I don't know shit about politics. Can someone give me quick run down of the candidates political views/plans so I know who to support?
>>55843946
How big is your dick? Are you more of a "jock" or "nerd"? What kind of music do you like? Are you white or non white? We need to know these things before we know what political opinions are right for you.
>>55844117
6" dick
nerd
hiphop
non white
>>55844319
You're more of a 'slightly interested in politics/left leaning' type. You definitely don't support Trump, but you can tolerate some of your white friends talking to you about Rubio or maybe even Carson. Ultimately, you'll always end up voting for the Democrat.
>>55844532
thanks i guess
>>55843946
Sanders: free shit
O'Malley: ban guns
Clinton: first womyn president and 9/11
Cruz: eternal glory with less Obamacare
Rubio: eternal glory with more Mexicans
Trump: eternal glory with less Mexicans and more wall
Paul: eternal glory with more warrants
Bush: common core and Spanish as the official language
Kasich: balance the budget with high taxes
Christie: talk about Hillary directly into the camera
Fiorina: create jobs for the people she laid off
Carson: O beautiful for spacious skies, for pyramids of grain
Jindal: ---------Who
Pataki: -------Cares?
Graham:--------t
Gillmore:---------b
Santorum:---------h
>>55843946
Honestly, just lurk more. You have a year before the general and shouldn't care enough to vote for the primary.
>I don't know shit about politics
You're in the right place then
>>55843946
are you white and educated? vote webb
if neither, kill yourself
so many americans in here.
And id vote for Trump or Sanders because of free shit
>>55843946
>push socialism into america
sanders
>further dismantle the west
clinton
>a second nigger on the trigger
carson
>9/11 was an inside job
paul
>make america great again
trump
Your pick.
>>55844971
>>55845317
You guys for that he said he had a 6 inch dick. He doesn't have the anger that comes with being a DON'T TAKE MUH GUNS Republican.
Vote for Vermin Supreme.
>>55845293
maybe because the thread is about american politics autismo
>>55845508
Meant to say forgot instead of for
>>55845677
OP said he had a 6 inch dick in the beginning of the thread. Does that sound like a Republican to you?
>>55843946
>I don't know shit about politics
>is on /pol/
?
>>55845135
>trusting /pol/ for a balanced opinion on the election
How long have you been here? There are constantly like a dozen threads memeing about Trump.
>>55845288
What if I'm only one?
>>55843946
see >>55845288
Webb is the best choice. More foreign policy experience and knowledge than every other candidate. veteran and military understanding of America's ills and what they mean to a declining superpower and to the world. cautious of increased executive power and believer in federalism and the constitution. Novelist and Philosopher who knows that progressives are bankrupting this country financially and morally. Old member of Reagan's cabinet and proponent of lowering corporate taxes to bring investment back to the country while at the same time cracking down of international finance and globalism that is impoverishing our nations least well off. ect look him up
>>55845931
No its too small.
>>55846156
looks like we know which one
>>55845293
Knowing Trump he'd just steal it back from you, but Bernie seems like a pretty cool guy
>>55846283
Very funny. But we all know why Rush Limbaugh is so angry all the time.
>>55845288
>>55846160
Didn't Webb quit running?
>>55846491
It's true though. Stronger men are confirmed to be more likely to vote conservative.
Who is rush limbaugh?
>>55847339
You can have the biggest muscles in the world, but you can't do anything about being born with a pathetic white cock.
