>THIRD PLACE BULLSHIT
Stream: ht5t5p5:5/5/5w5w5w.5hi5t5b5ox5.5tv/5the54ch5ancup
REMOVE FIVE's LIKE WE REMOVE KEBAB. (FOR SPAM)
JEWS SCORE, 1-0, OY VEY.
THE HALF HOLY SHIT, BUILD WALL HAS 6 SAVES.
>The wall doing all that work
OYE GEVALT
>>55835161
ITS HAPPENING. 2-1, EXTRA TME.
TENSE
we gofd them
JEWS HAS A HAT TRICK, RIGGED CONFIRMED. I WONDER WHO IS BEHIND THIS.
>dat jewish hat trick
HOLY SHIT, OY VEY
JEWTRICK
>/pol/ using the Jews to win
THIRD REICH TROHPY
I see nothing
WE DONT ACCEPT THE 3RD TROPHY
T H I R D P L A C E T R O P H Y
we did it lads we exterminated the animals
build wall ftw
Dang, extreme lag and I missed the second half of overtime. Sounds like it was amazing. Jews Hat Trick I believe? 10+ saves for BUILD WALL. And a actual, physical Third Place Trophy? Very nice.
GUYYYYS
I KNOW THAT YOU'RE IN THIS THREAD JEWMANAGER
We need a player to represent the reddit sanders shills, who made about 14 threads a day at the peak. It was seriously ridiculuos, and we need something to represent it. Maybe "Reddit shill" with sanders' face?
THIRD PLACE
THIRD REICH
THANK YOU GREATEST ALLY, RABBI SHLOMO
YEAH
WOOHOO
ALRIGHT GOYIM LETS FINALLY TLAK ABOUT ROSTERS AND SHEEIT
We accept it only if that engrave a jew sitting on a wall
>>55834346
Jews redeemed himself after the disappointing performance in the semi-final.
WALL FOR MVP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPfa5VuTVN4
Anyone know what this /pol/ victory theme is?
thank you Rabbi Schlomo
congrats /pol/
Isn't Build Wall one of the top competitors for the golden glove?
>>55837022
he's on the team as kek. looks kinda like jeb from the front though
Our trophy. Pic related.
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>>55837022
Just what do you think kek is?
>>55837065
Ey jewboy you saw my post here right? >>55837022
Also, what is this music currently playing on the stream?
>>55837065
Fucking impressive m8, /pol/ started third-worst and ended third-best
Just get Rowan and Cozmo back as co-managers and /pol/ will be unstoppable in Summer
H A V A
A
V
A
>>55837096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU6ZwGGkupQ
>>55837123
>/mlp/
HAHAHAHAHA
>>55837123
SMILE AND OPTIMISM
GONE
>>55837065
Will Stormfront return greatest ally?
BUILD WALL SAVES THE DAY
>>55837142
>>55837117
Yeah, thought he was jeb desu. His name needs to be more relevant.
what song is this we played for the 3rd place?
>>55837022
That's c*ck, senpai
/mlp/ here
Good job on the third place trophy, see you in Winter.
>>55837104
not even close. he sucks compared to jidf
Send the trophy to Tel Aviv with all the rare merchants you can print out plastered on it.
>>55837123
Oh I am laughing
I hope Rabbi accepts it anyway
Thank you for wonderful entertaining matches.
>>55837229
git out
>>55837146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU6ZwGGkupQ
>>55837065
I-I want to see Christ-chan's face.
>>55837186
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
>>55834346
Is it over?
Well I hope /int/ gets raped, fuck /int/. Good luck /out/.
SORRY GOYIM BEING OVERHELMED
Im not really sure who to sack or hire: The list
Sacked
Clockmed (He's old, time for some new memes)
Christ-Chan (You'll understand why anon)
Sacked?
Redpill (idk lol)
Jihadi John (Honestly I haven't seen anything really that important about ISIS for a while, however he is Islam, so we could rename or something idk lol)
Poseidon or Viktor Orban (We gotta cut the refugee crisis to one goy, to many memes this time)
New players?
