vampire
This was the name of the original book tho
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>>55877745
Human memory is fickle, and people can be easily misled to remember things that never happened.

Also that list is not true for everyone. It was always Sex and the City. I never knew anyone thought different.

Then again I always thought it was indeed Berenstein Bears
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>>55877678

>NY actually is south of Boston now

Jesus Christ I thought you were being a meme tier shitposter until I looked at the map.

What the fuck is happening?
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>>55878029
>What's the theory that causes this?

The fallibility of human memory. You're all fucking retarded.
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>>55878134
Bro, New Zealand's "location" has been all fucky for about ten years
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>>55878149
Finally a normal human being with American flag right to his ID... a rare event.
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>>55878149
Wrong
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South America is too far right...
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>>55878134
NY has always been south of Boston.

Lrn2geography
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>>55877502
I can through from the other universe to check thing out, you guys are fucked. We killed all of our liberals, gas the jews and glassed the mid-east 70 years ago. Sure we may have had a little problem with a resonance-cascade years back, but thing are cool here in City-17
>pic related
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>>55877886
>>55878071
no.
>>55877745
fucking weird
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>>>/x/
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>>55878211
Boston is north of NY according to google maps.

https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=zzZjzABlCmf8.k5cdiXz4o5fA&hl=en_US

fuck off to /x/ everyone.
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Contain it.

~xx154|t\_\8796.xcm
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>>55878238
kekked hard at that pic
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>>55877502
What part of reality has "gone insane" exactly.
>>55878116
I always thought it was sex in the city, but then again I never watched that shit.
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Luke, i am your father is correct. I believe in the multi-verse...
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Remember how all the pollacks who remember berenstein had also all posted major events in around 1995? Bear deaths especially.

If there's been another shift, here in 2015? What links the two years....?

Bob Ross died in 1995. Yet suddenly out of the blue, we find ourselves with a change in a year where suddenly millions were touched by him again.

Also,
>Tfw Christopher Lee died in June but somehow I missed it
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There needs to be an International law that forbids Australians from using proxies from other countries
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The author says "Interview with a vampire"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0VX_U20wLk

goto 4:50 or so
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>>55878346
It was
LUKE... some dialogue ... no, I am your father.
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>>55878272
That's what I just said.
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John Titor was right
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>>55877502
>I mean think about it.
Sold.
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>>55878363
i KNOW it was interview with A vampire

i swear ive got the fucking book lying around, i remember it being with A vampire because THE vampire wouldve sounded better and it bugged me.
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>>55878173
In my timeline New Zealand was northwest of Australia, then all of a sudden all the maps changed and now it's to the east. Wtf?
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>>55878346
For years people have been saying this wrong, and people have been correcting them. Been going to conventions for years and the "true" fans always catch it and fix it.

Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father...
>He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
No.... I am your father.

>I'm from the Barentstain universe
>go home berensteins
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>>55877502
No, they just figured out the fundamental forces behind all of reality which solved every unknown question people had on the nature of reality. This caused reality to immediately dissolve and replaced by a more complicated version.
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>>55878346
Father? What? He clearly is Luke's real mother, wtf is this a joke or some anti trans post, I thought we moved beyond transphobia in the 70's
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>>55877745
Both lines are said in Forrest Gump.

He's literally always said "Mah mama alwayss said 'Life wuz like a bawks of chawklets, you nevah know whatchu gonna git.'"

And then later in the movie, his mom says "Forrest, life is like a box of chocolates." - A few times, she says that.

It's always been like this. I've seen this movie close to 100 times. Fuck off.
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>>55877502
Hahahahaha WAIT WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS TAIL
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>>55878692
Another Douglas Adams fan I see. I hope to see him alive in this weird parallel universe that we seem to inhabit now.

