OH SHIT I NEED TO PISS, THIS PLACE LOOKS GOOD
>>55870472
RAPE THEM COMPADRE
THEN TAKE THEIR JOBS !!
>>55870472
HAPPY 5 DE MAYO FRANCE
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/207xai/til_the_eternal_flame_at_arc_de_triomphe_in_paris/
>>55870472
>>55870621
>>55870821
Damn, Mexico, bringing the heat.
What did the frogs ever do to you?
>>55870472
Pee in loo, Carlos
>>55870987
Tacos were invented in France and Mexico is in a constant state of extreme denial as they lose their entire cultural identity.
>>55870472
mas puto!
>>55871352
Yeah, if my cultural food turned out to be a frog dish, I guess I would shit post too.
no mames weeey
DESIGNATED
>>55870987
France pipped Mexico at the post in the "World's Smelliest" competition
>>55870472
Wow rude
>>55871954
Don't you have some petrol to huff and roads to sleep on.
>>55873006
I'm too busy creating prosperous peaceful societies so shitskins can sneak in
>>55871954
fuck from what country are you? I dont recognize that flag, looks like a slave country from england but I dont know, they have so many africans countries fucked with the same flags that I cant tell
>>55870987
Made them into Empire for a while.
>>55874775
The Great Southern Land m8
no you can't come, we're full
>>55874992
Ah, so New Zealand.
>>55874992
No thanks, dont you have to drink the piss from the queen to pay your tribute fucking lackey?
Paco, your flag literally makes everything you say irrelevant. Your culture and people are a laughing stock. It's not even that the world dislikes you. We all just pity you as if you're a troubled youth. Be silent, men are talking.
>>55875247
>ynw watch a cutie norwegian piss
>>55875157
New Zealand is Australia's Canada
>bends over for natives instead of putting them in reservations
>has taken immigration to new heights of cúckoldry
>is very proud of their coming extinction
We will save our ancestral brothers by annexing them
>>55875202
She has no power in England why would she here?
Although there was this one time...
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1975_Australian_constitutional_crisis
>>55871096
No, its poo in loo, burqa.
>>55870987
Lived vastly superior lives?
>>55874775
You beaner.
>>55875579
you are from astralia? that fucking land where even the animals are so isolated that evolved in a different way, what do you export? apart from kangaroos and koalas?, guess what aussie you can destroy the entire place and nobody will give a shit about it, you are so far from the world that you dont count.
>>55875754
>You beaner.
How does a Canadian call a Mexican a beaner? You're just copying Americans. That's sad. Try just being Canadian.
>>55875761
Uranium and other raw resources
We really suck at adding value to our exports
We do invent stuff though
you can thank Aussie that your horchata/decapitated heads stay cool
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refrigerator
Also thank us for the ability to communicate with your international betters
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wi-Fi
Being an Island is a good thing we don't even need a wall
>>55875949
>Why would Canadians insult the Mexican illegals?
>>55870472
be my guest. and enjoy be beaten by 2 soldiers with their famas
>>55870987
Their mad because the Paris attack caused Trump's numbers to skyrocket meaning he will be president and now they will have to Build Wall.
>>55870472
What a fucking suprise, Mexicans jumping a fence to piss all over another country's glory.
>>55876679
Done already, it was very fun.
>>55876679
I'll make sure to drop a few light bulbs to the ground before hand.
>>55876166
Invent something better faggot
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlova_%28food%29
>>55877286
>He doesn't like pavlova
please hang yourself on this Australian invention
>>55877428
LOL your inventions are shit that anyone could invent 1 or 2 months later you did, sorry aussie you suck as country.
I cant tell you all the cool things we invented or that you eat every day, but just will name 3, Corn is from Mexico and is the shit almost all the world eats, we can say that thanks to the corn the world can eat, also do you know what a chocolate is or the flavor vanilla? guess what you have to thanks to Mexico for that.
PS. I love New Zealand is a 100 times more civilized country than Australia.
>>55878377
>we could invent stuff after it's invented
that's just copying
>we invent corn, chocolate and vanilla
Those are all food you silly border jumping bean
That's like me saying we invented the kangaroo
What was the point of learning English when you use it to say stupid shit like this?
>>55878794
the same to you, who dont understand that what I tried to say is that what you think your country "invented" was shit that any other country could invent even if your country wouldnt.
MFW> every english country make jokes about how australia speaks the worst english in the world.
>>55879412
>I would've painted the Mona Lisa if Da Vinci hadn't done it first
that's not how it works you stupid spic
>>55879642
Stupid son of exiled criminals go and rob some kangaroos
>>55879821
have I got news for you wetback
>>55879891
OMG you aussies wrote a book trying to convince the world that you are not criminals descendants LOL
>>55880149
>>55871833
>Yeah, if my cultural food turned out to be a frog dish, I guess I would shit post too.
french frys
>Belgium
Hamburger
>Germany
Pizza
>Italy
Hot Dog
>Denmark
Basically any food you have besides Buffalo Wings
>Europe
>>55870472
Americans must be so upset that great people of mexico will have to build wall.
Mexicans trying to outshitpost australians where am i?
>>55880632
Look it up, hamburgers as they are today was made by Americans.
>All that other junk food
No one gives a fuck about french fries or hot dogs, those are always served as condiments.
>>55880632
>>55881460
dont you mean freedom fries?
>>55881460
>use a diffrent bun
>it´s totally a completely new piece of food
>muh "cultural" food
why muricans so much in denial, that they don´t have a culture?
>>55880632
None of those are French, though.
>>55881804
well, that´s because french food is disgusting
at least you have taste
>>55878377
you didn't even know how to put sugar in it to make it taste semi decent.
plus all the good mexican food has been fixed no thanks to your lack of taste buds (why are those shit fucking beans in everything) and its now americanis'd to the rest of the world as tex mex.... its like a combination of poor border jumping drug dealer hold the lead and basketball American levels of fat and sugar.
you have failed at everything.
try again you cactus loving faggot.