Winter-Chan
John "ITS2015" Oliver
Justin "DUDEWEEDLMAO" Trudeau (Should be given to /int/ to be honest family but whatever)
Ted "Cruz Missile"
Kek but with a different wordfilter
New aesthetics
Dindu Nuffin will now wear a Pharoahs hat in rememberance of them being kingz and sheit
New tactical genius idea
Rand, Carson, and Cruz should be all put as CBs (Because DUDE CANDIDATES LMAO)
New tacticool jeans idea
In rememberance of Star Wars in how I as a chosen person must pander to diversity and anti-racism, we will give our roster Galactic Imperial uniforms, fuck you Rebel Scum
Imperial Japanese uniforms when facing against weeaboos, because God Emperor Hirohito did nothing wrong
And then, I got a huge problem with Stormfront. He needs to come back, but I have no idea how
If you want Stormfront back as a Gold Medal striker, I have to demote Doom Paul or Donald Trump
I would demote either of them as a silver, but Hitler and Jews are already silver, so basically we have to ditch a medal for another to take his place. I could put Stormfront where like Moonman is and maybe he can score again one day, but I just dont know. Its up to you.
Also, Dorner should come back, his manhunt took place in this season, so we either have to ditch JIDF or Assad. Build Wall is still an essential meme, but so are the other two, its your call goy.
>>55837205
i thought he had jeb's glasses, but then it said bernie on the back so
>>55837206
see >>55837180
>>55837065
BRING BACK FARAGE
(You did good mate, we may have not won but 3rd out of 40 is pretty great. Good job.)
>>55837426
We have /int/ to cheer on
>>55837426
yes we killed the beasts who fucked /fit/ and shall win next time
>>55837317
make me ^:)
Really though, that's pretty great, I missed /pol/ being gud.
>The Jews wanted that golden Third Place Trophy, so they threw the match against /int/ and then went all out versus /an/
My God, it all makes sense.
>>55837485
Clockmed kinda went out of style so I agree.
WE THIRD REI- I MEAN PLACE GUYS
I miss the olld /pol/ roster with JIDF, Hitler, and The Jews as goalie.
Everytime he would miss a block the place would explode
>>55834346
>REMOVE FIVE's LIKE WE REMOVE KEBAB
The link isn't working for me. I just left the 5s there and now they're multiplying
>>55837499
CAN'T BARAGE THE FARAGE
Start the fuckin game already
>>55837485
Jihadi John got killed a few days ago so he is still relevant
I'd say demote doom paul for Stormfront
>>55837485
Add in IT'S CURRENT YEAR and replace Christ-chan with Winter-chan.
>>55837485
>John "ITS2015" Oliver
just make a player named CURRENT YEAR
>>55837485
Sack Clockmed
I find Poseidon funnier, but Orban is probably gonna be more relevant in Winter
keep Trump golden
good game, by the way
Can I be on the team now?
>>55837485
We don't really need Trudeau and Cruz, that's just Bloat. I think we should replace Jihadi John with WASSUP MONEY MONEY MONEY, rename kek, and sack poseidon, he was only briefly relevant.
>>55837746
doompaul is still relevant though.
>>55837762
this
>>55837485
Stormfront and Farage need to come back. Maybe add some Marion le Pen as well as winter chan?
>>55837485
Sack Jihadi John (may he rip in peace) and Poseidon
Bring in Winter-Chan
I like the Japanese Uniforms idea
Id rather keep Doom Paul and Donald Trump
and BRING BACK F A R A G E
@all
Who else is watching /out/ about to get fucked?
>>55837485
RELIGION OF PEACE
new player
>>55837485
ISIS changed to Religion of Peace or something along this.
Winter-Chan only as temporary player for the Winter-Cup.
>>55837485
Let's think in memes, Rabbi.
Either John Oliver or Trudeau as a "Current year" player
Remove the irrelevant memes - Jihadi John, Poseidon(Like the meme, but it's not strong enough).
Doom Paul is getting old now. He made a great goal today, but his age is showing and the meme is not as strong as it was in 2012.. He should get an honorable demotion.
The JIDF meme hasn't gotten a lot of use recently, though shills are still a thing. Assad is the better meme right now though. Also get rid of Clockmed.
To honor Build Wall and proud /pol/ traditions, I suggest that the new /pol/ victory anthem should be Waiting for the Worms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWOMwHqOTX4
It's not only fitting, but also a very nice song.
>>55837485
Also, good game coach.
>>55838016
holy shit this
>>55837485
Agree with all sacks but christ-chan
+1 for winter-chan, can keep jeb/bernie as kek for now
I still say drop rand and carson. we have too many pres candidate memes as is and you want to add cruz into it too? we need stormfront back
New uniforms sound cool, a general/classic empire theme sounds good given how /pol/ almost universally supports them
Stormfront needs to be medaled somehow. I'm surprised Hitler isn't golded. Considering his amount of wide passes I'd almost say drop jews for stormfront as silver/gold.
