Why haven't you moved to Australia /pol/? It's the least degenerate country on Earth.
Give me one good reason.
Third world internet.
Ciggy butt brains
>>55770275
Spiders.
>>55770275
fuck off muhummad
Because Hawaii is better
Really shite gun laws.
I mean, it's pretty good. Don't oversell it.
>>55770275
>Least degenerate
Every single Australian born woman i have ever known has been a dick hungry whore.
I like guns
>>55770275
no country is immune to shitskins
> Australian birthday cake
>>55770427
That's not true though.
You can own a gun, just not for self-defense purposes.
If you live on a property and have pest issues then you're pretty much expected to own a gun.
Also if you're a member of a gun club and attend regularly, you can own a handgun.
>>55770275
Norway is ranked higher than Australia. Also, terrible gun laws
>>55770275
>least degenerate
Please stop. You fuckers are so degenerate there is no hope.
>>55770275
>It's the least degenerate country on Earth.
This is why.
>>55770427
How's that full auto m16 left behind from the war working for you. Make sure to clean it every time you shoot.
>>55770275
>>55770275
Guns
>>55770427
>Australia has no guns meme
It's really simple to get a legal gun here.
>>55770537
>Degeneracy rankings
Now this I want to see
>>55770275
It's like a continent wide trailer park.
No thanks.
>>55770275
Do you know how many kaiju are going to attack your country after K-Day happens?
It's pretty degenerate but I prefer it to the uk or USA.
>>55770275
>Brit
>Saying that Australia is the best country
>Because it's not degenerate
>>55770275
New Zealand South Island is less degenerate and has far less Muslims or any minorities than Aussie cities. I'll stay here thanks.
All the plants and animals want to kill you.
because I'm not indian or chinese
>>55770527
Except I want to own a gun for self-defense purpose.
>>55770556
if I ever get to America I wouldn't buy AR15, I would buy AK74.
>>55770942
You're the kind of people Australia actively seeks to keep out of their country.
>>55770275
your country is full chink and kebab, no
I'm sure I've seen you post this thread before.
Why would I move to your prison camp, Nigel?
>>55770942
lol then don't fucking come here you soft cock
>>55771000
Hence I don't want to be in Ausland.
uh because they literally won't let me. I would abandon this shit country in a heartbeat, but unless you're super rich, a brown skinned refugee, or okay with moving to a third world hellhole, emigration is virtually impossible.
That's why I hate it when people say "Love it or leave it!". FUCKING TELL ME HOW AND I WILL. I AM NOT HERE BY CHOICE.
>>55770942
Vietnam has some of the shittiest gun laws in the world, you can't own a gun there for self defense ya silly brown turd
>>55770275
>Give me one good reason.
Too far to the left politically.
If they were a center-right country I'd probably be there already.
>>55771025
>92% white
>full of chink and kebab
>full
pick one
>>55770275
>least degenerate country on Earth.
Every teenager in Straya is doing at least 2 kinds of drugs and the kids with rich parents are on at least 4
You are flooded with asians who don't assimilate
Filled with abbos
Welcome kebabs
And feminists have taken over your government both local and nationals
You've ousted Based Tony
You guys have more EDM and fucking trance parties than anywhere else
Yeah sure, you're not degenerate at all
>>55770558
It's funny because you guys fired the man who actually made that reality
>>55771084
Fine, you hard cock can stick with your primitive slashers.
Even our bamboo sticks have better reach than those.
>>55770275
>It's the least degenerate country on Earth.
WOOOOOOOOOW!
>>55771123
Which is why if I'm moving, I'm moving to the USA.
And to be frank, Vietnam probably has the shittiest gun law in the world and I don't like that.
>>55770642
>implying the single greatest jaeger to ever exist isnt autralian
>>55770562
check the flag again m8
>>55771184
I'm sticking with full chink and kebab
>>55771270
>Implying the USA will take you
Sorry Ming Nguyen, you're stuck in Vietnam indefinitely.
