this board is satire right?
the fun part is picking out which posts are satire and which ones aren't
>>55865650
Yes goy, /pol/ is just satire. No one actually has strong right-wing views on here.
>>55865650
>>55865731
It's fun right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc
>>55865650
You are satire.
>>55865650
Why, are you a minority?
Nein, Judenkampfer.
Yeah sure it is anon, you wish this living hell was satire.
>>55865650
lets play "spot the reddit fag!"
oh wait, it's OP
Yes, it's complete satire.
Have you hugged a muslim today? They're going through a lot of discrimination.
>>55865650
Would be curious to know what aspect of the board you're referring to. For example, support for Trump? Racism? Islamophobia? Images of shirtless Putin riding a bear?
>>55865650
Sure it is, Jamal...
/pol/ population:
- .1% deep satirists who know how to stir the pot more effectively than anyone else; often ex-something awful posters
- 70% drooling idiots who believe all the vile spewed here
- 29.9% people here for happenings
I MEAN COME ON
>>55866949
>70% droolong idiots
Spotted the redditor
>>55865650
Totally satire.
In fact, as a white person, I just LOVE how California is now a white-minority state.
I LOVE being culturally enriched on a daily basis.
I LOVE being the only white person in a sea of filthy brown skin.
http://www.latimes.com/local/california/la-me-census-latinos-20150708-story.html
God bless the hispanics. They are only looking for a better quality of life, and we whites must not be racist and we must give them everything they think they are entitled to.
>>55865650
>Satire
Oy vey what an anti semite insulting the holocaust. What a shoah.
Hopefully. No one can be this stupid and pro-establishment. Right?
Right?
yfw the "/pol/ is satire" meme is now used satirically
>>55867845
That's right! That's exactly right! If someone comes into your country, you're only expected to provide the best for them! The worst can be dealt with by people of your own color!
I MEAN IT'S 2015
>>55866949
Most of the top SA trolls went to Twitter at this point because of the sheer volume of people they can troll at once.
>>55866949
>- .1% deep satirists who know how to stir the pot more effectively than anyone else; often ex-something awful posters
Some of us hail from /b/ when it was truly funny around 8 years ago. Some of us are the original trolls of this website.
>>55868222
>of us
you just gave away you aren't who he was talking about
>>55868076
I don't know about you, but I'm going to tell my white children to find a nice hispanic boy or girl to marry and have children with.
The t.v. shows and US government will thank me for being a non-racist if I do just that.
The US government and the media always have my best interests in mind, and I love them unconditionally.
They are truly our greatest allies.
>>55865650
Yeah I have lots of nigger friends.
>>55865650
Before the refugee crisis? Yes.
After? We fuhrer now.
>>55866949
I like to talk about history. /pol/ is the closest thing to a history board.
>>55865650
It's a mixed bag. But def not race-mixed.
>>55866670
>Trump
Not satire, I was skeptical at first but he's our only hope
>Racism
I can't really be racist, so that's satire. I'll totally call you a nigger on this board though.
I'm more culturalist I guess which comes to
>Islamophobia
Fuck this word and fuck Islam.
>>55868508
/his/
Some is satire, some is not. It's been overrun by normalfags, though. Maybe since Hiroshima Nagasaki regime change. Watching some threads autosage like right off the bat, hardly anyone seems to know what sauce means, it's terrible. Seeing people describe it as a community, fuckers are hive-minding left and right, it's disgusting.
once you get yourself in that groove of subversive thought, you start thinking that left wing views are satire, a really cruel, sarcastic joke that people are playing on people who are drunk on blind idealism.
It'd be hilarious if it hadn't gotten so out of control.
>>55868508
Did you know there is a
l i t e r a l f u c k i n g
h i s t o r y b o a r d?
>>55868648
>>55870299
In his defense hiroNEETo was pretty quiet about it.
>>55868014
Well the good thing is eventually the people who come here will realize how fucking crazy this place is and leave and become productive, accepting member of society.
>>55865650
killing yourself is a fun activity that you should engage in
>>55869185
really though... like Santa Claus tier mythology...
>you can make it happen
>a world without racism, class differences, or borders.
>a world without any need for laws
>a world where everything you could need is given freely, by the power of man's overwhelming love for each other.
yeah man we're actually all just muslims poking fun at ourselves haha :)
>>55865650
Oh, of course I'd never feel this way in real life.
No siree, I'm a good goyum who loves Israel and dutifully pays his taxes. Black lives really do matter!
:^)
Newfags the thread
>>55865650
This is satire. Everything here is a work of fiction, replied to in a tongue in cheek manner. To take even a minimal ammount of what is posted here seriously can be considered extremely indicative of massively overblown paranoia/racism/inability to comprehend what year it is.
