Now, You are emperor of Japan.
What do you want to do?
tentacle porn
51st state. Remove nips.
nuke isis
>>55868878
War with ISIS.
They dishonored us, if the west will not destroy them. We will.
Kaiji English Dub
The sequel series too.
>>55868912
Tentacle porn with lolis
>>55868878
Abdicate and/or harikari.
>>55868878
Nothing because i dont really have any power
offer white european professionals payed immigration
>>55868878
Declare all 15 year old QT's should fuck me
appoint prime minister and let him handle the rest
Demand that Japan start hurrying it up with sex robots
Ban clothes
Make them all eat nato
>>55868878
Kill Chinese bring honor to my empire.
Make anime real
Wave pretty for the cameras?
Be set for life and chill and fuck. Hey you wanna be the concubine of the Emperor?
That's about it since I have no real power.
>>55868878
Uncensored porn. I can't jack off to pixels.
I'd marry a Japanese girl and start a hapa dynasty and invite the USA, Canada, China, and Korea to form a Hapa Empire of the Pacific and merge into a new master race and defeat the darkies.
>>55868878
Make loli even more legal.
>>55869080
THIS
kirr serf for hono o famirry
increase benefits for japs who have kids
apologize for nanking
Attend state dinners and wave at crowds, because I'm just a figurehead.
Remove commujism. Replace with NatSoc.
Become greatest military might.
Reclaim Best and Worst Koreas.
Prepare to nuke kebab.
>>55868878
Close borders
New Edo Era begins
Kill and deport all niggers and muslims
White and latinos are ok.
UNCENSOR PORN
Legal age for fucking women is 14 now
>>55869036
You got something you wanna tell us, Russia?
First act is I would restart Japan's military
Second act...
I claim all the waifus in the world because I'm the Emperor so I'm the best and those who would horde/hide their waifus would suffer by watching their waifus get gangbanged and mind broken by the soldiers
TL;DR Military and NTR
>>55868878
Fuck all because I'm an anachronistic figurehead of an economically crippled and militarily weak country.
tfw no Japanese Empire 2: Electric Boogaloo edition
>>55868878
Nuke ISIS and Kim Jong Un and get the west on my side, to help. Try to improve connections between Japan and the West tbqh.
>>55869228
>First act is I would restart Japan's military
You can't. You're still America's bitch.
Ban anime. Kill off hikikomori parasites.
>>55868878
Make Gravure idol's do hardcore scenes.
Recolonize Korea
>>55868878
revive Hirohito
>>55869224
Tentacle porn with lolis in burger costumes?
Close the fucking borders to anyone but tourists.
Fund traditional arts and heritage sites.
Build up the goddamn military.
>>55868878
>implying that the emperor has any power
Nice try, Momotarou. 帰れ。
>>55868878
>>55868878
change the flag to pre-1944 condition
>Emperor
If more than figurehead, create free market paradise. Otherwise I spend time refining myself.
Too soon man
Deport everyone that isn't Japanese.
State sponsored suicide program for the elderly. Kill off the huge amount of elderly with dignity and respect. Makes the cost of living in Japan lower for the younger people.
Build military bases on the Senkaku Islands
ban abortion, unless life of mother is at stake.
Command the An Sepeku from everyone in Japan, because they have the most generate culture in all of the north east Asia region.
OR attempt to build in military power, introduce NatSoc, and become the greatest power in Asia at the expense of immigrants in slave camps.
>>55868878
>wake up
>eat a glorious nip brecky
>go running in a bamboo forest
>have sushi for lunch
>watch a sumo game with a qt 3.14 jdm gf
>eat kobe steak for dinner
>drive up a hill in a skyline gtr r33 to watch the sun set on mount fuji with my qt3.14 jdm gf
>hectically skid down the toegay in my godzilla machine and stop by for a vending machine coffee on the way down
>stop by a ramen shop in downtown tokyo and drink sake with my qt 3.14 nip gf
>site see the city lights and then go to bed with my qt gf
>fall asleep happy
>>55868878
Make a televised demand for Season 3 of Spice and Wolf
>>55869638
I like the elderly exterminatus one. I will appoint you as rord of sociar affairs.
>>55869783
da feels bro, if life was this simple.
but no degenrancy must happen desu senpai.
i would purge liberalism and feminism at the same time
>>55869183
The legal age in Japan is 13 if you're under 20
Destroy Britannia
2 one piece chapters x week
>>55869911
that is national law. Prefectures have their own laws.
