>Be european
>ban guns
>get shot by a muslim anyways
Good thing you banned guns, so you can't defend yourselves.
>>55760664
source?
>>55760897
Grenadier
>>55760664
>Be Mexican
>Ban guns
>get shot by cartels anyways
But don't worry, Mexican government is not corrupt and very good :^))) the police are not corrupt they will kill all bad guys :^))) no need for militia
>>55760664
>Own a gun
>Planes run into my buildings
A lot of good those guns did
>>55760664
>grenadier
oh man this show as my shit back in middle school
Gun crime is much lower in Europe overall compared to the US though.
>>55760664
>Be American
>Have guns
>Get shot anyways
>be american child
>get shot by your classmate
Keep killing your kids amerifats, You're doing the world a favor :)
>>55761342
>>55761386
True. But the point OP is making here is that even though they banned guns the terrorists were still able to access firearms illegally and use them on innocent civilians.
>>55761195
if we were allowed to bring guns onto planes it wouldn't have happened
>>55761342
>Gun crime
I love this meme.
>>55760664
>be murican
>post retarded weebshit
>make a dumb argument about guns
>>55761386
>be american
>terrorists show up to try to shoot you
>terrorists get shot
Welp.
>>55761705
Except this doesn't happen
>inb4 that's because of muh guns!
No, it's because the airport basically X-rays anyone that looks slightly middle eastern to the point of radiation poisoning
>>55762023
A terrorist could legally enter the country without any guns. He can then illegally purchase a gun from Mexican Cartel, Gang Bangers, Gun traffickers etc.
>>55762023
>this doesn't happen.
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/03/us/mohammed-drawing-contest-shooting/
>>55762023
>implying killing non-whites with radiation is bad
If they look any bit of middle-eastern then they need to be removed in order for /pol/'s wet dream to come true.
>>55762023
Ayy lmao
tell that to the faggots that got shot in TX when they tried to start shit up
you france is probably coming too keked faggot
nowhere to run either, everything outside is going to eat you
>>55760664
>>Be european
>>ban guns
>>get shot by a muslim anyways
500 million people live in Europe.
129 people shot by muslims.
for reference
75-80 people die in car accidents every day in Europe.
So should we ban autos?
>>55760664
>Be Amerifat
>have guns
>don't defend yourself
>thousands killed in mass shootings
Bravo burgers
>>55761195
Nobody in NYC can have guns but criminals and celebrities.
>>55761609
right because i totally want some random fuckhead to start shooting in a relatively small pressurized tube that is traveling 400mph thousands of feet above the ground
there it absolutely nothing that could go wrong there
>>55761705
You missed a spot
>be american
>terrorists show up to try to shoot you
>terrorists shoot and kill multiple people
>terrorists get shot
>>55761522
Yeah I guess so - even then, I don't think that civilians having access to firearms would've helped the situation - it would have made it worse.
How would the Police know that you weren't a shooter if you were open carrying in that situation? How would other people know you weren't a shooter? To me, it seems that imperfect information in times of crisis would really fuck everything over.
>>55762776
Nobody died last time they tried.
>Be american
>go school, get shot
>go church, get shot
>go to the mall, get shot
>go to the movie theater, get shot
>walk down the street, get shot
>get stopped by the police, get shot
>go home, get shot
>>55762746
mythbusters debunked that "get sucked out of bullethole due to air pressure" myth already
>>55761386
>be australian
>government sold you to china
kek
>>55762990
>be british
>go school, suck muslim dick
>go mosque, suck muslim dick
>go to the mall, suck muslim dick, buy new burqua
>go to the movie theater, suck muslim dick, eat halal food
>walk down the street, get stabbed
>get stopped by the police, suck police dick
>go home, get watched by government as you sleep
sounds great desu.
>>55762990
>Be European
>get raped by Muslims
>get robbed by Muslims
>get shot by Muslims
>get blown up by Muslims
>go on internet and defend Islam
From what I gathered most of these people were wearing bomb-vests, not revealing themselves until they said allahu akbar and blew themselves up. So, even if we had guns. How would we know? Just kill every shitskin in sight? Actually.. That might work.
>>55761174
You mean beheaded ;^)
>>55761342
>gun crime is lower in a place with less guns
#woah
check out those violent crime rates though :^)
>>55762829
Yeah bout that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charleston_church_shooting#.22Terrorism.22_terminology
>>55763263
>Be Australian
>Have mining boom as a result of Chinese demand
>Americans get pissy because we can talk and chew gum at the same time
We aren't eternal keks to Amerifats, we go where the money is. Our own needs come before yours.
>tfw have a small arsenal in my Bedroom closet
Sometimes I forget how much freedom I have.
>>55761342
>The place with more guns has more guns involved in crimes
WOW
O
W
>>55763399
>>55763443
>Be a Mexican
>laugh as the American minority holds up in the gas station with two bullets left in magazine.
