This nigga was miraculously saved from by his Galaxy S6 Edge of a bomb on the recent Paris attacks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il9CrC_RslE
He was so lucky that even the media were already there to cover this amazing story!
saved from a bomb by his Galaxy S6 Edge on the recent Paris attacks*
i done fucked up
>>55835663
Do you guys know huffington post?
Several friends on cuntbook shared all these stupid "notallmuslims" and "if you hear this story, will cry" stories of huffington Post
I just hate this all
I deleted them all
this journalism is cancer on a level that I thought would only be possible in america
We're doomed
But can it stop an actual bullet?
Everybody but me is a crisis actor.
You don't think that I know, but I do know.
>journalist rush to places were bomb exploded
wow
amazing
must be the illuminatis
How do I sign up to be a crisis actor? What are the qualifications I need?
>HIS PHONE STOPPED THE B-B-B-BOMB!!!
It says "shrapnel" right in the damn screencap.
did you fags even see the video?
>>55835663
Look at his lips.
Kek.
Just like us !!!!
>>55835663
> The media was there because of the game at the stadium
> Not a bullet, a piece of a bomb
>>55836562
Yeah, it sounds like the stammering, stuttering translator was taking liberties with what the guy actually said.
>>55835663
I like the 60 year old mum of two who was out for a nice quiet night of death metal who survived.
do you need tinfoil?
>>55835663
/pol/ I am disappoint
>>55837200
they just trollin you, wey
>>55836801
>eagles of death metal
>actually being death metal
ho lee shit senpai
>>55836801
>death metal
that's just the name of the band.
Related: Queens of the Stone Age don't literally play the rock and stick.
>>55836366
It seems like you have to be mediocre and generally bootleg. You can't seem more interesting than a grocery store poster model.
mah phone saved me
look not even muh jacket
fake as fuck
>>55835887
>still on social network
delete yourself from shillbook you utter idiot, or do you like the cunt zuckerberg making money off you??
>>55835663
there is no god, why was this nigger spared?
>>55835663
Why does this nignog live in Paris? France I'm ashamed of you. Too many nogs.
>>55839101
Saint Denis is Africa 2.0 (suburb of Paris).
>>55835663
mythbusters did it
>>55839228
I hope you really don't base your beliefs on what you see on tv
>>55839695
>Mythbusters is a show where highly qualified professionals try to test long held myths about the world
>Somehow there is a reason for them to falsify their data
You're a faggot Mexico and you know it
>>55839983
so the answer is yes
>>55835663
Keit-ai finds a way
>>55835663
>>55835840
You're an idiot.
>>55836301
You can't fool me crisis actor, we all know who the real Truman is.
did anyone screencap the tweet predicting the attacks? the account has been disabled.
