TOPFUCKINGKEK.
never change france.
THOSE EVIL MUSL... wait
>>55821149
Yet to hear of a "lets roll" moment from the french
terrorism has won when people are terrified without cause
>>55821361
>let's roll
Such a symbolic moment for American Heroism. Such a load of patriotic bullshit too. Plane never happened.
>>55821149
apparently it was a lightbulb breaking.
>>55821149
holy shit what a nation of fucking pansies
>>55821149
ISIS is laughing their asses off and really who could blame them
F I R E C R A C K E R S
>>55821149
>M-MUH COURAGE
Get rekt libtards
>>55821477
>You will never liberate France with your Anglo bros and find a QT french girl
>>55821512
lolz never mind damn kike media.
>>55821741
>QT french girl
french women are disgusting once you take off their cloths
>>55821946
Best women are mexican younger than 25.
>>55821946
This is the forties we're talking about mate
slap her until she shaves
>>55822014
>wanting a girl with 4 kids already
i hate your stand up louis
>>55821149
>mass panic when people set off fire crackers
terrorists won
>>55821497
>Plane never happened.
Just like your education.
>>55821512
*glass breaks
>>55821361
Let's baguette
>>55821149
Sauce?
>>55821149
Guys come one please no bully
>>55822253
CNN
>surrenderfrogs
https://twitter.com/juliamacfarlane/status/665953369010360320
>9/11 happens
>USA becomes extremely racist and invades Iraq because we're so pissed off
>This happens to france
>The bitches are so scared they are literally running from nothing
Goddamn europe grow a pair.
>>55821497
>Plane never happened.
>Plane goes up, never comes down. You can't explain that
>>55822411
exactly, I knew France was weak but I had no idea they were this skittish
>>55822411
Someone set off firecrackers and the bitches start running.
How pathetic.
>>55821149
Have we started the firecrackers?
one word: decadence
>>55822184
OH MY GOD.
It's Austin! Austin has turned his back on america and has joined ISIS.
SONOFABITCH KANG.
>>55822253
>>55822253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzvtfHle7oU
Video here:
>>55821210
>>55821149
kekolds
>>55822411
>USA becomes extremely racist
Speak for yourself buddy
It's a strangely repulsive scene, like a boat spilling over with invaders to the extent they look like mold, or a kekold.
>>55821497
>let's roll
so great
>>55822603
>that one guy not running away
is he the only brave frenchman left?
>>55822796
He's a foreign journalist.
>>55821946
french women are disgusting period. i used to fuck this french chick and i thought she was alright but everywhere i went people drooled over her. she was such a snobby rude cunt all the time but she liked to fuck. eventually she moved to nyc and would call me whenever she was in town to fuck.
the last time i fucked her she had packed on a few winter pounds and it was the best she ever looked, before she was bordering on too skinny. so i dropped a big load in her while fucking her doggy style on some dudes yacht. she verbatim said "coom in mee ay wan to feel jur sperm in meee" like what the fuck thats not sexy but i did it anyways and then she fell off the face of the earth and she did have the kid and told the guy she was with that it was his and they got married.
>>55822149
Top kek
>>55821149
This is pathetic because everybody was like:
"Multiculturalism is great, we do not fear!"
"Muslims are also victims"
"IS is jealous of our rich culture and diversity" "Migrants make us great despite the terrorism"
"Ahmed! Take my hand, you silly :3"
>>55822724
There was a huge peak in racism and hatred for muslims after the attack. USA still hasn't gotten over it.
>>55822303
>come one
>>55821149
>Implying you wouldn't be running too.
>>55822868
Want to tell us how you saved a bus full of drowning nuns next?
You better no shout your Alah Akbar in france for the next week unless you want the foreign legion hunting you down lol...
>>55822868
Are you implying that someone might be raising what might be your kid with some French skank?
>>55823176
If you don't run you get trampled over by everyone else.
>>55822411
There is nothing racist about identifying and destroying an enemy who attacks you
>>55822868
nice blog fag
>>55821735
This. So fucking much this.
>>55823263
I never said there was. Iraq wasn't the right target but whatever.
I think if this happened in America we would react the same...
what kind of continent you want senpai?