>>55770275
because they all come to my country to steal our women, there must be some reason they dont want theirs
>>55770275
Very few Australians aren't obnoxious asshole faggot pieces of shit. I'd invade them and kill them all off though, definitely.
>>55771338
If I have money, they will.
I'm saving up.
>>55770275
Because I don't want to settle for second best.
Noguns and deadly fauna.
That's a fucked combination.
>>55770507
>not knowing that it's really good
Spiders
DON'T DO IT! BONGS TRYING TO TRICK YOU!
>>55771338
>Britbong thinks it knows anything
Don't worry Minh murica is pretty Asian friendly. Only kebab and basket ball Americans have trouble getting in.
>>55771379
Nah you're too much of a fuckin poofter
>>55770507
>> Australian birthday cake
True, but I prefer this made by our neighbours
![Pho-King-Delicious[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4AN5wZz.jpg "Pho-King-Delicious[1].jpg")
>>55771338
America has a huge Viet pop and takes them in erry day.
If he knows how to make Pho, I'll sponsor his visa myself. Never can have too many enough Pho.
#illridewithyou
>>55770275
worried about drop bears to be honest, family
>>55771338
Based
>>55770942
You can still use it for self-defense, you just can't put that down as the reason for buying it on the registration form.
>>55771090
Your half sister wives and your half brother husbands don't seems to think so, their taking over the fucking place
>>55771175
Our major right wing conservative party is in power at the moment and we have a pretty solid migration policy, most of the leftist shills are concentrated in Melbourne.
>>55770275
I hate the heat
Shitty internet, shitty prices
>>55771193
>It's funny because you guys fired the man who actually made that reality
haha we sure did!
>>55771594
Yeah, let's just say I want to have a little more selection than lever action shotgun, bolt rifles and handgun.
>>55770275
It would be nice to to temporarily live in Australia, but I could never permanently stay there. America is my country, and I feel most at home here. I have family in Sydney, it was pleasant there.
>>55770275
I can't own a gun
>>55771594
>You can still use it for self-defense,
And get arrested for manslaughter/murder.
Worth it? Maybe. I'd rather give up my property that I can easily purchase again than to give up some of my life.
>people saying we have shitty internet
It doesn't take me long to upload an image at all, I don't know where this meme came from
>>55770507
>implying fairy bread is bad
>>55771193
>>least degenerate country on Earth.
>Every teenager in Straya is doing at least 2 kinds of drugs and the kids with rich parents are on at least 4
>You are flooded with asians who don't assimilate
>Filled with abbos
>Welcome kebabs
>And feminists have taken over your government both local and nationals
>You've ousted Based Tony
>You guys have more EDM and fucking trance parties than anywhere else
>Yeah sure, you're not degenerate at all
TOP KEK, except for a few of those things, which are true. You probably also think that we ride kangaroos to bloody work.
>>55771595
Their dumbfucks can go anywhere they want.
I'm sticking with USland.
>>55770275
>It's the least degenerate country on Earth.
Honestly, it's pretty sad that the God-forsaken island you sent rapists to is less degenerate than you are right now.
I'm already there. I moved here from Syria 5 months ago.
The government sponsored the visa for myself, my family and extended family as part of the refugee program.
They even gave us a lot of money to help us settle.
What I love most here is that there is no pressure to get a job. You can take things at your own pace, and till then the government will support you.
It's really amazing.
If I had to move to another country it'd probably be Canada or Australia. Though that's more because I can't be assed to learn a language besides English or Vietnamese 2bh
>>55771670
You would literally pick where you live based on that?
I mean, what sort of situation do you expect to find yourself in where a shotgun won't do the job? Realistically, you'll probably go your whole life without needing to use a gun, and if you do, the guns you have available here will almost certainly do the trick.
Our laws are a pain in the ass, I agree, but it's definitely not enough of a hassle for me to think Vietnam is a better choice. No offence.
