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How do we stop Australians from mindlessly shit posting?
Why do they do this?
Is it cause they have absolutely nothing to do in the desert?
>>55775802
>How do we stop Australians from mindlessly shit posting?
>Mehmet shitposts
>>55775802
you don't :^)
If they are here they will shitpost. It is their nature.
Ah yes, our traditional beer o'çlock dance. Thanks for sharing this mate. I might have to get me old dancing boots on and give'em a bit of a dust off.
Cheers Otto. Or is it Ahkmed these days?
>>55775802
Just come on during regular day time hours when the Aussies will be asleep. Thats how I usually avoid the germanistan cu.cks
>>55775802
this is a very important dance to our culture, fuck you for denigrating it you german mutt. I look forward to your refugoys cutting you down in the street like the dogs you are.
I can't imagine living in australia, all the posters here rarely comment on anything political. 90% of the time it's banter.
Is this what happens when you put a group of brits in an isolated part of the world, where their country has no relevancy?
>>55776181
>>55776263
I love Australians. What would we do without them?
>>55776354
Is that you Caitlyn Jenner?
>>55776456
It's all in the name of fun you big ol' murkin burger bun you <3
>>55776354
To be honest as of late Australia seems to have been dodging all the current political bullets like fucking Neo, we have nothing to contribute because we're not being fucked in the arse by muslims or niggers. All we have to complain about is the nanny-state and that's comparatively mild compared to
>800,000
or
>#BlackLivesMatter so gibsmedat
>>55776781
You guys are getting fucked by muslims, brah.
>>55775802
Shitposting is part of our culture, just because you traded yours for smelly refugees and kekporn doesnt mean we'll stop kraut
>>55775802
Same way we stopped Germany from being a mindless genocide machine, importing tens of millions of durka-durkas and castrating all your men while making the women concubines for the replacement population.
Pic related, your sister better get used to it.
>>55776781
you guys are fortunate as fuck
somewhere remote
still a western country somehow
>>55776880
hot
Shitposting is as Australian as apple pie is American, or watching your wife and daughter be raped to death by refugees before said refugees detonate themselves is European.
>>55776905
Now we just need to terraform the dry parts of this continent and make it Europe 2.0
>>55776456
Drink more beer. Seriously. There'd be more left for us.
>>55775802
Its got nothing to do with the desert.
They're just retarded ex convicts that were booted out of Europe.
>>55776880
Fuck you retard. Belly dancing is a Mediterranean thing, not a Muslim thing.
>>55775802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejorQVy3m8E
>>55776845
We're really not, little brother. Development applications for mosques get knocked back all the time and there's still enough angry Bazzas and Shielas out there who fucking hate the idea of anybody who isn't a white Anglo-Saxon living anywhere near them. I'd agree we hear far too much about angry mudshits given they aren't a big part of our population outside of shitty areas of Sydney and Melbourne, maybe.
Our biggest concern is fuckwits tripping over themselves to approve the tearing up the tiny bit of arable land so Chinks or Indians can build coalmines on it honestly.
>>55777060
gl bro
hope i can visit one day
>>55776781
Yeah, but one way or another, you're going to get fucked by your bankers. Or our bankers. Or Europe's. Either way, you're going to take some bankster cock.
Seriously, they need to just be entirely IP blocked, the entire fucking island.
They are fucking ruining this site.
At last moot, I truly understand.
>>55777237
What did moot say about them exactly?
>>55775802
desu I see A FUCKING LEAF shitpost more than the strayas
>>55777331
You'll never out banter an Aussie, Canuck.
>>55777331
>A
>
>FUCKING
>
>LEAF
>>55777060
Fuck that, Europe is done. Why not something original.
respond to aussies with this gif
>>55775802
>said the guy who made a whole thread about nothing
>>55777331
Hmm. I'd say we do more shitposting than the Aussies here on /pol/. They seem to be doing a lot better on /int/ though.
>>55777135
>>55777135
>Whats that Skippy?
>The septic tank knows nothing except where the nearest rascal scooter can get him to McDonalds you say??
http://www.aleenah.com/history.html
Cultural Context
Historically, dance has always been an important part of Arabic culture. One of the oldest social dances that Middle Eastern and North African people of all ages and both sexes have enjoyed at festive occasions is called Raks Beledi.