>>55823468
my mobility scooter isn't that fast
>>55823468
almost everywhere in the south and parts of Texas you would have concealed carry men standing their ground trying to protect the crowd running
You really think you could get 100 Texas to willingly be hostages in a theater?
>>55822600
Austin confirmed.
Of course they run away, what are they gonna do, jump in front of the bullets?
I would've ran away like a bitch, but at least I didn't post #notafraid on social media.
>>55823467
Doesn't matter. We kicked their commie fucking asses.
>>55823749
It's all talk. When actually put in the real scenario they won't be action so tough..
>>55823749
You really think Texas is a good representation of the United States as a whole?
And "protect the crowd running" still implies there'd be a crowd running.
Fucking yuropoors are a bunch of little bitches.
>>55823308
France is the most Islamophobic country in Europe senpai. Countries like Sweden, Germany and Britain don't get attacked, do they?
>>55824363
Not to mention the fact that the French have been very interventionist in places like Libya and have a history of pissing off Muslims in their historic territories.
>>55823749
>the crowd running
sage this dumb retard thread
>people who think it's weird to run away from danger
>Texans who think 100 Texans wouldn't be massacred inside of a theater
>>55823468
Of course we would. Anyone would days after a massive terrorist attack.
>>55823817
It's just funny because for us that aren't French, it represents everything that is French.
>We Fransh ah not a'fhraid!
>Merde, peace symbahl, multiculturalisahm, save us Fransh!
You can't make this shit up.
>>55824363
>France is Islamaphobic
A rational fear, but no. An islamaphobia nation would have burned Muslims out of their homes in retaliation.
>>55824607
Maybe you forgot about the attack in Garland by Muslims at a draw Muhammed contest, resulting in 2 dead Muslims.
>>55823468
This
Even in Texas.
>>55822846
kek
>>55823468
You underestimate the american people.
#prankstershavenoreligion
>>55822603
>NOT AFRAID
fat american tourists farts
>SACREBLUEEE RUUUUUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIVEES PIERRE
>>55824996
>resulting in 2 dead Muslims
who were killed by police, not dumb fuck redneck civilians
>>55825213
>Americans are bred to have more fight reflex than flight
Yea no.
>>55824664
Can't blame you
I laugh at your weekly mass shootings too
>>55825451
>police
You mean the rent-a-cop from across the street?
>>55822467
>>55825567
Obviously, its why we have the biggest baddest military out there.
>>55824996
I don't even get what you're saying. You think it's stupid for people to run, but the people in Garland wouldn't run away if the attackers had gotten inside? Maybe the French people in the video should have charged at the source of the noise with some flowers in order to show their courage
this is a dumb retard sage thread for dumb retards
>>55825859
>this is a dumb retard sage thread for dumb retards
You mean like literally every thread on /pol/?
>>55825783
Right. That has nothing to do with dwarfing everyone else on military spending.
>right after terror attack with executions
>implying the people of any nation wouldn't run
Fucking sad that you need this to feel like a man m8
>>55825451
The weren't killed by police. They were killed by a security guard, which might as well be a civilian.
>>55825859
They didn't get inside. That's the fucking point. Vigilance, you retard. At any rate, that was a real attack, not people jumping at their own shadows.
>>55825611
I'm a good sport about it.
>>55826243
Internet tough guys have always existed and always will
People itt consider the bald guy who didnt run as "normal" and the other ones as "cowards", but I have no doubt about which category their would be in if they were there
It's easy to see bravery as the norm when you're all cozy in your room watching a video
>>55821149
C U C K ! C U C K ! C U C K ! C U C K ! C U C K ! C U C K ! C U C K ! C U C K ! C U C K ! C U C K ! C U C K ! C U C K ! C U C K ! C U C K ! C U C K ! C U C K ! C U C K ! C U C K ! C U C K ! C U C K ! C U C K ! C U C K ! C U C K ! C U C K !
>>55821149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDpoyXZmKJM
>>55821149
>firecrackers
>france has already surrendered
JUST
>>55825643
>>55826340
They were killed by a police officer you stupid, lying fucks. The security guard present wasn't even armed. The officer who was standing with him returned fire and killed both of the assailants.
>>55825611
except they aren't weekly
>>55826485
>If the Germans invaded you'd run too!
