LOL
>tfw onion political cartoons are only marginally stupider than actual political cartoons
Going in a mindnumbing circle of having your boss tell you that you are nothing.
>>55841606
Elitists? Bernie Sanders voters more like it
>>55841606
>"I'm a moron who couldn't get into college!"
>"Oh look those kids trying to make the world a better place for themselves and everyone around it are failing!"
>"HAHA! This makes me feel better about doing absolutely nothing with my pathetic normie life! More money for more beer!"
That's all I see.
>>55843306
>liberal debtor here
By 'honest regular folks', they mean baby boomers and some gen x with real jobs, and gen Y with service jobs at mcdonalds and walmart.
>not realizing that the onion cartoons are a parody of other dumb political cartoonists
If you find yourself agreeing with these cartoons, I've got some bad news for you
>>55843306
I don't think you "get" Kelly comics.
>>55843306
>responding seriously to Kelly
come on f.a.m
>>55843306
lol, it's satire dude.
>Oh look those kids trying to make the world a better place for themselves and everyone around it are failing
C'mon, really though, most people in college are there because they've been told to go.
>>55843306
This is from the Onion.
You are interpreting it as intended
>>55843306
Don't give me that "going to college for the betterment of humanity" bullshit. You're all selfish and doing it for yourself.
>>55843306
Enjoy your debt. I'm sure that degree in gender studies will pay off really soon.
Kelly has some good ideas.
>>55843306
American college """"""""Education"""""""""""
>>55843671
>not saying f.l.a.m
>>55841606
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>>55844139
Are these actual Kelly comics? I thought he was a bluepilled leftist.
>>55844139
If only....
>>55844233
He is, the comics are sarcastic.
>>55843646
>If you find yourself agreeing with these cartoons, I've got some bad news for you
>implying this one isn't 100% true >>55844139
>>55844233
It's satire. He's making fun of how you probably see the world.
>>55844139
BUILD HOOD WALL
>>55843646
>I've got some bad news for you
That a cartoonist disagree's with me? Oh no.
But seriously the cartoons are pretty funny even if the artist is a leftist.
>>55844374
I see that now. Is it weird that I find some of these funny unironically? I love this one.
>>55844370
The comics are in fact not sarcastic. Kelly is a redpilled right wing conservative.
He has to mask his real, sarcastic opinions behind a layer of "sarcasm" that appears as a real opinion, to be allowed to write for the Onion, to this day they still dont suspect a thing
>>55841606
>muh plebness
why even post this.
>he's paying for education
>>55845460
>all these edits
Requesting the originals please
I went to a four year state college (SEC school). Graduated with no debt.
It wasn't even that difficult, just worked part time. Received scholarships for tuition. (Most states, if not all states have scholarships that are easy to get. They just require some easy classes in high school, including two foreign language classes and either physics or chemistry.)
I didn't work that hard or borrow money to do it. Simple.
People just like to complain.
>>55843306
liberal arts fag detected
>>55845961
Keeping me single and happy since fucking forever ago.
>>55843653
>>55843671
>>55843740
>>55843869
>>55843730
>>55843476
>>55843708
Yes I fucking KNOW it's "satire" but that doesn't stop you guys from making the same, serious as fuck posts that make this piece of satire Poe's law. Every day on this board there is some version of this college-student hating bait thread. That post wasn't directed at Kelly that post was directed at /pol/ who believe the same thing without the satire.
My degree was in something STEM related too. I'd love to see your autistic NEET asses wake up before noon and actually go do heavy math. Nope, your day consists of shitposting pictures of black dicks on an anonymous image board for "politics".
3/?
>>55845460
Actually, I found Kelly's real backstory:
The JIDF would edit his comics, but they're too busy editing Horsey and Ben Garrison's comics while shilling and counting shekels that they just go "oy vey, it's satire goyim"
>>55846266
I honestly thought some of these were edits because of how true they are. The "satire" you see just comes across as comedic exaggeration to me.
It doesn't work with all of them though, just some.
>>55845309
this is fucking spot-on though
>this thread
This is his only good one ever
>>55846266
Alright, no need to autism everywhere. It's mostly friendly banter.
I'm in college for a STEM degree right now.
I just find people that think going to college makes them better than everyone else are annoying. Especially when their degrees are easy as fuck bullshit.