>>55777331
You guys always seemed like the ones with the least amount of the banter genes of all the Commonwealth bros to be honest Justin.
>>55777331
Calm down hat.
>>55775802
You're just jelly that you can't shitpost on the same level.
Germans, Americans, and Brits have massive asspain because they can't compete with Australian shitposting.
As Canadians, we admire the shitposting prowess of Australia. We are close, but not quite there yet. Perhaps someday.
>>55777531
Kek
>>55777331
hate people who wear shit like this, we get it you fucking smoke weed.
If get Australia would forever remain Kings of shitposting.
>>55777434
>moot
pleas, that poofta ran away, couldn't handle the bantz
Even our old tv shows are the equivalent of shitposting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxo7wQkCIE8
Everywhere I go I must shitpost
>>55776905
>hot
muhammad agrees.
>>55775802
>mindlessly
You should give them a little more credit. It's strategical, and tactical in its planning, construction and execution.
>>55775802
How do we stop germans from mindlessly shit posting time and time again. Failed World Wars, Failed to remove Jew, now euro-genocide. Good one dickhead.
>>55777985
what the fuck
>>55778187
if you wouldnt fuck her you are a fag in my books sorry
Australian culture at its finest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE2U9SnuLD8
>>55777448
Hey, us yanks tried something original. It's not working out quite how we thought it would m8. Checks and balances are good, but there are just no fucking teeth to them.
>my country is being overrun by a horde of Jihadis
>what should I do today?
>shitpost about Australia!
It's always summer in Australia
>>55776181
>>55776195
>>55776263
>>55776781
>>55776845
>>55777288
>>55777528
> and forgot the others...
Honestly, I like Australians, putting aside the shitposting, they're most of the time, chilling.
They're more tolerable than cukanada.
>>55775802
Australians are funposters. They make a mockery out of everything that we hold dear. They kill the sacred cow on a daily basis. We would be worse off without Australian shitposters.
>>55778231
Is Rodney Rude the shitposter we should all aspire to be?
>>55778393
Mate our country is only 10 years behind being as emasculated as the UK.
Our universities and pollies are as green/left as all fuck.
Much as id like to claim we have it right, we are shit as long as Canberra exists.
The original Trumpsta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wEtYyGCC0A
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/K6lYS2euFmI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
I think that worked. Never embedded a jewtube for you guys before.
This is prime Straya
>>55778680
Stop embarrassing us in front of the Aussies.
I like Australians because if you are in a pub full of them, they understand whose turn it is at the bar and the round system, unlike foreign cunts who just push in or go up as a huge group and each buy a single pint each, cunts.
>>55778680
You fucked it up mate, you just have to past the URL not the embed code.
Hey australia, just checked ur job website:
https://jobsearch.gov.au/
Also, it seems like it's really easy to get a holiday work visa.
Would you like it if I come over there and take yer jerbs?
>>55777480
that gif doesn't work over here. that spider is a baby
>>55778680
My bad
https://youtu.be/K6lYS2euFmI
>>55775802
At least australians are entertaining unlike the Romanians
>>55778540
I dont think that level of shitposting would be sustainable. Rodney is the big gun of bogan comedy.
>I like girls with small hands, makes my dick look big
I think we should build up a tolerance with Kevin Bloody Wilson level bantz first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwBR0qwHZBA
>KEVIN BLOODY WILSON You Can’t Say Cunt In Canada
http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/kevin_bloody_wilson/you_cant_say_cunt_in_canada-lyrics-214213.html#ixzz3rXUUVaf9
You can't say 'cunt' in Canada
Saying 'cunt's' not very nice at all
No, you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
So we asked the sheilas what they called it
And they said muff, moot, minge, quinn, twat, little flower, twinkle, tunnel of love,
So if you say 'cunt' in Canada,
You gotta say it with a velvet glove.
And, you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
Now, you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
So I thought I better ask the guys
Now, you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
Why wasn't I surprised
When they said gash, pussy, poontang, beef curtain, burger, gateway to her guts
(Gateway to her guts? What was I smokin' when I wrote that one?)