May the power of dank memes and computers at least cause some lost work to be uncovered or something. That would be fine too.
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>>55877678

I think the reason for this is people get Baltimore and Boston mixed up and almost nothing ever seems to really happen north of NYC so it skews our mental maps. I too had to double check because I thought it was south of NYC too. Memories are weird.
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>>55878615
>I'm from the Barentstain universe
You know-it-all-bearverse guys are the worse, always shitposting 5 realities over. I like your games though, pic related
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>>55878615
>go home berensteins
i want to, in my old universe my dick was like 3 inches bigger
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>>55878350
>Tfw Christopher Lee died in June but somehow I missed it
Shieet me too
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>>55877502
>he thinks the Cold War ended when the Berlin wall fell and isn't still going on
Get a load of this goy
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I thought the CERN conspiricy was that they were planing to open a portal to hell and bring Stan and his hordes of demons to earth under the guise of finding alien life?

They also said we'd get magical powers if we sided with the devil, so where the fuck are my magical powers asshole?

All I wanted to do was become a Supersentaiwizarddemonhunter, how hard is it to make a right doomsday prediction?
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>>55877558
>>55877678
>>55877828
>>55877952
>>55878029
mirror mirror on the wall

is now magic mirror on the wall
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>>55878972
This isn't the Barrelstein Universe? Fuck I'm way off.
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I think this alternate reality started 3 years ago because I was having weird syncronicities and had rifters whispering to me and lead me to a Philip K. Dick book (The Zap Gun) "so I knew what was going on".
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>>55879142
>Stan and his hordes of demons
angela merkel already took care of that
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>>55878350
>>55879139
fun fact: /tv/ had a sticky about it MONTHS after it happened
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>>55878697
The idea of 'transphobia' didn't even exist until like three years ago.
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Some god tier trolling going on right now.
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A brand new reality and we still don't have half life 3
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>>55879544
>NY south of Boston
fuck, I mean I live in California but holy shit, I always thought it was the other way around. Is this just a common misconception? Is the "common misconception" just how we cope with the change? The fuck man.
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>>55879597
What do you mean that game released 3 years ago
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>>55879544
WITH A VAMPIRE

A
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>>55879447
>'transphobia' didn't even exist until like three years ago.
Not in my universe shitlord! Check your late-to-the-trans-verse privilege. Also we are all robosexuals GET USED TO IT!!11!1!1
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>>55877745
>CHIC-FIL-A
Because fried chicken is so stylish
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>>55879597
Funny you should say that but when I was having interactions with rifters they showed me that Half-life and other games were meant to slowly ingrain the idea for the upcoming alien invasion and the half-life 3 was actually going to be a real life experience. I guess the powers that be figured we weren't ready for that so they altered reality or what it seems like to me what happened is they "transported" some people during their slumber.
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Guys, i hear voices and im not even crazy...Everyone who does is in on this shit. I forumulated theories on this. They changed the spin at the core of the earth i thought. Now im hearing all this about CERN...
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How am I supposed to follow the season of houston energy if this shithole still has countries instead of corporations?
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>>55877502
*tips tinfoil hat*
m'andela
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>>55880043
most underrated dystopian sci-fi film
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>>55878116
the list wouldn't be true for everybody if timelines have merged and people from different ones came here

but yeah this seems like an interesting exploitation of the fallibility of human memory and the way things get passed around.
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>>55877745
As someone who watches Mr. Rogers with my son daily, I can say that he adlibs different lines in a lot.
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>>55879665
You're just a retard who doesn't look at maps enough.