Couldn't you combine the wall aesthetic with JIDF to make a JIDF wall? Wall hasn't been that great a goalie as far as I've seen.
U LOST THIS ONE BRUH.
SERBIA STRONG
>>55838065
Wall had fuckin 9 saves this last game lad
>>55837837
you answer me jewboy
>>55837746
Doom Paul is 2nd highest scorer only to stormfront. ideally they and hitler would all be golds but there can be only 2...
OH GOD SOME MANY MEMES OVERWHELMING
Im gonna try and get all of this done
>>55837499
Farage will come back one day, I just cant find a way that has him relevant, but he will return
>>55837746
The thing is Doompaul is an essential meme to /pol/, he is what makes /pol/ very /pol/
But im not sure
>>55838016
Yeah I think that be suitable for replacing Jihadi John
>>55837837
True, I think the idea is we should put in CURRENTYEAR, and not Trudeau from what im seeing, true about candidates to
SO MANY FUCKING POSTS TO RESPOND
>>55837951
Gotta get Paul and Farage in there together
How about Moonman as silver so he can actually score? It'd be great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0ficIp644Y
>>55837485
>Dindu Nuffin will now wear a Pharoahs hat in rememberance of them being kingz and sheit
>>55838033
nice dubs but you're a fucking queer holy shit
new ideas for players
>CURRENT YEAR
>Winter-chan
>Farage
>Stormfront
who else
>>55838191
>this last game
Yeah. and he fucking missed more than half of them every other match. Or is that honestly standard for pes15?
>>55838323
>Yeah I think that be suitable for replacing Jihadi John
nah, WASSUP MONEY MONEY MONEY is more universal
also our anthem should be the one you had played after the win this time
>>55838365
>>55838360
>>55838353
>>55838323
>>55838203
>>55838191
>>55838147
>>55838090
Does anyone notice Ved has all these intros ready at the exact moment the game starts, even though the team's hadn't played?
>>55838462
>is more universal
Shit, I meant that he was more of a meme, and therefore better.
>>55838323
Use the song in this video as ending anthem if BUILD WALL gets 6+ saves again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXp8Th41rBs&t=25
>>55838422
RELIGION OF PEACE
>>55838323
why won't you just make a roster like other boards and make people vote who to sack/promote/demote + add their own notes about music, new players and whatnot
>>55838323
+1 religion of peace replacing jihadi john and CURRENTYEAR
>>55838476
he probably makes multiples for every scenario. I noticed the /an/ ones used the same clips, and /an/ v /pol/ didn't have much /pol/ footage
We should revive the Berlin Olypia Stadium we've had a few cups ago.
It was really nice looking, plus generally liked by the non-/pol/ audience.
I haven't seen a lot of Farage outside of /britpol/ these days.
Also, our anthem should be the remix you used for the victory.
>>55838033
This is a nice idea
>>55838551
Second, give them the bomb afro too while you're at it.
>>55838462
Yeah, Im going to replace Die Flut Kommt with that new one, I wanted to get a feel, its definitely the new and hip
Die Flut Kommt will be used for special anthems for special things
>>55838556
Im not sure how to do it, do you have a good idea in how? I want all of /pol/ to help me on this
>>55838670
We're gonna do a new stadium
I call it
Auschwitz Amusement Park
>>55838666
that's an assload of scenarios..
>>55838323
I agree, Doompaul is a much more essential meme to /pol/ than any alternative. He deserves medal status over Stormfront.
>>55838684
i didnt watch what was it?
>CURRENT YEAR
>Winter-chan
>Farage
>Stormfront
>Religion of Peace
also, please change KEK's face to moot
>>55838789
What was our victory anthem today called?
>>55838789
google 'google forms roster' and pick template
>>55838789
>Auschwitz Amusement Park
Topkek. All for it.
Also keep doom paiul no matter what
>>55838920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU6ZwGGkupQ
>>55838684
>>55838789
T.bh, I couldn't understand the lyrics because the remix made it unintelligible.
But 'Die Flut kommt' is too 'unhyp' as anthem.
In my opinion, 'Die Flut kommt' could be very well used as victory anthem and maybe something like the Horst wessel Lied as regular anthem.