>>55865650
s-s-somtimes it is
>>55865650
Half of it is. The other half are retarded Nazis.
I'm only here for the great gun deals...
>>55870875
2015?
That's a big number.
since when making origami is satire, faggot?
>>55865650
>>55870936
I can't speak for everyone on here, obviously, but I'm a white nationalist. Not a nazi, for sure, because socialism is a plague. If this were a planet filled with only white people of European descent then maybe, but not while non-whites can benefit from it.
Some of it is, but a lot of people are just really tired of all the anti white rhetoric being spread throughout the world and want a place to talk about it without being socially ostracized. This place is incredibly refreshing after scrolling through Goybook and seeing all the people defend Islam following the Paris shootings.
>>55865650
Think of us as gorilla ontologists
Holy shit man, why does this have to happen in Worcester?
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/11/15/assault-rifles-stolen-from-massachusetts-army-reserve-armory.html
>the majority of 4chan was a /pol/ hivemind years ago
>today only two other boards are still good the rest are just a further extension of reddit
Such cases
>>55865650
It was until about two days ago. Then it became mainstream.
>>55865650
Satire for the first few days, then you start to really think like this seriously.
>>55871259
this is one green city desu senpai
>>55865650
if shitpost and satire are synonymous then yes
>>55871310
>implying rejecting /pol/'s hivemind is a mistake
no a board that constantly has constant hitler admiration posts is 100% serious
>>55871387
Man I love it here, it's in the middle of a huge forest.
>>55865650
Sure, but it functions indistinguishably from an actual neo-nazi forum.
>pic related, is /pol in a nutshell
>>55871570
I mean, I hate /pol/'s hivemind but I'm a race realist.
>>55871614
>race realist.
"I believe in 1930's science and anything else is a bunch of jewish lies"
>>55865650
Short answer: no
The memes here are posted satirically, but the intent/knowledge behind their creation isn't satire.
>>55871675
No. I think that black people are noticeable different than white's jews or asians, and I don't think that's unreasonable.
>>55871614
Hahaha a "race realist" he says. Progressives call that racist.
>>55871675
People were racist way before the 1930's dude lmao
óp wants everyone here to question whether they're in good company or the just the butt of a joke.
and he wants the people who are so disillusioned by this possibility that they sincerely question themselves like this to gtfo.
and I agree with him.
>>55871677
took a long time before a good and accurate post was made
>>55871772
Yes but 1930's was the peak of racism in science and eugenics thinking.
>>55871745
I don't think any are superior, I think that we all have strengths and weaknesses. I just acknowledge that we are different.
>>55871570
You must be new here.
>>55871807
I mean sure, it lasted into the 60's though and I promise that racism is alive and well. I know black, asian and white people that are racist.
>>55871368
This t.b.h.
Once you swallow the redpill, there's no going back. Stick to reddit if you want to keep living in a comfy gumdrop fairyland.
>>55868508
This subtle troll...
10/10
>>55871889
Blacks can't be racist you oppressive white scum!
i started reading something awful forum posts at age 14 now i'm permanently stuck like this
i have to have a psychologist with weekly visits
twitter does come up a lot, i sit back on the couch and talk about twitter... if you're young please stop reading what random people write on the internet, it's very damaging to the psyche
>>55871925
I had highly impaired cognitive ability and serious mental illness caused by lyme disease and I really got into /pol/. When I cured the lyme and got back to normal I realized that you guys are all either very angry, very stupid, or some combination of the two.
>>55871925
And by very angry, I mean any kind of mental illness. There's a whole range here.
It was until reality itself became satire
>>55865650
Yes, yes it is.
>>55872026
doesnt your psychologist try to turn you into a leftie?
Nothing satire about Jews.
>>55872264
Having what manifested as essentially temporary brain damage made me agree with you guys so make of that what you will.
>>55872074
>>55872142
>When I cured the lyme and got back to normal I realized that you guys are all either very angry, very stupid, or some combination of the two.
Yet you're still here. :^)
>>55865773
Yes goy, /pol/ is ''right wing'', we support liberalism and capitalism and we oppose nationalsocialism.
>>55872352
For whatever reason, this board is incredible at gathering information of events currently happening in the world. It is really the only thing that this board is good for.
>>55872026
If I didn't take breaks from this place to go over to /c/ and decompress I would probably be screaming insane by now. Not sure how people deal with getting exposed at 14 since I came here at 30 and still feel like it's warped me. Seriously considering just stopping reading the news entirely.
>>55866095
>>55867553
>>55871925
>>55871310
>reddit fags lol!
I've never understood the hate for reddit
Is it because it's a moderated version of 4chan?
You can't post about how much you hate jews there?
What is it.
>>55872448
I find these faggots on reddit every day, and I see reddit OC posted on here every day, yet they all pretend they don't go there when they get here because they don't want to be judged by 4chan users. It's really one of the funniest things about this board.
