I want to fight ISIS. what do? no way I join the German "army"
>>55762761
Sorry, misread drunk, tired. Thought you said fight for isis
>>55763672
have you posted anything before and deleted it? I dont see anything
>>55762761
Join the French Foreign Legion
>>55763672
He's German, I'm sure that is what he meant.
Just give it time Fritz, there will be recruiting centers on every corner once the replacement Germans settle in a bit.
>>55764151
Lol, most of them are North Africans - and Muslims.
>Foreign Legion
>Foreign
Reproduce. And encourage others to do the same.
>>55764151
do they have tough requirements and do they train you well prior to missions? I have not undergone any military training whatsoever, I was the first agegroup to not have to decide between civil service and military training in Germany
>>55764360
I will, but it's too early for me right now
>>55764487
Here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y2Xody3oDo
Why stop there? Let's throw all Muzzies in ovens and gas chambers. If genocide is what it takes to end Islam for good, so be it.
I've wanted to join the Canadian military for a while but I probably wouldn't pass boot camp
>>55764601
oh one more thing, please tell me i dont have to learn french that was my worst subject in schoool and I absolutely despise that language
>>55764487
They will beat and starve you into fighting shape at the "farm" sure. You will declare that every Legionnaire is your camarade regardless of his race and religion. When you're deemed good cannon fodder they'll fly you to Djibouti or Cote d'Ivorie to protect liberal France's interests.
You're no French citizen so it's ok if you die following stupid orders like assisting NATO 'freedom fighters'. This also means you may likely end up fighting in Syria on the side of moderate towelheads. You're FFL, not French soldier so France technically can deploy you anywhere while maintaining neutrality.
You will be surrounded by most stupid people you've ever met. Half of them will be nigs or shitskins. Shitskin NCOs too if you're unlucky.
>>55766193
okay option discarded. aything else?
>>55764895
You will have to learn french in your spare time. You will be punished if you take too long to learn it well enough.
>>55766731
Become a mercenary and fight for whoever is fighting ISIS.
>>55762761
anyone else laugh at how ridiculously bad ISIS's flag is?
>asymmetrical curves on the center circle
>edgelord gothic black and white colors
>looks like it was made by an emo toddler
>>55762761
Go be a hero when the time comes and kill as many as you can
>>55764587
>too early for me right now
no it isn't. give the kid up for adoption. keep making babies. who cares. it's do or die right now.
>>55764279
I've been told Muslims aren't permitted to join. They're either subtly discouraged up front or if they insist about they're beaten/hazed until they quit during selection.
>I want to die for no reason
Godspeed, Hans.
>>55766943
Every terrorist flag is some variation of this. It's almost as uncreative as European flags.
>>55766943
Hold up. That's their actual flag? I legitimately thought, this entire time, that it was a meme image used only here. I don't watch media faggotry so I've never actually seen it anywhere else. Oh my God. Maybe they're killing people because all they have is Microsoft Paint.
>>55767215
my actual plan is too use advancd technology to man a weapon that kills as mny goat fuckers as possible
>>55762761
French Foreign Legion
>>55764279
North africans aren't in the ffl they are in the regular french army, ffl is mainly composed of slavs/white europeans, some asians and not that much blacks.
>>55762761
Why would you want to fight a cartoon son? A western projection of what an entire religion should look like, for the pursuit of a nefarious, underhanded agenda, when it fact it does not?
Instead, seek to dewesternize yourself. Broaden your horizons. Learn Russian or Mandarin/Cantonese, perhaps Hindi. That is the only way to 'defeat' 'ISIS'.
>>55764807
What makes you think you won't pass?
I have a friend doing BMQ right now he only has 3 more weeks to go before he's starts his advanced training and he's absolutely loving it.
>>55767389
You could join the Kurds and their fight against ISIS. Canadian veteran died over there recently with fellow soldiers. Lived and fought well and didn't regret a thing.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/fellow-fighters-parade-coffin-of-fallen-canadian-anti-isil-fighter-john-gallagher-through-streets
>>55762761
Fremdenlegion?
>>55764807
I did basic the summer, it rocks. Just make it to 4 weeks then you get to go out and party on the weekends.
>>55762761
Can we make a /pol/ militia?
>tfw irl shitposting while fighting Muslims
>>55769966
Do you have to be physically fit when you start basic training? I hear if you fail they put you in another platoon.
>>55764587
This is why the military should be left to those who are have families or old enough to know that they won't have any for sure.
>>55770358
We had that happen twice. One girl was just really dirty and the other had an injury. The only person we had get kicked out was a girl that couldn't do one push up but was only kicked out because she was caught keeping dirty pads in her barracks box.
>>55764279
You don't seem to really know anything about the foreign legion
They are basically brainwashed
>>55762761
Join Kurds, they have lots of foreign volunteers
>>55764279
Wrong. Ffl is mostly slavs, frenchmen and non muslim blacks. And theyve fought a lot in mali
>>55770887
>Implying anyone who supported the Kurds isn't going to be executed once Syria regains control.
>>55764807
[spoiler]lochon?[/spoiler]
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