Which would /pol/ rather hire?
>>55859688
Neither because I have minority quotas to fill.
>;^)
For what position?
i'd hire the tattoo guy, but he'd be put in a position where he'd never be seen by the public or clients.
can i make up a third ridiculous strawman? how about a little anime girl with a degree from yale that has to skip fridays to fight space aliens? ill hire her
>>55859688
First let me see a graduate from harvard with those looks
Neither
>>55859688
the left one, because this is a lawyer firm, not a fucking nuclear reactor idiot
>>55859688
The fact he is a Harvard graduate with a nuclear physics degree and still thought it was a good decision to get facial tattoos shows that while he may be a genius scientifically he has poor practical decision making skills and doesn't think of long term consequences
Neither of them is a 16 year old girl, would not hire.
And that's actually my current job
>>55859979
Peru
Left one is tattoo guy
Right one is normal guy
>>55859688
Nice strawman bro.
You should walk around Harvard someday, and also around meth-addict recreational places.
I'm sure you'll see your picture perfectly accounts for the kind of people that frequents both places :^)
>>55859979
high school dropouts make the finest lawyers in all of peru
>>55859688
why would i hire a Nuclear Physics for a job a High school dropout could do?
He wouldn't look like that if he was addicted to meth.
What a fucking ridiculous post
Literally neither.
>>55859688
Right guy because he doesnt have faggy tattoos
>>55859688
A fucking Meth addict with a suit???
Fuck off
>>55859688
So CM Punk or Jared from Subway?
>>55860254
> he has never worked in finance
>implying I can afford to provide Obamacare for either of them
No, I'll be hiring the hispanic woman instead, all of the quotas filled, and she's already on medicaid.
I'll pay her low enough that she stays on Medicaid though, I've got government contracts so I have to play by the governments rules.
>>55860073
>robs old people and addicted to meth
>normal one
Taco pls
>>55860195
Most meth addicts don't go full blown slum mode for years, you've been watching too much tv.
>face and neck tattoos
>no criminal record
sure m8
>addicted to meth
>has white teeth
sure m8
>>55859993
This
>>55859819
Only if she wears a little french maid uniform
Neither.
One does not have any proper qualifications, the other is lying.
>>55859819
I would hire her as well.
But only if no tattoos.
>>55860188
>PhD in theoretical physics
Maybe he thought he would reach 88 MPH before he hit the ground
Ink on skin just looks so ugly. No matter the quality of the drawing, it always looks terrible.
>>55860026
>Hiring 16 year old girls to try to get in their pants while keeping men out of work
This is a problem.
>>55859688
I'd hire the tatto guy and have him wear a hijab at work.
>>55859783
this
>>55860188
>Reading University
Literally who: the university tbqh
>>55859688
This simply wouldn't happen.
>>55860254
>what are the majority of Hollywood actors
>>55859688
You're retarded if you think a meth head can cover that shit up with a haircut. You would literally be able to smell their rotting teeth.
Neither of these people will ever exist as described irl. Cool propaganda, though.
>>55859688
Neither, they both obviously have serious mental problems.
>>55860736
>Coke
>Meth
>Same thing
Nah
>>55859688
the nigger in the back
>Not afraid to 'get his hands dirty'
>my wife says he looks nice
>Can put on a suit/shirt so is obviously in the top percent of his peers
>>55860613
/thread
>>55859688
Take both into back office. Bullet in head for each one.
>>55859688
It depends on the job, but probably the right
>>Guy on left
>really smart, probably wants more money if it's a shitty job
>has more obligations outside the company
>hasn't been caught doing any crimes, doesn't mean he is innocent
>He won't come in drunk or high, but he'll probably try to push for healthier policies or some shit
>invalidates the harvard degree, he went full retard once without being drunk or high
>>Guy on right
>use on the job training to fix highschool dropout con
>convicted sex offender means he is too stupid to get out of whatever he did
>put him in a menial labor job where he can steal from company or old people
>meth can be used as a motivator
>that is a nice suit
>>55862564
>convicted sex offender means he is too stupid to get out of whatever he did
Should've specified that this means I'll be able to catch whatever shit he does.
Also there is the possibility of being able to threaten worker with a call to parole officer.
>I would make a horrible boss wouldn't I?
