>>55839185
you're hired
>>55839185
Go to sleep ginger scanger
>>55839185
Ah there you are, we've been looking to fill the ninja-assassin place all month.
>>55839185
Can you confirm your identity?
>>55839185
Welcome aboard, Sub-Zero.
Really ice to have you here with us.
Security
That's a nice bin bag costume you have on, Rasheeda
Good
You have the job
>>55839185
We don't need anymore bin bags at this time
Zieh dich schonmal aus du Sau.
We need to get rid of some old buildings. What are you capable of?
>>55839185
Great interview, that blew my mind away. I believe you're really going to turn this company around and give us a booming economy. You're gonna have a real impact here, I can feel it.
>>55839264
https://youtu.be/_RlXJCwSjwg
>>55839595
hoi reddit
>>55839595
>blew my mind away
The Jab is yours.
Dem eyes though, you guys have to admit.
Excuse me m'lady, but out company has reached quota of women.
We are currently hiring transqueer genderfluid ponykin, please call us if you become one in the near future though.
>>55839185
sorry we don't hire animals
>>55839557
tip top kek
>>55839185
where are you?
>>55839185
We dont need anymore postboxes here thanks
>>55839185
Welcome to MI5
>>55839676
kanker op aquafresh
>>55839185
How did you get into my country?
You're so enthusiastic about doing my laundry you're wearing rags all over. Hired!
Sorry, we've filled our quota for hiring ninjas.
>>55839185
i need you to assasinate the local daimyo,dont fail me ninja
>>55839185
You tick the EU 'Diversity' box.
>How does £22,000 +OTE sound?
>>55839460
>germany
>>55839185
Welcome! Let's get started.
>>55839185
Sorry we don't hire ninjas
>>55839185
'Hey, don't mind the cameras. I send the video of the interview to my friends who are producers, then they decide who to hire. They can't just hire a pretty face.
Now, hold up your ID to the camera - just so we know you're 18.
Ok, the next step is what we call in the industry the solo masturbstion scene.'
>>55839795
sensible answer
>>55839185
You're hired-
NOW BRING ME THE ONE RING.
remove kebab
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/106524
>>55839185
> dem eyes
>>55839185
Hijab traps are my favorite
>>55839185
I'm really bad at interviews.
Next time I have a job interview, I should just pay someone who's good at them to show up as me in hijab and veil to secure the position for me.
>>55840415
top fucking kekistan
you're hired, when can you start?
gulp )^:
>>55839185
> clothes are black, but skin isn't
fine with me
Start work, and find out we have a few French-speakers because we work up in Montreal with contracts. Literally every single one are Arabs.
The Moroccan MILF that sits next to me is pretty chill.
Take a seat
