>Muslims pray facing the Kaaba
>All Muslims are supposed to make a pilgrimage to the Kaaba at least once in their lives
>Non-Muslims are not allowed in Mecca, where the Kaaba stands
>The Kaaba houses Al-Ħajaru al-Aswad, "The Black Stone" said to be of heavenly origin, which is venerated by Muslims and was placed there by Muhammad himself.
My working hypothesis is that this stone is some kind of malevolent entity or device that propagates violent fanaticism. All Muslims (at least those who make Hajj i.e. the devout) are under its influence).
If it's an entity, it could literally be a primeval god or spirit (the stone was worshiped by pre-Islamic pagans as well). If it's a device, it could be some kind of slow acting alien weapon designed to destroy or prevent advanced civilizations.
Either way: Destroy the stone and break the spell.
>>55750462
This doesn't explain niggers.
>>55750462
Stupid Inbred Americunt. Kabba's been blown 3 times, it's been rebuilt 3 times. And then you'd have Muslim countries nuking you.
>>55751014
The stone has been stolen and broken and stuff but it clearly hasn't been destroyed.
>>55750462
>worshiping some shitty black stone
this is how retarded Allah Snackbars are.
>>55751014
Did you read my post? The Kaaba is just a building. Nothing special about it.
>And then you'd have Muslim countries nuking you.
Not if my theory is correct.
If you nuke Mecca. It will be global jihad, instantly overnight. Sand niggers will kill non believers. Dirty nuclear bomb everywhere. It will kill the world faster than WW3.
If you want to kill Muslims. It is easier to get them to fight against themselves.
Send all Muslim to war. Jihad against jihad. Let their blood be spilled in the name of Allah.
probably just a chunk of glass.
>>55750462
I'm in.
>>55751444
lol in your dreams. muslims are impotent low IQ savages.
>>55751444
I don't want to kill Muslims. I want to free them.
>>55751444
>If you nuke Mecca. It will be global jihad, instantly overnight.
OP is trying to say that if you destroyed the stone, the spell would be broken. Muslims worldwide would immediately wake from the trance.
>>55750462
Don't blow it up, irradiate it so muslims turn into mutants
Don't destroy it, fool!
Think of the power!
>>55750462
HOLY FUCK OP I THINK YOU ARE ON TO SOMETHING
>have muslim friend in middle school
>best of friends
>8th grade(end of middle school) summer he goes to magic rock and stays there all summer with family
>freshman year comes around
>his family refuses to let him talk to me
>see him in school
>absolutely hates me
>no clue why
>hates everyone else in school that isn't muslim
>kid went from being super popular to hated by everyone
They are literally worshipping the shit our ancestors will clean from the sides of their space stations, for minimum wage.
< grandchildren not ancestors
What if you just end up releasing a greater evil?
>>55751855
>Don't destroy it, fool!
>Think of the power!
Get out of here Boromir!
>>55750462
AYY
>>55751324
Yeah when they killed the dude in mordor at the end of LOTR all the orcs ran away because they were no longer under the mental spell of that dude.
Its a working theory OP.
>>55751907
I can only imagine how our mods will improve by that point in time.
>>55751907
>our ancestors
>will clean
hello jamal
>>55751444
Fuck that, I'm not scared.
In all seriousness, I want to take that stone and fly it around the world with a GPS, just to see if they keep chenging the direction they pray in.
>>55750462
What if the stone is containing the entity, OP? Do you want to risk setting it free?
>>55752600
dubs has a point
>>55750462
it's a meteorite
a chuck of iron
steal it, forge it into a sword
then use it in battle
...
become the God of War?
>>55751907
Lol, this is exactly it, well said! But it's descendants, dude.
>>55752112
>>55752600
We could launch it into space? But we'd have to make sure never to tell anyone because then they'll know it still exists and just pray towards whichever direction the rocket launched.
>>55751907
>>55752896
Why does kabba stone grow on space stations?
>>55752901
try converting a 3d vector into a 2d direction on a sphere
they'll never be able to do the math
>>55753154
you clearly don't know anything about space.
>>55752901
The world is spinning, as is the solar system and the galaxy.
Any direction so long as it doesn't land anywhere and keeps going so they'd never know the direction.
