Thermonuclear War
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Sup /pol/
You faggots want to nuke some sandniggers? Write swastikas on the earth with nuclear explosions? Let's do it.
http://global.thermonuclearwar.org/
What the hell did Ireland do to deserve that? Jesus.
>>55854875
Spoil the gene pool of the new world. You got lucky because of the Germans we are fucked here.
click link, this happens
Hey there's a Brookingsfag online. What's up mein neger? Just nuked you to be honest, family.
>>55854668
Ayy, stop nuking my states guise
We did it boiz
>>55856342
World over
how come we get bombed the most?
>>55855166
Why is your image so dark?
>>55856564
Good question. I bomb London for the lulz but have no idea why everyone else does.
>>55854668
>nuking Mississippi
We deserve it desu senpai
>>55856815
He prob has a screen dimmer app to escape the bright jew
>>55854668
>Connecticut
Wow, I can't believe I survived that nuke!
>get nuked again
>mfw
>>55856865
Giggled a little m80.
>>55856928
>escaping the bright jew
>giving in to the dark jew
Goodest fucking goy.
But for real, does that actually translate into screenshots?
6 gorillion nukes coming from colorado
how does this work
>>55857133
Does on my phone
Why aren't China, India, Pakistan nuking the living shit out of each other?
>>55857293
Oh okay. I didn't know it knew I guess.
Anyway, look at the world. Look what you're done.
>Philippines shitposting this hard
Fuck Syria
Lets go
http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
how do you play?
>>55857716
just click at the places you want nuked
>>55857755
which button
>>55857843
the click button
>>55857716
>>55857843
For some reason it didn't work for me while using Firefox, so I had to switch to Chrome. Once you give it your location you'll be able to click what you want to blow up.
RIP Florida
Ok who's writing a "14" in the middle of the atlantic
If I can't have you, then no one will
>>55858145
Thats me kek
>>55856564
Mad Cow is why.
Colorado sure does hate Australia
God wants Ohio gone.
Make it so.
>>55858460
Drew Carey is the only decent thing to come out of that shithole anyway
Why'd you nuke me fags :(
>more nukes heading for Australia, Sweden and the UK than Africa, Middle-East or China
>fucking Melbourne shows up
target aquired
>>55854668
Long Island reporting in. About to spam Nagasaki if anyone is down.
>tfw
I made a desert fortress for the nuclear apocalypse, good luck getting past the radiation Mexicans.
Fucked up Mecca pretty nicely.
>>55858755
Let's do it, NUKE THE GOOKS
>>55854668
We do need a wall to keep the nukes out.
>>55858767
>chooses the desert that's already coated in radiation and nuke craters
you had one job
fuck the marshall islands, fuck them hard
>brisbane bombing the fuck out of melbourne in aus gulf war
based
Hawaiian islands needed some love
argentina really dislikes europeans
>This Minisodafag who hates South Dakota
Cool game
>tfw ayy lmao is slowly wasting away
Just got done bombing the Malvinas. If i can't have them nobody will.
which one of you fags is this:
47 Goodlands Ave, Thornleigh NSW 2120
mispelled
what a disgrace
>>55859646
:^)
>>55859659
He was probably trying to spell the country of Niger
>>55859646
Ur mum m8
>wyoming
>>55854668
Kek, if you zoom in, you can see exactly where they are located.
Hello, Scottish person from Jamaica Street in Aberdeen nuking the fuck out of America :)
>>55859776
They deserved it
The locations aren't exact guys. It's probably only accurate to your postcode.
Swastika up over Romania.
Mission Fuck the Gypsy scum accomplished
GAS THE TEXANS STATE WAR NOW
I just built trumps wall guys
>>55860133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0
>>55859992
Nah dude, it says my location is like 10 ft away from where I actually am, its pretty accurate
Who the fuck lives in South Dakota?
fuck you nerd that lives in Yorkey's Knob
>>55859992
Yeah mine is literally on my house mate
>>55860291
Missile silos
>>55860226
based song
>>55860262
>>55860359
eh, mine is saying i'm from colorado. not accurate in the slightest for me
EVERYONE NUKE SYRIA AND DESTROY THE GAME
>Based NC
>>55860419
Your proxy is probably in CO then
>>55860425
this
oklahoma commencing bombardment
#rekt
>>55860425
Nah lets nuke israel
tennessee vs. somalia
Well, my work here is done.