>>55838854
Seconding all the people suggesting Religion of Peace
>>55838789
>Im not sure how to do it, do you have a good idea in how? I want all of /pol/ to help me on this
https://docs.google.com/forms/
Here you go, m8
THAT FUCKING PUTIN GOAL
>CURRENT YEAR
>Winter-chan
>Stormfront
>Religion of Peace
I like Farage, but I'd put him on a lower priority because lol1MP
CYKA BLAT
>>55838789
Die Flut Kommt works great as a cathartic victory theme, like going with the crusader outfits.
Springtime for hitler must still be used in spring babby though, it's just too fitting. The neue deutsche welle one is great for pre-game hype though
>>55838833
Yeah but if it's the same footage, then it's just cut n splice. He only did the quarters and the finals anyway.
>>55838920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU6ZwGGkupQ
>>55838940
>>55839060
thanks fa.m
Ok, gimme a while, im literally doing five things at once watching /int/, and thinking of roster
>>55838949
Its so god damn frustrating
You want Stormfront to return, but then we have to sack someone in our medals
Fuck I think the best route is put them in a position where they could score like Moonman
Ive actually seen them score, but its like Zimmerman, not alot
>>55839082
Go to the /int/ thread people are busting a nut its great
>mfw people were screaming in the chat that /int/ lost already
>>55839161
Sack the jews desu
>>55839259
Noooo he is essential too, hell he made our swan song for our Third Reich Trophy
Im honestly leaning to sack Doompaul because he only did one goal, but it was third
FUCK I HATE THE CURRENT SYSTEM WE HAVE FOR THIS, TOO MANY MEMES
HOLY SHIT, THAT FUCKING SHOT, 3-2 /out/
>>55839404
Don't be rash, make the roster and check what people want the most, for now just watch the final and chill, m8
>>55839161
You'd have to go priority. Hitler, Doom Paul, Stormfront, Jews, and JIDF have always been the big 5 for /pol/. Doom and Storm are the highest scorers, Hitler is captain for obvious reasons. JIDF is goalie....so that leaves jews as the weakest link. He has keked us in a few matches, but moonman botched a little as well against /int/
I'd love to see moonman and zimmerman both score more, but that's almost impossible between positions and medals.
>Auschwitz Amusement Park
Sounds amazing. The haulocauster will become a reality
>>55839404
>Third Reich Trophy
noice
>>55839404
We have a large supply of memes, but a very limited demand - we must select only the best, most relevant and fitting with the rest of the team and board.
For reference, the highest scorer on any team is bebop on /a/. He has 56 goals. Stormfront has 44. Most people's rosters are filled with singles or 10's.
Stormfront played well in defense iirc
>>55837485
We need ALMOST 2016
>>55839577
The problem is that Jews is what makes /pol/ being /pol/
Im really leaning on that we let Stormfront return, put out Doompaul, and have him come back next time, or we put him in where Moonman is.
But lets just chill for now, Im trying to figure this roster on google doc out
>THIS FUCKING FINAL
>>55837485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0p-egT5vek
NEW ANTHEM
or at least RO16 anthem
>>55839908
Jews, Doompaul and Hitler are the essential Big Three of /pol/.
If anything, maybe we could change the JIDF with Stormfront?
Holy fuck that end
>>55839404
I'm leaning towards sacking Moonman. As "muh board culture" as he is, he isn't essential like Jews
>>55840058
This is actually pretty great.
>>55840090
JIDF is a goalie. Stormfront is top scorer >>55839821
>>55840058
song would fit perfectly
>>55840058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU6ZwGGkupQ
>>55840328
We already have two GKs, JIDF can go.
>>55840328
I know, but there are sadly only so many slots available.
>>55840413
Victory anthem in my opinion
Springtime for Hitler was a nice anthem, to be honest
Oh my god that final
Holy fuck.
>>55840430
Jidf was the original goalie though. I'm not saying we need him on anyway, I'm saying we need stormfront on
>>55840434
Right. So shouldn't we want our top scorer on team? He's at 44 to bebop's 56. Bebop played this cup and stormfront didnt.
>>55840583
Maybe we could get rid of Randlet the Manlet
>>55840665
Fun fact: He is the second shortest player in the team with kek being the first
I really wanted to make him shorter for shits and giggles
Also I hope you guys liked who Kek was, it makes up for the millionth posting those Sandershits do everyday on here
>>55840665
Yeah I'm for ditching him and carson. Trump is the president meme, kek is the kek meme, and doom paul is totally unrelated to his presidential bid at this point
Stormfront in Doom Paul's place, Doom Paul in place of Randlet.