>>55753243
Hahaha exactly, I was actually thinking about how hard of a thing that would be to do because the direction would change throughout the day/month/year. They'd probably just pray towards the launchpad. kek
>>55752901
Into the sun! Brilliant thinking anon
>>55753366
I know a little bit about space, I just didn't think anyone even knew exactly what the kabba stone was. I heard it could be glass. Why would glass collect on the outside of space stations? Are we assuming it's meteorite?
what is the stone made of? Is it really special in any way?
>>55750462
Or its just some rock the pagans worshiped and Muhammad wanted to get them into his religion by co-opting it. He tried it with the Christians by saying Jesus was messiah, he tried it with Jews by praying towards Jerusalem.
Same reason half of Catholicism is heathen practices.
If we destroy it will all muslims shut down like the droids in star wars?
Holy fuck, the rock is supposed to be a meteorite yes? What if it's contaminated by some alien brain eating parasite? Nuke it from orbit, just to be sure.
It's a meteorite that was worshiped as a "piece of heaven" by Arab pagans before there was ever an Islam.
The End
>>55753843
OP acknowledged that in his post. That fact actually kind of supports his theory to be honest.
It's not a rock or meteorite. It's a goddamned Lavos spawn. It fell to earth millions of years ago and is responsible for all our pain, fear, and anger. It feeds off our energy and will doom the planet one day unless some spikey haired mute kid can destroy it.
>>55752351
He said minimum wage, not free.
>>55753584
It's just an iron meteorite
>>55753243
>>55753384
I wouldn't suggest going against them in math.... it's pretty much the only academic field they're good at (I saw some shit in prep classes)
http://praytimes.org/calculation/
>>55753989
That video actually made so much sense.
>>55750462
mussies worship a toilet bowl? explains a lot...
they use bidets religiously, and even called a terror organisation "toilet".
>>55753989
>>55754946
>>55754946
Video?
>>55752876
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Dawn
>>55751444
Would be the quickest way to redpill the world?
I am quite the impatient man and they might take out most of the faggots.
Sounds like a win win to me.
The Quarmantians stole it from Mecca after they sacked it and kept it for decades. The Kabba has also been destroyed several times.
>>55751517
Si hombre, mucho glasso
>>55756055
>Would be the quickest way to redpill the world?
redpilled for about a day before being stabbed by some violent retard enacting revenge fantasy
>>55753989
It also just occurred to me that the Mystic's monster town happens to be named Medina. Which is also the name of Islam's second holiest city and the burial place of Muhammad. Sheeit. All joking aside, was this what the game's creators were going for?
>>55752901
Then it would feed off the cosmic energies of the universe, gestate within the swirling gases of the nether and hatch into an unholy eldritch abomination that returns to earth to enslave all of mankind.
Clearly the only solution is to launch it straight into the heart of a supermassive black hole.
>>55755486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-Sp62q2FAY
>>55755322
>they use bidets religiously
This could just be a dank american meme but it's pretty commonly believed over here that muslims do everything with their right hands because they wipe their asses with their left. Not true?
>>55750462
are they keeping it in a used car wheel?
>>55750462
> Destroy stone
Good plan, here's a better one;
PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE
1. Invade Mecca
2. Destroy the kaaba
3. Take meteorite
4. Reforge into toilet
5. Every American citizen has a Constitutional right to shit in the magic mudslime bowel
>>55757175
They'll just resent us forever for that though. If we destroy the stone, the spell will be broken, you see?
Just give it time, isis or some other kebab organisation will probably destroy it.
Don't they hate idol worshipping? A billion muslims praying to a toilet bowl idol 10 times a day
>>55750694
You cant just hit it with your axe gimly, we need to take the stone to Mordor. There it was made, and only there can it be unmade.
>>55757393
>Caring what mudslimes think
>>55750462
Let's troll Islam and just relocate the kabaa everyday so they never know which direction to pray.
>>55757741
It's not that I care. It's that it doesn't solve the problem. The evil deity and/or alien weapon still exists (in fact we brought it into our home) except now we shit on it and give them even more of a reason to commit the violence.
Why does it look like an expanded asshole?
>>55750462
Substitube Kaaba for the Marker and it sounds like the plot to Dead Space desu senpai.
>>55757175
10/10 this guy for prez
