>jerking off at home
>suddenly loud boom
>windows shake
anyone else from Hellertown PA hear that? jesus. went outside I don't see anything. but it's dark out.
Friends and family live right near there. Any updates?
ye
it was ur mom she blew me hard
>>55858074
Don't see shit senpai. I live near 78 but it can't be a truck crash that wouldn't shake my windows.
probably pissed neighbor who knows what ur doing, keep defensive tools nearby
>>55857966
HOLY FUCKING SHIT CARBOMB IN PA. TURN ON CNN
>>55857966
It was probably one of those genius muslim kids making cool clocks.
>>55857966
Allentown here, Haven't seen or heard anything
>>55858633
If you heard it from allentown it'd be a nuke or something
>>55858128
I bet it's that guy from denmark down the street got my AR loaded.
>>55858146
someone confirm
Go back to /x/ you roleplaying faggot
>>55858146
HOLY SHIT MSNBC JUST CONFIRMED! TURN ON CNN
>>55859163
someone confirm
>>55857966
I think I have identified the problem. You live in PA. You should probably look into fixing that.
>>55857966
Probably just a power substation, happens all the time desune
>>55857966
I'm 10 mins from Hellertown, no happening boys
>>55859398
Fuck you PA is the best state
>>55859398
PA is fucking great.
>>55859234
http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-vehicle-explosion-111515-20151115-story.html
2 seconds of google.
>>55857966
It was probably a car wreck nearby
>>55859774
>>55859811
Except for that shithole Philadelphia and the fact your state has incredibly ludicrous alcohol laws. Other than that I'm inclined to agree
>jerking off
fucking degenerate
>>55859855
Jesus Christ look at the author.
>>55859855
HOLY FUCK
>>55859843
I TOLD YOU!
TURN ON CNN YOU FAGGOTS
WAS IT THE REFUGEES??
IS IT HAPPENING?
>>55860056
>it begins
I HEAR SIRENS NOW
Why is there only one source covering this?
Pleasebemudslimespleasebemudslimespleasebemudslimespleasebemudslimes
>>55860830
Mcall is the only newspaper for the region besides shitty local ones like hellertown review and that newspaper has one old lady who writes it and she's probably asleep.
Also 69 news is probably too busy talking about the weather.
>>55860953
Can confirm. Morning call is literally the only major news source.
>>55860394
Prepare yourself brothers. Its a new era. The chapter is nearing its end and the climax is next.
>>55860876
Fingers crossed.
>>55861031
>major
>>55860876
This
I mean are we happening or not? I feel like the Paris thing is just another one day shit fest that people talk about for 5 years straight and nothing else of the same magnitude happens. At least from the bad guys.
>>55860953
Copy tks
>>55857966
>yfw Vegeta is fighting Majin Buu one town over
RUN!
Mafia car bomb. Someone pissed off the Families.
>>55859774
South Jersey Best State
>>55861149
I doubt it. Hellertown is full of old people and there are little to no mudslimes in that area.
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Car-Explosion-Hellertown-Northampton-County-Pennsylvania--350291951.html
>news reports say one person injured
unfortunately probably an isolated incident, lads
>>55857966
>tfw when /pol/ is the first source for news yet again, this time because some guy was jerking off
>>55860056
autist confirmed.
>>55861414
No we aren'r
>>55859774
>>55859811
>MFW My state has no dry county laws, MFW gambling is legal, MFW prostitution is legal
PA can eat a huge steel dick
>>55862121
>mfw his state sells booze out of gas stations
>Mfw his state doesn't have glorious beer distributor culture
>Mfw your state has trenton and camden
PA best state fagget get out. you come over here to use our casino and cause so much fucking traffic you pig jersey fuckers OUT GET OUT. you can't drive fuck off.
>>55861414
I don't know what part of South Jersey you live in, but I'm surrounded by hispanics and blacks.
>>55862293
pffffffft I'm on the west coast gaylord, It took me one day in PA to realize how shit it is though. Stay assmad.
>>55862495
>West Coast
>>55857966
>mfw I live near there
>>55862631
pottstown reporting in, what kind of guns you guys got?
anybody else from Bucks County?
>>55862774
mosin and this.