Also
>American
>"Lol yuropoors getting shot"
>>55763399
>>55763443
>Be american
>Sister pregnant with Mexican baby
>eat processed meat
>gain 200kg
>claim other countries are fatter
>believes Trump will solve all there problems
>>55763765
jeez aussie you're really reaching.
>>55763938
>>55763930
>be british
>be butthurt from all the assraping from Mohammed
Salaam.
>>55763765
>start citing shit
hahaha can I get in that in MLA you fuckin nerd
>>55762746
You would rather have jihad john kill you and everyone else on board along with thousands of others instead of trying to stop it?
What a spinless bitch ass nigger you turned out to be.
>>55763938
>all there problems
>claims to speak english
>>55762990
>Go to gun free zone, get shot
>assault law enforcement, get shot
>Be British, get raped by "Asians"
>>55761174
>3rd world country's
>1st world country's
pick one
>>55764016
>Be American
>Projecting by making fun of religious and ethnic demographics of Britain
That's a load of shit.
out of all the attackers, not a single one even got close to Breivik's high score.
there were 8 of them, months of planning, unlimited funding, and they barely managed to crack 60% improvement over Breivik. That means that each terrorist is 20% of what a determined white man can do.
there's nothing to fear here. nothing at all
>>55763494
Sweden No!
Please report to your nearest reeducation center
>>55763168
i wasn't really worried about getting sucked out of a bullet hole as much as a sudden loss in pressure and the chance of a bullet hitting something important
not to mention the age and stress a lot of air liners have gone though a couple holes could lead to something bigger
>>55764221
>be British
>be this ass pained about some banter.
shocking.
>>55763946
>muh home grown terrorist isn't a terrorist
>>55764041
You want it in the Meat & Livestock Australia?
>>55764016
>>55764121
>>55764130
>be american
>claim to be a massive juggernaut
>cant even keep people over a wall
>>55762390
There's quite a big fucking difference between deliberate act and an accident. Then again you're an Usanican and probably can't understand this.
>Be not american suck muslim kek government kek white people kek your ere kek ur children kek ur world kek
>>55764081
The fight for your life shouldn't start until after the plane gets hijacked but w.e edgelord.
>>55762390
we need autos we don't need muslims and we don't need gays. we need guns to cleanse homeland of both.
>>55764081
>implying implications
>>55762267
Hispanics don't associate with Muslims.
They also only buy guns not run them.
Have you ever heard of a Mexican marrying a Muslim girl? Lol I laugh at the thought of that. I been to a wedding with a white gut and a Muslim girl though. I also been to a wedding where Midwestern white couple had an imam do their wedding. That shit was fucking weird. No one there was middle eastern except the imam guy. Why are white people cücks fäm?
I want an AK74.
I want cheap 7n6 5.45x39 spam can.
>>55764265
Wasn't the reason why so much of that plane's fuselage got pulled off was because an air hostess got sucked up into the hole, causing more stress around the edges of it, ultimately causing it to grow that large?
>>55762990
You forgot
>tip all the shooters while checking your privilege
>blacklivesmatter activists get you fired from your job because getting hit by Tyrone's bullets created racist crime statistics
>>55764803
lol yo live in vietnam... if you want an ak you could probably find one in 10 minutes of walking through the jungle.
>>55760664
>Be American
>Don't ban guns
>get shot by a black anyways
Good thing you didn't ban guns, so you could be shot.
Oppose gun control strongly but literally this is the logic you are using.
>>55761174
please die
>>55761195
>be Australian
>never be relevant
>>55764984
The jungle is no more.
This isn't the 70s anymore. Only AKs found are cops and military.
>>55764346
>Be American
>No response available
>>55764356
Normally:
>be American
>live in semi-rural area
>relaxed gun control
>everyone has guns
>low crime rate
Or in liberal controlled zones:
>be American
>live in urban area
>stricter gun control
>only thugs have guns
>high crime rate
Though, it's not just flawed gun "control" that contributes to the crime rate. Legalizing some drugs would lessen the crime rate to a great degree.
>>55764016
>be Amerifat
>be butthurt from all the assraping from Jamal & DeShawn
bix nood
>That actor that tried to be a faggot and said early into the attacks WOW 18 DEAD. WISH AMERICA COULD GET OUR SHOOTINGS THAT LOW. VOTE FOR GUN CONTROL, YOU CAN SEE IT WORKS.
>my face when the night that laid before him had only begun
>>55764356
cheap labor, why would we deny that Mohammad
>>55763399
>>55763443
>be American
>brought to life every morning by a defibrillator team
>make a beeline for the fridge which has a note attached: I'm leaving you for Tyrone
>good job you had that vasectomy
>head to work 200 miles from your suburb whilst trying your best to fend of the natives of Detroit
>almost there now, but oh wait - you've been stopped by a friendly neighbourhood boy in blue
>just need to check your license and registration he says before shooting you in the chest for moving
>just like the Wild West, you think to yourself as the world darkens even moreso than your media
>>55764878
that was apparently an alternative theory
>Alternative explanation
>Pressure vessel engineer Matt Austin has proposed an additional hypothesis to explain the scale of the damage to Flight 243.[10][13] This explanation postulates that initially the fuselage failed as intended and opened a ten-inch square vent. As the cabin air escaped at over 700 mph, flight attendant C.B. Lansing became wedged in the vent instead of being immediately thrown clear of the aircraft. The blockage would have immediately created a pressure spike in the escaping air, a fluid hammer (or "water hammer"), which tore the jet apart. The NTSB recognizes this hypothesis, but the board does not share the conclusion. Former NTSB investigator Brian Richardson, who led the NTSB study of Flight 243, believes the fluid hammer explanation deserves further study.[10]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aloha_Airlines_Flight_243
>>55765180
They need to Legalize weed, they only reason why the haven't is because they need to find out how to grow it at a fast rate and tax the product.
