I'm a french History teacher. Tomorrow I'll have to face the kids, I teach in a middleschool in a immigrant ghetto with a large amount of muslims (little less than half the students).
They will obviously want to talk about the attacks.
What should I say ?
>I teach in a middleschool in a immigrant ghetto with a large amount of muslims
if you are not baiting i feel bad for u m8
>>55829794
SAY ISLAM IS A RELIGON OF PEACE
ALLAHU AKBAR
Tell them the truth anon.
>>55829794
islam is baaaaaaad.
done.
>>55829794
ask for an arret maladie ;)
>>55829794
Tell then that Islam is a religion of peace and that if they disagree they will die.
Don't say anything yet because its not worth losing your job for a stunt. Wail until the time is right and then reveal your power level.
Everyone else is going to give you meme answers but this is the most sane approach.
>>55829794
G
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T
O
U
T
MUSLIMS
ISLAM
OUI ISLAM HORS L'EUROPE
Tell them you are against white genocide.
>>55829794
tell them to sit down shut up and if they don't POP QUIZ TIME
Just gas the little fuckers
>>55830072
My colleagues won't like that.
But I suspect many will.
>>55829794
Get revenge.
>>55829794
Teach them that Allah was invented in France, and that if they turn their parents in for being terrorists they get free candy.
>>55829794
Shoot them all and then say it was just a peaceful demonstration and that you N'a rien
>>55830112
It is the most sane approach, i agree. Redpill the ones you can, muslims are way too indotrinated to do this.
>>55829794
Maybe they need stability in their lives and the last thing they want is for all their teachers to go into some spiel in every single class about "what happened".
If you go in as if you slept in all weekend and just continue your Thursday lesson plan I guarantee you will come off as a solid bro to at least one or two of your students.
>>55829794
tell them a lot of people were murdered by horrible, evil people and nothing will change that fact. Then move on, dwelling on tragedies with kids is really counter productive since they dont know how to react to cataclysmic events like this yet and you arnt their parents.
Id shut down almost any discussion about it after your initial explanation unless one of them tries to defend the attackers, then call them a horrible evil person that deserves to get shot to death.
>>55830112
This. Just take a middle ground, don't be Bernie Sanders level apologetic but don't be /pol/ either. Tell them that most Muslims are good people but that ISIS is obviously using the refugee situation to sneak into Europe.
Does your job include your responsibility to answer such questions and allow such discussions during the class?
If not, you are always free to say 'no we're not going to discuss that because we have a lot of new material today, so shut up and open your textbooks'
>>55829794
Tell them that once again religion has killed people and ruined people's lives. Then tip your fedora and teach.
>>55829794
Turn up in full Napoleonic uniform and inform them that as citizens of the Republique it is their solemn duty to serve their Empereur and the Constitution with the entirety of their being, giving their very lives if necessary to do so. Have them swear an insoluble blood oath upon the Imperial Eagle and then lead your newly founded regiment onwards for the glory of the King of Rome to once again defeat Austria. Shoot any dissenters.
Remind them that Charles Martel did nothing wrong and that Saracen heathens have always assaulted the West.
Do you have any curriculum that you have to abide by? If not, just make the lesson about the Battle of Tours and the hero of France, Charles Martel.
>>55830640
wtf
>>55830640
Do this >>55829794
>>55829794
show them your appreciation of their culture by beheading one of them
>>55829794
>I teach in a middleschool in a immigrant ghetto with a large amount of muslims
KUCKED
>>55829794
Tell them you are going to have an impromptu French history lesson. Very impartially give a lesson on the various levels French and Muslim interactions over the decades. Point out equal amounts of good and bad actions by both sides. Bring itnall together with a cumbiah bff4evr story of islam and France and a big ol we can live together world sing along. Or something like that. Maybe try asking if any of them are scientists.
>>55830640
With Hollande as Empereur ? I would get killed on the spot.
>>55830945
this, its only environmental after all
>>55831005
I would rather*
>>55831005
>>55831037
There can be only one Empereur. Living or dead.
>>55830949
In france, it's the way to get promotions for teachers. They volunteer and then get a higher salary or some vacation in the long run.