Split whisker, beaver, long-eye, front bum, growler, hairy lassoo
No, you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
'Cause 'cunt's' considered pretty fuckin' rude
No, you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
So when I get to Montreal
If you're gonna say 'cunt' in Canada
You gotta say it in French as well
So here goes: pilerplut, la cunt, president, miteron, *kiss kiss* pepe le pew
No, you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
'Cause 'cunt's' considered pretty damn rude
And you can't say 'cunt' in Canada
Guaranteed feels for my Aussie bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY
>>55778804
DAAS are good.
TISM are better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmDGrtgoY8Y
>>55778918
I've met Frankie from this song
>>55775802
Why would you ever want them to stop?
Bantz too powerful for you Hans?
Australians are shining jewel of this board
>>55775802
Oh be fucking honest, most of you would feel sad if those shitcunts just all stopped posting.
>>55775802
plenty of shit to do in the desert m8, you can build sandcastles and walls and stomp ants and make moats.
so much shit that i don't have enough time to explain it before you have to go and strap up your assigned terrorist and kiss him goodbye.
>>55779113
>fatclap using the word bantz
Just feels wrong m8
>>55779018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N-Aj3aTL6o
For I live for an 8 hour shift on the shores of Botany Bay!
>>55777985
what the fuck, hardest I've laughed in a while
To the Australians here, is this how you get your food?
>>55778918
The band that did this song were commie/green fucktards straight out of the south park episode where they sniff their own farts.
Its a nice irony their song is seen as a "war" song.
2001-current: later career
>Schumann is a co-director of Schumann & Associates - a communications, public relations and consultancy company. He speaks on issues of social justice and Australian identity to universities and companies. In 2008 Flinders University recognised him as a distinguished alumnus for his contribution to Australian music and social justice. He is not affiliated with any political party.
>>55778978
Actually, I think I like that. You mother fuckers are simultaneously very dark and very happy about it.
>>55778978
TISM are shit
>but who the fuck isn't
>>55775802
Shouldn't you tending to ak'lmars cock right now lol, have fun having your culture destroyed by mudslapping cunts, cunt.
>>55779492
m8, I've been drinking all night. I tis 06:45 in Bongland, commie fucks or not that is an alright song
>>55777187
The fuck are you growing, German Matt Damon?
who /shitpost/ here?
>>55777985
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zxo7wQkCIE8
Holy fuck my sides are gone, must be fucking liquored right up. I gotta find more
>>55779492
I met the guy last year. He came to our battalion and sung this song when we were on parade he's a pretty chill guy. Wanted to ride in our bushmasters and love that shit.
>>55779616
Fucking annihilated
>>55777448
The only thing I can think of that's 100% original is advancing science to the point where we can make engines that are capable of supporting our island in the sky.
Let's see the boat people come here then.
>>55779704
Not you, yokel
Also Aussies, this used to be on TV in the UK when I was a kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-uJnq46rWM
That fucking theme song tho
>>55779531
Our 1970's were probably weirder than the USA one, but not covered as much.
We had some of the most corrupt pollies/police on earth, even a Supreme court judge who was being blackmailed by a gangster with kiddie porn pictures.
The entire case was sealed as "never to be released" so we will never see the level of corruption involved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUqn-2Ljcj4
>>55779787
nukes could do that
>>55779398
where the hell did you get it?
never seen this rare.
>>55779855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iyNncvIrz8
>>55779790
do i need to shut your c̲u̲c̲k̲h̲o̲l̲e̲ friend?
>>55779732
Went to a concert of redgum in the late 80's, he gave lefty political speeches between songs.
Maybe hes changed since then.
>>55779928
thanks!
already watching it.
>>55778839
The Romanians are funny in a sad, depressing way.
>>55780026
Go climb a fence, mexican.
>>55779849
wtf am I watching?
I am never staying up late in an Aussie thread again.
>>55780046
>of
Yeah he must've. Talked about the great job we did in Afghanistan and stuff.
>>55775802
Reply using pics, and make them as big as you can.
It will rape their 1MB data caps.