Nuke myself
>>55868878
look at the diviner girl's panties
>>55868878
Start a harem with all of my favorite Jav actresses, starting with these two
Make everyone in Japan work in Nintendo.
All citizens must work for the company. They will produce thousands of new games, products and consoles in the first several weeks.
Nintendo will become an empire. We take over neighboring nations with our Mario Galaxy themed aircombat weaponry with an internal game system and similar weapons.
Slowly, the entire planet becomes dominated my Nintendo. Children learn Nintendo history and in order to move on to the next grade level must pass multiple exams on various mario and zelda games, along with completing the actual games.
And then I look into the stars, and ask iwata if he's proud of me
>>55869783
>Wake up
>Grab a brush
>Put on a little make up
>In order to hide the scares that fade away the shakeup
>"Why'd you leave the keys upon the table' Says qt gf
>"Here you go create another fable" I respond.
>"You wanted to" she replied.
>She is mad,
I have dishonored qt and tell her I must Sepeku.
>She says "Yamatay" or some shit.
>"I don't think you trust in my righteous suicide" I retorted, tears streaming down my face.
>I cry
>When angels deserve to die.
>>55870300
I would kamikaze for you great emperor
Make a mother daughter sex holiday
Haruhi S3.
make everyone watch clannad and make all my paople cry like a bitch.
>>55869036
Tentacle porn with Russia and lolis.
>>55869808
This Anon knows my struggle.....
I would build giant Gundam suits.
>>55869080
I came here to post this.
Start Gundam project.
>>55870737
This desu senpai.
>>55868878
fuck and impregnate as many 13 year olds as possible
>>55869036
This and
>>55869080
This to be hornet, family.
>>55868878
Make anime real.
>>55868878
Force the guy who writes Berserk to get off his ass and end the fucking boat arc.
>>55868878
Remove censorship from porn
>>55868878
Impose mandatory
Birth program secretly using enhanced human embryos soon japan is has a booming population again and begins the destruction of Asia possibly the world Amerikkka and isreahell
and the NATO goofs plan an attack but it's to late Jap crap spies have infilrated their ranks
WEEBs now brainwashed by jap crap TV shows betray their countrymen
Nukes rain from the skies but instead of death and destruction the super human jap crap army
rises from the ashes the world is saved
Commit sudoku
>>55868878
Cut off OP's white dick
>>55868878
Invest all the war funds into the Navy and make the IJN rise again. First operation, send the Musashi 2018 and Yamato 2018 to the middle East and shell the fuck out of syria along with airstrikes from the Akagi Mk2 and Kaga Mk2. Izumo can also go to support.
>>55871568
It has already begun.
I've been training for this situation
>>55868878
Uncensor porn
>>55868878
destroy all the toilets
>>55868878
I would rebuild the military, make sure loli is banned forever, eliminate all anime, and make Japan build an NFL stadium.
>>55868878
Probably go to a tea ceremony or some shit.
How has Japan had an emperor for so long? Hasn't he been welfare queen numero uno since like the 1100's (besides that little diversion during ww2)?
Make japans economy great again
>>55872218
Are you kidding me? I'd create a clone loli factory. I'd put lolis in every pot. You can fuck em before you fry em.
>>55872200
>>55872218
Dude a Japanese NFL team would get destroyed
>>55872200
good luck, their toilets are borderline sentient
1. Decree national breeding program
2. Do part of breeding program with many qt's
3. Smile
>>55868878
Build nanobots that exterminate the shitskins.
>>55868878
Live the dream
>watch anime 24/7
>eat pocky 24/7
>play starcraft 24/7
>fap to my kawaii chinese cartoons and weird jav 24/7
>wake up at 14:00
>implying this isn't what he does already
>>55872170
Literally this. It's retarded.
>>55872749
>tfw Japanese toilets are literally smarter than the shitskins that don't use them
>>55868878
Nuke the USA and say, that it's for their best. Because, I don't know, why Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a good thing again?
>>55868878
probably nothing because it is a pointless title after the defeat in WWII, it's not like japan can militarize on its own again and become great. The recent law passed to increase military is nothing more than a controlled American measure to make sure the US is not the only force in the Pacific to oppose China. Even then, it does not really mean anything.