>>55829794
Tell them you need a "safe space" of at least 10 meters
>>55830949
/thread
>>55829794
Reconsider your career; it's faggots like you that assisted in brainwashing french youth, so you only have yourself to blame.
>>55829794
they are probably stressed too much media
Just go and say "look we all know we had a bad time France never asked for this so lets stop the fighting and move on to the next lesson"
>>55829794
Report your self sick. Or teach them about WW2 and how Nazis burned the Jews in the ovens.
Do lots of implications about musslims being the new jews.
99% will not understand this because Muslims are retards, the 1% you take behind the school and execute them.
Wait a second, this is joke right? Its well known that the cave man Muslims don't go to schools. All of it haram. you filthy lire.
>>55829794
try to put the student to blame the jews , or to disturb the hommage to the victims. Then record and send it to BHL tv
>>55831093
>not a mecha De Gaulle
>>55830517
>Does your job include your responsibility to answer such questions and allow such discussions during the class?
Yes, clearly, the minister already issued a statement we're supposed to address it if children ask (and they will)
>>55829794
There will be Muslim kids gloating about the attacks in some schools. Did the Muhammadan runts in your school get edgy about how the Charlie Hebdo people deserved to be murdered for insulting Muhammad?
>>55829794
convert them to Catholicism
>>55829794
Tell them if they don't want thier religion to be tarnish to join tge french army and that goes for all Muslims you don't want isis to be what islam is fight against them.
>>55829794
>What do I say
Start pointing at the brown ones and yell "YOU DID THIS!!"
Post result
>throw a book at the shitskins heads while they are not looking
>>55831308
don't you have the pupil in the class? just let one of them start to bullshit on this NWO Coup.
Islam is bad, mm'kay.
Tell them they are evil and this is their fault
>>55831278
Petain was superior
>>55829794
>French
>History teacher
How does it feel being mandated to lie about the Nazis and lie about America not saving europe(even though we did)
>>55829794
>>55831445
>>55831401
Choose one
>>55830112
Encourage Muslims to turn in known plotters,
>>55831328
>get edgy about how the Charlie Hebdo
yup, some are frequently pointing how Charlie Hebdo was evil.
>>55831597
Ask them why
>>55831492
Specifically from ruskie communism
>>55829794
I don't think any of them, especially if they're still children will defend the death of 150 innocent people. It's not like the charlie hebdo attacks, where the people killed did "offensive" drawings.
(But if I'm wrong and some kid starts to defend the terrorists, put him on the highest level of punishment you can : exclusion, blâme, conseil de discipline...)
Tell them if they do not like multiculturalism, then they can leave.
>>55829794
Is there any White students in your school.
>>55830640
Epic, Pyotr, just epic.
>>55831486
Petain was absolute shit and you should feel bad just for mentioning him. Foch and De Gaulle consulate when.
what point of of the curriculum are in?
national (french history), world?
it would be epic if you were just starting on the crusades/ rise of the nation sates and feudalism.
if little muslims try to meme you with #NiqueTaPutinDFranceOnSenBasLesk and "They served Allah" and all that shit, just tell them Daesh attacks and kills muslims everyday, like thursday in Lebanon
Also good luck, I wouldn't want to be in your place tomorrow.
>>55829794
OP - LISTEN CAREFULLY
BRING A CAMERA - START A DISCUSSION - RECORD AND POST THE RESULTS
THERE'S ONLY TWO WAYS THIS CAN GO
A) THE KIDS ARE MODERATE AND SENSIBLE AND THEY BASH EXTREMISM
B) THE KIDS ARE LITTLE JIHADIS WHO BLAME THE ATTACKS ON THE INFIDEL
EITHER WAY IS A WIN!
>>55829794
Just tell them not turn out like them. These are evil people and that they should build a better future where all beliefs can coexist and argue over which one is better because arguing over things leads us to realisations and will lead us to better solutions for things.
Just don't break the hearts of the kids ok? They are there to fucking become somebody. Also don't fuck yourself over keep your head low and shit,it's good to have /pol/ history teachers.
Explain that due to the sheer numbers of muslims its a topic that you will avoid, to prevent more bombings
Get them to design the next Hebdo FP.