>>55780093
>le everyone is exactly where their flag says they are xDDDD
I really really like this meme my man
>>55777448
As if we'd let eurokeks in anyway. What, let them destroy there own country then let them flee to ours? That's what the Muslims do.
>>55776181
Shshshshshrekttt
>>55780153
I'm sorry, Pinochet.
>>55777237
Oi mate that's uncalled for. Don't get your XXXL stars n stripes panties in a twist just because you can't handle some cheeky banter.
>>55780153
>le everyone is exactly where their flag says they are xDDDD
Fookin hell r u an interweb wizard behind 7 proxies??? Is that not illegal m8?
>>55780153
Shut the fuck up Jacinto
We lost so much to political correctness.
Blackface on prime time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5psRMoXm2g
Gay flight attendants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZUwfZxb_04
The most awesome treatment of an Australian award show by Joan Rivers, pissed as a maggott the old bugger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAw-FBuieNY
>>55779852
we'll need at least 16, placed at strategic points along the coastline.
i've drawn up a proposal.
>>55775802
>>55775802
that feel when just because Hans's asshole smells of kebab and dindu he has to take it out on humble australians
>>55780026
>NO FUCKING LEAF
Can someone post the white Australian man shaking hands with the nice friendly aborigines .gif?
>>55780423
They can still climb into our country.
But if we were in the sky...
>germany
>worrying about shitposting when his entire country is getting shitposted
>>55778309
I meant naming wise..
>this obsession
>germany not being aware of the saying 'haters make me famous'
>>55778393
Is it because of the Trudeau thing? It's the Trudeau thing, isn't it
>>55775802
They're the comedy relief of /pol/. We all need some keks after a long hard debate
>>55780348
>>55780415
>>55780381
I knew you guys couldnt handle the dark truth about /pol/
>>muh rare flag
niggers, those are rare PROXIES
>>55780497
Then a black market of people smugglers with hot air balloons will just develop. Nowhere is save from kebab.
>>55775802
>How do we stop Australians from mindlessly shit posting?
>How do we stop the sky from being blue?
>How do we stop the grass from being green?
>How do we stop OP from being a faggot?
You dont krout boy. I guess its kebbab boy now ;)
>>55775802
You too would be stressed as fuck if you had to deal with shit like this on a daily basis.
They are just blowing some steam after a hard day living in a continent not meant for humans.
>>55777531
Skrrr
>>55777637
m'underpants
>>55775802
Don't act you don't enjoy it
>>55780423
I see Melbourne has extra nukes, is this necessary for the plan?
>>55780497
that is why we must eliminate the traitorous melbournians
>>55775802
We never shitpost, all our posts are serious and informative.
>>55780850
it's pretty much the most necessary part.
>>55780937
Don't kill me pls
>>55780804
My undies are made in mexico.
>>55780850
It's not necessary, it's a bonus.
>>55780850
If you nuke Melbourne and Sydney you're going to end up with a continent of ~19 million or so mostly white people with a few boongers up north and Chinese around Brisbane/the Gold Coast
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB55VG3PUYQ
kek strayas the best tbqh m8
>>55780979
i just realized that we could save money on nukes by only nuking melbourne and all the roads leading in and out.
roughly 10 should do it, then we rename vic "radioactoria" and disown it.
>>55775802
Quit over stating this shit. Australian posts are not that bad.
>>55780850
>is it necessary
Was it really necessary that you question it?
G'day lads
What's the difference between a German and a Muslim?
[spoiler]nothing[/spoiler]
>>55775802
This meme has to stop. Aussies barely shitpost, and the best ones are mid to low tier at best. Shitposting on /pol/ is essentially like letting grandpa think that he's just as sneaky trying to grab an extra muffin as he was during the war.
Aussies are shit and /pol/ is their esteem-play ground
>>55781285
Nice one.
http://on.fb.me/1RWvron
straya.
>>55781449
Cops are tops mate.
>>55780519
Rekt n kekt
>>55781331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo30q4cQS58
:'(
>>55780548
Source pls
>>55781285
Germans make shitty cars. Muslim's are shitty excuses for humanbeings
Auntie Jack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnEOr1MgwTM
Australian immigration in action.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PfDro1UGUo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT8VjRzgBXY
>>55781660
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/11/151113105707.htm
>>55775802
IRL shitposting is called banter
It is an Australian way of life.