This meme falls apart when it tries to move cities and countries.
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>>55877678
lived in boston from 2001-2004 I remember the drive back down from NYC 2 days prior to 9/11
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>>55879665
most of the state of new york is more north than massachusetts. while NYC lies in the very very southernmost part of the state. there are plenty of other reason why people would think nyc is north of boston.
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>>55879928
>half life 3 is going to be real life, WWIII
>gabe cries when people beg for it
>"you fools... im trying to warn you..."
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>>55879447
>3 years ago
>multiverse
What? Fuuuuuu
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>>55878069
Its a fact on the map, though I didn't check before I came to this dimension what it was like in mine.
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I'm assuming with aliens and tech in general that you can either skip to other planets or you can't, reason being regular travel would take far too fuckin long.
So assuming at least one race has created the tech then after a while and it might go viral and a lot of aliens would have access to this tech.
So if there ever was an X-Day or whatever it would probably be like the opening of a petting zoo, with them announcing their presence and then shittons of ufos zooming around taking pictures of humies.
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>>55877502
There at Cern they are trying to find god and when they won't find god they will try to create god and when that fails they will take away your internet freedom so they can create internet god aka The Matrix.
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>>55878874
But that makes no sense. His mother said it to him in the present tense, telling him life is like a box of chocolates.

IF she had said life WAS like a box of chocolates, she would have been referring to a life where you never knew what you were going to get, but suddenly because reasons, you now know exactly what you're getting. This fits with neither the narrative of the story, nor with basic logic.
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>>55880551
>announcing their presence and then shittons of ufos zooming around taking pictures of humies
Great first niggers then aliens....wait, maybe niggers are just trash they sent to piss us off and have a good laugh
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>>55877745
i think "hello Clarice" was from the movie "hannibal", which is sequel or prequel to the movie "silence of the lambs"

fuck your gay shit
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>>55880720
to be honest for a moment we're probably all niggerish when it comes to aliens. you're posting on a japanese containment board I mean cmon.
Plus canadians are no better I mean look at fuckin ricky and tell me he's not fucked in the head.
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>tfw all the hacks the agents are going to give me for alterting them to this thread
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>>55880705
You're a fucking retard.
His mom is shown saying "Life IS like a box of chocolate..." and at a different time, Forrest is shown saying "Mama always said (that) life was like a box of chocolate".
But then again you're an Ausfailian shitposter so I don't know why I'm wasting my time.
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Go to /x/
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>>55880833
Well you could be right, I'm about a drunk as Lahey right now. Better get back to my universe and in bed
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>scientists develop an extremely powerful microscope that can see beyond the smallest known particles now (quarks)
>the next layer is encoded in binary, it's all 1s and 0s
>we are confirmed to be living in some computer simulation

Would you want them to reveal this information or keep it to themselves?
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>>55880177
>Jap getting his son to watch Mr. Rogers

BASED
A
S
E
D
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>>55880944
shouldn't you be out getting killed on your own streets by mudshits faggot?
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What the fuck is this /x/-tier bullshit?
>>>/trash/
Do it janny.
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>>55881129
Nice meme faggot, shouldn't you be getting BTFO by emus?
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>>55880688
>try to create god

I see no problems with this whatsoever.
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>>55881167
Pfft, emus are native mate, they were here way before we were. Also, we kill and eat the cunts. Can you say the same about mudshits?
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>>55881142
NO FUN ALLOWED.jpeg
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>>55881054
>scientists develop an extremely powerful microscope that can see beyond the smallest known particles now (quarks)
Doesnt really work that way.
Anyway, 0 and 1 doesnt imply that we are living in a simulation and every scientist would masturbate 10 days straight if the nature would be so easy
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>>55881167
You try fighting an Emu!
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>>55877502
If I'm not mistaken blacks were king's and shit.
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>>55881278
>Also, we kill and eat the cunts.
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>>55877678
Shit. I dont know anymore. I remember Baltimore just being a 30 minute drive east to Boston. The fuck?
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>>55881054

I'd want to know, then I'd want us all to start working on ways to upload our consciousness to the next layer and take that shit over.
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>>55877502
>What if we entered a reality/universe where the Cold War never ended?