>>55771715
Our Internet is fine, but compared to the rest of the world its super shit. AND WE CREATED FREAKIN WIFI FOR GODS SAKE. YOU WOULD THINK THAT WE WOULD HAVE SOME OF THE BEST INTERNET IN THE WORLD. But no, we have to use fucking 5mb/s just like Ahmed.
>>55771859
Glad you're enjoying it, family.
If I may ask, what your profession was in Syria and what you plan to do for work in Australia once you're fully assimilated?
Got my tickets today :D
flying tomorrow :D
>>55770275
full of spiders and bugaroos that chomp the seat of your trousers
>>55770275
You mean NZ
>>55771742
Good, less Asians and Boat people means a better future for Shitposterland.
>>55771971
T-the joke was I uploaded an image that was 956 bytes.
But I agree
I want to live there.
>>55772005
YAY ANOTHER WOG!!!!!!!!
Another jew occupied shit hole.
Fuck off were full of dumb cunts.
>>55771971
>5mb/s
Nigga pls. You must live directly in Sydney CBD like 10m from the exchange if you're getting those speeds.
1-1.5mb/s is more realistic.
>>55772087
You will love it here, just be prepared to get arrested when you shoot an ago who was trying to kill you with a broken beer bottle.
>>55771945
Hey, guns are necessary AND they are fun.
I never know when I need that AK74, but it's nice to have one to go shoot in the range.
It's not a bill of need. In America.
>>55771742
I don't know why all you charlies love Texas so much, but we're totally cool with Vietnamese immigrants.
Although, I don't understand why you like that fucking chunk of gristle in your food. That shit is disgusting and I have to ask every time if what I'm ordering has it.
Also: Bo Luc Lac 4 Lyf
>>55772135
Actually, I live in Brisbane and I can get 13mb/s legitimately.
>>55772199
>>ago
*abo
>>55770275
Australians live there.
>>55772005
Money's on the fridge, wog.
>>55770275
Atomic bombs have not been dropped yet
>>55772286
G'day mate.
>>55771416
Do it man. I'll take an Asian over a mudslime anyday.
>>55770275
>least degenerate
Last I checked "Australia" wasn't spelled P-O-L-A-N-D
>>55772234
Who's your ISP?
I live in Brissy too and Telstra jews me out hard for those speeds.
>>55772227
I don't know many Vnese expats, but yeah, it is weird that Viets flock to Texas.
Anyway, hope these guys are pro guns, if they aren't, I will be.
>>55772391
Fucking Telstra. Lel, they been providing you with shitty internet.
>>55772354
kek
>>55772005
how can you even afford the tickets when you can't even afford pay denbts
>>55772286
>Australians live there.
They live in your country too, how else do you think Trump is going to get elected.
>>55772463
Top kek
>>55770880
South Island NZ is pretty much paradise. Availability of work probably is the only slight downside.
>>55771987
Nothing. I am 17. Probably go to college or something, get a degree, become somebody.
![Map+of+Texas+Gun+Owners[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9RI6lQA.png "Map+of+Texas+Gun+Owners[1].png")
>>55772402
Everyone in Texas is pro gun. It's pretty much how our state works.
You'd risk deportation if you DIDN'T buy a gun. Take lessons, though, we love guns AND gun safety.
>>55770275
How do you know it's non degerate?
When I lived in Sydney the place was an utter shithole:
>Muslims, niggers and abos
>homeless druggies
>bogans
desu I want to move to fucking Poland.
>>55770427
I looked it up and the laws for Queensland are actually really good, I just can't get one because bogan family attacks each other
>>55772632
enjoy ur ban kid
>>55772684
Burleson 817 here, where you at Texasbro?
>>55772005
Pay your taxes first Plato.
>>55770863
LMAO'd
>>55770339
>MUH INTERNETZ
spot the Labour/Greens supporter
>>55771720
It is true cunt
>>55772894
>Burleson
East Texas at the moment, out by Tyler.
I'll wave high as I drive through on my way to Weatherford tomorrow.
>>55772632
Sick cunt, no extremism though *waves finger*
>>55773021
>Greens
I am very offended by your accusation. I wouldn't vote Greens if you put a gun to my head.