>>55779682
Potatoes for all those Arab sausages he has to suck down.
>>55781847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl5vi9ir49g
>>55777177
>they aren't a big part of our population outside of shitty areas of Sydney and Melbourne, maybe.
>they aren't a big part of our population outside of our two most populous cities
lmfoa to be honest
I went to Brisbane last month and there were literally muslims EVERYWHERE. Recent surveys have shown that muslims make up at least 8% of Australia's religious population, you guys are fucked
>>55775802
>I will not be lectured to about culture, by this Islamic Republic of Germanistan, Arab kek.
>>55781807
Germans construct shitty cars. Muslim's destruct shitty cars
I fucking love Australian shitposting.
Why did Australia give us such shitty music? Fucking digeridoo
>>55782487
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2KZjUYC9GQ
Hey guys, ive been using duolingo to learn the german national anthem "Allah, Allah über alles, Inshallah über alles in der Welt""
>>55775802
You know whay australians can shitpost?
We are in white paradise.
No shitskin murderers of europistan.
No dindu murderers of sjwmurica.
Just hard working and integrated asians.
No natural disasters.
Good social systems.
God tier standard of living.
We are just behind Russia as one of the last bastions for white folks.
So we get to lol while everyine else is getting raped by the mudslimes.
(Just noone tell Indonesia about us being here plz).
>>55782640
it's like i'm actually in germany. bravo
>>55782602
That shit is still way better than Iggy Azelea and chumbawumba or whatever degenerate kangaroo hoon music they're making nowadays
https://youtu.be/0RrFmbJzWno
>>55782691
What about the Indians?
Can we get rid of them? They're buying out all the good food places, now I have to go another town over to get good fish and chips.
>>55783025
Just bomb them maybe theyll leave
>>55782691
Forgot to include drop bears, spiders with health bars, roided out roos, poisonous everything and sharks the size of school busses
https://youtu.be/X5j_EcmRvaI
>>55775802
Yes, that means you shouldn't come here
>>55781285
Germans haven't started cooking kebabs yet
>>55782691
Pretty much this.
Most interesting news story I've seen all week was something about a potato war between a potato farmer and a supermarket.
>>55783025
Even Indians are integrated. Both Indians and Asians are softcocks to Aussie chicks, so we aren't going to get bred out in 3 generations like every other cuucktry in the world.
>>55783205
That's not the problem.
They bought out the Chinese restaurant and I saw fucking cockroaches in the rice, these people are fucking disgusting and need to leave
I really hope that all Eternal ANGLOS get permabanned
Anglos did 11/13
>>55783083
Better to have meme monsters in our cities, rather than ACTUAL monsters in our cities.
I don't know anyone who's been bitten by wildlife, let alone raped by it.
>>55783251
So report them. There are systems to deal with that shit. Use them you lazy fuck.
>>55782847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmL3m2zcoOI
>>55775802
That is like asking germans to stop importing terrorists to fuck their wives or greece to pay its debts or hell indias to poo in loo it cant be done op its against their nature.
>>55783602
the majority of us didnt even wanted them imported, its just that they dont even give a fuck to ask us...
>>55783489
Sounds like a silly song till you hit the chorus, especially the second one.
I remember my great grandmother singing this song to me, she had the record as well.
She sang it with a bit of meaning, her father was wounded on the Western front, he joined up to try and keep an eye on her brothers, both were killed.
One was buried alive by a shellburst, the other went missing "over the top" and was never found.
Ive got both their "dead mens pennies" and a few other bits of gear, including the shrapnel they took out of great-granddads leg with bits of his bone stuck to it.
Theres another 'decoration" great-granny got which is a black silk clasp with 2 stars underneath for her 2 lost sons.
Killed off the male lineage of that family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsyvOYcWgcg
God bless this country
>>55775802
>implying Aussie proxies aren't cheap and easy to use, especially for asians
>implying the people posing as Aussies are actually all Aussies...
I guess Germans can't into logic, so that's why you import Turks.
>>55775802
You can't kill us because we're already inside you.