As if we ever would have let the Cold War end. 'Murica is nothing without war, cold or otherwise. You can't distract your people from their misery without war, OP. It's the bread and circuses of the 'Murican empire.
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>>55879285
I'm pretty sure it got translated to mirror mirror in my country
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>>55877678
Yeah looks that way on google maps. I always thought Boston was south of New York though. I'm not sure why but I just did.
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Collective conscious now has the ability to alter the past. Except only in our collective memories, not in documentation and such.
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Reminder that Billy Graham is still alive.

So is Abe Vigoda.
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>>55878575
Yeah what the fuck. I know it was north west, because my family was planning on moving there. Also I was huge into lord of the rings movies and therefore huge into New Zealand so I looked shit up and whatnot.. Just checked it on the map and its northeast
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I think Google is seeing how far they can change facts before getting caught.
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Oh and once when I was a kid, I was up at like 4am watching TV, an episode of a show came on, that wasnt supposed to air for a week.

I was aware and confused.

When the "Premiere" of the new episode came on a week later, I knew the whole thing because I watched it the week before.

I was too young to give a shit but it always stayed in my mind as something I never understood.

I may have been conscious during my shift into a new reality or something.
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>>55882006
probably tbqh
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>>55877502

Ah there's the tnfoil thread
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I had something similar happen to me. Back in the late 90s, I heard Fuel's song "Hemorrhage" then like a year later it finally came out and was in the top ten. I was so confused why everyone was making such a big deal about it since it had already came out before.
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>>55877502
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>>55877678
That's because you mixed it up with Baltimore in your head.
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>>55877745
>It's only entertainment media that 'changes'
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>>55880833
I'm pretty drunk and high myself right now and this thread is spooking me out. Tell me all is well canadbro
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>>55879285
It is Mirror mirror on the wall
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>>55882223
its called the mandela effect because many people remember that nigger dying back in the 80s
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>>55881054
>we figure out our universe is a casual RTS focused on base building and economy

"VICTORY ACHIEVED! YOUR SOCIETY HAS REACHED SELF AWARENESS! CHEAT CODES UNLOCKED!"

>"God" gives us unlimited resources
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>>55877886

Well this was always your gay world you Romanian faggot. We are of the opinion that CERN fucked something up and now we have cuks faggots and SJW's running wild with Donald Trump possibly nominated as president. This would never happen in my universe.
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>>55882223
Not really. People recall Mandela dying in the 80s, hence the name. They also recall Sarah Michelle Gellar having a baby with her husband in the early 2000s. Billy Graham is supposed to be dead, but he is still alive too. I cannot explain that one.
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They have this at CERN
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>>55881940
>northeast

its always been southeast you dumb nerd
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>>55882339
Fuck that's what I meant, I need to lurk more and drink less. My bad
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>>55882261
i remember it as mirror mirror, and if you look in the original grim tales its mirror mirror. but in this kuk fagit universe its magic mirror on the wall.
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>>55882324
That figure always gets me man, I had a book with a picture of that statue in it

Had many a good fap to it
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>>55881054
Call me crazy but i genuinely think there is some merit to the matrix theory's
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_-pDpLVVNc
this is wrong

it should be mirror mirror
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>>55877745
Laurel and Hardy was always "me" you feeb

It wouldn't be funny if it was "us".
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I think it could be jews. They are trying to fuck with us.
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>>55877502
No.
Everytime CERN creates a new dimension it implodes into a dark hole.
Even if they were able to open a new dimension and they stablised it, humans would be starting a lot of things both in and out of most's understanding.
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>zeus is the main god and not the god of war
>ares is the god of war and not the god of the underworld
>hades is the god of the underworld and not the main god and god of lightning

what the fuck is going on

also they fucked up apollo

this is bullshit i was a huge greek mythology buff as a kid, this is all wrong
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>>55882749
Some Greek Mythology buff. You had that shit all twisted. I bet you think that Athena rode in on sea foam and ball juice instead of Aphrodite.
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>>55877502
They want you think that way. It's a psychological war. They have absolutely no power. But you think they have. So they win.
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>>55882749
For me all of that is right.What do you remember the Snow White line as?
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>>55882823
No... that's Hera?
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>>55882749
I honestly don't know whether I should be making fun of you or if I should just be confused.
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>>55882749