>>55773069
I'll wave back, you fucking pissed about these Syrian cunts too?
I'll be getting a Ruger 10/22 from my local gun store tomorrow. We don't need to be 21 to buy a rifle here right? First time buying.
>>55770597
I believe Niger is the shittiest in the world. The 10 shittiest countries in the world are all in Africa, too.
![ps90-mod22[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0eABBWL.jpg "ps90-mod22[1].jpg")
>>55773320
>you fucking pissed about these Syrian cunts too?
Abbot better not sell us out. I know fuckers that worked on his campaign.
>10/22
>21 to buy
18 to buy "long guns" (rifles) 21 for "handguns" so yes, you can buy the 10/22 at 18. Check this sick p90 mod, breh. You might want to make your rifle a little more taticool.
Here's what it would look like in action:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7XEO3B7ka0
Bring guns, please.
>>55771100
get a working holiday, work at a restaurant.
then extend your stay which you're allowed to do if your boss vouches for you, saying that you're a good worker etc. but you have to keep working.
After that then you apply and they let you in. That's basically the easiest way to do it.
>>55771448
>>55771505
>>55771716
Damage control: the posts.
I fucking hate australia. They shouldn't even be allowed to make threads here much less post.
Fuck Australia, fucking worthless island dwelling dick smoking faggots.
Every single one of them.
There is no such thing as a good australian.
>>55774138
nigga have you had fairy bread?
>>55774311
No, does it taste good? I really don't know but honestly that fairy bread looks like a faggot puked a rainbow all over toast.
come to chch
aussieland is full of the most shallow fucks, escpecially gold coast and brisbane. sydney is shite, melbourne is full of hipsters everywhere else is irrelevant or full of fucking boongas huffin petrol and don't you dare go to alice springs hobart is alright it's kinda like nz but it's small
you want no degeneracy? come to nz.
except don't. because we don't take kindly to your kinds round here. especially british fucking scum. fuck off.
>>55772632
>17
Come back in a year kiddo.
Although I assume most of /pol/ consists of 15-17 yo's
>>55773826
Awwww man i love the SG-1 gun, wish it was a real gun because it looks so cool.
>>55772632
Wow you think you can recruit us to isis on /pol/ eh?
We know what you are upto sand nigger.
Your kind best not show up in newfoundland or I'm going to have a surprise for them.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yaIrgFZ.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>55774664
You shitpostin, straya?
The SG-1 guns were prop p90s. P90s are totally real guns.
>>55774573
>you want no degeneracy? come to nz.
I'm pretty sure fucking livestock is degeneracy.
>>55772070
Bless you Aussie bros. Bless you. Half the reason why I come on here in /pol/ is to ruin threads and shitpost everywhere.
>>55770275
gun control
>>55770275
Make me a sentence:
OFF
FULL
FUCK
WE'RE
1 australian bantz
2 bathurst races
I can enjoy both of them from home
>>55770275
FULL
ULL
LL
L
>>55770275
>Give me one good reason.
Spiders pretty much.
>>55775503
we're full of fuck?
>>55770526
where does this come from. you guys are literally not using %85 of the continent. I understand you don't want to be chinaustralia but how are you full?
>>55776553
If you want to live in the middle of the desert six hundred kilometers from the nearest town be our fucking guest.
>>55771416
i work with a fish head and i don't think he's happy here. you gotta like to be alone unless you live in some huge metro where you can find other vietnamese
britbong in aus here
shit internet
fat ugly women
asians are the only attractive people here
>>55770339
But the internet is fucking shit here.
Also >>55770275
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>55776615
we managed to build plenty of shit in the american southwest. where's the manifest destiny? can't hold that land saying "it's ours fuck off" because guess what? that's what the natives did. better pop out some kids and take it . wish you the best luck with your internet campaign on immigration though.
>>55770275
Cuz I don't have criminal record.
Also it's POLAND that's least degenerate.
To put it simply: all degenerates, criminals and poor people moved west because of shekels :^)
