>Be French
>Tell Americans to adopt stricter gun laws
>Go outside
>Get shot
>>55827924
>Be american
>Be conservative
>Hear liberals about gun control
>Say on /pol/ it's the french
>Go outside
>Get shot
>>55827924
>Be Canadian
>Flaunt homicide numbers at the US
>Blame guns
>Go outside
>Smoke weed
>Get shot by refugees
>>55827924
>Be american
>Try to carry a gun into a concert hall
>Get it confiscated by security guard
>Terrorist gang kills security guard
>Get shot
>>55827924
>Be American
>Spam this thread constantly
>Get replies
>Banter isn't that bad
>be american
>go outside
>get shot
>pay 6 billion dollars in medical bills
>Be American
>Go to school
>Get shot
On a more serious note, how many killings have been stopped by upstanding american citizens thanks to their guns?
>>55827924
>Be British
>IT'S ALMOST 222222222222222222222222222222222222222220000000000000000000000000000000000000000111111111111111111111111111111111666666666666666666666666666
>be serb
>bump into muslim
>get bombed
>>55830095
>be american
>but white
>go outside
>dont get shot because im not a lower class nigger
>>55830109
It's pretty good actually too lazy to look it up
>>55830095
The funny is if you are poor you can get free emergency care through medicaid making this one of the few instances in which is it better to be poor than middle class.