On vacation Straya?
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>>55882527
doesn't shrek version say mirror mirror
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>>55882823
>I bet you think that Athena rode in on sea foam and ball juice instead of Aphrodite.
i thought that was your mom
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>>55882868
only ever seen it in dutch, but literal translation would be mirror mirror on the wall, who's the most beautiful in the land (it rhymes in dutch)
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>>55877745
and the sneaker from the 90s "sketchers" is now "skechers"

WTF MANNNN
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>>55882941
I opened myself up for that one, didn't I?
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>Obama is now a black man and not a white woman
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>George in the jungle is now George of the jungle

why

>>55883006
so did your mom?
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>>55883006
Your mom opens herself up for everyone.
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>>55883039

kek
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>>55883035
BURN
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>>55878011
>smash some hardons together
Are you calling OP a faggot?
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Well so far I've got Forrest Gump, The mirror mirror shit some geographical inconsistencies etc.

I actually was convinced that Madela died in the 90's but the n the fucker died again in 2013. Also, apparently MLK was shot with a sniper rifle and not a handgun at point blank range.
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>>55883199
>Also, apparently MLK was shot with a sniper rifle and not a handgun at point blank range

MLK died from a brain aneurysm in the 80's though
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>>55883035
>>55882749

God you have bad memory anon.

George OF the jungle was my favorite movie as a child, it was always that way. I know because it's title was probably the first song I knew how to sing word for word in another language than my own.

Also always was pretty interested in Greek mythology, shit was always this way.
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>>55883199
>>55883262
see in my universe he died of AIDs in the late 70s, just like elton john.
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>>55882270
>"God" gives us unlimited resources

>entire world becomes NEET overnight
>world peace and everyone gets along by moving into their parent's basement and not communicating to each other face to face

... and suddenly the world became a much better place.
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>>55881054
This is actually a theory
They're doing esperiments with laser about that
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>>55877745

Pretending to be retarded here and assume this to be true, then how come we are aware of it?
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>>55883309
thats funny, in my timeline elton john and mlk were found out to have an affair, but the aids thing was never mentioned
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>>55883443

Faggot this is serious buisness.
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>>55882270
>God is just the name of some degenerate faggot playing a sims game
>Allah is his faggot brother who comes in and messes with his save
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>>55883503
come on /x/ let me join your roleplay thread
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>>55883443
yeah in my universe in the late 70s/early 80s MLK, elton john, the band queen,the village people, klaus nomi, and magic johnson all died of AIDS.
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>>55877502
That's probably because you started browsing /pol/ during september
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>>55877502

I wish they they came up with a btter name

Literally who except one stupid girl thinks Mandela died in prison

who was one fucker they paraded around constantly on tv as a "hero" right up until he really died
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>>55883610
In my universe you're already dead.

>yfw you realize this is my universe
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>be a fucking retard
>get trivial facts wrong
We must have entered a new universe!
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>>55883819
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>>55883819
>>55883845
do one for beam me up scotty
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>>55881054
Some scientists believe the universe is based on some hologram.
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>>55883895
His name is Snotty, anon.
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Large Hadron Collider ‘Could Be About To Find A Parallel Universe’

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/large-hadron-collider--could-be-about-to-find-a-parallel-universe-081239407.html

Well clearly you faggots have succeeded.
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>>55883895
>beam me up scotty
The results come up as the same.
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>>55883771
in my universe the holocaust actually happened
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Curious George doesn't have a tail either.
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>>55884025
in my universe the ancient hebrews were armenian'd by the egyptians

this universe is very bizar to me

who is this hitler guy?
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>>55884119
chimpanzees don't have tails you dumb motherfucker
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>>55877502
I got in trouble recently for being a fucking this underage girl, but I could have sworn she was 18. Can I sue CERN for causing this?
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>>55884119
in my universe curious george was actually a racist caricature of a little niglet named 'mischievous jamal'
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>>55877745
Literally retarded. http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/02/09/it-s-shockingly-easy-to-create-false-memories.html

