> open door
> see this
> "As-salam-aleykum anon! We're your new neighbors from Syria!"
> what do
>>55822671
Jokes on them I live high in the mountains. Winter will freeze them to death the first time the power drops out.
>>55822671
Buy a gun and a dog.
HA
HA
HA
>>55822671
Don't open the door.
>>55822671
look like the pic they will put on the news after they rape and kill 4 10 year olds to show that they dindu nuffin.
>>55822671
Salami-bacon to you too gentlemen.
>>55822671
"Goto your previous home."
>>55822840
>not already having a gun
>>55822671
turn around 32 degrees and walk awy
I'd probably just put bacon on their door handles and in their mailboxes at really random and arbitrary times.
>trips them
>builds wall
this desu senpai
Stand my ground
>>55822671
Hey guys, welcome to the neighborhood!
plot with them to take down the eternal jew once and for all
>>55822671
>those 3
>Syrian
they're not Syrian.
are you dumb goyim still falling for this trick?
nearly all the fucking "refugees" are pakis, afghans and Bangladeshi
this whole "crisis" has been orchestrated from day 1 to flood the turd into Europe.
fuck me, i didnt realize 4gag /pol/ was so blue pilled and uninformed.
>>55822671
"I have traps set all around inside my house and cameras that upload to online storage."
>>55822783
this
>>55822671
open fire
Sic my pigs on them.
>>55822671
introduce them to my wife
>>55823418
that'S THE FUCKING JOKE YOU MORON
>>55823143
Wasting bacon on slimes i thought bullets were cheaper in burgerland.
>>55822671
the real question here is "what would Brian Boitano do?"
>>55823693
What the fuck happened to you Germany?
>>55822671
>Implying even with gimmedat money they could afford to live in my neighborhood.
>>55822671
Same thing I do with all unwanted mail. Shred or return to sender.
>>55823418
They don't look like Pakis, Afghans, or Bangladeshis, though. They look like some variety of Arab.
>>55822671
Already planned the situation
>ask who is he through door
>say I don't want what they want, and gtfo
>take a knife and my keys
>if they broke the door, jump on my roof, then on the balcony of my neighbor and finally in the garden
>pass two doors and reach the street
>take a walk and return to my house
I have no gun so more than one guy is stronger than me, and I'd anyway loose my items in prison.
>>55822671
Get my chainsaw.
>>55823693
>Being this much of a kek.
>>55822671
alekum salam, good buddies. Would you like some beer?
>>55823418
>checks flag
get a gun, a telescope, and some audio bugs to plant in their house
>>55823418
>>55822671
tell them that i might look like a girl but that i have a dick and if they rape me that allah wont grant them their 52 year old virgin after death.
>>55822671
T-thanks. Y-you too.
I'd invite them in, order a pizza, and watch James Bond Casino Royale.
fuck my Canadian-ness
>>55822671
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uUNL6rW-Ck
>>55823418
The guys on the left and right look very much like they're Syrian, Jordanian, or Palestinian.
>>55826101
Damn how is someone a virgin at 52. I feel like by that point they'd at least have bought a hooker's services for a night.
>>55826598
What for? I'm a 36 year old virgin and i don't care anymore about this whole penis-vagina thing. Expect for ridiculous amounts of porn of course.
Wonder how they found me, considering that my nearest neighbors are about 15 miles away...and why they came to say hello.
No matter what, I will be cleaning my guns.
DEUS VULT
>go into actor mode
a salam aleyikum man
forify my defenses immediatery
>>55826598
i wonder myself, like why do mudslimes get a 52 year old virign after death, i thought they are pedophiles not into mature
>>55827112
godspeed wizard
Buy shit loads of fertiliser and leave it in their back yard. Go to the feds and tell them they asked me to do them a favour, and play ignorant saying that I just wanted to help them settle in.
>>55822671
Come on in Boys, Lube up
>>55822671
Easy, pic related fäm.
I'll tell them Alawakum Salaam, and try to get in their good graces.
Then, I'll stab those fuckers in the back somehow
Say hello and welcome. If you're gonna be a dick to people for no reason you're breeding hate. They obviously are probably more friendly than your white neighbors who never even speak to you.
>>55827502
Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down
![o-JOB-INTERVIEW-facebook[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PkuUa5d.jpg "o-JOB-INTERVIEW-facebook[1].jpg")
> enter interview room
> sit down
> "good morning, first question, will you be fighting in the upcoming race war?"
> what do?
>>55822671
>Waleikum salaam, brothers! How about blowing up the Bundeskanzleramt? I mean, a female leader, right? Absolutely haram!
Or maybe have them take out a gay pride parade.
I would behead those cowards for not fighting of the caliph and instead running away to Europe for Allah (PBUH) rewards those who die for him more than those who stay at home, they are no better than the kuffar, and the police wouldn't arrest me because that would be Islamophobia inshallah!
look them in the eye
and eat surströmming
