>Hi, I'm here for the job interview
wat do, /pol/?
>>55841529
You're hired.
>>55841529
>>55841621
>no dubs
Sorry. We're looking for someone more qualified
Ask why no piercings/tattoos/elongated earlobes/ &c.?
>>55841529
>Hi, im here fo--.....
Bup bup bup...need not say more. Ill have those reports by friday
>>55841529
WHAT IS A WHITE PERSON DOING IN MY OFFICE, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>55841788
YOU'RE hired Mr. Dubs
Sorry we can't hire you due to diversity quotes are required by law to meet
>>55841529
Alright. Well fill out the I-9 and ill need to make a copy of your drivers license and social security card.
>stairs intensly
>>55841945
>brown eyes
>white
>>55841529
>Hi, I'm here for the jo-
>You are hired, even if you are underqualified, you are infinite times better than a nigger straight outta Yale
That should be our fucking mentality
>>55841529
act polite, pretend to seriously interview him, then hire the fluid gendered minority with the most tattoos and piercings so i can keep my job as head janitor.
>>55841529
look through his resume, ask why he thinks hes qualified for the position, and if his answer is acceptable hire on the spot
>>55841529
>Hi, I'm here for the job interview
Oh you mean the Mail room clerk position? I hope you have a BA, three years experience in the industry and a prolific yet sanitized social media presence. You start at $11 an hour. You can thank me later fuccboi.
>>55841529
This happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHT-tEaNOhI
>>55841945
>>55842103
possibly homo?