It's this, but with wives' tales and misquotes, you fucking retard.
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>>55884232
lol
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>>55884230
You mean rape is a crime in your universe? Wow, the Ismaili caliphate must be pretty liberal there.
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Hmm..
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>>55884363
lol, just saw that.
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>>55884166

but they call him the curious little monkey
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>>55877502
I'll get serious for a minute to say that you are all retards. Most of these are common childhood mistakes.

>Mandela
Anti-apartheid activists were hysterical in the 1980s, their cry was "poor Mandela is dying in prison!!1!!1", no wonder you would take this literally. There was also a fake rumor about it at some point.

>Berenstein/stain
Most German names with this ending use the "e". So it's no wonder your child brain would fill the fuzzy memory with the most common ending. I remember this one in particular because a school classmate had a *stein name and I wondered why the book spelt it with a.

>Magic Mirror
It says "mirror mirror" in the book and the original fable, "magic mirror" in the movie. If someone retold you the tale as a kid they'd have use the "mirror mirror" phrase, creating the confusion.

>New Zealand
Nobody pays attention to geography class, let alone NZ
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>>55884452
>Mandela

but he literally came out of prison to become President..
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>>55884452
Didn't your flag used to have the Star of David on it?

I'm convinced, we've been cųcked by CERN.
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>>55884363
yeah thats actually the first thing i thought of tbqh.


this clearly means that black ops 3 is going to be the future and we have to get to the frozen forest before our multiverse is taken over by some retarded emo robot
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>>55883322
QUADDUBZ
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>>55878364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1fIH6GMIJg
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>>55884558

keked
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>>55884558

How'd you do it faggot?
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>>55877502
Great theory hooking into something real (psychological effect). I distinctly remember it was "Interview with A vampire" at the time - it had huge publicity and I bought the DVD.

And Chic-Fil-A damnit.
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Suprised is now spelled Surprised

Let that sink in

There has a been a rip in our timeline
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>>55884691
Cucķ
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>>55878173
>>55878575
its been south east, always
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It's because of the how society has integrated itself within the internet. Both are no longer mutually exclusive.
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>>55884717
Common misspelling. Nice try guy.
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>>55884729

Kek
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>>55884729

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>55877502
THE S3 PLAN!
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>>55884729

Cucķ
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>>55883028
didnt india once be able to POO IN LOO
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>>55884606
What the shit
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>>55884691
Çuck ţbh fąm
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Cucķ Cucķ Cucķ Cucķ Cucķ Cucķ Cucķ Cucķ Cucķ Cucķ Cucķ Cucķ Cucķ Cucķ Cucķ Cucķ Cucķ Cucķ Cucķ Cucķ Cucķ Cucķ Cucķ Cucķ
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>>55884964
Nope.
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Oh thank god my autism has been cured finally.
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The Berenstain thing is interesting, it honestly probably comes down to the weird font they used and the way we all pronounced it.

The Mandela one... a lot of people probably just got it in their heads that he got killed in jail and became a martyr for South Africa.

But this Boston and New York thing is the dumbest one of these I've ever heard, what the fuck is wrong with you people, they're not even close to the same northy-southy-line
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>>55877745
Most of these are just problems of language

You've come to expect certain things in English like "Luke, I am your father" makes more sense outside of its context, "No. I am your father" only makes sense after Luke says "you killed my father" which people aren't going to include when referencing the scene.