This is boring, the site creator couldn't lay down any rules or something to make it more like a game?
>>55860820
Illinois vs South Africa
BUILD JEW STAR IN OCEAN
>>55857491
Philippines
You the real MVP
>>55860291
That's me, nigga. My town is 13,000 people.
Now I'll get doxxed by the hacker known as 4chan. Fuck...
>open link
>see this
It's like a bukkake of fucking war all over the planet's face!
>>55861351
sorry m8
>Escanaba Michigan
The fuck they ever do to you?
Bye Norway.
>>55854668
>tfw i watch as no place in canada worth mentioning gets nuked
>realize i live in no place worth mentioning
Crashing this game
Because two bombs wasn't enough.....
>>55854668
glad to see theres no hate for ohio
>>55861706
AYY
>*picks up hockey stick*
HOL ON 'ERE
>*eats poutine*
WHAT'S THEES ABOOT
>*pours syrup*
HOL UP A SEC
>*ice skates*
WUTS YE ON ABOOT EH?
>*lights joint*
YUR SAYIN THOT
>*receives medical treatment*
THIS YANK OVER ERE
>*puts on denim jacket*
NOT TWOO COLD OOT T'DAY
>*becomes hypothermic*
YUR TELLIN ME THOT
>*apologizes*
HOL UP
>*starts hunting*
TIS AIN'T TIM 'ORTONS EH
>*blesses the queen*
BUT HOL UP ERE
>*burns down the whitehouse*
ERR WE GOIN OOT FOR A RIP THEN EH?
>*jingles coins in palm*
WHATS YUR TELL ME IS
>*takes out chapstick*
YOOER GOIN ON ABOOT
>*puts on toque*
LEMME GET THOS STRAIGHT ER
>*slams a mickey*
SORRY ABOOT THAT
>*hops on snowmobile*
ATTACHE TA TUQUE!
>*avoids bear*
DUDE
>*trips over chinese tourists*
WEED BRO
>>55861906
Now theres no Ohio
There's so many east coasters
>>55854668
> and nothing of value was lost
is this what are you doing at work?
>>55861455
Na, it's cool. I probably deserve it. Nice dubs.
>>55862104
Myrtle Beach here
How's the West Coast?
>MEANWHILE IN SHITPOST LAND
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO FUCKING REFRESH EVERY 30 SECONDS GODDAMN OR IT GETS SLOW AS SHIT
Looks like I know where I'm moving when SHTF
>New Zealand
>Not Nuked
Oklahoma City/Dallas vs. Quintana Roo
>>55862227
I'm in San Diego
It's raining here right now, but at least it helps the drought. How's the east coast? I've never actually been there.
>Location of the US Nuclear Bunker
>>55862425
On it.
>>55861456
All of Michigan is an insult to the white race fuck you
Nothing but race traitors and whores
>>55854668
Japan you fucker.
This is pretty fun tho.
>>55862478
It's decent I guess.
I don't know about the rest of the east coast, but it's almost always above 70 down here.. The people are also usually friendly.
However, we have wayyyy too many niggers.
all fellow texans launch nukes at cali with me
>tfw I just bombed my own country and closed the tab
How do I shot nukes?
>>55854668
>http://global.thermonuclearwar.org/
How the fuck does this shit work??
>>55863052
>>55863059
Allow location tracking via browser, click to fire nukes
>No is nuking Hillsdale Michigan
KEK
Damn it.
>>55857491
>Philippines out for blood
>>55862792
Yeah, it's always 70+ here too. Sounds nice, minus the niggers, I'll have to visit one day.
>>55862947
Prepare for the nuclear holocaust texass
Who is making that swastika in the atlantic?
>>55863326
who isnt?
>>55863199
Only against China.
Fuck that Jap who nuked us first. We're allies, you maniac!
>>55863201
It is, however never visit Myrtle Beach, I just live here because I like living near a beach.