It's what you do with your education that defines you. A college degree doesn't mean anything.
>>55846490
>>55845961
>>55845460
>mfw he's only being redpilled ironically
>>55846943
>It's mostly friendly banter.
Friendly banter works in real life when you can see someone's facial expression. If I said "Yeah I have trouble after college with the job market, it sucks especially when we were all told the opposite would happen."
And I get nothing but accusations what my degree was or what my personal politics are, which is hilariously opposite of what the accusations are. That's just shit posting. Knee-jerk emotional reaction shit posting.
I think people who go to college ARE better in a way. But that's a "better" not better. Better in certain aspects like going in the military better at certain things too. It shows, despite your reasons, you put in SOME kind of effort. I had to go to these classes, put up with these people, sacrifice hobbies, interests and everything else to study difficult stuff. The fact I graduated at all means the effort was there. That's what the degree means. It means you DID SOMETHING. And that effort, mine, yours and everyone else's gets shit all over in the these threads.
Contrary to /pol/ memes, not everyone goes to college for a gender studies degree. My university doesn't even have that.
>>55846867
Clarence Thomas is still alive...
>>55846490
This one isn't Kelly though. Just using his style.
>>55841606
even in Greece Universities are free
These comics are hilarious
>>55848546
>Contrary to /pol/ memes, not everyone goes to college for a gender studies degree
So don't take it personally when college is mocked. It's not against you.
>psychology, sociology, subjects ending with studies
Are the ones that are being mocked, nobody holds STEM in contempt.
>tfw my college actually just started giving women's studies degree's
>>55846867
Still the best
>>55849190
>So don't take it personally when college is mocked. It's not against you.
Welll... I... okay.
You calmed me down Anon. Thanks for not being a dick. I take things too personally. But I still don't think a lot of college subjects and degrees are worthless. Like studying history or literature isn't worthless. Society needs scholars, we need historians, we need artists there are other jobs besides math ones that need to be done.
I think people have MADE it worthless though by pulling this "if it's not math it's easy and I can half ass through it" like how many girls I know who go for art degrees and don't finish them for whatever, usually boy-friend-drama related issue. However I know girls who took it seriously and now they're doing movie prop stuff. See, "art" wasn't useless because someone needs to know how to paint the movie set. That person made use of their knowledge.
Like you said. It's about how you use it. Unfortunately you can't use certain degrees without an actual job. I know a guy with a nano-engineering degree. He can't find a job. He just nano-machines in his kitchen either. That's as STEM as it gets but without the job would you say his degree is worthless?
So I think... what made degrees "useless" or "worthless" was that people used it or expect it to be used as a bullet on a resume. Like "here's the piece of paper, can I get a job now" and they're doing that in response to the people with the jobs going "DUR DUR WE NEED THE DEGREE!" because that SOUNDS good. Right? Even though their own HR practices don't even follow that. So they turned getting an education, something that had intrinsic value, into something that's valued by someone else paying for it directly.
>>55848741
And just look how well that's going for you
>>55841606
Excuse me, i can't hear you over the sound of not being in debt with 500 000$ for a lousy bachelors (BACHELORS!) in pottery, you american faggots.
>>55850885
>tfw went to Community College and paid ~3,000$ for my entire associates
>>55843306
>pathetic normie life
Going into debt to obtain a useless degree is the new norm, millennial-friend.
>>55851366
>community college
How's that whole working at Star Bucks thing for the rest of your life working out for ya?
>>55852102
People can't even get jobs after going to a university, which is vastly more expensive.
Am i the only one laughing my ass off because i have a fullride ? stay delusional 40k a year
>>55852316
Heh, i know, man. I'm pretty much fucked, too. I'm just bringing on the bantz for entertainment as a diversion before i kill myself.
>>55844233
>>55845309
>>55845460
The comics are a redpill vaccine. By exposing readers to actual vaguely redpill cartoons under the guise of "satire" they're teaching readers to automatically disregard any actual redpill material in the future. It's pretty basic social engineering when you think about it.
>>55852567
Take Merkel with you.
>>55845460
If his comics are sarcastic, is he actually against abortions? seems kinda at odds with his other comics
this shit is too meta for me
>>55852102
I got my water cert from my local CC and I'm starting at 33/h
>>55844374
He may be making fun of it but then why is he correct?