"The neighborhood" is said more often than "this neighborhood" IRL, when you're talking to people about your neighborhood you don't say "this" neighborhood you say "the" neighborhood.
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>>55884800
Stop it you çüçk
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>>55885066
you have to remember that most people cant even point to where they live on a map.
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>>55879417
>/tv/
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>>55879730
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>>55877745
>>55877678
Wait wait wait … WHAT?
I remember most of this shit as in the "old universe" and im seriously creeped out right now.
Is it really possible, that reality isn't solid and the past can actually change?

It was always "sex AND the city", tho.
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Postan in a troll thread.
I bet some uppity redditor made this to screenshot and say how stupid and easily manipulated /pol/ is.
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>>55885388
>dark ambient music

haha
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>>55877745
This list is bullshit, I remember even 10 years ago the TV ads would say BerenSTAIN bears but nobody pronounced it that way because it's dumb as shit and BerenSTEIN sounds better
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>>55885397

Yeah it was always sex and the city in my timeline. Chic Fill A tho.
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>>55885412
Well, as usual, they're even dumber.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MandelaEffect/ >10885 subscribers
This thread is mostly shitposting anyway.
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>>55885412

Those faggots literately have an entire subreddit dedicated to this shit.
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>>55885511
>Chic Fill A tho.
yeah i remember this

people used to make fun of them for spelling it retardedly. even during all the fags whining about them being anti gay it was spelled retarded.
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>>55885504
I've always heard it Barren-stEYEn Bears.
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>>55885412
All the replies are troll replies tho
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>>55885412
family this shit is from reddit, thats why its fucking retarded as shit.

bunch of halfbrained reddikuks cant pronounce things right or remember anything, 'BUT IT WAS REAL IN MY MIND'.
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>>55884971
i know anon i was like stuie at the end
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>>55882749
There's no CERN shit going on here, you're just retarded
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This would be a lot more convincing if there was something big. Like someone won a war they clearly weren't supposed to win.
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Call me an oldfag but I swear Nelson Mandela died like 10 years ago, I remember there was a great mourning in South Africa and many niggers came out to cry about the death of Mandela, I guess he is still alive
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>>55886070

No that nigger dead allright
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>>55877502
>>>/x/
>>>/x/
>>>/x/
>>>/x/
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>>55886070

Straya do you remember having these big lakes on your map?
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I recall this vivid memory from 9/11 where they distinctly announced in the news they were going to perform a controlled demolition in one of the buildings near the towers so it won't cause more serious damage in case it collapsed on its own.
I seem to be the only one among the people I know to recall this small detail and most of them think they all collapsed because of a chain reaction of sorts, but my memories from that afternoon are all fuzzy by now, and the countless conspiracy theories and unknown variables that always surrounded the whole event don't really help either.

This is the first time I hear about this Mandela Effect, but it seems nothing more than faggots recalling mostly menial details about trivial stuff differently and comparing their inaccuracies with those from others, still interesting though.
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Fellow Canadians, can you tell me what the slogan for BC was again? I thought it was "the most beautiful place on earth" for sure but I just looked at my ID and it says "the best place on earth"?
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>>55877678
As someone who lives in Boston...
How the fuck did you idiots think it was south of NY? Have you never looked at a map before? The out-jut from Manhattan to Cape Cod is a very significant feature of the US east coast.
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>>55886174
Yes, there is a mass migration of birds that fly there at certain times.
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>>55885975
>live in post-race war, purely white world
>read history book of how Sweden cleansed the earth of subhumans
>fuck bitches all day, have lots of money
>world being eaten by some weird jew god's goat fuckers
>accidentally go to school naked
>mfw I graduated years ago
>wake up
>never any race war
Fucking kikes and their historical revisionism. Even if you beat them, they just rewrite time! White people are fucking finished.
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>>55886233

You stopped being the best place on earth in 2009. Now you're jsut an average place.
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>>55877745
Oh and Obama's tweet
>cool cock ahmed
They fixed it, so it says
>cool clock ahmed
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