>>55830640
fucking blydo
>>55829794
tell them the truth, senpai
coddling children of that age does no good
>>55829794
show up, put on a porno and tell them if they don't drink they will never fuck women with shaved pussys.
Teach them incorrect things so that when it comes to standardised testing, they all fail miserably.
The military should hang this in Paris to provoke maximum butthurt and only lower it when IS is gone.
>>55831597
If they start saying those victims were evil, just slap them. Then slap them again.
AND THEN SOME.
>>55829794
Tell them; "Piss of sandniggers"
>>55829794
Is it possible your school will tell you what you can say, and can't say?
Pit them against each other
>>55832571
>of
>pipi de nègres des sables
C'est très bien qu'il y ait des français jaunes, des français noirs, des français bruns. Ils montrent que la France est ouverte à toutes les races et qu'elle a une vocation universelle. Mais à condition qu'ils restent une petite minorité. Sinon, la France ne serait plus la France.
Nous sommes quand même avant tout un peuple européen de race blanche, de culture grecque et latine et de religion chrétienne. Qu'on ne se raconte pas d'histoire! Les musulmans, vous êtes allés les voir? Vous les avez regardés avec leurs turbans et leurs djellabas? Vous voyez bien que ce ne sont pas des français.
Ceux qui prônent l'intégration ont une cervelle de colibri, même s'ils sont très savants. Essayez d'intégrer de l'huile et du vinaigre. Agitez la bouteille. Au bout d'un moment, ils se sépareront de nouveau. Les arabes sont des arabes, les français sont des français.
Vous croyez que le corps français peut absorber dix millions de musulmans, qui demain seront vingt millions et après-demain quarante ? Si nous faisions l'intégration, si tous les arabes et les berbères d'Algérie étaient considérés comme français, comment les empêcherez-vous de venir s'installer en métropole, alors que le niveau de vie y est tellement plus élevé? Mon village ne s'appellerait plus Colombey-les-Deux-Églises, mais Colombey-les-Deux-Mosquées.
>>55831673
Because they provoked it. In the mind of a 12 years old, provocation justify everything.
>>55829794
>Hitler was right
>>55831308
what are you supposed to respond according to this note?
>>55830640
>republique
>empereur
i agree though
>>55829794
Tell them the standard post-colonial narrative blaming everything on the west is wrong
Explain that the problems in Arab societies are a combination of a culture of honor which prevents taking responsibility for problems and the legacy of Ottoman rule, which leads to weak central governments, corruption and tribalism. Explain that this is why the Greece and the Balkans are also fucked up, e.g. why Greece can't collect taxes from their people.
Explain that the post-colonial narrative is a product of Soviet propaganda and at this point only gives people an excuse to not self-examine or change.
These points have the advantage of being true.
>>55829794
Let them talk, and just shut the fuck up. They will say bullshits but not you.
>>55829794
Tell them the attacks were designed to make everyone hate muslims and that everyone, including muslims, should feel rage against the attacks.
Draw a picture of a man on the board. And ask if anyone's offended. Then write 'muhammed' underneath it.
>>55829794
>That is what happens when people have no job, no hobbies, no life, and no ability to make a positive constructive contribution to society. They are brainwashed into murderous lunatics.
>But they gained paradise! That's what they strived for! Fuck this life!
>They didn't gain anything, Omar. People set their eyes on paradise when they are old because they realize they cannot achieve anything anymore. It's the terminal stage of a person hoping to accomplish something, a point where all other doors are closed. Only complete losers begin to spend their time fantasizing about paradise before they're old. These ISIS terrorists were used by people above them in the organization. If what they did was genuinely so great, why wouldn't ISIS leaders do it themselves? It is nothing but brainwashing and exploitation of gullible young people.
Fact: no teenager wants to be a loser. Even if they don't respect their teacher, they still hate the idea of being total losers. They will remember what the teacher said about it. That is why it is healthy to associate Islamotardation with being a total loser. It's like inoculating kids against disease. For most kids it will be a major obstacle in the way of unironically brainwashing themselves into the jihadi cult because the words "total loser" will be at the back of their minds even if their brainwashers are very persuasive. This inoculation is even stronger if they are already aware of the existence of such things as brainwashing and exploitation in the context of Islamic radicalization.