So say I wanted to become an Australian... would I be accepted into your country? What would I have to learn to do to be a proper Australian? Can I drive a Commodore and rip hektik skidz?
>>55780626
I-I'm sorry Canuck... but we can't go back now
>>55777177
yeah some times I worry straya will fall to organised religion because people like me who care sit around and shit post on the internet all day instead of getting involved in the political process.
Then I some bogans go ape shit at a kebab in a bag on the train and realize there's nothing to worry about.
>>55783355
>Posts a Jew
???
>>55784146
Let your mind relax...
Let your thoughts drift...
Let the bad memories fade...
Imagine somewhere calm...
Imagine somewhere safe...
Imagine yourself as an Aussie shitposter
>>55783075
10/10 bantz m8
>>55784062
>implying you type like a chink
>implying australians can hide their aussie shit posting speak.
>>55783251
>Implying there wasnt cockroaches in the Chinese food.
>>55777749
underrated post kek
>>55779792
This show was odd. There was an episode where the kid got a fish in his dick and could swim faster.
>>55784435
>implying aussies shitpost
>implying you aren't just too stupid to look past the sardonic tone and grasp the profound content of australian posts
>>55779792
>mfw round the twist
Fuck I hate this, every fucking week some ass hole teacher would half ass a lesson by playing this shit.
Books weren't too bad.
>>55784435
>implying asians are incapable of speaking and/or writing English
>implying Americans don't shitpost just as much
>implying that jew cunt wasnt arrested for posing as an aussie and a jihadi and an SJW
>>55777985
Fuck I miss this show.
Too bad stuff like this wouldn't last a week these days.
>>55784632
This is the world that political correctness and 'think of MUH chilluns' has killed.
We were lucky to have experienced it m80pot80
>>55782691
>God tier standard of living.
For now, all the shit howard and the liberals sold off to their mates on the cheap has really left our markets open to exploitation.
>mfw abbot let that fat mining bitch grant unlimited work visas to africans
>mfw people thought that the assholes who used tax dollars to pay off their mortgage could be trusted when it came to giving corporate Australia fewer regulations
>>55784808
indeed, that episode was not at all inclusive to womyn
just another example of sexism
#smashthepatriarchy #killallmen
>>55783179
>a potato war
moar info on this?
>>55775802
If you stopped calling us shitposters then we'd stop shitposting. It's like giving attention to the disruptive troublemaker in class who feels a need to live up to the reputation of class clown.
>>55777985
Fast Forward and Full Frontal were the fucking best. Aussie sketch shows were top tier
>>55784959
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/spud-shed-owner-tony-galati-loses-legal-battle-to-grow-more-potatoes/story-fnq2oad4-1227606205968
>>55776354
> Is this what happens when you put a group of brits in an isolated part of the world, where their country has no relevancy?
So you're saying people put a group of Brits in Britan
>>55777434
>>55777531
Image is shopped. Moot never said that.
>>55775802
'SCARNON HERE?
>>55780850
I live in Melbourne and it is absolutely essential.
This place is infested with sjws and keks.
Brisbane/Gold Coast are truly GOAT.
>>55778628
>shit as long as Canberra exists
I think you mean Melbourne
>>55785246
Sydney is just as bad as melbourne, but with even more shitskins. I'm trying to move to Brisbane. Last decent white city left. (No you dont count perth, fuck off)
>>55785246
>Gold Coast
We are absolutely multi-cultied to the eyeballs with all the Asians and the students who go to the unis around here, but I've never met anyone who was a full-blown SJW thank fuck.
>>55783085
Accurate
>>55785521
Yes, Merika, we know you exist and you can fuck off now.
>>55775802
>tfw shitpost
http://efukt.com/21285_SHITPOST.html
>>55782150
>>Islam
>>8%
Implying. 2014 stats here m8
>>55776880
Honestly, real talk here. I'd fuck that then have it deported
>>55785593
SEPPOS BTFO
>>55777434
It took you over a decade to realise moot was a crybaby poofter did it champ?