>Be British
>STILL butt hurt about Americans having guns
1776 :^)
>>55764454
Can you please reformat this as a haiku or a poem? I think it would work
>>55761342
Violent crime is up though lol.
fucking moron.
What happened in Paris would be impossible in America, because we are armed.
>>55765604
>be american
>plane hits 2 towers
>never let people forget about it
>be English
>who of London destroyed by bombs
>never talked outside history class
>>55765828
*whole
>>55765563
its easy to tax, just sell it like tobacco
sure there'll be some really dedicated smokers that will grow their own but most will take the quick easy way and just go down to the store and buy some
i see it being like alcohol, sure you can brew your own beer, make your own wine and stuff but it take time, effort and space to do it well
>>55765230
>Be britkek
>Get assraped by jamal
>Can't do anything, because 'muh multiculturalism'
>be next on deck for assraping by goat fuckers
>can't do anything because can't own a FUCKING HAMMER
>sit around while your cops can't do anything either, because they don't have access to anything more lethal than a whistle.
Enjoy drinking tea with your son Mohammed Smith, while you silently wish the call to prayer over New Mecca (Formerly London) would stop, but know you can't say anything, or the police of Vice and Virtue will cut your tongue out.
pip pip, cheerio, old boy.
>>55765604
>mfw all the fireworks on the 4th of July still say 'made in France'
>>55765893
the people of the UK are too dumb and scared, people cant educate their self's and think its a harmful drug yet consume alcohol on a daily basis
>>55766048
>yfw i don't care
>>55765782
explain all the mass shootings then? these people purposely go to gun free areas or simply use explosives
>>55765828
truly a testament to how irrelevant and forgettable britian/uk/england/whatever youre called is.
>>55766173
>purposefully go to gun free areas
agreed those are retarded
>>55766177
we just don't give a fuck and get on with things, you guys need to keep reminding the world like 2001 is still relevant
>>55761195
> be australian
> go to office shop
> get shot
>>55766395
we just want to go to the good ol days.
>>55760664
> Be Canadian
> Get shot in 6 years when our worst PM allows open immigration for refugees
> Watch all these cankeks go "we deserve this"
>>55766395
>i dont give a fuck
>but im going to mention it in every possible thread i can b-b-because i totally dont care!!!
lol
>>55765563
>how to grow it at a fast rate
That's what genetic engineering is for.
>>55766376
>BUT THEY'RE GUN FREE SO NO GUNS ALLOWED SO NO ONE HAS TO WORRY ABOUT GUNS
>>55766653
>25,000 "refugees"
why canada bro, why...
>Be Brazil
>Ban guns
>Now my cops only have hand guns while bank robbers run around with assault rifles
>>55765782
>What happened in Paris would be impossible in America, because we are armed.
a few obese hillbilly fagits with handguns aren't going count for shit against crazy sandniggers with explosives and ak-47s you retarded fuck
>>55761491
>Keep killing your kids amerifats, You're doing the world a favor :)
Stop letting the dingos eat yours.
>>55767557
>be american
>be retarded enough to think that you can compare Brazilian cops and criminals to american cops and criminals
>>55767850
gotem
>>55767862
>Implying anyone was making a comparison to American cops or criminals
>>55760664
Unfortunately I don't live in a big, diverse and culturally enriched city like Paris, so I don't need guns.
>>55760664
Guns are an offensive weapon (tactically, and morally).
>>55768227
>guns are an offensive weapon
Explain.
>ban X thing many people have and is very common
>create huge black market and enrich criminals
every time
>>55761342
>but gun crime!
See how well that works out for you when Muslims go full jihad.
>>55762023
>Americans stop terrorist on a train for best ally
>Americans shoot terrorist on our own soil
I'd almost started to think the good ol USA wasn't number one for awhile there.
>>55768086
than what are you saying you stupid nigger
>>55767850
They tried protesting the dingos and tweeting at them but nothing changed. They decided they were offending the dingos and they deserved it.
>>55760664
>allow guns
>every nigger and shitskin in the country runs around with firearms
>even more whites die
Good job.
>>55769239
>even more whites die
Nah, the shitskins kill each other for the most part.
>>55761174
We can't even fucking harm intruders
coming into are property. My fucking uncle went to jail for 5 month's for hitting a intruder. They can actually sue you for giving them a black eye.
