This is Jim Titor, son of John Titor. I have come from the future to warn everyone of what's to come. You have no idea how happy I am to see this website exists still.
First I need to ask a few questions. Make sure I have a handle on the situation.
What year is it?
Year 69
Um you do know there's a time stamp on your post?
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>>55848122
Shit.
>>55848189
Wait, there was a 15th month in the year 69?
>>55848270
No wait, I think I understand now.
You still use month/day/year right now right?
>>55848270
Dont address me in such a manner ever again you rancid swine
>>55848046
>You have no idea how happy I am to see this website exists still.
>still
you're from the future... and you travelled back in time
>>55848046
>Im from the future
>Doesnt know 4chan exists
>still
you dun goofed OP.
delete and try again tomorrow.
>>55848600
Time travel isn't as precise as it could be. Many brave men died to get me and my craft to the past before the Global Caliphate forces could take it back.
>>55848046
What year is it?
judging from the opinions thrown around here, 1840s
test
It says right there Jim you fucking retarded piece of fucking shit.
How did you get to a computer before finding out the year?
Were you deprived of oxygen at birth Jim?
>>55848831
>Global Caliphate
Well, fuck...
>>55848836
I
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COME
ON
>>55848645
>mfw reading OPs comedy
also John Titor...man that was quality kek the first time round.
you know the year
>>55848046
Its 2015. Nov 15, 2015
>>55848970
meester yim no here senpai
>>55848970
Yes. The Ministry of Women and Gender requires all infant boys to be baptized in water until they drown to be revived. Failure to comply results on castration if the infant.
It is a cleansing ritual.
>>55848836
WOOOOOOAAAAAH SICK BURN DUDE!
THE CURRENT YEAR
W
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>What year is it?
>>55849139
>>55849251
No. Oh no... It's 2015 and he's still alive?
This man, this traitor. He must be assassinated. He is the key to all of this.
If you are posting here stop everything. Find this man and assassinate him.
He must not live to see 2016.
>>55848046
IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR ANON! THE CURRENT YEAR I MEAN COME ON!
2015
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What is the current status of white people?
If the Great Traitor is still alive in 2015 has Race War 1 broken out yet?
>>55849566
Wow ehm like really? Like the year is almost over and i dont wanna do anything right now, like check your time privilege like its totally triggering and i dont have to live through this like its
2015
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>>55850441
No! I will do no more checking of anything!
>>55850819
Just stop triggering me. This is a safeplace you are disturbing
>>55851300
You are the cancer that will pvertake this planet!
Your safe spaces kill freedoms. The only triggers that matter to me are the ones on my guns.
New Trump City will make the Earth great again and it starts with 2015.
If any of you have sense, if any of you value your ways of life, then elect Donald Trump. We did not in my time and we paid the price.
This is Johno Titor-Lawson, son of Jim Titor. I have come from the far future of about 20 hours ahead of you yankee cunts. Not much on really. Saw a movie yesterday night, which in your time was two days ago give or take. That new bond film, was a bit boring in some bits so I'll warn you off seeing it but I think in your timeline it's probably been out for a while.
This time travel shit ain't easy m8
The year 1 million and a half.
Mankind has been enslaved the giraffe.
When are you going to save Mayuri you useless fuck?
>>55852290
You cannot fool me. I have no son.
>>55852985
I'm here to save everyone. All lives matter to me.
>>55848046
>What year is it?
THE CURRENT YEAR
>>55848046
6 gorillion
>>55853093
If you wanna save everyone, and all lives matter, why killing me?
>>55853311
You are not alive.
The ultimate answer is 42
>>55852139
Guns are bad, m'kay?
>>55848189
R E K T
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T
>>55853093
>All lives matter
Stop triggering me, shitlord.
>>55848046
I can see that this board has been infiltrated by SJW scum. It sickens me that you of all boards let this happen /pol/.
I'm going to have to try Plan /b/ after all.
>>55852290
This is Jane Titor-Lawson-Rodriguez the trans-gendered descendant of Johno Titor-Lawson but you can just call me Jane since last names denote ownership and my preferred pronoun is xur. This shit head is trying to change the future you must stop him at all costs. We live in a utopia now were all bullying and racism has been eradicated and men aren't needed anymore. A future where the patriarchy doesn't exist.
