So most of us have heard of the new fat woman superhero.
I think the best way to troll the SJWs is by having a drawing competition turning her into a fat Mexican man. If all our other superheros are getting their sex and race changed why shouldn't hers?
>>55783111
All those superpowers, and yet dieting is too great of an obstacle for her.
>>55783201
McDonald's prices are her greatest enemy
Her weakness is diabetes
>>55783111
She's so fat the earth is tilting down
>>55783111
Wait, what the fuck
>>55783111
Is there a proper explanation for why she stays fat despite all the exercise involved with hero work or are they trying to push the whole IT'S MUH GENES I'LL NEVER LOSE WEIGHT NO MATTER WHAT shit with this?
>>55783847
Every day that she fights crime, she rewards herself by taking a little break from her diet.
>>55783958
She would be the weakest fattest green lantern since those run off willpower
She would most likely be orange
>>55783275
Kek, I wonder if a villain will ever think of that scheme
>>55783847
Her powers her feuled by junk food, unfortunately she still has a normal human metabolism. Her only weakness is being unable to put down the fork.
nice tits
>>55783111
The best way to troll them is to let the sales records exist.
Doing literally anything else will help their cause.
>>55784873
>female thor comic is down to less than 10% of the old numbers
oh it's too fucking good
>>55783111
wtf?
Is this real?
Give me a second, I might have something for you guys.
>>55785692
Behold, Paquito!
Bask in his man-tight girdle of glory! Astonish yourselves at his cheese and guacamole stains with chip fragments in his chest hair! AND HIS TINY FEET TOO DISPROPORTIONATE FOR HIS SIZE!
Seriously, though. I'm not an actual comic artist. This is an idea-- Someone improve upon it, I'm not good enough.
>>55786276
That's majestic as fuck
>>55785447
Yup, faith the flying fat ass.
>>55783111
Is this a joke?
Answer: Yes, it's tumblr.
The only people who really are getting upset about this comic are /reddit fat hate/ people and the sort, I say that cause my gf used to go on there and still does, i dislike the whole idea of hating on fat people cause it's a waste of time, i like making fun of them as much as the next guy.
>anyone who's ever read comics regularly has been exposed to worse so this isn't a big deal
>female thor
>gay green lantern
>black spiderman
>>55786276
You're literally better than most paid comic book artists.
>>55786550
>>55787036
Appreciate it.
Maybe if this whole refugee bullshit doesn't blow my block up, I'll crank somethin out. I used to do comic strips a couple years back. Kinda fun, albeit amateur. But it's 3 am here, so it's time for bed.
Keep the dream of Paquito alive, boys... Keep it alive.
>>55783111
What do you mean "new" fat woman superhero?
Is Big Bertha no longer a thing?
Or does she not count because she can control her body size?
>>55786276
>Behold, Paquito!
>>55783111
Superheros are fit because they're supposed to be like demi gods of super strength
being fat is sign of laziness and unhealthiness why can't people understand this?
>>55787462
>What do you mean "new" fat woman superhero?
I mean that there is a new superhero that is fat
>Is Big Bertha no longer a thing?
If I said there is a new flavor of ice cream would that imply that new flavor is the only one that exists?
Can someone do a fanfic of a supervillain (you make your own) tearing her apart? Like, not a nudity way (that shit will be gross), I mean like break her bones, spine, or just literally tear her apart.
THEN you make sexy looking/powerful looking super heros save the day. It would be glorious.
>>55783847
>IT'S MUH GENES I'LL NEVER LOSE WEIGHT NO MATTER WHAT
A defeatist superhero lmao
>>55783111
>I think the best way to troll the SJWs is by having a drawing competition turning her into a fat Mexican man.
No the best way to troll them is to draw her with a skinny form, like project harpoon.
>>55789259
this to tb.h
>>55786276
I like your art style
>>55786276
10/10
Fund it
>>55783111
>being offended by this
why?
>>55787036
>liefeld
Someone post his Captain America.
I need a good laugh tonight.
>>55790453
>Sweden
Top Kek
> new
> has been around since the early 90s
http://www.comicvine.com/zephyr/4005-12459/
>>55783111
She's actually not new, she's been around for a few years but I guess their officially making her a super hero.
It doesn't matter because the comic company she comes from is neither DC nor marvel so its a literally who company who won't be able to sell enough to make her series last any amount of time
>>55790950
>>55791009
Oh shit, thanks senpai
>>55790453
Let me put it this way since the obvious isn't obvious for you for some reason.
Let's say this:
Instead of an obese superhero that flies around and is fat for really no reason but to promote being obese as normal.
Instead of this we have 92 lb heroin addict that flies around with needles still attached to his arms.
How would that make you feel?
>>55786276
Better than Liefield.
>>55791182
Well a drug powered super is already a thing.
>Church of Cocaine
>>55783111 >>55783201 >>55783275
>>55783454 >>55783958 >>55784032 >>55784192 >>55784825 >>55784865 >>55784975 >>55786276
Just #thinnerbeauty the supper hero, and support the idea by saying her powers increase 50x as much.
>>55791182
I dont care about superhero so i could not care less. But i sure did not feel like acting like a baby about it.
How are the standard superheroes good promotion for what is "normal" by the way?
i still does not get why you chose to get offended by this. In the US obesity is defiantly "normal
>western comics
>>55791544
Obesity is being portrayed as a lifestyle equal to bike riding. You have problems distinguishing between disgust and whining about something.
>>55791319
awesome
Can't wieght for her to battle ur out with Wilfred Brimley.
>>55787664
I meant why is it a "thing" that there are FINALLY NEW FAT SUPERS TAKE THAT.
Blob is a thing, Big Bertha, those are the two most well known, pretty sure there's been others that weren't just one-issue gags.
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