>If you start with the crust: People who eat the crust first are described as “influencers” who are spontaneous and like to be different.
Or they just want to get at that cheesy crust quickly. No time for waiting.
>>55857132
He's mean :(
>>55857132
Because the American people really don't pick the president
That's all for show
>>55857132
The Republican National convention cant pick candidates for shit.
not that i don't like crust, but if you eat the crust first then how are you supposed to hold the rest of the soft greasy part? it's disgusting
>>55857132
Who's got time to discuss proper pizza eating techniques? Who fucking cares.
Roll carpet, peasant
>>55857132
>eating pizza backwards
Good enough a reason to not vote for him.
>>55857275
Got some mean dance skills
>>55857470
Actually thinking that makes you look worse than he does in OP's gif.
Which, he doesn't even look bad in.
[ ] Stumped
[X] Not Stumped
Because he's an idiot that keeps antagonizing people who would guarantee his victory through endorsements (Rubio, Carson)
The jackass has no idea how important partisan unity is in an election, but he'd rather make epig maymays that you fucking faggots buy
I'm voting for him for the lulz
What do you mean???
>>55857295
Fucking this. Also anyone who wants trump at the helm is a shit judge of character, doesn't understand his lack of qualification, doesn't understand the role of president, and wants a member of the 1% to officially be in charge.
Morons
friendly reminder that he is only doing this for a laugh and if he actually becomes president he will run the country like a business
don't see a problem with this at all
>>55857808
Either really retarded or just bait, its too hard to tell anymore.
>>55857132
>Trump prefers cherry-vanilla ice cream. He also loves hamburgers and meat loaf, he once told Us Weekly, but he doesn't drink coffee, tea, or alcohol, and eats only the toppings on pizza, discarding the dough.
Is this the redpilled way to eat?
>>55857132
I don't even bother to eat the crust and give it to my dogs or throw it to the garbage bin while there are starving african kids in the world.
Am I a capitalist pig?
He will win for the simple reason that he knows how to play the media and how to speak in front of crowds.
Only 50% of people need to hate the other candidate (Shillary) more than him for him to become president.
Liberal brainwashing. That's the only reason I can think of.
If you don't eat the crust you don't respect the pizza senpai.
>>55857976
>that portrait of Trump
I want to hang that thing in my room and pray to it every night.
>>55858094
>>55857132
I dip the crust in spaghetti sauce.
>>55857976
>no coffee, tea, or alcohol
literally Hitler
>>55858515
is that what a mushroom cloud actually looks like from below? curious
I can't wait to go full trump supporter if he gets the nomination
>>55858699
Leaders of the people should not submit themselves to these drugs.
>>55857793
This desu senpai baka
>>55857923
Shit argument, fuckstick. Prove me wrong, otherwise continue shilling for the system bootlicker
>>55858897
How is tea a drug? I agree with coffee and alcohol. But tea?
>>55857132
>Talking to politics with black liberal friend of a friend
>I say go Trump
>We talk
>he agrees with all of trumps policies except Border Control
>Starts getting triggered
>TRUMP IS RACIST BIGOT
>I ask for examples
>HE HATES MEXICANS
>Point out he thousands of Mexicans working for him
>SLAVE OWNERS HAD THOUSANDS OF WORKERS TOO
>Laugh out loud for a minute, he's getting nervous
>TRUMP IS RACIST
>ask for more examples
>uhhh picks up smartphone and starts googling shit
>TRUMP SAID BLACKS ARE LAZYAND ONLY WANTS LITTLE GUYS WITH YARMULKES COUNTING HIS MONEY in 1990
>mfw only argument is racism
>mfw he pulled the race card twice in a minute
>mfw he couldn't give a single solid answer about racism without resorting to google for a flimsy response
He's a a buffoon. This is Hillary's election to lose.
>>55857132
I've never seen someone eating a pizza like this. it's very disturbing tho.
>>55859135
>take girl home on first date
>never talk about politics on date
>she insists
>pretty cool, so I lay it all out
>tell her i'm voting for trump (she's canadian btw)
>FIRST OFF, HE HATES WOMEN
>say he doesn't
>she admits she doesn't really follow politics.
every time pol, every time
>>55859488
It was a marketing campaign for stuffed crust pizza
>>55859488
i believe it was a commercial for when stuffed crust pizza came out
>>55858983
lol, well thoughout post there friend
>>55859041
Lots of teas have caffeine don't they?
>>55857976
This crazy motherfucker doesn't drink coffee OR tea and only sleeps 3-4 hours per night.
I'd love to see a reading of Trump's testosterone levels. Either they're off the charts or the guy has a serious amphetamine addiction.
>>55857132
Every person I know who doesn't want Trump hates him with a fucking passion. Even republicans. During conversations with them they literally refuse to hear his policy and just keep saying that he's a caricature, racist, sexist, and a moron.
>>55857132
The crust is the worst part of the pizza. There's no cheese or condiments in it. It's literally just pure dough. The only reason I eat it first is so that I can get it over with quickly, and then I can really enjoy the best part of the pizza(the part that actually has stuff in it). And if you prefer the crust to the center of the pizza unironically you are nothing but a completely fine person and I respect your opinion.
>>55860068
>moron
be billionaire businessman
>racist, sexist
do his employees sue him
>caricature
implying people want to watch a show about serious guy on TV multiple times other than news and informative shows
>>55857132
He's a selfish moron with catchphrases instead of policies to be instituted and he would be an unequivocal disaster for our country.
>inb4 you call me a libkek
>>55860109
>not eating the crust last, but having kept enough topping attached to it to make it a delicious mess in your mouth
It's a pizza, if you can't figure out how to eat something so pleblevel, no wonder you foreigners can't into cuisine.
>>55857976
>Is this the redpilled way to eat?
Only if he also eats candy bars with a fork & knife.
>>55857132
what a backwards man. who the hell eats pizza like that
>>55860109
>The crust is the worst part of the pizza
That's because you live in a 3rd world shithole
Here in America where pizza was fucking invented we have many types of pizza and several kinds actually have better crust than the pizza itself
>inb4 you try to argue, you're a Brazilian you have no say it would be like me trying to argue with a Bong about good pie or a Belgian about good bread
>>55861191
Obama voters everyone