>>55782691
feels good aye
>>55782374
Pinche joto, GTFO pendejada
>>55777518
Even I think /int/ is outta control and I love shitposting
>>55785067
beautiful
>>55782487
Wash your mouth out with soap you filthy cunt, because I don't want you speaking shit when I pull out this masterpiece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRqLtxqxmKI&ab_channel=WigglesFan
>>55782691
If we had the option to choose two types of immigrants, I'd be happy with just Islanders and Asians coming into the country (along with the natural European immigration).
>No dindu murderers of sjwmurica.
Let's hope it stays that way. I'm not fond on mass African immigration into this country, especially when a lot of them here already copy their American counterparts, and blame white people for their shortcomings.
>>55777177
>anglos are top quality people
>>55786051
Caterpillar eyebrows
>>55779398
it's not that hard mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P1vf_7DoLA
You don't.
It's in our blood.
>>55775802
Because of the Eternal Anglo.
>>55780423
Melbourne I can understand but why must Sydney go down, Brisfag?
>>55775802
fuck off cunt
>>55785352
It seems only Perth, Brisbane and maybe Adelaide and Darwin to an extent are safe now. Melbourne and Sydney are lost.
>>55787450
Darwin is permanently safe bc abodiginees and their boomarangs
>>55787450
>Darwin
I know a half abo bloke up that way who was quite literally a tumblr tier SJW and had everybody sucking his dick for it. The infestation is spreading
Where does Spain sit in the shitpost meter /pol/? Im curious
>>55775802
HEY BITCH GO BACK AND SUCK MUHUMMADS DICK. I CAN JUST CONTINUE POSTING FTOM MY UNKEKED COUNTERY. KEK BOI ohh did i just make your icky dicky hard from the fact that your just a little kek
>>55787450
>Brisbane
I'd rather be surrounded by muslims than have to deal with literal retards. Seriously, people from Queensland are fucking thick as a brick. There's a reason the universities up there are known as the ones where all the kids from down south go to if they fuck up their Year 12 exams.
>Adelaide
yeah not bad but holy fuck is it boring if you want to have a social life
>Darwin
uwotm9
maybe if you had to fill in the 'Aboriginal / Torres Straight Islander' bubble on your tests
>>55785521
The American flag is now white due to space magic.
It appears as though the French conquered the moon...
>>55777177
Yes we are cunt
>>55784241
Drink VB
Fight drop bears
Fuck sloots
Smash pingas
Talk through your nose
ull b rite m8
you simply have to know the truth
>>55781285
One makes cars, the other makes car bombs
>>55777480
tiny spider doesn't bother me, even on 40 inch screen
>>55779616
fukt germakeks up
>>55778231
I love Rodney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UMPzSddLxY
>>55777141
fuck i hate midnight oil, shittest cunts. Peter Garret should be in jail for his role in the insulation scheme deaths.
>tfw some guy is uploading full episodes of The Late Show
>tfw we can never go back to the casual racism of the early 90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD4u6RbaMFM
>>55783075
Holy shit the treework on that chimp... impressed.
>>55788389
Can you actually view which countries google which things the most? link?
>>55788190
>>Adelaide
>>yeah not bad but holy fuck is it boring if you want to have a social
And if you don't mind drinking Sludge
>>55777187
Is that movie symbolic of Jesus?
>>55775802
fuck off you hun cunt. go back to finding a place to house mohammed
Man say what you will, but Australian shitposting is wonderful, I love those bastards.
>>55775802
You cant, this is the country that elected Tony Abbot, king of the real world shit-posters.
>>55775802
1. Make Austrafaglians switch to satellite internet
2. Destroy all satellites
3. ????
4. Profit.
>>55775802
I heard Australians like Unreal Tournament.
>>55779398
you don't become a man here until you catch your first roo barehanded, kill it (most people eitheir smash its head against a tree or a rock, or smash its head with a rock), skin it, pull the meat out, then chuck it over a barbie and eat it
>>55783075
someone add our flag to the chimp, and /pol/ and /int/ to the tigers
>>55775802
Fuck you. Shit posting is all I have left
>>55777518
Cheeky Canadian Bastard, I bet you're one of those frog Canadians, the worst kind. If only the durka-durkas blew up Canada instead.
Enjoy your leaf m80
have you ever
ever felt like this