Hurry the fuck up and start building me some damn mobile suits for the removal of the kebab.
>>55872998
Miloslav is pissed off the US. stopped his grandfather from giving him Russo-Japanese uncles.
>>55868878
Motorboat Hitomi.
>>55873611
I claimed her first, Also I would breed her and have a huge big titties harem
>>55873611
>>55873674
Just imagine how many dicks and semen she's had on those torpedo tits of hers.
>>55868878
This
>>55868878
Annex the fuck out of Crimea
>>55873765
GOD DAMMIT
>>opens Hitomi folder
>>55868878
re-instate the shogun and crush all who oppose me.
>>55868878
Declare war on the US.
>>55868878
Attack Pearl Harbor again.
Those round eyes would never see it coming
>>55873930
What is this map representing
I make anime real.
>>55868878
ban anime
>>55868878
I will find two pretty japanese girls and have sex with them both.
After that iunno. Maybe shitpost on 4chan a bit.
>>55868878
develope nukes and nuke the USA
Make more people like this
>>55868878
Purge multicultural faggots
>>55868878
>SPAAAAaaaace!
>Take glorious Nippon to space.
>Use space in Space for more living space for the space-ace-slanty-face.
>All in all, SPACE
>>55874786
>>55870394
>>55868878
If I stay a dirty inferior baka gaijin then I commit sudoku out of shame.
If I somehow turn into a glorious Nippongese then I make a second season of my waifu's anime.
>>55868878
build a robot-maid army, conquer the world, make sure nobody leaves his/ home Country, force the white/western nations to have more children.
Then get married and make sure there's an heir to the throne.
>>55874673
Wait wait wait, attempted murder? So she lived? After being shoved into a train? Wait what?
>>55868878
>What do you want to do?
Build nukes.
Secretly train elite infantry.
Work with USA and South Korea to tentaclerape North Korea.
Invest in space, harvest asteroids.
Drop asteroids on California.
>>55868878
Remove mosaic from every JAV.
>>55876345
you just earned the Nobel Prize
idk desu
>>55868878
Uncensor all of the porn
>>55869398
revive Iwata
>>55868878
Harem
>>55868878
Collect all the big boobed JAV idols to my castle with Hitomi Tanaka being the first.
Uncensor all Jap porn.
Truly, censored Jap porn is the greatest tragedy of our times.
Ban facials in the eye
Invade Corea.
>>55868878
Allow for mass immigration to compensate for the low birth rate and ageing population.
>>55878493
This. War and cheap new land would get the Japanese breeding and would liven things up a bit.
>>55868878
>close borders
>massive mandatory breeding campaign
>start militarization process
>rape China
>>55868878
Blow it up
>>55869808
I didn't came here to feel...
>>55868878
Increase anime production threefold. Copy Korea and allow only government issued haircuts. Haircuts all look like anime. Spend three quarters of Japan's GDP on genetic research and gene splicing. Lift all or any restrictions on scientific research. Create Pokemon. Watch as my country becomes the most visited places in the world. Money from tourism through the roof. Keep all rights to Pokemon and export then at massive costs. People no longer want expensive cars or shit just a Pokemon. Japan is the new Dubai.
Fuck a jiggly puff.
>>55878925
This, we need immigrants to prop up our NHS.
>>55869579
>Free Market Paradise
You mean like the old days where Laudanum and liquor were sold as cold medication for children because products were unregulated, and workers had no rights and were paid measly wages.
Ban rori and open borders.
>>55868878
Declare Christianity to be the new state religion.
>>55868878
I'll have loud ungrateful degenerate sex with every teenage and young 20 girl on that island. Incoming half whites that can freedom and live to be 90
>>55870394
Haven't seen shitposting this good in a long time
>>55868878
Marry my waifu
Sex robots now.
>>55881143
hell no
Christians are cùcks
>>55868878
Order Hiroyukii assasinated
>>55868878
make anime illegal
>>55868878
giant schoolgirl bukkake party
Emperor has no true power.
If I had true power in Japan I would build giant robot to win Japanese support.
>>55871477
Do you still have your woody folder? Or is this one of the few surviving?
>>55868878
IT IS TIME TO ELIMINATE THE SHACKLES OF OPPRESSIVE MACARTHUR
NO MORE CENSORSHIP ON PORN
...
More to come...