Dindu Nuffin becomes kingz n shit
Jihadi John renamed to Religion of peace
Christ-Chan replaced by Winter-Chan
Clockmed replaced by CURRENT YEAR
Poseidon replaced by whatever or stays
Anthem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0p-egT5vek
Victory Anthem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU6ZwGGkupQ
goalhorns are good as they are
>>55840809
CHANGE KEKS FACE TO MOOT
but yes i did laugh at who he is
>>55840809
Yeah, that was great. But he needs a better name, like "Reddit shill", as kek makes me think louis ck
>>55840809
I enjoyed it, thought I did think he was jeb at first.
>>55840809
Sanders as c*ck was fantastic. Nearly had a spittake
>>55840897
I like most of these changes, especially the first.
Did we win, the fucking hitbox stream doesn't work for me.
>>55840897
to be honest Id like to switch the anthems
Its up to you guys tho, I just find the Waffen SS choir more noice
How about putting Soros on the roster?
>>55841081
Eh, hes a scheming kike, hes lumped in with Jews
fuck i have no idea what im doing in this google doc
>>55841080
Florian Geyerslied as victory and SS Choir as normal?
They are both great.
>>55841081
He's a sponsor.
>>55841287
Yeah, Florian sounds more long, I think it be perfect for a victory anthem
>>55841287
>>55841080
Agreed. SS choir is good hype for start of game, coming out strong.
>>55841218
He's openly meddling in the politics of many countries and financially supports subversive social movements.
>>55841328
He probably financed /out/ the jew bastard.
>>55841080
I think it's good to keep a diverse selection like this cup. Erika has to be the main one though
>>55841444
Trips speaketh
Erika will stay
LOOKS LIKE /4CCG/ IS GONNA HAVE TO UPLOAD MORE SONGS FOR OUR MATCHES NOW GOYIM
>>55841444
>>55841538
Isn't Erika the goalhorn?
>>55841367
That's great. SS Choir is hype
>>55841631
Yes, we're obviously keeping Erika as a goalhorn
>>55834346
>that link
enjoy your trojans
>>55841538
Erika is a goalhorn though and our goalhorns are pretty good right now.
Oy Gevalt (when Jews scores)
Trumplestiltskin (When Trump scores)
Notorious KKK (When Moonman scores)
Anae Volare (If /pol/ is using CRUSADER Theme)
The Trump (Trump Hattrick)
SS choir for intro anthem and Geyers for victory anthem.
post screenshots asshats.
>>55841775
I don't see the point of Moonman's. At best he's going to squat toilet it, but
>implying squat toilets in PES 15
>>55841825
hey malay-kun
draw anything cool lately?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sLT2vxOagM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWQEinemFSw
some more music
>>55837173
I have time so I could probably do it.
>>55842301
Oh yeah shit
If anyone wants to help, Its Rabbi_Shlomo on skype
For some reason there is another person with the same name and picture, so just friend both it dont matter
>>55842388
sounds sketchy dude, next you;ll be saying we should friend your buddy not_a_cop
>>55842500
Hey mang, its the only way people can contact me if they wanna help
HORSEFUCKER CONSPIRACY WITH A HAT TRICK NIGGAS
> tfw no cute me109 to score goals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5jdix_w5Ag
I like the input I got today goyim
I'll finish the google doc, and make another thread to discuss more in a day or two
See you goyim soon, and after that, Winter.
If you want to contact me its literally what I said above, Rabbi Shlomo, picture of a scheming chosen person, apparently there is another profile of it, so friend both
>>55843372
See you soon, space merchant.
>>55843372
link the doc on the wiki when you finish it, just in case people miss the thread or it gets deleted immediately
>>55843372
Shalom merchant
>>55843530
this
Remember /news/ opens tomorrow
/pol/ must blitzkrieg and claim /news/ for /pol/ territory
http://boards.4chan.org/news
>>55843530
Great idea, I'll do that too when it gets done
Shalom
>>55843599
how do you find out about it before it's announced? Someone on /c/ tipped me off about /trash/ as well...
>>55843599
Were going to have a time paradox with our -tans.
>>55843996
>>55834460
What? There's city flags now?
>>55844658
Yup.
>>55844300
OH SHIT!
https://youtu.be/D01mdGW9-Zg