My city is basically party city, it's where all the degenerates come when they want to party, and when that happens, you never want to be here.
The traffic is also always shitty from spring- early september due to tourists as well.
> /pol/ is always shit
Noice.
Somebody likes Pennsylvania, ngl.
>>55862720
Noice, since you're there could you make Hawaii go bye bye pls?
doing gods work boys
>>55863632
Bye Pennsylvania
>>55854668
>no one nuking Israel
oy vey
Yes indeed.
>>55857843
Bro, i know it's booze time, but get your shit together
>>55862205
rue21 vs the world!
Applebee's has rats!
fucked up the B lads
lol, Pot.
What is this faggot doing at an elementary school?
Oh shit, more florida fags.
>>55864090
oh lawd, preteen /pol/lacks up in this bitch
>>55864090
could be the janitor.
WHO RUINED MY SPURDO
>>55864273
I thought it was a pepe
>>55864090
Willing to bet it's security guard or other guy 'working' late. KEK
Too late Brisbane you cunt.
>>55864090
It's real close to UCSD, maybe its just the location fucking up
LEL the fag forgot to fuzz the missile paths.
>>55864383
>the city of memecity
>>55861351
Huron?
Why is Australia drawing a bent dick?
>>55864706
Pierre, breh.
>>55864777
i was having fun
Oh god...I am laughing way too fucking hard....
Eat shit and die, mexico and south America.
From Idaho, with love.
Who's the faggot on East Kings Avenue in AZ shooting at New Zealand?
Meh, I'm done. Thanks /pol/.
Who the fuck nuked Paris.
>>55865186
You, I like you.
Good work.
>>55864777
That's an Australian Periscope.
>>55865237
isis
http://www.groupboard.com/demo/
Should we redpill them /pol/? Right now they're just drawing faggy anime shit
how do i even play it doesnt make sense
WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOT SPIC ILLEGAL ALIENS IN CALIFORNIA IS SHOOTING BOISE, IDAHO??????
FUCK YOU, SENDING YOU SOME LOVE RIGHT NOW.
Based Utah bro is helping me nuke mexico.
>>55865237
Me
I also sent St. Petersburg back to the stone age
You're welcome
Obama confirmed to browse /pol/
>>55865510
Also, they IP banned me lel
>>55854668
Come on it's...
>tfw I bombed iceland
>>55865600
Also sending much love to japan, leaving no survivors.
>>55865320
I got ip banned lol that didnt take long
>>55865577
hahah same fuck them
>>55865510
All I did was ":^)" and I got banned lmao
>>55865510
I saw that, made my laugh my ass off. I didn't even know they could ban.
spain fag nuking the middle east from his phone in the middle of the street
>>55865320
we need more things like this what boards draw gay shit online we can ruin
>>55865706
The madman.
Who's that somali loving German Kek who nuked Karlstad?
Defcon is better than this shit.
>>55865320
>http://www.groupboard.com/demo/
Kek 'NO SWASTIKAS THEY'RE OFFENSIVE", then a swastika appears and the screen fills red. The page is running to slow to bother with right now, /pol ruins public toys again
>>55854668
Everyones fucking up PA
I fucking hate guatemalans.
Can we please gang rape them?
>>55866092
I wanna draw hitler but the thing is too laggy, its still fucking hilarious watching them react
>>55866259
Zoom in more, it runs much faster.
>>55866259
Oh nevermind, you're on some other gay shit. Fuck off.
>>55866011
Looks fun, is it active?
>That Portuguese madman throwing down the gauntlet on the middle east
>>55866479
almost as active as you're mom is on this dick
>>55866968
>>55866479
Dead game
I wrote POO over india but it got ruined quick
>>55854668
Hmm this isnt working for me. Maybe adblock?
>>55868859
nevermind fixed.
fuck you san fran
>>55862146
Wtf I beg to differ.
Thank you to the person on the West Coast helping me keep my 'CUNT' in the Northern Pacific in proper condition.
florida bro in daytona beach what up
Fuckin Michigan and Colorado up in here motherfuckers.