>>55834255
This, ask them what their mains concerns are and what the concerns of their parents are. Something along those lines. Any one that says anything suspicious report to the police under anonymous tips.
>>55833412
So don't provoke them I guess.
Tell them about Paris, about it's motto. Tell them about what the city has been through up until now.
Then read them Ceux qui vivent, ce sont ceux qui luttent by Victor Hugo.
Post results.
>>55834401
>attacks were designed to make everyone hate muslims
I seriously think that it's wrong.
>>55834488
With audio recording.
>>55829794
Sauve les petits blancs
>>55829794
"Liberté, égalité, fraternité, ou la mort."
>>55834529
>Muhammad al-Explodi says that his parents are thinking of sending him Aleppo to learn about the ways of Islam.
>>55834739
Never ever are you mad or what
we're fash we dont give a shit about equality you remember?
Still haven't seen any suggestion that improves on invading Austria.
Mustard bong the place and an hero
you know its the right thing to do mon amie
Say NOTHING.
Do your job instead.
Can you even teach them anything?
I think they have a way lower IQ on average, like something around 85-90?
>>55830640
Good. Fuck Austria, they started two world wars and their flag sucks.
>>55829794
I feel sorry for you man. Just hide your power level.
bring a billboard in with pictures of gaddafi, ISIS, Paris attacks, Jews, Assad, and the crusades all connected with red string
ive been thinking about how the muslim population of france sees this
of course there are the super edgy ones who are radicalized or sympathize with terrorism in some way, but what about the muslim kids who are french and dont feel 100% french but that aren't edgy either? i would hope something like this would make people feel a bit more patriotic towards their country desu
>>55829794
Show them our propaganda video and tell them to be ashamed of themselves. Then an hero.
>>55835167
You forgot the templar Breivik.
>>55834860
But then you'll get sent to Egypt because you pissed off some people.
Je suis partisan d'une éducation traditionnelle. Pendant que tes puants collègues gauchistes essaieront de «discuter» avec les élèves, je te conseillerais au contraire d'offrir un bon cours, cours de qualité. Car bon, le blabla comme quoi le prof apprend de l'élève c'est très beau, il n'empêche qu'un parent préférerais mettre son fils à Stanislas plutôt qu'en ZEP.
>>55831582
muslims should be treated like the scum they are, terrorists should be sniffed out like commies in the 50's
>>55830640
Say that to my face Vladimir
>>55830430
This.
>>55829794
Don't talk about it at all. If you need to say anything, just say that you don't want to discuss it, because it is a current event. To say anything true about Muslims will get you fired. All minorities must always be depicted as long suffering victims of white oppression, bravely fighting against white privilege.
>>55829794
Say that bad people will do anything to hurt others AND NOTHING MORE because kids will tell their parents and parents will tell principal.
Don't even mention the word muslim or Islam since it could get you in trouble, but by saying the perpetrators are bad people, you will plant some seed of doubt when children will be told all muslims are innocent.
>>55835874
Austria categorically sucks at war. Your own army fought itself and lost. Just accept it.
>>55829794
start talking about the best way to prepare pork
have you started learning arab for when your class will be full muslim?
>>55833412
You could say Muslims provoked the drawings by trying to limit the right of freedom of expression/speech
>>55836328
Such a rational explanation will probably get him fired.
>>55829794
i wish i had a job somtimes, it seems fun
>>55836870
WHO'S EXCITED FOR BACON MONDAYS!?
Make the lesson about Charles Martel. Should be funny.
>>55829794
>stand in front of class
>turn 360
>unzip dick
>wait
Just go on "holiday" for a few months, you lazy shit.
>>55829794
not all muslims, diversity is good and is OUR strength.
>>55829794
Allah sucks dick
>>55829794
You shouldn't be teaching. I hope you get fired.
>power-level
>MUHHHH red-pilled
You really shouldn't be teaching
THIS IS FOR PARIS
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>55837082
It isn't. Jobs suck. It is just being told what to do all the time by some asshole so that you can get a paycheck at the end of each week.