And to think no you once faced invaders with a spine of steel.
>>55826615
Eh, either way, ragheads got shot for messing around where they shouldn't have been, it was expected and no one freak out at the sound of a firecracker, so fuck yourself.
>>55826340
>They didn't get inside. That's the fucking point. Vigilance, you retard.
No, the fucking point is that some French people at a large public gathering one day after a huge terror attack were vigilant and it is somehow deserving of mockery.
>Vigilance
pretty kek to call it vigilance at the World Series of Mohammad Cartoon Drawing Contest 2k15 which had received death threats already, starring a guy who also routinely receives death threats
>>55822184
of course mexico likes death grips
BUILD WALL
>>55822149
The official story was that it rammed into the ground so hard that it buried itself since there was no debris. But then there was debris miles away? Furthermore, if YOU had just taken back control of that plane would you A) nosedive it as hard as you could essentially burying it or B) try anything possible to level the plane out like "pull up?"
>>55821149
kek #notafraid
we truly live up to our name
>>55824120
>meanwhile at the draw Muhammad contest
>one fat security guard carrying his own gun takes out 2 terrorists despite getting shot in the leg
Top lel city kek. My parents were nypd officers and taught me the value of self defense as well as the right to bear arms.
Mass shootings don't happen outside of gun free zones.
>>55821497
>Such a symbolic moment for American Heroism. Such a load of patriotic bullshit too. Plane never happened.
>I no like patriotism so nobody speaks this way
back to >>>/liberalartscollege/
#notallmuslims
>>55826615
>security guard
>not armed
A man and a pistol ended the terror attack before it began. If that doesn't teach you the value of self defense and vigilance in an armed populace, then nothing will.
Swat had nothing to shoot at when they came around the corner. One man with a gun can change anything.
>>55821497
Shot down by fighter pilots. Was obvious when it happened, then they hushed it up.
>>55822868
What the fuck are you talking about m8?
>>55825611
Who wouldn't?
>>55823642
Underrated Post
>>55827433
The Muslims can decide to stop being Muslims, and refugees can go back once the militants are stomped
Terrorists don't look like victims when they tell kids to execute people and drown prisoners of war in fucking cages
A curbstomping is not an apocalyptic battle
Replied/10
>>55828412
>The Muslims can decide to stop being Muslims
>stop following the correct religion
Fuck off Kuffar
>>55827752
Funny
>>55827273
France being threatened by ISIS is pretty normal at this stage, so it's no excuse. This isn't the first time an attack happened, won't be the last.
What i'm really mocking is how jumpy they were. Yes they were in a crowd, with police presence monitoring it. I'm mocking them because of their policy of shifting blame and minimizing the effect of Islam's presence in France. I'm mocking them because they pretend to not be afraid, but they are more afraid than ever.
>>55824363
>France is the most Islamophobic country in Europe senpai
>the following day
>anti muslim manifestation by 10 persons
>police shows up and kicks their asses
>over 100 regular civilians shout back at them and clap when they are arrested
>>55828535
(It is just Taqiyya brother do not worry)
sry for off topic, but where's the official game thread on 4chan? link pls
>>55828969
step 1: go to /vg/
step 2: click the search button
step 3: type in "implyingrigged"
step 4: open the thread
alternatively >>>/vg/implyingrigged
current thread >>>/vg/122387418
>>55828897
Damn this kaffar is mad
>>55829331
thx
>>55823264
>M. Président, France is under attack.
>Merde.
>>55822603
Wow that reaction was instantaneous.
I find it amusing its always Americans saying this shit. Any crowd would run anywhere. Then again this is the most illogical board on 4chan.
>>55822868
Anytime I hear "she was bordering on too skinny" I just imagine a normal woman and shake my head. We've forgotten what a normal weight looks like around here.
>>55830509
There would be some white knight who ran towards the noise with a fedora, fingerless gloves, a katana and a Hi-Point 9mm with 10 pounds of tacticool attached.
>>55830509
"Paris" the thought.
>>55830509
>>55830941
We already saved France's trains. Now we have to save their memorials, too?
>>55830509
>>55830941
>http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/24/europe/france-train-shooting/
Yeah. Of course we will. Of course.