>>55872448
you are either a fucking dedicated reddit faggot or never been there. If latter then go find yourself and stop asking people to spoonfeed you nigger.
>>55872583
>reddit OC
damn nice meme my friend
>>55872704
It's pretty childish really.
>>55865650
The fact that your shitty bait got almost 90 replies already (mine included) probably means you are right.
>>55872397
That and the humor is the only reason I come here. The racism and jew-hate is mostly satire.
>>55872448
If by moderated you mean actively censored.
>>55866949
i started on SA but left when lowtax started banning for saying faggot
been messing around here ever since
really strange watching 4chan become what it is today but i think it is more due to tumblr than anything else
>>55872744
>picture on the front page all day
>on /pol/ thread at midnight
It's not difficult to put the pieces together.
>>55872704
lel im on there right now trying to figure out why you people hate it so much.
Literally all i see is news and some interesting shit on the front page.
Please elaborate friend
>>55872448
I'm opposed to all moderation. On a fundamental level. While I know how to mind my P's and Q's on a strictly moderated forum, the fact that I have to watch what I say because some faggot has the authority to shut me down is pretty much bullshit. I rarely, if ever, say anything anti-semetic. I'm not even racist, but the thought that I need some fat power-tripping fag to shield me from the awful things people say pisses me off.
>b...b.bbut anon, what about child porn?
don't give a fuck.
get over it, faglord
I came here because I heard it was funny in a so-awful-you-have-to-laugh kind of way.
I won't say I buy into most of it but you genuinely get red-pilled on some topics.You'll see some very intelligent posts every so often.
>>55865650
Good goy, every post here is satire ;-)
Run along now, your Fallout4 isn't going to play itself.
>>55872853
thats because you are blind/retarded
>>55872842
doubtful
>>55872925
This is elaboration how?
>>55872925
I find /pol/ users on reddit all the time, it's not unreasonable to assume that they would use content from reddit in their posts here.
>>55872798
Censorship isn't funny. But reddit is.
>>55872310
holy shit, can't believe he said this
>>55872968
did you actually read some reddit threads?
Pretty much all of this board is satire. Just look at all the edgy nazi posters. It's literally a bunch of kids just blowing off steam.
>>55873051
You guys know that your threads are well known as the most retarded on the internet right?
>>55872819
SA 2003-2010 was the golden years
>>55872870
>it
>Is it because it's a moderated version of 4chan?
>You can't post about how much you hate jews there?
>What is it.
fair enough, at least you answered my question
personally i go on 4chan because people here tend to see through most of the bullshit that goes on, even if they through in a faggot and nigger here and there
>>55872979
this is why >>55873037 now fuck off redidtard
>>55872968
pic related retarded faggot
How Can Satire Be Real If /Pol/ Isnt Real
>>55865650
Yeah, we're all kidding
I love Britistan and i really want more refugees so i can be culturally enriched like the French were. I was gonna use my time and effort to help christians in the middle east, but instead im gonna give money to feminists, black people and muslims because they're really being oppressed anon
>>55873142
>SA
>good
Like I said. It's mostly satire and bait.
>>55872968
Okay I have determined that you are a nice Canuck who is actually seeking information. Reddit is moderated by liberal nazis who delete posts and ban users based on whether or not they (the mods) agree with what is posted. As a result, the culture of reddit is turning into a giant delusional hugbox like tumblr.
>>55871461
Yes, what Hitler did was pretty bad, who would think it a good idea to invade Russia in the winter?
>>55873213
>Wow its a rare notsodank meme, i never see those on 4chin!
Thanks for making me see the light anon
>>55873213
I got positive points for saying reddit's recent swing to the right is reasonable, and for naming all the times in the past year that would make people more racist and right wing. I throw around nigga and call black people violent and I've never been censored.
>>55865650
We post satire, and satire accessories.
At least, I hope this is satire.
>>55873307
thank you for giving me a straight answer friend
>>55865650
this board is containment
>>55873213
Let me put it this way. I can put up with not being able to say nigger and downvoting pun threads if I don't have to be surrounded by the mentally ill and the stupid.
>>55872870
Honestly if someone posted cp on /pol/ they would be doxed and arrested or lynched the next day. /pol/ is the Chris Hansen of 4chan.
>>55873378
found one within a minute and you did not manage that? Just fucking say it you are a dirty riddit nigger
>>55873400
hmm >>55873566 >I can put up with not being able to say nigger
>>55873566
then stay there
>>55873404
Considering #fuckparis is now a thing I think the POC have surpassed even our most insane ramblings about them.
>>55873566
you seem to be butthurt, friend.
do tell how can i help you
>>55873183
and furthermore, tripfagging and karma.