>tfw would just NEET as the god-king of Nippon
The emperor can't do much though, but assuming he could:
>Give myself supreme power.
>Start a space colonization program
Japan has the financial and technological capabilities of pursuing space exploration, but motivation to do so is non-existent. Being told by the emperor to do so might change that.
Europe is going to shit. America is going to shit. South America is shit. Africa is shit. Russia has too much corruption to do this. Australia doesn't have the resources.
The only country that can and will do it is China. And then Japan will be stuck on this doomed planet.
Going into space is the only way to ensure the future of Japan.
Kill every single person I'm related to, then myself.
End the Yamato supremacy.
>>55868878
Generally, stay the course. Keep immigration to near zero. Tourisim high. But I would start programs to encourage masculinity in the young men. In particular, mandatory national service, and large amounts of youth organisations that involved outdoor activities, decision making and physical training to build confidence and masculinity in the crucial puberty years. And to instill national pride.
I'd also use my emperor cash to buy a Lamborghini.
Make Mako-Hime my wife.
Uncensored porn
Join hitler
>>55868878
Free hookers and blow for all men 20-30. Stop fucking a doll you fucking faggot and do coke off her ass
>>55882333
>Buy Lamborghini
>Cause a crash five minutes later because Asian driver
>>55881143
Is it at least batshit crazy japanese christianity?
Where jesus was japanese and his brother isukiri died on the cross in his place?
>>55882252
When you perpetuate the human race in space, please don't enforce ranking and the assigning of value through use of system of numbers, things of this, to humans.
I find, personally, from a glance, your culture starts imploding because people can't meet a standard and ultimately feel isolated.
And you should not feel isolation in space, that is not the future I want for mankind.
あなたは宇宙で人類を永続すると、ランキング施行し、人間の数字、この物事のシステムを使用することにより、値の割り当てないでください。
私は個人的に、一目で、あなたの文化は、人々が基準を満たすことができず、最終的には孤立した感じるので、破開始し、見つけます。
そして、あなたはそれは私が人類のために必要な将来のではなく、空間内のアイソレーションを感じるべきではありません。
Anata wa uchū de jinrui o eizoku suru to, rankingu shikō shi, ningen no sūji, kono monogoto no shisutemu o shiyō suru koto ni yori,-chi no wariatenaide kudasai. Watashi wa kojin-teki ni, ichimoku de, anata no bunka wa, hitobito ga kijun o mitasu koto ga dekizu, saishūtekini wa koritsu shita kanjirunode, yabu kaishi shi, mitsukemasu. Soshite, anata wa sore wa watashi ga jinrui no tame ni hitsuyōna shōrai node wa naku, kūkan-nai no aisorēshon o kanjirubekide wa arimasen.
I love how this thread keep thinking japan bois are all anime otakus that are introverted and shit :^)
not everyone is as fuck up as you m8.
>>55882292
But killing all korean in japan wouldnt end yamato supremacy
>>55882761
I'm sure that some kind of a compromise can be reached.
>>55882894
So long as isukiris in the canon, sounds like a total bro
>>55869974
All hail Lelouch!
All hail Britannia!
uncensored porn
legalize loli
support junior idol industry
make anime great again
resurrect oda nobunaga
>>55882969
>make anime great again
my sides
>>55868878
>>55882858
すごいGoogleTranslate、アメリカ先輩!
>>55868878
Well first off I would seize power by disbanding parliament and appoint a new one. It doesn't matter who I appoint so long as they are all aware I can disband them and appoint a new one again.
Then I would set about decreasing taxation, increasing inflation, and paying off the debt.
Liberalize gun laws.
Endorse military culture and military otaku via media games, anime and eroge.
We need them otaku militia dawg.
>>55883095
> military post by Vietnam
>>55879182
lost
>all these lowlifes jacking off to porn but dares complaining about degeneracy
That board is a joke.
I'll find biggest asian criminal
>>55874673
81 year old Jap doing the work for lazy anglo-scum. Well damn.
>>55883328
>looking for a leader in a /pol/ thread
You'd have more luck looking for moderate terrorists
>>55883364
John Paul II raped little animes.
>>55868878
Apologise to China for Unit 703, the rape of Nanking and everything horrifying thing that the Japs did to the Chinese in WW2.
>>55883622
nanking didnt happen
unit 703 was propaganda by americans
japs were defending their home, china started the war
>>55883622
>rape of nanking
>real
>>55868878
>Now, You are emperor of Japan.
