Hi /pol/
What is your favorite conspiracy theory, and do you actually believe in it?
Mine is "Michelle Obama is a Man and Barak is gay" I can't believe people are serious about this shit.
>>55792000
I don't think she's a tranny, but the maymay is dank as fuck, kek
Thoughts on this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvuulZPbfBg
Some gal analyzes how Michelle has a wide torso bigger than his waist, a ring finger bigger than the index finger and more male physical traits that can't be fixed with surgeries.
The reptilians videos, they're shitty quality and the uploader swears that it's a lizard eye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzaKCoNIO4M
Obama and friends are lluminati Egyptian clones.
>>55792000
Ancient aliens
I don't wholeheartedly believe in it but I don't disregard it either.
>>55792000
Get out of my fap material!
Michelle O is the qtiest of qt traps!
>>55792000
I believe that there's something we aren't being told about 9/11. If the US government wasn't directly responsible for it they knew who did it and did nothing to stop it. They had the fucking PATRIOT ACT ready and waiting to be passed almost unanimously less than a month later. Also building 7 and jet fuel hasn't been thoroughly explained.
Obama is a hologram.
The video had me believing it for quite a while.
flat earth, hollow earth and real miley cyrus is dead
Patton was assassinated
nobody died in the challenger disaster
they're alive and well
>>55792000
Assassins Creed is probably more true than we realize and the templars were what turned into the illuminati in the future, you can see the pope wearing things bearing their symbols.
>>55795183
they killed that poor bald guy and fled to mexico?
>>55795152
OY VEEEEEY
>>55795183
I've always thought the Challenger disaster was staged to deliberately turn Americans off space travel
It reminds me of the Truman show when they try to traumatize his concept of travel when he's a child
Katy Perry's album Prism was given that name to get the Prism surveillance program off the first page of Google when typing in "Prism"
Paul walkers death may have been due to the same reasoning, kill him to get the fast and furious scandal off the first few pages
The Royal family is a central part of the Illuminati/nwo, perhaps the central family
We never went to the moon. 2 generations have passed since we have last gone, going to the moon seems like a skill we should keep up, and make sure the few remaining people who have gone up there train the next generation. But NASA never went back, and with each passing year I'm realizing we never went there in the first place
Sandy hook was a hoax, along with the Aurora shooting, some other shootings are possible (thinking of columbine) but I am not sure
>>55795350
they didn't even bother to change their names
>>55794265
The video says that the typical male index finger is longer than the male ring finger and with females it's vice versa.
Your picture states otherwise.
I'm kinda confused right here.
>>55792000
The World Cup of football in Sweden 1956 never happened and it was all staged and pele and Brazil never won. This is legit!
>>55792000
>Michelle Obama is a Man
Doesn't sound implausible to me at all
>and Barak is gay
Say what you will about the guy, but he is quite handsome especially for a black guy, got a degree from Harvard... but he chose to opt for that she-monster Michelle...
>>55792000
That's mine too, because it's actually so goddamn believable lol!
>>55795183
>>55795350
>>55795426
I hadn't ever heard of this one, I'm going to search it but any good materials on hand ?
>>55795183
Fuck NASA, they went full affirmative action.
>>55795426
>different nose
>different mouth
>different ears
>different eyes
Totally the same dude you guys!
>>55798969
B-but they needed a janitor in space anon, that's not affirmative action.
>>55792000
most of the black people i know call "her" Michael
>>55792000
WWII was a false flag to repeal the 2nd Amendment.
I have a couple of favorite conspiracy theories
1) The Smurfs are the KKK
>white hats for regular smurfs
>red hat for big boss smurf
>a blonde sexdoll
>dancing around the fire
>the enemy is a hook nosed disgusting man called Gargamel, his cat is called Azrael, which are jewish names
2) 9/11 was an inside job
>the owner of the twin towers, Larry Silverstein, along with his immediate family worked in the twin towers
>on the day of the attack every single one of them was FORTUNATELY (wink) safe somewhere else while 3000 goyim died
3) Osama bin Laden isn't actually dead
>US boys supposedly kill him
>there is ONE picture released as proof for this and it's obviously photoshopped
>they apparently dumped his body into the ocean as quick as possible for "religious reasons"
>no body, no proof
She's a hyrmaphrodite.
>>55795994
>1956
>>55792000
>Michelle Obama is a Man
Holy shit, I didn't realize other people thought this. Michelle Obama is masculine as fuck, and her perpetual smirk/scowl expression certainly doesn't improve her femininity.
But, a lot of black women look like that. The whole race looks infused with testosterone.
She does look like a tranny though, pic related.
>>55792000
>Michelle
you mean Michael
>>55802001
what is this I can't even read the yellow writing?
>>55795183
beyond retarded
anyone believing this has actual autism
inability to distinguish faces is a symptom
>>55802847
you should get yourself checked out
>>55792000
>What is your favorite conspiracy theory, and do you actually believe in it?
The theory that jews are pushing racemixing on the west to destroy the white race
I know this is bullshit because jews fuck niggers and chinks, and reproduce with them moreso than any other group of 'whites' on the planet
the new WTC is a giant mosque
>>55802710
earth is growing
>>55803043
so his ears got less floppy with age, skull shortened and widened, and mouth travelled upward?
the scobee on the right was president of a marketing company in 1985
http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/1985-08-26/business/8502040889_1_jon-runge-coors-beer
get help
>>55792000
i would like to believe in a just god that kills all the mudslimes
>>55803906
>this man. why does he shill so hard?
>>55804043
just laughing at this one
not even close
>>55804121
here's dick scobee's company logo
now i'm just laughing at you
>>55795183
>>55803043
To be fair, some of those "older versions" are actually just the siblings of the Challenger crew members. I don't know if this is true for Scobee, but it's definitely true for the Hawaiian dude (Onizuka) and the black guy (McNair).
>>55804330
no one can find claude or ronalds twin brother's birth certificates
>>55804176
brian scobee, employee of cows in trees looks to be late-20s in this 2010 snapshot of their website
are you claiming dick scobee sired a new family a few years before launch time?
>>55804967
anything's possible when you're dealing with NASA