>TURN ON CNN
>totallynotafakelink.com
>click it anyways
>shit's actually happening
>it's a fucking carbomb completely out of the blue
Well I've seen it all now, bye guys killing myself
religion of peace is at it again or what?
What the fuck
>>55863328
>>55863012
It's in the middle of a neighborhood in fuck nowhere PA. I doubt it.
>>55863388
>Lehigh Valley
>Middle of fucking no where
>>55863369
Isn't that the same bot who predicted 13-11?
Shit
>>55863328
>>55863369
>this after posting about the Paris attack on the 11th
buckle up, WW3 in 30 minutes
>>55863666
Nice.
>>55863666
>>55863778
I really hope this shit is just a crazy coincidence, because this one is scary
>>55863962
This is obviously fake anon. Bait harder.
>>55863369
>negative for virus
What virus?
>>55864140
Go look at the twitter account. It's been suspended, so you can't see the Paris prediction tweet, but you can see these. All were tweeted and there yesterday before this guy got shot.
>>55863369
But...there's no malaria in the states anymore so maybe the shooter is a REFUGEE ohh yeahh
>>55864142
>>55864140
Context for spookiness
>>>55859927
>>55864417
So this is essentially some John Titor level shit?
>>55864551
if John Titor was a bot that predicted an attack in Paris instead of claiming Unix was fucked if he didn't find a working unit of some totally obsolete computer, sure
>be me 10 minutes ago
>sitting at home on 4chan, jerking it
>suddenly EMS alert noise SCREAMING from somewhere inside my house
>amber alert on my phone
fuck that scared me
>>55862610
>East Coast
>>55864826
Same happened to me. Are u in dallas?
>>55864712
Well, all hail skynet I suppose.
>>55865036
nope, Wisconsin
>>55862293
Nigger the only thing good in PA is the Amish and Yuengling. Everything else blows dick.
Source: I live within walking distance of the PA line in Maryland.
>>55865194
>Amish
>good
wut
>>55864142
>>55864417
>Ebola in the US confirmed
Holy fuck I thought I was ready
I am so not ready
>>55865250
The ones near me are bros, better neighbors than 99% of the people in America because they don't fucking care what you do
>>55857966
Why do you cunts say dark out? What do you mean dark outside or what? Fucking hell m8.
>>55858096
Every time...
Post yfw it begins.
>>55865430
Is "out" not a clear shortening for "outside" in this context?
>>55865430
It's called speaking english. Aussies never quite grasped the concept so I don't blame you for not understanding.
>>55865681
wt m8 il fkn knock yas out ay knt fk u
>>55865251
>be in 3rd world country
>stand in ebola-stained shit
>wonder why i have ebola
ebola-chan's powers were overestimated, the kill is surefire yes.
it is HOLY FUCK YOU BREATHED IN A SINGLE BACTERIA DAWG YOU DEAD MAN YOU DEAD strong? no, but the world still monitors it rightfully so.
just don't be a pussy getting spooked by the boogeyman
![64317484[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qdiB51I.jpg "64317484[1].jpg")
>>55863328
damn if it happens imagine if they waited for the star wars movie openings to hit us.
>>55866395
Im screencapping this
>>55866653
post it to twitter/facebook for maximum effect.
>>55866737
the alphabet might come knocking
>>55867493
it's just common sense putting 1 and 1 together.
they just threatened and put out a list of cities/states in a video recently.
that post mentioning some cities on that list AND theaters.
they aren't stupid. They would want maximum body count and that's going to be the biggest drawing movie in the next 5 months.
note: Disney is run by jews. so maybe they can avoid getting hit? Disney owns star wars now.
>>55867793
Taking notes.
If the Jews sell Star Wars, be prepared.
>>55865250
>>55865364
This. Lancaster county native, half of my neighbors are literally Amish. They even built a school at the intersection a few hundred yards down from my house. They're great people. Then again, our families have lived close to each other for generations, probably since the 1700s considering my family was literally deeded our land by William Penn.
>post yfw a bot predicts your death
>it will be nothing like usual
>>55870784
cmon senpai get hypey :D
>>55864406
It sometimes gets people in the south, thats why they drink mint julips
>>55863962
I'm in Rockville, I could drive up to gaithursburg to see if you guys want. There's a nice ice cream place there