>What do you want to do?
I'll get copies of Final Fantasy XV earlier than everyone else.
Apologize for nanking
Make more loli ainime and manga
>>55883622
>Being this kek
An hero
Endless insurgent guerrilla warfare with American pigdog occupiers.
>>55868878
Deport all muslims that might be there and close country off to anyone middleeastern.
>>55868878
finish nuking japan
>>55869036
Awwwww shit
I would start the NERV institute as an attempt to immortalize myself.
>>55881143
>Worshiping a dead kike on a stick
THE JEWS FEAR THE SAMURAI.
>>55868878
discourage women in the workforce
any woman that has not had a child at the age of twenty five (or is at least planning on having one with her husband) will be made to carry one of my children and be assigned a beta male to financially support her.
>>55883020
thats cute
Attack pearl harbor because it worked out so well the last time.
>>55868878
legitimately take 10 oku yen from the national treasury and then immediately resign that shit. this is all i want to do.
>>55868878
Remove Juden, Leave Murrica alone. US does not enter WWII, Axis forces win and the world becomes a better place.
>mass production of steroids and hgh, forced performance enhancement programs for young boys
>make monogamy beneficial for men and contain hypergamy as ruthlessly as possible (breeding program)
>most red pill education system ever
>have japanese SS secretly abduct all left wingers/traitors for experiments and blame it on ISIS attacks
>>55874701
my nigga
>>55868878
a giant robot octopus, death ninja lolis. Set the world on fire.
Step 1
>Begin massive interbreeding program between white people and japanese
Step 2
>Create the perfect master race
Step 3
>Conquer the world without white guilt.
test
create 3d sex robots
Mandatory braces for bad teeth
>>55872200
I'm laffin pajeet.
Declare war with every nation. For the lulz.
>>55868878
Let Chinese and Vietnams in.
Pearl Harbor 2.0
Grab 1 million of refugees from Africa and Middle East all must be men between 18-40 years offer them permanent welfare for every child they can have with a Japanese women, also give them free housing and free education for their childrens.
>>55868878
>be proud of how Japanese japan is.
>laugh at the west
>Shed a single tear
>Go back to executing people for being Muslim.
Touch little girls. Like always senpai.
>>55868878
Have a harem of Jap qts to sex with all the time.
ban anime
>>55868878
Immediate seppuku for being a degenerate white male making claims to the imperial throne.
>>55868878
Fly planes into American Naval base, spectacularly committing nation suicide.
>>55869426
RUSSIA YES! Now I can enjoy my 10th meal of the day and fuck her too~
Ban the megaphone cars shouting politics during election times.
Force all NTT equipment to play nice with DrayTek routers when put into PPPoE mode.
>>55873765
only answer is not enough.
>>55868878
Decensor porn.
Subsidize porn production.
Enact miscegenation laws.
>>55874673
Based
>declare open borders for everyone in the world
>charge $10k per person to get in
>make billions off of weebs
>attack pearl harbor
>force the US to nuke weebs
>abdicate my throne
>???
>profit
>>55868878
Order the production of whatever stupid anime I want.
>>55868878
Absolutely nothing different. Y'all have got things going well there, I wouldn't want to upset the balance.
>>55895218
>that gif
lel
Give myself all rare nintendogames and consoles. And all japanese manga and hentai on bluray.
>>55895413
Sweden please.
The very first thing you'd do is offer to take on all the refugees, and systematically breed the Japanese out of Japan.
>>55872200
DESIGNATED KEKKING STREETS
>>55872394
Eating loli is bad goy. Kabalaism is bad goy
>Collect 1,000 of the most beautiful Japanese woman there are.
>Have massive month long sexy party with them
>Reinstate the Gundam program that was shut down in the 80's because the Jews got too close to finding out
>Ban Islam and behead those who have converted to the religion in Nippon
>Deport all niggers and non-Japanese asians
>With the assistance of the Yakuza eliminate any and all triad operations in Japan
>Turn Fukushima into a powerhouse that holds tons of nuclear reactors and relocate the few people still living there
>No longer worry about power
>Have infiltration teams sent to America and slowly assassinate all the top ranking juden
>Go to the sleeping forest at the foot of Mt. Fiji and meditate in a cave until I'm dead for top tier canonization