>>55870303
hehehehehe
>amerinukes
>>55854668
Hahaha WTF
>>55870495
Michigan <3s Colorado.
>>55854668
Strange game. The only way to win is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?
nukes heading for sweden
nuke eritrea right now
How dare you bomb me?
MALVINAS BTFO
FINLAND STOP BOMBING ME
kek
>>55871744
my greatest achievement
>>55871786
good work
>>55871248
Never! We bomb niggers!
>>55872023
Stop denying my whiteness pls
keik
>>55872081
The Great Mongolian Empire never admits it!
i did my part
I made the country of the shitpost proud.
>>55872627
Now turn it into a larger AY LMAO (zedong)
dunedin bros i see you and i approve.
Israel getting BTFO atm.
>>55873108
You too by the almighty argie superpower
>>55863954
wtf man u_u
>>55873108
Did the world a favour, though I destroyed my home in the process.
>>55873289
Also, rip dindus
>>55873334
Fuck off kelowna
>>55873534
the great canadian swastika rests for no one
lol Antarctica getting nuked to hell
YOU MISSED FAGGOTS
>>55873598
Yes I figured it would have the longest detrimental effects to everything
>>55873877
the sudden rise in sea level would be quite a show
>>55873675
NO FUCK YOU CUZZIE BRU
australia is no more
>>55860863
>D E S I G N A T E D
>>55859646
Hey that is rude dude..I would have cleaned the roof and cleaned the garden first!
>India
lmao
>>55874032
can you tell me who won the RWC 2015 m8?
>>55854668
Why is it not password protected (and why is the password not "Joshua")?
>>55860226
How do you fire the nukes? I can't seem to get any to fire
>>55874313
Sorry man, can't hear you over the fission ;)
>Live in california
>You are placed in colorado
lol ok.
>>55874699
it could be due to your ISP's location
I wrote pol next to africa
>>55873805
Rip chilliwack
>>55874699
lucky man, go chill at NORAD Cheyenne Mountain Complex and fling nukes
>>55874923
Which one of you niggers did this
>>55875133
not me
only nukes in north america i fired landed in seattle
all others were over seas
US, UK, Australia and Russia all nuking India
kek
kek
>>55875516
Nice one bruvah
Colorado wants this to happen in earnest.
Get out of our elections, and stop stealing our fucking water.
>B U I L D
>D A M
>>55876099
Nothing to do so I'm back.
>>55877130
topjej
How do you fire nukes? Doesn't seem to work in firefox or microsoft edge
>>55877350
Do you have location services disabled?
Jesus Christ did someone piss Australia off?
Calling for a coalition strike against them.
>>55877751
working on it
>>55877751
kansas city anon launching now
someone in denver is just nuking remote northern canada
just decimating some mooses
>>55877751
>>55877769
just launched everything
>>55854668
Welp. Accidentally made Alabama nuke itself 10/10
>>55878136
hopefully you got all the niggers
>Alabama vs. Ausfailia
Who's gonna win?
HAHA who is nuking from the valley? brisbane
CALLING FOR COALITION STRIKE ON THE AUSFAGS
Don't worry australians, I'm going to cleanse Tasmania so you don't need to.
War... war never changes
All out on USA!
>>55858750
i'm on it cobber
>>55879202
Way ahead of you. Look at montana. My devices are tool slow. Halp with spelling
>mfw the british indian ocean territory is firing nukes
Who the fuck gave them nukes!?
About fucking time my nukes hit Antarctica.
are you trying to flood the world?
bring all weapons to bear on the syrup niggers
>>55879860
>killing humans
>not killing the reptilians in antartica
>>55877350
Takes a good while
War!!
>>55880163
P O O I N L O O
ATTACK ON AUSTRALIA NOW!
-moscow
anyone just see my ring of death?
>>55880163
good god I can't imagine how horrible that would be in a phone.
>>55880897
good one
ANTARCTICA BRINGIN HEAT
>>55881353
This is what we get for melting the ice caps
How do they even!
>>55881353
Do you imagine how much water that will release?
>>55880555
Get rekt Moscow.
>>55854875
All potatoniggers must die
Somebody make a giant YES in the norwegian sea
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