>>55831981
>>55832011
>>55832113
This was a Belgian train though
But I dont expect Americans to know what a Belgium is so let's say the train was French, just like Tintin
>>55832204
>Get proven wrong about US.
>US saving the world from terrorists.
>Hurr durr I'm France and I run from firecrackers.
Fuck you then. Enjoy your goddamn executions, you coward faggots.
>>55826615
it was a regular old man traffic cop
>>55832204
Also...
>Mark Moogalian couldn't make it to the Legion of Honor ceremony Monday when four men were honored for subduing an armed terror suspect on a French train.
>French train
Maybe if it was white type on a white background you could read it.
>>55826485
it was fucking firecrackers. if you can't tell the difference between what a firecracker and a gunshot sounds like then you're really out of touch
>>55822603
#NOTAFRAID GUYS
>>55832293
Not the Brit's though.
>British passenger Chris Norman...
He helped. Looks like Dad has some spunk in him yet.
>>55822603
AHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHAH!!
Holy shit I just had one of those moments when I realized western civilization is totally fucked.
I think Eastern Europe is the only ones who are going to make it out of this one alive.
>>55832563
He was reported as saying, "I'm not the guy who's going to dies sitting down."
If you won't copy the US, you French cowards, then copy the Brits.
>>55832204
>French Train
>Belgian homes searched in connection with last attack
Does it matter?
>>55831981
>American hero
>gets involved in a fight in a gay bar and ends up stabbed
>giant faggot
>>55832372
>if you can't tell the difference between what a firecracker and a gunshot sounds like then you're really out of touch
Or you live in Europe
>>55832803
>tfw our faggots are tougher than most of the world
Not making yourself look better.
>>55832858
>out of touch
>live in Europe
So, same thing?
>>55832858
you still hear guns in movies and shit. they don't sound like firecrackers. but that's besides the point. the fact that the people near the firecrackers started running instead of identifying what the sound was coming from first shows how stupid french people are
>>55822603
>when he slips on the memorial
top laff
>>55826615
Do you believe police aremagical or something?
A man with a gun is a man with a gun, the uniform and small amount of training doesn't make any legitimate difference.
>>55827388
Is France truly a no gun zone? Don't most European nations allow guns but keep them hidden behind miles of red tape?
>>55833346
Jesus Canada
Guns do not sound like guns in movies.
Guns are very very loud. It might sound like a heavy toned pop if you are far enough away. If you are that far away though you're most likely fine
>>55833880
This needs to be shooped to be a crane.
>>55833346
A gunshot that close is noticeable. Even in the open. It's a sharp, loud crack, with a report after, like a deep echo as your ears ring. It doesn't sound the same in TV, but when you're close to a gun shot, you'll know it. It's definitely not a firecracker. I'm always amazed how movies capture the sound of a Barretta though.
>>55825213
>americans running
he underestimates your average weight, sure.
>>55828412
>The Muslims can decide to stop being Muslims
That's retarded. You can't just choose to not be Christian, you fucking fedora tipper.
>>55824363
>France is the most Islamophobic country in Europe
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>55832372
you'de be amazed how much fireworks can sound like gunfire you stupid faggot.
>>55834766
>You can't just choose to not be Christian
>You don't have free will
Are you saying it's just a lottery then?
>>55823749
/agree
Not to mention the wet backs and the illegal pistols they like to carry. Isis wouldn't stand a chance
>>55821149
>be french
>run away
it checks out.
>>55835018
>how much firecrackers sound like gunfire
Maybe going off somewhat close to your ear, and in the air, if it's got a big enough charge. It's pretty telling that you hear a female scream first, though with so many French defending their innocent Muslim population, who knows if it was actually a female.
>>55827433
>Don't do this
>Don't do that
>Don't do anything
Right, just keep taking it up the ass. I swear to God, I used to be a moderate by American standards. The more the left goes to absolute shit, the more right-wing I am by comparison.
>>55835652
fuck, just saw the vid. it sounded a bit far away, no reason to start running like that... damn.
> if it's got a big enough charge
Damn straight, strong enough fireworks can even cause serious explosive damage
>>55822792
Hey, it sold a lot of GM vehicles.
