What does /pol/ think of John Green?
Eating Cheerios doesn't turn your vag into a roast beef sammy with mayo :^)
>>55841997
keklord
>>55841997
seconde thread of the day i have seen
i think its bots who make threads like this
anyway
reported
>>55841997
>do you think it matters how many needles I shared?
Would you like to eat a bowl of cheerios that had the jizz of 100 men instead of milk in it
>comparing people to cheerios
>>55841997
I watch him for the history videos, which I hope gets a new season soon.
Liberal, not just in a 'that's my opinion' way but in a 'that's the only correct opinion' way.
My less conservative friend told me that when questioned about his lefty bias, John replied 'life has a left-wing bias'. My friend thought this was a smart response for some reason.
>>55841997
You do know why he came up with the cereal comparison, right?
Pic related.
I think he's the voice of modern day America. Butthurt Americans might disagree, but remember that this is the Sanders generation not the Trump generation.
>>55841997
>MONBOLS :D
>>55841997
reading quotes like that it's shocking that he claims his forte is history
>>55842564
Wow, it really puts things into perspective. Holy shit.
>>55842626
The 2016 election will show us which one it is.
>>55842564
How many different men did she bang during those 4 years? Hell, I think she's still banging some of them. It wouldn't surprise me if it was with his consent.
>>55842286
Yes, because people create bots that only post John Green threads for no apparent reason. Seriously, what the fuck would somebody gain from that? Given this is 4chan, I honestly don't see how somebody's life so miserable and worthless would prompt them to do such a thing. Unless of course they are from the Dominican Republic.
>men, regardless of attractiveness, must be confident, charming, willing to buy drinks all night, and must be almost entirely error-free the entire evening in order to go home with a woman and even then 75% of the time she'll reconsider and you still won't get laid
>a 3+/10 woman can walk into any bar in the world and find someone to sleep with in minutes
>DOUBLE STANDARD LIKE SO UNFAIR
>>55841997
He found a way to make a lot of money by just saying what young liberals want to hear in a snazzy way.
I think he's a pretty smart guy. I wish I had realized how easy it was to take young tumblrinas' parents' money from them.
>>55842811
You don't see any Trump hype on Reddit do you?
Reddit is a normie website with average users.
>>55842564
John Green confirmed as a legit kekold, holy shit
He seems rather dumb.
>>55841997
Literally a kek.
>>55843282
my seventh grade history teacher was from Trinidad and Tobago. had us recite a pledge every morning about not being lazy bums
>>55841997
even /lit/keks will openly call him a kek
I wonder what it must be like being the fourty eight man in a relationship. Her pussy must've been destroyed.
>>55843282
>gets rejected by his now-wife in the past
>publishes book in 2005
>marries in 2006 (oh i wonder why)
>a lot of his books have the premise of the nerdy guy getting the girl in the end
>>55841997
keklord. Holy shit that man is pathetic, yet I actually feel sorry for him. His wife is probably the only girl that he has been able to get with while his wife probably had more guys. Sloppy 200ths. If his wife wanted a open relationship he'd grant it, but she'll be the one with relationships and not him..what a total beta fag.
Mediocre-to-sub-par author who is very good at pandering who his target audience. Hilariously complains about specific tropes for which he is famous for utilizing, then continues to use them anyway.
Odd in his understanding of philosophy. The /lit/ meme about praising Aquinas out of one corner of his mouth and spewing nothing but contempt for Aristotle out of the other is a meme for a reason.
Good at helping get kids interested in history. His Youtube series is easily the most meaningful work he's ever done. For this alone I can at least tolerate him, even if his videos are made for those with below-average attention spans.
Apparently he is a master of being a kek and a failure at making analogies. Ironically being the former seems to always indicate you will be the latter.
People like this just aren't realists. You'd think that for a being guided by emotions, they'd understand why some people might feel a certain way.
Bleeding heart on some things, cold and emotionless on others. Entirely unrealistic on all of it.
>>55841997
I see this exact same thread all the damn time
Please fuck off John Green. We all know you're trying to get validation from people's negative opinions. You shrug them off and call them stupid, racist, misognsytic. While believing you are superior to them. Please hang yourself, whoever you are OP.
Am I supposed to know who this is? I'm going to go out on a wild limb and say it's one do those le YouTube celebrities and you all are 16 year old children. Go back to your containment board kids
>>55841997
He's wrong, in this situation the girl is the cereal.
When 47 people eat a cereal once and never come back for more, it means the cereal is shit. The same with women.
>>55842564
C U C K
>>55841997
dont know who he is but judging from that quote he is a gigantic faggot that promotes degeneracy so the likes of him should be cleansed from this earth.
>>55841997
Arsehole.
>>55843532
Your teacher was probably glad to get away from the laziest population in the Caribbean
>>55841997
Cúckold
He's a leftist kuck.
Also:
Cherrios doesn't get a say when and where I eat it. I'll NEVER ask Cheerios if it's okay for me to have some. Is that the view he wants me to have of women? That I can just have sex with them any time, anywhere, with no consent established, because fuck them they're just cereal?
What a fucking buffoon.
>>55847312
pinche listo
am gonna do the same from know on
Green is a Cúck
>>55841997
His girl lives in the cereal aisle.
>>55841997
Just seems like someone furthering degeneracy. I've been with 1 person sexually and married that person. I don't think that sex with that many partners is good for someone. Mentally or physically.
>>55842564
If he became a successful author in those four years before they got married, my sides will reach warp speed.
>>55848269
His first book was published a month before they were engaged so pretty much
>>55848269
>>55843846
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
