Daily reminder that Australians are killing /pol/ with their bullshit banter meme
inb4 6 gorillion sassy shitposting australians enter the thread
What is an 'Australian'?
Take this stupid shit to /int/
first of the gorillion
>>55791510
i agree, needs global ban
they're not that much worse then canadians or american liberals
>>55791510
No wokkas mate
>>55791510
We just had an "Australians are shitposters" thread a few hours ago.
>>55791510
Why do people from the United States shit themselves so much?
>>55791604
Kill yourself my man
fuck off cunt - Australian Proverb
>>55791510
lol fuck off cunt. New Zealanders are way better at "banter" than aussie fuckheads....
>>55791510
cry more yankee faggot, this is what you get for leaving the commonwealth.
>>55791660
>>55791649
>>55791641
>>55791610
can one of you tell me who Thunderf00t is?
WARNING aussies are not even white DO NOT WASTE TIME REPLYING TO SUBHUMANS.
>>55791711
>wanting to be the british's bitch
No wonder you guys are so cu cked.
>>55791701
Tryhard
>>55791748
>all those ugly shitskins
say it aint so....i thought they were in the anglosphere?
I like Aussies. They usually let me fuck thier wives/gf's. Good blokes.
>>55791720
Ya mum
>>55791720
I use my thunderfoot to get up onto my thunderbox
>>55791720
you should ask ur mum who Chad thunderc0ck is
>>55791510
>Australians are killing /pol/ with their bullshit banter meme
lol wrong fagarino, its your fault that this meme is here. It could of died, but instead of letting it die you encourage
>xD stob shidposting austrya
>well crigey dibs ids funy i mite shidpost more :D
>>55791841
You can fuck her so I don't have.
>>55791857
>all that shitty beer
>>55791841
You dense yank, you do realize we intentionally set you up with our most disease ridden and repeatedly plowed skanks by pretending they're our girlfriends, right? We all have a big fucking chuckle afterwards when they report back on your tiny wing wang. Meanwhile we take a quick trip over the pond and use our accents to pick up your girl and take her for a quick spin.
True fact: 95.6% of yanks who visit our great southern land end up keked before they go back to the states.
>>55791972
Thanks m8.
>>55791748
>>55791816
This only represents the cities. Everywhere else is white or white arresting Abbo.
>>55791961
more?
>>55791510
>>55792033
When you are moved to type more than one sentence, that means you've lost the argument
>>55791974
Cos yanks like light beer.
Get ya rat out ya fuckin woman.
>>55792033
>you will never be this assblasted by someone saying "i fucked ur gf"
Holy shit Australia, if the wildlife and poor living conditions don't kill you, the heart attack brought on by stress-related high blood pressure definitely will.
>>55792033
Don't be jelly because I'm banging your Sheila's, m8. Someone's gotta pleasure your women since you guys can't.
>>55792098
>socialist alternative
please tell me the alternative is suicide
>>55791974
>VB
>Carlton Draught
>shit
go back to chugging your pisswater mate
>>55792098
>tfw from melbourne
trust me, the memes ring true
>>55792169
>heart attack
look who's talking ;^)
Is Australia the first meme country?
>inb4 Palestine
>>55792152
>theres lite beer on tap on the far left
>aussies drink lite beer so much its actually on tap
feelin triggered m80?
>>55792333
Let's have a race to see who dies first. My morbid obesity or your terminal asspain? :^)
>>55792381
I triggered ya mum in her bum.
>>55792381
That's Carlton Draught you fucking spaz.
I was doodling on the bus ride home the other day and I got to thinking why doesn't Australian have their own -tan?
So I drew one.
>>55792263
>VB
>not pisswater
pick one already straya
>>55792381
fuck sake seppo cunts cant even read thats carlton draught ya fuckwit
>>55791510
Love ya mate, even if you're a cunt.
>>55792459
no you didnt
>>55792486
Needs more wildlife and fire tornadoes. Other than that, I like it m8. 8/10. Would let her play with my didgeridoo.
>>55792513
can't see straight from drinking decent beer m8, not some 4.6% bitch shit
>>55792486
What is this weeb shit?
This is the only -tan Australia gives a fuck about
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Long_Tan
>>55792508
VB stands for vomit bombs. Strategic beers. For wen u need to empty out.
![9c83afe58[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0dD5Qrg.png "9c83afe58[1].png")
>>55792609
>>55792508
Why is every Australian obliged to tell you that he or she is an aussie?
Like every single fucking time.
Or they talk about Australia like you fucking know it also.
>Oh yeah we went to me mates wedding in the Barossa
>Wait YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE BAROSSA IS?.......bloody hell mate the Barrosa valley....
>actual story
>>55792514
>>55792575
>>55792486
>white female
>australia
????
This is fiction, right?
>>55791711
America was never in the commonwealth, it was formed more than a century after the revolution
>>55792722
Latvia is pretty much the only semi-common flag on /pol/ I know nothing about.
I heard a russaboo call you nazis once. What do you do?
>>55792688
What's with all of the light beers? I assume light stands for alcohol content, but what's the purpose of drinking if not to get drunk?
I don't actually drink. Really bad alcoholism on both sides of my family.
>>55792722
>Why is every Australian obliged to tell you that he or she is an aussie?
I think we just aren't embarrassed by our own country in the same way Europeans are.
>>55792688
14.5 millions hours in paint
>>55792920
This
>>55792827
We were given the option to join with the Germans to fight the Russians....
>Being proud my grandfather was a Nazi
"The Baltic Waffen SS Units (Baltic Legions) are to be considered as separate and distinct in purpose, ideology, activities, and qualifications for membership from the German SS, and therefore the Commission holds them not to be a movement hostile to the Government of the United States."[13]
Even before this decision, around 1,000 former Latvian Legion soldiers had served as guards at the Nuremberg Tribunal, guarding Nazi war criminals. Afterwards, during the Berlin Blockade, they took part in securing Allied facilities involved in the Berlin Airlift and later also were guarding USA Army headquarters.[6][19]
>>55792885
Its cheap as chips you can get a case for 3$ and half a cheese sandwich
>>55792662
that's why I did this one
>>55792972
>those bottom 4
not surprised tbqh famm
>>55792960
i mean fucks sake cunt at least harp on something other than a shitty mid while your whole bloody country chokes down the bud lights, shit on fosters or somethin, now thats a horrible "aussie" beer
>>55792980
Well, cheers then. Hope your country and people are doing well.
>>55793099
Hasn't Fosters not been Australian owned for like 30 years or something?
>>55793176
yeah nah its brewed in the UK now anyway they just sell it to poms and yanks convincing them that we all drink that piss
>>55792486
>Sitting on a stool
>Not being hunkered up in the pouch of a kangaroo while she shitposts.
Its like you dont even into it. f_am
>>55793099
>your whole bloody country chokes down the bud lights
I do not know one person who drinks bud
we are all about local beers, and high end high percentage shit to get wasted
>my local beer
>>55793041
Let me do a 180 real quick; good drawings m8.
>>55793279
you shit on carlton draught and post yuengling traditional
>4.4%
great man another mid i got btfo good job
>>55793251
better?
>>55793457
>an australian fact checking
?
damn, and i almost got away with it
>>55793526
never forget we have nothing to do in this shithole but spite yanks 24/7
>>55791857
carlton draught is master race as fuck
>>55792722
m8, I have no clue where half these places are, and I am Australian.
>>55793611
Don't forget planning on how to annex NZ and genocide the vowel-challenged hobbit fuckers.
>>55793787
Barossa Valley is region here in SA where they grow/produce wine. Began as a German settlement if I recall correctly.