>>55827752
>240
>>55821444
/thread
>>55826631
Daily?
Those keks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tyHNttogzY
>>55836419
>>55833346
Guns in movies sound NOTHING like real guns, I know because there are shootings ever 4 or 5 days here. I grew up up hearing this sound.
>>55832293
>>55832563
>>55832716
Cringe/10
Anyway, abou the train:
A 28-year-old Frenchman, whose name was released only as "Damien A.", was heading to the toilet as the armed gunman was exiting.[14] Damien A. attempted to restrain or disarm the gunman but fell to the floor in the ensuing struggle. An American-born Frenchman, 51-year-old Mark Moogalian,[14] attempted to wrest the rifle from the gunman, who then drew an automatic 9mm Luger pistol.[1][2][22] Moogalian was shot through the back of the neck; seriously injured, he played dead.[14][16][23][24][25] The assailant also tried to fire his rifle, but it jammed.[16]
The gunman was then tackled and subdued by a group of three American friends
But I guess informing yourself before opening it is too hard.
>>55836852
There are plenty of guns in the world, various of them with particular sounds.
>>55830618
amerifat confirmed
>>55823642
holy
>>55837369
They all have a distinctive metallic sound that are unlike any firecracker.
>>55821361
Didn't a guy just tackle one of the bombers, trading himself for a crowd of people?
Didn't the French security at the soccer match, endanger themselves to keep bombers out of the stadium?
Wasn't it reported in the club that people told the shooters to fuck off before getting shot?
Shove your blind patriotic bigotry up your ass.
>>55822553
>>55838265
oh yeah i heard mohammed himself rose from hell to kill a few victims himself and give the jihadis a pat on the back. fuck off with your speculations.
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/11/15/french-jets-target-isis-in-raqqa/?intcmp=trending
>>55838265
>Didn't a guy just tackle one of the bombers, trading himself for a crowd of people?
That was in Beirut.
>>55824853
They did nothing. It's really a terrible sign.
>>55821149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04xOsNW7zTA
This is fucking embarrassing...
I surrender.
>>55822868
Then you woke up, sipped your montain dew and played WoW in your basement like you do every day?
>>55839001
JUST
>>55835927
This. Fuck man I was as far left as you could go, I remember crusading for gays to be able to be married like 7 years ago, now I can't fucking stand how far the PC culture has gone.
I used the phrase "Yea it was the bald black guy in the red shirt." to describe a guy and everyone freaked the fuck out I said black guy.
The nigga is literally fucking black.
>>55837242
So, your bravest are pathetic?
>>55838823
Which is why the French of /pol/ are getting full rations of shit and mockery. The first thing I saw after the attack was ring wing demonstrators being shouted down by leftists, then promptly arrested.
> 500BC- Mohawk wearing, tomahawk axe throwing insane barbarians that gave Rome nightmares. Extreme Alphas who brutally murdered opponents. Likely inspiration for Nordic barbarians. Known to be the most brutal of all European tribes.
>2015 AD- Limp wristed liberal apologists. Known to enjoy being raped as a nation. Infamous for being the pussy of the world
What the fuck happened?
>>55840659
P R O G R E S S
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>>55840659
Charles Martel became an Islamaphobic bigot instead of a national hero, that's what.
>>55836419
Why does this make me laugh so hard.
>not afraid
>afraid
Choose the second one.
>>55837242
So Frenchmen did the work and America took the credit. Bravo America...
>>55840659
the feminisation of the world happened that's what
>>55822603
Fucking lol. Europe is full of pussies
>>55841270
More like Frenchen failed, so Americans had to do what they couldn't.
>>55841334
>being feminine is a bad thing
this is why we need feminism
>>55825413
Hue hue hue
So funny , bro.
That doesn't even anger me anymore. It is just sad.
I needed a good laugh, thanks OP.
>>55842447
wew
>>55842447
i hope it's true
>>55835421
Yes that is how religion tends to work.
See you in hell Abdul.
>>55823817
This.
ITT :
>i'm so edgy. If it was me i wound totally make an epic and clever move and be the hero...
What about no, you're just a cunt. In a real attack, you are a +1 corps.
Congrats
>>55827752
I fucking lold
>>55823263
>Iraq attacked us