You can be a fucking dumb piece of shit, but as long as you say shit people want to hear, you'll be the most popular dumb piece of shit on the internet.
here, no one can let their reputation drag them around, either to the front page or the dirt.
>>55873652
No it's too fun to see how you guys react when confronted with reality.
>>55873698
Not butthurt, just telling the truth.
>>55873422
I got you, northern neighbor.
>mr.rogers.png
>>55873762
>No it's too fun to see how you guys react when confronted with reality
and I think its sad that you deny it
>>55873762
then i hope you enjoyed your stay, do come again
>>55865650
Redditfrog
>>55874025
youre that 'redditfrog' jew using murican proxy right?
>>55866949
>.1%
Isn't there more than 2% Australian posters?
>>55867975
have you ever considered that no one is pro-establishment and thats why it always fail?
>>55868648
>mfw I just found out about this board
>check it out
>no racism or prejudice allowed!
The gook running 4chan needs to change this... that is literally "history is written by the majority/winner"
Not all history is so black and white.
>>55865650
Everyone here is basically a right leaning nationalist libertarian, agnostic, centrist. Only a few posts are satire and those that are satire are threads ripping on anything left wing, socialist, marxist, communist, anarchist, multiculturalist, politically correct, atheist, feminist, etc. Basically its common sense with a far right twist meant to invoke a sense of humor and irony to those that post here regularly and shock and offense to new friends. Its funny because /pol/ is literally always right when it comes down to facts and the reality of our current political environment. The current mentality of the world today is so unfathomably fucked that even Nazi's would look meek in comparison. Nazi's today would look like the good guys and have massive support from a shitload of silent majority right wing voters across the world. Hitler today would be a godsend. Trump is the closest thing we have to someone who we all really want to win. To rule the world. In a sense he'd be the most powerful man in the world if he wins. Donald fucking Trump President of America. But I digress. When you ask if this board is satire like many many do when they find their everyday views challenged and feel a sense of dread or shock, its the entire reason the word "redpilled" exists. Its not just a meme from a movie and before reddit trashed its meaning and used to to cater to a bunch of far left fedora tipping athiests, it is a word used to describe what someone might feel at first when being smashed with cold hard facts and in turn find it hard to swallow. Why else do you think liberals on the news or in debates seem so surprised/terrified/offended when they get pummeled by facts and opinions that aren't their own? Back to the subject at hand, sure there is an acquired taste of humor on this board that takes some getting used to but know this, this board is not all satire. We are some very angry people,and we can get very loud when we are angry. And anger isn't satire.
Jews are bad, amirite guys?? /s
>>55874591
It'd just be /pol/ with dates if he did. I'm fine with how he's set it up.
>>55874592
> this post will explain everything you need to know about /pol/
>>55874592
>Libertarian agnostic centrist
Holy shit you hit the nail on the head. That is exactly what I am
>>55865650
>coming here for serious discussions
That ship has sailed. This place is 90% fun posting and failed happening predictions. There are a bit of good friends now and then(GOATMUSCLE...before the newguy messed it up), but I see autists and memes.
>>55865650
Again, if you have to ask, you shouldn't be here.
>>55868770
>fukken tweet
piers faggot BTFO
>>55875165
I'll go one step further.
We don't even kniw if we're joking ourselves
All satire. You and the other newfags can go back to reddit now.
If you suspect everyone is trolling, you have no choice but to take everyone seriously. It doesn't matter if they're trolling any more than it matters if they're serious.
>>55868532
I refuse to believe all the trump posts and memeing aren't satire.
>>55876482
I think one of the big issues with Trump on this board is he by far has the best banter of any presidential candidate so he is loved here even if people don't think he could meet any of his goals
>>55876482
When you've reached that point of frustration, where cheap political tricks amounting to the level of, "you scratch my back I'll suck your cock," have pushed you to losevall faith in the office itself, far more than the guy trying for the chair, Trump is the only candidate who is saying, "you scratch my back I'll fuck your wife."
>>55872853
>front page
>cringeworthy, cheesy pro-liberal/Muslim "muh heartwarming" damage control stories
>look at this garbage I made
>TIL that [long-winded drivel, always pro-libshit]
>IAmA washed up actor who wants to be interviewed by unwashed chucklefucks, AMA
>inane unfunny pic
>interesting
Dude it sounds perfect for you, why not just piss off, you've found your haven.
>>55868532
What about Jews?
>>55865650
first of all:
you are so "normal" and iron-clad mentally conditioned by society as such, that you even have to "cope" with what you read here by positing that is it satire?
that alone makes you creepy-close to a genuine sheep-minded individua
next, that you would have to ask shows you are not just a died in the wool (lol) born-follwer, but by having to ASK this question shows you are also exceptionally week minded and weak hearted
what the hell is wrong with you?
